Week 1: Barcotic (0-0) vs. Destroyer (0-0) - DESTROYER WINS

For Battling · 06-21-2018, 08:55 PM

Rules

This should be self explanatory, but for those who are unfamiliar with the 1-2 Punch League..

1. NO BITING
2. NO SWAYING
3. NO FEEDING
4. No RECYCLING

5. Must vote on at least 5 battles each week. Failure to vote on 5 battles will result in -1 votes deducted from your battle. Failure to vote on ANY will result in -2 votes deducted in your battle.

6. Voting much be at least ONE complete sentence with a decent explanation. (Vote: Bags as per tradition) WON’T COUNT!

7. Voting on Champ and Contender matches are required for all participants.

8. ONLY 2 TOTAL EXTENSIONS ALLOWED THIS SEASON. It’s literally 1 bar, extensions shouldn’t be needed but you’ll get 2 just for whining purposes.

9. NO TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES! If you think you’re being hate voted against etc, contact a mod and we will handle it accordingly.

THIS WEEK ONLY
PUNCHES DUE ON SUNDAY
VOTING ENDS MONDAY MORNING
NEW BATTLES UP MONDAY EVENING

@Barcotic @Destroyer

Barcotic · 06-22-2018, 12:53 PM

yo

Destroyer · 06-22-2018, 01:03 PM

Just drop man
This is 1-2 no need to check in

Barcotic · 06-24-2018, 08:38 PM

shut up u old foreigner 'fore i push ur orbital bone back
the only fgt who can bring grams to mexico n make border patrol laugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I just arrived at Nizuc Moon Palace in Cancun mexico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Yeah kid is here
I want to attack the wife
At least grandma is here too

Destroyer · 06-24-2018, 09:12 PM

lol...fake quotes tho??? No homo but...

des in beast mode. my stance is that ur trash & u will be told
I will never be proven wrong but u can all still watch me eat cro

Twodrop · 06-24-2018, 11:01 PM

Not familiar w/ the phrase 'eating crows'...

I thought the grams flip w/ the personal touch was enough to take this win

v/Barc

Mediocrity · 06-24-2018, 11:28 PM

Went with the one that I understood the most and felt hit harder

V - Barcotic

Inno · 06-24-2018, 11:31 PM

des with the way cro, nice battle

MMLP · 06-25-2018, 04:35 AM

I got barcotic, all round better insult

Exis · 06-25-2018, 06:36 AM

I need to vote, apparently...but don't wanna...if I vote for Bar Des will call it hatin'....if I vote for Des then Bar will probably do the same lol...so I'm neutral yeah.

I have enough enemies yo...

Larkin · 06-25-2018, 08:02 AM

I actually liked the eat crow line, maybe it’s played I don’t know.

I’m going vote Des, Barc was good as well. Nice battle best I’ve read so far

Plot · 06-25-2018, 09:28 AM

This ones a bit tough to call, I was expecting Bar to come with some signature wordplay,
he just went with the grams pun, which is old but alright with his quote/personal twist.
It was alright I think the heavy multi on the punch rhyme made it better.
Des had an obscure ref to me, I had to google... but it seems like a legit 'colloquial idiom'
thats what google said.
So Imma go with Des for being a little fresher.

Ghost1 · 06-25-2018, 09:30 AM

why would border patrol laugh at des bringing his grandma into the country tho

stupid shit. v des

Amen · 06-25-2018, 09:34 AM

Grams to mexico/make boarder patrol laugh.

I get the whole grams/grandmother - drug reference word play but to me it's isn't concrete as to why it would work both ways.

Not really much of an insult to me, IMO.

I think Destroyer's was executed better here.

v/Destroyer

Lenox · 06-25-2018, 12:32 PM

Dead @ a sig dis

V/ des

Nice battle tho.

wont count -FB

Schadenfreude · 06-25-2018, 02:32 PM

VOTE BARCOTIC only weirdos laugh at the elderly, should've worded that differently. Still eat Cro is played as fuck. Didn't like either this week.

Cashius · 06-25-2018, 05:12 PM

I got Barc. I thought eat Cro was a bit too obvious. Liked Barc’s a little more.

For Battling · 06-26-2018, 04:06 AM

5-4 Des

Needs more votes

Jabari Black · 06-26-2018, 07:04 AM

Vote Des

Barcotic’s punch was pretty funny to me but the grams/grandma flip is pretty basic. Then there’s the why are they laughing at your grandma aspect. With Des, I never heard of the eating crow phrase but I googled it and the punch checks out and you executed it well.

