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Old 05-18-2020, 12:11 PM   #1
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Old 05-18-2020, 12:19 PM   #2
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Old chap? Okay kiddo

Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue
When I fire my old rifle at this joke, will help get to wander?
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Old 05-19-2020, 05:26 AM   #5
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Old 05-19-2020, 12:41 PM   #6
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Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week
My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice
ya’ll childlike when wand slay, fists leave u slow like an off day
Bounce u off walls & countless obstacles til ur buried in a pit, shit’s like soft play
an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck
Last thing u see’s the beam thru ur whip. High velocity metal carve thru walls
Silencer on.. Everyone hearing a whistle & a crash like lengthy cartoon falls
Might wield the battle-axe! dream up a chance against me & It’ll shatter that
Russian roulette... Im scrapping’ that. It’s the grey wedge sticking out ur forehead like a trapper hat
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Old 05-19-2020, 01:14 PM   #7
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Barc- I get the taekwando or how ever you spell it bar but it was to forced with that wordplay an shit, the enfield bar I get with the field of dreams reference decent not great, wander of a path was nice I fuck with that, gun bars in text not feeling at I get the revolving bar concept at the entrance but it’s a gun bar, the sig gun bar is decent the punch is cool but again a gun bar in text?, tea Ko was meh at best kinda cringe.

- not a bad verse maybe the gun bar shit is the new meta ? But not a fun of it reminds me of Charron acting gangster not a good fit. Can tell you kinda got lazy tho or underestimated opponent which hopefully still works out for you.


Wand- answer personal is cool just kind of bland, barkeep is LOTB so far I fuck with that heavy, soft play bar didn’t hit for me unless I’m missing something?, pulling out them heinies wtf like showing ass ? I’m confused on this bar an it’s a pause worthy bar, whistle and crash is ok nothing over the top but cool, closer was ok as well nothing to major tho

- you had line of battle but also had a bar or two I didn’t understand the concept so if you can please PM me so I can update my vote accordingly


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Old 05-19-2020, 08:58 PM   #9
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Old 05-20-2020, 05:38 AM   #10
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Barcotic
Tyke wand? No idea
Zoo entrance was nice
Off path
Photoshop
Closer was nice

Overall way too focussed on forcing gun bars but it flowed good

Wanderer
Opener was clever
Barkeep line is dope
Soft play line needs better wording
Rest of the verse was just average


Close battle tough to decide. Barcotic had too many really forced gun bars and wanderer tapered off a bit. I’ll give it to Wanderer just because it was less samey

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Wander off path & zoo entrance were great from Barc. Some shit was light. Wasn’t feeling that opener at all though. Same with the closer. Wanderer had the bar keep line and lengthy cartoons. Opener was decent, could have used a more creative take. Heinies for me personally was a stretch. It works (high knees) but I’ve never referred to multiple Heinekens as “heinies”. Read this a few times but I’m leaning Wand in a close one.

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Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue
When I fire my old rifle at this joke, will help get to wander?
Cuz my Enfield will turn this player to a ghost without kevin costner
I really don't give a fuck too, I'ma rush dude w some monsters
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Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests

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Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week
My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice
an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck
Last thing u see’s the beam thru ur whip. High velocity metal carve thru walls
Silencer on.. Everyone hearing a whistle & a crash like lengthy cartoon falls


First off, props to both of you for posting early. Thought you both had decent drops, although I would’ve liked to see you prep a bit more.. each verse seemed a little hurried. I get why some ppl feel like Barc’s opening nameplay came off a bit corny, but the punch more than made up for it, imo. The last 3 I quoted from him were solid punches; not haymakers, but good bars. Wanderer had the best drop I’ve seen him come w/ yet.. “Barkeep” & “cartoon falls” were super solid bars, but I felt like some of his other lines suffered from wording issues which detracted from the impact. I think’s Barc’s verse was more direct & his misses were slightly better than Wand’s, however I could see it going either way. I’m a fan of consistency & how clean the punch rolls off, so I’ve gotta go w/ Barc here. Great read, fellas

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Old 05-21-2020, 06:50 PM   #13
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Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue

I know this has been the line a lot of people have harped on but I don't hate it. The wp is obviously a little bit awkward in reality and I don't see any evidence anywhere that blue bruises are worse than purple bruises, but the overall the idea is dope and it's a decent bar

When I fire my old rifle at this joke, will help get to wander?
Cuz my Enfield will turn this player to a ghost without kevin costner

Seems like an obscure reference but this is ok

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They'll scrape Wander off a path...and not care bc he did that in life

Ok idea, i think the execution could've been better

I really don't give a fuck too, I'ma rush dude w some monsters
2 wessons, zoo entrance; pay a price when I come thru w Revolvers

I'm not 100% sure that every zoo entrance actually has revolving doors, so this might not land for some people - but I've experienced this and I know what you're talking about. and I think maybe you could've extended this with something about animals to make it hit harder, but its ok

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I think you could've done a little more with this

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Your idea of a Tea KO is drinking a good blend until you pass out

