08-01-2014, 11:02 PM | #1 |
Steel Cut
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new blog post inside
https://finitelifethenovel.wordpress...at-capitalism/
@Certain @El Pancake @dead man @Vulgar @big baby @Witty @YDK @Seyance @Zen @Diode @dull boy and everyone else, of course
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08-01-2014, 11:08 PM | #2 |
obsessed
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- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
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lol good stuff. was gonan say i like the bits of humor. :) and pictures
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08-01-2014, 11:11 PM | #3 |
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:)
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08-02-2014, 03:23 AM | #4 |
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Read up to where you just found the hotel. Lol'd at "shh...how much do I owe you?"
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08-02-2014, 09:27 PM | #6 |
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Thank you kindly, gentlemen
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08-02-2014, 09:35 PM | #7 | |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Start with this:
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08-02-2014, 10:12 PM | #8 |
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As always, good shit. Fast paced humor mixed with real life issues, like the fact you're Canadian ey?
Kiss on the forehead was a clear no.homo. The beer reference "perfectly sober" stood out as one of the best concepts I've ever pondered. I approve
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08-02-2014, 10:36 PM | #9 |
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08-03-2014, 08:08 AM | #10 |
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You just got me to read a lot about your experiences with taxis in Brazil. Well done.
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