WK2: ROAST OF BROKE LESNER GETTING READY FOR LADY ANTEBELLUM

[Incredible]

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Lets get this going guys! winner will get a BAL Roast accomplishment

Rules:
8 lines - minimum
20 lines - max
One verse per person
NO FREEPOSTING PLEASE - VERSES ONLY

[El Muffin]

edit: oops. ill tweak to20

teeth an army of wakanda. boi they farrrrrr from white
said "Best if he Braces 4 impact": sadly the dentist did his & was scarred 4 life
bitches curve you easy. followed by abominable laughter
Id fight you tooth n nail but bitches see the first &refuse the thought of the latter
catch this cowboy in the barn: inspecting vagina
i see your phone has a case:So do you- That would be::uhmmmm, -Sex w/ a Minor
up in the saloon looking for a thrill & the perfect whiskey
Dressin like a Maverick :LOL boi stahhhhp:- youve got the grill of Dirk Nowitzki
wont sign in here coz much L's he knows hes getting
u say its Not ur first Rodeo, Bullllll: youve even Fallen Off at the Lowest Setting
room dirty af! roast my last name? Thigpen: you kiddin me bruv
now u can say "Pigpen Shut off ur Lights":but Bruh, it looks like he literally does
vivid memory of text. ever bar written, i bet he remembers
but closest he'll get 2 groundbreaking work is lookin like an extra from "Tremors"
bich ask "you hungry": brokes like " i cud go for some sliders"
but Bro your jeans say your already stuffed: Soooo,you know your a liar
i'd consider He Used to talk of the K's and the straps
butttt my Nigga: the only thing you put to shame is Andres' Hat
heres a thought: Sunscreen..trust, give it a whirl
says hes a man of letters but SPF just doesnt exist in his world

[Barcotic]

look @ this rodeo bitch thinking he on some romeo shit
i was gonna key a fast 5, but hes more like the fgt in tokyo drift
holdin NO cash, still his alone ass awkwardly rises
that mirror clearly opens.. n so does the prozac bottle behind it
every morn u stretch ur legs, then wet ur jagged gape
u brush ur teeth w/ crest. n use that thing on ur head to flag a mate
no one would designate u to hunt. in ur present state, u in trouble
obv. every buck'll get away but how tf did u get away w/ that buckle
barc? all beast. dont even START on me, geek
a little donnybrooks outta the question if u listen to garth on repeat
not only will this verse eat u, itll delete ur remaining pull
the only thing attainable in ya near future is ur dream to attain a bull
run dude, or ima change stance and done u like a bad song..
knock u tf out after a light switch, next to the one u wipe ur ass on
ohhhhh my bad. u lack cash n past assets
u aint just blue collar... u also blue jeans, black hat & whack glasses
ur chomps are all sorts of fucked n of course im not a hater dog..
but next time u get work done to ur mouth, enforce a fckn labor law
i aint even blowing smoke. holy bro, the shits bad
ur set collected enuff yellow film to bring coldplay's only hit back

twenty

[Blue Bayou]

18, why not....


okayy metal mouth let’s start off on the right foot of this snuff..
ya teeth were so Crooked i bet Zelph woulda tried to put em in cuffs
Inc wanted a faggot to roast so this pussy was quickly marked..
boysss straight out the Heart of Dixie & CLEARLY it’s dicks-he hearts
the big Antebellum show is tonight & you can bet he’s goin' crazy..
congrats Broke, for the first time EVER you finally got ready for a Lady
Mr. Steal yo Girl?! please.. it’s obvious you’re a queer & emo..
u won’t Wrestler from me just cuz u resemble JBL after a year of chemo
know how NC knows ur steady jerkin & never motor brassiers?!
you literally posted a bathroom pic with you're jizz all over the mirror
the right hand'll put em down if this fairy keeps chirpin..
why you always talkin like a street kid pussy.. you barely Keith Urban
listen Maverick i know Nowitzki well, i cross my heart that it’s true..
& while i’m riding in Dierks Bentley ur stuck lookin like part of their crew
is the floor always soakin wet?! regardless, i’m merkin you dude..
rip em off the shower walls all you want Broke, it's still curtains for you
raise the Dessy, aim it steady you can get all of this work..
i was puttin the 'Eagle to ya Chest' longgg before I saw that Hollister shirt

[BodySnatcher]

Aw Naw Hell Naw! Get that outfit the fuck outta here! Lady Antebellum is on his monthly planner
But really it looks like he got a youtube channel & just did a cover for Nelly’s “Country Grammar”
Just to past time, his cheap ass wears K-Mart sunglasses at night but I’m eluding the factors
My pastime is to eat rappers...this nigga so Broke...I bet he eats the food including the wrappers
Speaking of eating...I guarantee no bitch would ever let you eat her out with them long braces
So nothing was fishy when he came up with shit...on his lip...looking for love in all the wrong places
Boy, I’ll cock back the Hawk & Parrot with an Eagle then…fuck it, I’ve beaten his face in so far
Why use a gun bar for his gay ass Seagull logo?...when I could just beat his ass with a Crowbar
No need to bus you out, we know you metro as fuck. We could see that without Visine bottles
So don’t think I’m not home on the range...I got more caps than all your unused hygiene bottles
After this, he won’t be able to do anything G’d up...not even steal a soda...you heard me right?
So if he says he’s switching plates...tell shit fingers he can’t even switch plates on his dirty light
If I saw him outside...I’d slump him behind the wheel...horn blarin...it’s nothing about his headlight
He’s playing himself...I mean he’s literally in the perfect position to get a shower from a lead pipe
Your parents prolly said your special. Nobody is like you but honestly look at how your built man
Even we know this kid looks like his dad, mom, uncle, cousin, neighbor...shit, even the milkman
You’ll get tilt fam...this banana buffin, worm burpin, turkey tosser obviously aims at what’s nearer
My advice is the next time you take a selfie make sure to clean those cum stains on your mirror

[Saint]

20

U at rodeos, bars, & dance halls <- safe places separate from blacks
^Dog u only hit up squeaky clean white spots & ur mirror's a reflection of that
On a mission man, sharks outo so i gotta shoot, its simple fam
Boy Overbites & ima have the Metal straighten em out like his dentists plan
This bitch gettin dolled up!? Lolll yo man-cards already got cut..
'Open Bottle Law' mann it should b illegal to own that many feminine products
& Look at this fuckin herb, crotch area show u packin nothin nerd
Ironic ur from the 'Bible Belt' & bitches pray before they unbuckle yours
Shit kicker dont throw hands in scraps, inbred hick really handicapped..
If u took a Bump-Kin it's been dabbed by that Clearasil in front on ur Cabinet jack
His paws shotgun this clowns grippin? nahh i come thru w/a pound liftin
I hit a wholee range if shit go down pimpin. U point @ beef when Cow Tippin
Ya dumbass stressin, type nigga to get played cuz boy a drab texan
Bet a 'Southern Belle Curve' u cuz ur IQ falls on the low end of THAT spectrum
Mama's boy here has alll the hate, creepy m'fer who stalks his dates
Closest u been to steamy shower scene is angrily stabbin broads. U Norman Bates
Bruh i'll get guns involved, bring it to the mean streets & see u run in awe
Ur punk ass wanna 'Crawl back to the Simple Life'. that's Pauly Shore in son in law
Bust @ ur dome so blood pours in ya hat. im killin this faggot..
It aint a Glacier Water Station when I squeeze the Pump to fill up a Gallon