For Battling · 06-26-2018, 01:19 PM

Destroyer Wins 6-4

06-21-2018, 08:55 PM	#1
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633912	Week 1: Barcotic (0-0) vs. Destroyer (0-0) - DESTROYER WINS Rules This should be self explanatory, but for those who are unfamiliar with the 1-2 Punch League.. 1. NO BITING 2. NO SWAYING 3. NO FEEDING 4. No RECYCLING 5. Must vote on at least 5 battles each week. Failure to vote on 5 battles will result in -1 votes deducted from your battle. Failure to vote on ANY will result in -2 votes deducted in your battle. 6. Voting much be at least ONE complete sentence with a decent explanation. (Vote: Bags as per tradition) WON’T COUNT! 7. Voting on Champ and Contender matches are required for all participants. 8. ONLY 2 TOTAL EXTENSIONS ALLOWED THIS SEASON. It’s literally 1 bar, extensions shouldn’t be needed but you’ll get 2 just for whining purposes. 9. NO TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES! If you think you’re being hate voted against etc, contact a mod and we will handle it accordingly. THIS WEEK ONLY PUNCHES DUE ON SUNDAY VOTING ENDS MONDAY MORNING NEW BATTLES UP MONDAY EVENING @Barcotic @Destroyer Last edited by For Battling; 06-21-2018 at 09:35 PM.

06-22-2018, 12:53 PM	#2
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,493 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	yo __________________ Dummies finna die if they coming into mine boastin Twin glocks'll spark. Waterpark; everybody running when the slides open

06-24-2018, 11:01 PM	#6
Twodrop Unknown Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 673 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	Not familiar w/ the phrase 'eating crows'... I thought the grams flip w/ the personal touch was enough to take this win v/Barc Last edited by Twodrop; 06-26-2018 at 01:04 PM.

06-24-2018, 11:28 PM	#7
Mediocrity Brother Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 518 Rep Power: 4919692	Went with the one that I understood the most and felt hit harder V - Barcotic __________________ I’m the true King Author, crowned or not what I release is X caliber, it’s bound to rock

06-25-2018, 12:32 PM	#15
Lenox Hungry Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 1,419 Battle Record: 1-5 Rep Power: 16155610	Dead @ a sig dis V/ des Nice battle tho. wont count -FB Last edited by For Battling; 06-26-2018 at 04:07 AM.

06-24-2018, 11:31 PM	#8
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	des with the way cro, nice battle

06-25-2018, 04:35 AM	#9
MMLP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 600 Battle Record: 15-16 Champed - Write Week 9 Rep Power: 9768087	I got barcotic, all round better insult

06-25-2018, 06:36 AM	#10
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	I need to vote, apparently...but don't wanna...if I vote for Bar Des will call it hatin'....if I vote for Des then Bar will probably do the same lol...so I'm neutral yeah. I have enough enemies yo...

06-25-2018, 08:02 AM	#11
Larkin Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 115 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 3247069	I actually liked the eat crow line, maybe it’s played I don’t know. I’m going vote Des, Barc was good as well. Nice battle best I’ve read so far

06-25-2018, 09:28 AM	#12
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,376 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309741	This ones a bit tough to call, I was expecting Bar to come with some signature wordplay, he just went with the grams pun, which is old but alright with his quote/personal twist. It was alright I think the heavy multi on the punch rhyme made it better. Des had an obscure ref to me, I had to google... but it seems like a legit 'colloquial idiom' thats what google said. So Imma go with Des for being a little fresher.

06-25-2018, 09:30 AM	#13
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	why would border patrol laugh at des bringing his grandma into the country tho stupid shit. v des

06-25-2018, 09:34 AM	#14
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Grams to mexico/make boarder patrol laugh. I get the whole grams/grandmother - drug reference word play but to me it's isn't concrete as to why it would work both ways. Not really much of an insult to me, IMO. I think Destroyer's was executed better here. v/Destroyer

06-25-2018, 02:32 PM	#16
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049081	VOTE BARCOTIC only weirdos laugh at the elderly, should've worded that differently. Still eat Cro is played as fuck. Didn't like either this week. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

06-25-2018, 05:12 PM	#17
Cashius I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,555 Battle Record: 77-13 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - The Quick & The Dead II - BA Swag & Flow Tournament - 1-2 Season 3 - NBL Season 6 - The Elements - Fall Brawl II - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Season 9 - Summer Classic VII - 50+ Wins - The Winter Classic - Tag Team Tourney -1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20257520	I got Barc. I thought eat Cro was a bit too obvious. Liked Barc’s a little more.

06-26-2018, 04:06 AM	#18
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633912	5-4 Des Needs more votes

06-26-2018, 07:04 AM	#19
Jabari Black Sun Tzu Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 550 Battle Record: 13-6 Champed - Battle Arena League - 1-2 Punch League - Netcees Battle League - Netcees SOL Rep Power: 12764495	Vote Des Barcotic’s punch was pretty funny to me but the grams/grandma flip is pretty basic. Then there’s the why are they laughing at your grandma aspect. With Des, I never heard of the eating crow phrase but I googled it and the punch checks out and you executed it well.

06-26-2018, 01:19 PM	#20
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633912	Destroyer Wins 6-4

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