I really wasn't feeling this at all, I know you're a much better writer than this





Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week

solid opener

My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice

the barkeep idea is is played but the overall execution here was decent and it was a strong bar

ya’ll childlike when wand slay, fists leave u slow like an off day
Bounce u off walls & countless obstacles til ur buried in a pit, shit’s like soft play

Nah, I'm not feeling this at all sorry. The associations you've got going on are too abstract and "softplay" is kind of an obscure term

an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck

I'm going off the assumption that this is a high knees wp, this is solid

Last thing u see’s the beam thru ur whip. High velocity metal carve thru walls
Silencer on.. Everyone hearing a whistle & a crash like lengthy cartoon falls

Eh not really feeling this, sound effect bars are already a risky endeavor but there's no world where a gun would sustain a whistling sound long enough to replicate a cartoon fall

Might wield the battle-axe! dream up a chance against me & It’ll shatter that
Russian roulette... Im scrapping’ that. It’s the grey wedge sticking out ur forehead like a trapper hat

Nah, not really digging this association with calling it a grey wedge.


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Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue
I keep a chrome close, ready to leave homo shot to death
Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests

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Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week
My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice
an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck



Wanderer's verse had highers highs and lower lows, and tbh I think when he missed he reallly missed. I'm not gonna lie, Barc was much more polished overall and a bit more consistent, but if I were to rank all the bars in this battle, I think wanderer has at least 3 out of the top 4 bars of this battle. I think this is just a case where Barc came in and expected an easy win, so he threw together a quick verse and wanderer stepped up his game and landed some decent punches and I don't think Barc had anything strong enough to really control the momentum in this battle.

At the end of the day, wanderer is doing what people who elevate do. He's faced with a tough opponent, drops a verse that's better than what people are used to, and ends up pulling off an upset. Hopefully he keeps trying to improve on himself because I think he can be a top competitor with some more consistency.

mvgt - Wand

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Lmaooo please close this before anyone else shows their retardations

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Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue
lmao just no
When I fire my old rifle at this joke, will help get to wander?
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i don’t get it
I plan on leaving big tracks for when the pigs flash their lights
They'll scrape Wander off a path...and not care bc he did that in life
i don’t get this either
I really don't give a fuck too, I'ma rush dude w some monsters
2 wessons, zoo entrance; pay a price when I come thru w Revolvers
i think this bar is missing a punch
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Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests
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Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week
decent, wording hurt it
My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice
alright
ya’ll childlike when wand slay, fists leave u slow like an off day
Bounce u off walls & countless obstacles til ur buried in a pit, shit’s like soft play
the flow was amazing but the punch was just awful
an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck
pretty cool
Last thing u see’s the beam thru ur whip. High velocity metal carve thru walls
Silencer on.. Everyone hearing a whistle & a crash like lengthy cartoon falls
hell yeah
Might wield the battle-axe! dream up a chance against me & It’ll shatter that
Russian roulette... Im scrapping’ that. It’s the grey wedge sticking out ur forehead like a trapper hat
pretty stretched and just not hittin for me


Idk I have this pretty one sided. Barcotic came with kiddy punches and wanderer took the surprise W here


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Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue
Not feelin the np, punch was stale
When I fire my old rifle at this joke, will help get to wander?
Cuz my Enfield will turn this player to a ghost without kevin costner
Above avg filler
I plan on leaving big tracks for when the pigs flash their lights
They'll scrape Wander off a path...and not care bc he did that in life
Ok, but the punch is too statement-ish
I really don't give a fuck too, I'ma rush dude w some monsters
2 wessons, zoo entrance; pay a price when I come thru w Revolvers
Not feelin this for a text battle
I keep a chrome close, ready to leave homo shot to death
Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests
Cool
English fgt you not a threat, don't get offended if I slap mouth
Your idea of a Tea KO is drinking a good blend until you pass out
Decent


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Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week
Not a huge fan of the "you lost to ___" bars.
My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice
Cool
ya’ll childlike when wand slay, fists leave u slow like an off day
Bounce u off walls & countless obstacles til ur buried in a pit, shit’s like soft play
I don't like the wording of the punch.
an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck
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Last thing u see’s the beam thru ur whip. High velocity metal carve thru walls
Silencer on.. Everyone hearing a whistle & a crash like lengthy cartoon falls
Creative, but not really dissing him
Might wield the battle-axe! dream up a chance against me & It’ll shatter that
Russian roulette... Im scrapping’ that. It’s the grey wedge sticking out ur forehead like a trapper hat
A bit stretched.

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Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice



TKO, Enfield, path > Heines, Whistle



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Opener was a stretch but creative
Enfield was similar
Wander off the path dope np coulda been worded better
Zoo entrance was again similar
Photoshop seemed played didnt like
Tea ko was terrible

Wand
Answer was boring
Barkeep is hella played, plus you dont shake cans wtf drinks arent spraypaint
Playpit had real potential but had wording problems
Heinies was a stretch but not bad
Cartoon fall seemed light
Trapper hat seemed alrighr if a bit vague

Good battle i liked barc more
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