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Old 05-03-2020, 09:07 PM   #1
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Old 05-03-2020, 09:17 PM   #2
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I'm thinking 20, but cool w/ whatever

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Old 05-03-2020, 09:25 PM   #3
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Here’s the plan. You write 20. I’ll write 14. You post your worst 14. Cool?
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Here’s the plan. You write 20. I’ll write 14. You post your worst 14. Cool?
An offer I can't refuse
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[Interviewed by Sharp]

I'd like to battle @Orc. I think our styles are similar and we've never done a regular battle. I already mentioned some people I'd like to see hop in...@talent. @Neighbor and @Dominate are my two favorite reads so I'd definitely like to see them both get active.
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Gonna need you to drop regardless, @Neighbor.
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=11677


Have fun searching the Archives for personals ;)

Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.
You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.
Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.
You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.

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Old 05-08-2020, 12:36 AM   #6
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2. Fracture
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& I still don't see my name there. Please fix this immediately
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Welcome back, Zachary...

You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit
He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS
The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention
Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical
You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate
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COOL STORY BRO
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hahaha
My nigga
You need to pick up that pen, boy
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Why don't u just pay to get in the HOF like how u pay ppl to battle u
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My nigga w/ the body bag
#meatwagon
Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him
Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It
How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading
Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment
This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’

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Old 05-08-2020, 12:39 PM   #7
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Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.

Fresh angle on a cash flip and well executed, well-worded. All around dope 9.5/10

Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.

This is funny and it's a good personal, the only caveat I have is is just that the general idea of equating a 3-way and a 3some is too played for this to be a full-on haymaker. 8/10

You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..

This is a step down for me. the whole interpretation of 40 acres and a mule is literal regardless of which angle you're looking at here. 7/10

& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.

For me, this lacked some kind of x-factor that makes it a true haymaker, but it's still a fresh flip on the amish angle, decent wp, and well executed. 8.5/10

I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.

This is another one of those bars that read off like it's a chore to execute properly, but this does clear my wordplay passability test both phonetically and from an execution standpoint. It also gets points for being an original concept. 8/10

Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.

I like the general idea but it's more basic than I generally prefer and I think you could've taken a slightly different angle that lands harder. 7/10

On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.

I'm interpreting this as a wordplay on Cashius/***hes, and I was actually thinking of doing a ***he wordplay not too long ago. If so, this is a cool idea. I would point out that ***he is a small type of computer memory and not exactly the same thing as AI or machine learning, but I don't really expect voters or battlers to need an in-depth understanding of CS concepts for a rap battle. Decent bar and good concept overall, but some technical issues with it hold it back just a bit. If I'm overthinking this and it's just a literal "You're a hollow person equivalent to AI" without the ***he angle, then I'd probably rate this a bit lower, but I'm giving you the benefit of a doubt. 8/10

You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.

I think the set-up could've been directed a little bit more toward the idea of him and his wife fighting, but overall this is funny/witty. 8/10

You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.

I'm assuming the general idea has been done before, but I thought this was a good approach to the angle and the word/execution was all done well. 8.5/10

ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.

The wordplay is barely scraping by on my passability standards because of the way the name canseco is emphasized and the way covid is. That being said the execution is done well, decent personal, funny. Just not crazy about the wp 8/10

80.5 / 100 => 80.5%



You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit

Funny, decent personal. Does a decent job of setting the tone, but it's a bit basic for my personal preference 7.5/10

He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS

Eh, I think you could've done more with the cough drop idea. The angle is fresh, but the general swallowing/sucking idea is old as time and I just don't think the end payoff was worth it. 7.5/10

The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention

This is cool, no real complaints other than I think you could've extended this idea and done more with it to make it stronger 8/10

Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical

Not really a fan of the wordplay because there's a missing syllable in the pronunciation of Efron and if I try to picture myself saying "F her on" even in the laziest fashion possible, I don't think it would slur together that naturally. Otherwise, the execution and wording are on point, funny concept with a good personal 7.5/10

You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate

I would've preferred if you said something other than "Levels" since I don't think that conveys the idea of a tray ceiling well. The wordplay is good, general execution is good apart from that. 8/10

Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him

Kinda funny. Wordplay is cool, execution is decent though there are things I can nitpick. I do think the general idea of attacking neigh for fanboying someone would be hard to turn into a full-fledged haymaker. 8/10

Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It

Not much to pick apart, I like this concept and the execution is good 9/10

How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading

The concept here is cool but I think the wording and execution takes this up a notch. 9/10

Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment

Eh, I appreciate the idea because it's fresh but it just didn't resonate with me. It's not bad, but I feel like the wording here is a bit awkward. 7.5/10

This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’

Won't lie, it took me a second to get this one. I think maybe the wording could've been done better but the overall idea is fresh as fuck. 8.5/10

80.5/100 => 80.5%

This is honestly a tough battle to vote on. I've looked at both verses multiple times and I think they're neck and neck. I'll read through the verses one time and be leaning toward voting for Neigh and read them again and lean toward Cash. I felt like Neighbor was overall more consistent throughout. Not gonna lie, when I first started reading cash's verse I thought neighbor was gonna run away this because cash started off kind of slow for me, but by the end of the verse he had a bunch of strong hits that redeemed himself. I think LOTB was capital one, followed by the neighboring and 1 to the side of your head tied for #2.

I know I nitpick over a lot of little things in bars, but you're both top tier competitors and 2 of my favorite writers here, and it's difficult for me to really discern a winner even when I break down every little detail. At the end of the day, I think this is gonna be a matter of personal style preference which I understand is a very subjective thing. I'm more of a metas person and I'm generally a fan of less is more/quality control when it comes to wordplay. I think they should be used sparingly, and when they are used they should be executed seamlessly. I think cash's style is a little bit more in that direction, and ultimately I think that's where I'm leaning with my vote.

MVGT - Cashius

also if you're wondering what the random word "***hes" is in my vote, netcees censored each time i wrote "c.aches" idk why

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Neighbor:

"Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash."

"& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy"

"On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen"

"You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer."



Cashius:


"He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS"

"You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate"

"Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him."

"How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading"



Good battle, favorites above are damn near evenly dope. But imo neighbors other lines I didn't quote are better than Cashius' lines I didn't quote. Vote - Neighbor
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Sheesh ok let’s do this

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Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
Dope
Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.
Funny and a decent hit
You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
The rhyming of effort & net worth doesn’t sit right with me but the idea is cool
& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
This is a good personal idea again, liked the wordplay, but punch kinda light
I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.
It’s ok
Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
It’s ok. Played idea though
On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
Yeah nice
You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.
Funny but it’s not really insulting him to say he can write 10 lines in 5 minutes... like that’d be kinda impressive. I know you’re tryna say he’s a nerd but We all kinda nerdy writing text bars anyway..
You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
So so
ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.
Nah

G’luck
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Welcome back, Zachary...

You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit
Simple but decent personal
He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his throat sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS
Not really feeling this
The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention
lol dope
Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical
Don’t get the wordplay
You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate
Decent
Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him
Cool
Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It
Errr it’s ok
How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading
Fire
Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment
Decent
This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER Drop Another Line
This is going over my head
So I thought capitol one and faded were the dopest lines. Great battle
overall and good shit from both. It’s a close one.. I’m going to edge this to cash for consistency. I was feeling more from his by a hair with the exception of his closer which went over my head

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Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.

FIRE

Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.

lol cool

You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..

damn, he said how you gon' hate negros and have a plot of land meant for plantations. Fun fact mulatto is originally a spanish word derived from a mule. So it enhances this for me.

& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.

cool, like this not as heavy as the opener but slick

I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.

nah this one seems lazy execution wise compared to ur previous bars.

Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.

not bad here

On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.

Fire

You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.

nah

You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.

nicccceee

ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.

not digging this one



Welcome back, Zachary...

You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit

This is ok nothing harsh here.

He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS

Cool

The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention

Fire

Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical

"that cringe quite unusual" is a weird way to word it. Forcing it for a multi eh, the efron part isn't really working as intended for me. I like the concept tho

You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate

niceee

Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him

Cool liked this one

Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It

not feeling this one

How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading

played concept worded extremely well, it hits for me tho

Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment

lol nice

This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’

naw


I got wavy by a hair here, this can go either way. But for me I liked the new flips on cash's name which is always hard to pull off and seem original. Cash was fire and it sucks how UPN treated him cus he is dope for sure. Good fucking match.

