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vs. Lotto Smirk

U lack rationale so I know your morale's low.
How you my Pedigree after gettin turned to dog food by Alpo?
Awaitin my induction, no way ur erasin this deduction.
I'll hit the Lotto but still be nice enough to pay for his facial reconstruction.
Watch the coward run, from the get this clown was done.
If there's a Smirk on a girls face it's only because I'm going down on one.
Claim you'll blast a trigger but I'm guessin ya lack the vigor.
Cuz the only Mean Gene you ever had was the wrestling action figure.
Ur a nobody, once Knuck matched us he signed/sealed ya fate.
At least the battle'll get u Maximum Views like Prime Real Estate.
Ur somethin like retarded & I ain't done with what I started.
U can act like a ' smart Alec ' but now you're just one of The Departed.

vs. Joe Metts


Ur 2 oversized of a guy, which is why ur likely to die.
I'm holdin a bottleneck& a bitch.
.. U got a bobblehead& a 10 yr. old that's the size of ur thigh.
Why would I try? fella isa joke. He'll tell us he's the GOAT.
I ate BBQ &fucked that night. n' I dunno which 1 ur jealous of the most.
Ur breathless fromA post, plus this pic is truly a riddle.
How you expect ppl to squeeze in for the photo w/ YOU in the middle?
He perspires meat, it's some kind of feat.
I told ur boyfriend to 'Scarf down' & u bolted thinkin' it was time to eat.
Eatin expired Snickers will only help u retire quicker.
Dude's 1/2 of a Tribe Called Metts but 3/4 of this Entire Picture.
U can't play ball.. so why R u meetin' all the stars?
Metts only ' goes up for the Jam ' cuz for breakfast he eats it by the jar.
U talk& start panting it's, just something U can't admit.
Ur the favorite in the Beef tourney... if that's the prize for champing it.


vs. Psych


the fagot scheme proves theres no way the creep can fight
& that Counselers aint the only dudes who love getting deep in Psych
tearin u limb from limb, I'm some1 u can't defeat
when I tug, ur 'Armada rip off' easier than pirates jackin spanish fleets.
we aint chillin 2gether, ain't the friendliest of guys
if I say we both know So and So, it's jus the way ur shits generally described
actin like a player'll cause damage to ya dental tissue.
any bitches layin ona couch with Psych obviously have mental issues



vs. Quis


Quiz?Keys?Kiss.. I'm goin with Kiss...
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Is it 1.) Quiz 2.) Keys 3.) Kiss? either way it's gay as hell.
1? your sexuality's in question, 2's what men use to get to your heart.. the 3rd explains itself.
Ur a fake thug wit high squeals, If you never wake up it's ideal.
Gene Simmons proved to impersonate Quis u gotta wear makeup and high heels.
Start checking the facts, I'd never respect you, you're wack.
Ur rep as a 'killer online' died as soon as the Playstation Network got hacked.
My bitches stay tight&fit, Urs is some sorta fascinatin' Hog.
Ur girls tits r so Droopy children mistake them for the animated dog.
I peeped u last wk, almost lost wit those beginner shit raps.
U robbed him... & had more 'trouble in stalling INK' than printer mishaps.
No Habla Espanol'.. but my Spanish skills are not to blame.
Quis translates to Who?.. which is exactly what I thought when I saw your name.

Pz



vs. Blue Bayou


ke notes,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Psych
when blastin chrome, this actor can no longer Hyden Kentucky given my mind state
And the only people to consider John Dear-are the hicks ^ native to that place!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
I mean even 6’s on the market won’t say ur a factor
no bitch is callin John Deere.. unless she lives on a farm there’s no way u a tractor
I wince at your text, the way u take wordplay n' mince it to death.
Then use the same concept as Psych..
.. & spend a half hour tryin' to convince me its fresh.
We tight.. my shit is the best, & his writing's never been.
But our AIM convo's only consist of him justifyin concepts & dickriding MetaSin.
An exciting veteran. fuck I gotta try for?? you barely survived War.
only time blue '1upped' anyone was closin' his own battle with g0w at 5-4.
There's some on his blacklist, & he mods with ungodly wackness.
Ur considered a 'cheetah Son' - since Oneduh's genes passed On thru ur modding tactics.
Cheaters ain't DOHpe, so ur hardly top or in contention.
Cuz this member of the 'CrewCuts Corners' like barbershops at intersections.



vs. Beyond


bitch please,

You're the stupidest child, I found your alias amusing awhile.
LOL@ you bein John DOHpe.. then losin as soon U quit usin my style.
Nothing can help ur career.. but ending it does.
What's worse?
Never being in DOHpe, or making an alias pretending he was?
We the Illuminati, I'm serious, when u drop I ain't fearin' it.
& Just cuz you got One Eye doesn't mean ur at the 'Top of the Pyramid'.
I always will boast.. why do I think ur the 1 falling the most?
U musta never shut some1 out 7zip then had em' make a thread calling it close.
Kid ain't a legend. Ur the dumbest dude ever, EASY.
Called urself 'Kung in his prime', which is jus sayin' ur some1 who never beat me.
U ain't bringin flames. peep.. real heads think ur a lame geek.
dunno if Kung lost to Blue, Tav or Neigh.. but U did to all 3 in the same week.
Neighbor discarded Bey, leavin U in shambles isn't hard persay.
but he popped bottles to celebrate,& U couldn't even break off a Chardonnay.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beyond vs. Blue Bayou
I’m ruthless with swag style, wow @ that photo, this dude is a fag child.
That pic’s so Brokeback, it represents the way I feel after carryin u to the tag titles.
He carried YOU..& the chances of bein considered equal R slim.
Cuz Blue feels Brokeback 2 - but all U meant is u wanna star in the sequel with him.
Scared of pic battles, n' I still see this bitch talk shit.
When dudes responsible for more 'Cro duckin' than victims in the Hitchcock flick.
Shook of Cro, Shook of John. postin pics wit no look of brawn.
Can't blame u since Nike Dry fit couldn't make a shirt 'Stay Cool' once you put it on.
Finally Champed!..& still yet to get w/ any chick in the world.
But last week Alvin' showed me somethin U couldn't.. an actual pic with a girl.
U ain't the best at text, and I don't respect ya trash drops.
Fuckin' Loser. I'd only roll with you to use your eye socket as an extra stash spot.
I see wackness prevelant, you try to attack with excellence.
but If Beyond 'built a Case for # 1' I'm throwin it out due to lack of Evidence.
Ur the hopeless square, a Crybaby who's known to swear.
After every loss we see the 'bitch Resurface' like women doing home repairs.
So whine about the loss, U'll always be glued to my crotch.
voters R 'seein me kill U', but after this battle he'll be the 1 on 'suicide watch'...

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vs. Bags


Quote:
Originally Posted by David Lama
Bags is the future. And it looks like the future is close, if not already here.
lol...
Lama won't co-sign u more. even Def had shit that rivaled yours.
Bags is the future.. &also the guy who let a 6 seed make the Final Four.
Keep braggin about Blue like ur wavin' crip flags.
U beat Bayou.. but Billy Madison's the only 1 to giv a flaming shit Bags.
U ain't merkin the best. this FATASS'll b hurt& distressed.
Why pic battle when I'd just win reposting my verse against Metts?
gots A gnarly complexion, his GF disregards his erections.
U won't see Herbicide Bags if u 2 went shoppin in the Gardening Section.
Abusin these fags.. ur wordin makes me snooze cuz it drags.
ain't worried about Recycling when nothing you have is reusable Bags.
I invented wit, Exit twit. Ur crew ain't respected bitch.
plus Bears and Co. lostomy Bags. no wonder Ur constantly catching shit.
Sit back and learn. In FoF u wer ass. Don't let that trash return.
& his streak was Dunn as soon as Defiant made this Jack ass crash and burn.
U'll be ash in urns. death, expired from a deadly writer.
It's easy puttin u out when Smokey's the only Bear with a threat of fire.
Took ya bitch to the ocean, the water was playin w/ her feet.
While I was Tom Hanks at Normandy... deep in guts, laying on the beach.