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Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.
You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.
Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.
You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.

G’luck
Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
-Cool
Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.
-Fire
You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
-Funny
& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
-Went over my head, first time. Dope
I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.
Nah
Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
Nah.
On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
Lol, eh. Not feeling it.
You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.
-Decent Personal
You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
Wording hurt you here
ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.
nah

Started FIRE but kinda slowed down a bit.





You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit
LOL, funny opener.
He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS
-Eh, okay.
The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention
LOL. I like it.
Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical
Eh not feeling it.
You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate
-Not feeling this one here, but okay wording


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Welcome back, Zachary...

You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit
He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS
The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention
Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical
You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate




Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him
Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It
How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading
Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment
This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’


Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him
Not bad.
Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It
-No
How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading
-Decent
Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment
-Not familiar with it.
This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’
Eh no

DAMN. Good title match up. I am giving this one to Cash, tbh. I thought his approach was way more personal and a bit more aggresive. If Neigh would have been JUST A TAD more consistent than he would have to take this. Probably has the LOTB too.

But I am giving to the one who to stuck to the right formula and just executed his piece a bit better as a WHOLE

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Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.

Nice opener.

Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.

Liked the personal/comparison.

You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..

I thought this was an OK personal. Did what you could w/ both ideas.

& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.

I liked this one. I had a Hick wp but never worded it.. solid bar

I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.

eh, didn't do much for me

Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.

Ok, missing something IMO..

On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.

Dope angle & not sure you meant ***he or not; either way cool

You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.

Not feeling. Seen FN lines before & this was meh

You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.

Cool Cash/Blue play. Not super fresh as they just battled lol

ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.

Decent closer. Tho a wp like this I wouldn't have gone with..
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Welcome back, Zachary...

You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit

Ok angle...but how you worded it sold it imo. creative approach..

He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS

Halls is not new....but the wording w/ the setup made it hit, this was solid

The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention

I did a line on sharp but the Wavy play was good.

Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical

Nah... Didn't care for the high school musical concept

You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate

Ok, not my preference

Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him

The research was a bit too much... the line was ok tho, so it was aightt for the effort lol

Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It

Liked this....tied in the current event

How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading

Cool, third attachment line i seen tho Solid flip.

Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment

Great ref/comparison..

This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’

Aightt

This was dope. Gotta say....i enjoyed reading Neighs verse more. His personal angles on him were refreshing. Had 3 I wasn't fond of, technically written well though. Cash had heavy hits that stuck out to me which are hard to not count. I think same number i wasn't feeling...hard to pick a winner.

After review Vote - Cash

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I'm not going to break this down bar by bar just simply cus they were all dope tbf. I debated on this a while but in the end the opening bar by neigh swung it for me for simply being a really fresh nameflip on cash I hadn't seen or even considered. Neigh had some nice personal angles as well which I enjoyed an whilst cash may or may not have had some I maybe missed due to lack of knowledge on neigh I have to swing it that way based on the personal touch an the fresh name flip. Dope battle though fellas was worthy champ match material and could see it going either way

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Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.


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He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS
The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention
You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate
Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment
This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’



Some really dope lines, also some misses. Had neighbor with 4 misses & cash with 5 misses. voters are scared to keep it real based off names & reps. for example: neighbors 3-way tissue line & cashs barber attachment fading line were funny, dope & worded well if those concepts weren't done to death so those were misses for me



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Old 05-11-2020, 02:06 PM   #20
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Opener, lotion n tissue, net worth, computer screen and counterfeits the bill.


Had some dope lines but also had some that were worded awkward for me. Consistent all around though. That closer was a stretch.


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I thought this was a close match from beginning to end. Each had some haymakers and tbh it to much filler from both. This is tough cuz I could give it to anyone tbh. I think I got neigh tho, I felt like he kept it more consistent which is the X factor in these close matches with 2 quality opponents. Dope battle and thanks for the read

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