vs. Alvin Karpis


Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis
Fuck this british faggot, dirty hygiene plus he’s so fake
Ur last battle was a brush with death, but u need one with colgate
seriously bro..?
This guy's in a sharp dive, pry the 03 rhymes from ur hard drive.
Loser. even Ur 'concept of Sex' is a poorly flipped line from the archives.
U date the ugliest Chief in the world, but I took the heap for a whirl.
I'll put blades so far 'Inuit'll bleed' more than me bein balls deep in ur girl.
I got the cheater with played lines & feminine frowning.
this 'actress is know more for a Sucker Punch' than Emily Browning.
Ur jealous & pouting. Clash.. don't come at Hens pretending.
Couldn't get in DOHpe... so u joined a crew that's 1 & 10 against me.
I can't let ur fraility hurt me, U'll fail in this journey.
Ppl say names win battles.
.. just not the one u had in the 1st round of the Alias tourney.
In BTC this bastard got laughed at, I'm trashin this wack snatch.
His only 'Fists of Fury' accomplishment is hittin' himself after our last match.
U ain't dominating, some1 should give Ur style a citation.
Karp's only 'runaway Victory' was a near escape from child mollestation.
U ain't top tier.. ask ya homie Hush for some help.
If Karp's ' in the Hunt ' him & his bitch must b on the prowl for Buffalo pelts.



vs. Killa Kami


I got the fly approach jus let me set aside the roach.
I'm 1st class. if ur 'on the same Plane' as me ur broke ass is ridin' coach.
Ur crews fulla bizzare creatures, a buncha Ruh-tard cheaters.
the only way u'd have 'back up Kam' is if U could afford the car feature.
You are Weaker. I'm decapitatin' & snappin' ur neck in this bout.
The way I'll 'Turn Your Head' u'd think this fagot was checkin' me out.
I'll leave your game thrashed. U don't get applause it's always quiet.
Cuz any time they go to 'War-plane's crash in battle' more than Kamikaze Pilots.
preparin L's. I'm on another universe & U can't stop me.
think we Parallel, but ur only 'Alternate' Reality's realizin U ain't top 3.
U ain't noted for seduction. Your frontal lobe needs total reconstruction.
Dog plz.. ur 'First Contact' with a girl was bein' anally probed in an Abduction.
I'll tear the bitch apart. Deceased report, I dispose'd of this human.
'Kami missed his Marx' so often it decreased support for the Soviet Union.
I pumped the shotty. Shoulda been killd when the boy was born.
dumped his body..& pigs R 'searchin for Hidden Kam' like browsin Voyeur Porn.
U ain't deadly ur a coward, just a bitch that I'm ready to devour.
Your most influential 'hit on the board' was punching Eddie in the shower.
U ain't winnin, & U ain't better or a sick vet dude.
''Sorry fagot...'', That's All She Wrote.. like the breakup letter ya bitch left you.


Pz12



vs. Hush


let it b known bitch,

U, From the wackest crew, U can't attack me dude.
Fuck celebratin.. if he's gettin Chest Bumps.. u can bet Vic has bacne too.
Ask Para, if u don't think I'm competin with this bitch, well..
to him losses r a Digm a Dozen... like when he beat U with a quick 12.
Ur fake w/ smoke. U ain't comp to me.. hardly.
Act like u can Take a Toke.. when the last time U tried he stomped u on RB.
Don't care who wrote the mag. Everything ur spittin' is shitty son.
but either way ur the 'Anonymous Writer'... since ur shit could be written by any1.
U got the cheesiest face, & havin a Lisp in ur speech is just great.
as far as Hush goes... can u say Bad Ass... & I mean without the T an the H.
Stinkin' up the spot, Key champ? jus King me when I drop.
If we heard ur Thinking from the Top..u musta just said '' I'm Sinking from the Top ''.
Kid'll get bludgeoned. Who u beat? all those bitches were nothin.
if u cleared a difficult Path it was thx to a weedwacker and 6 of your cousins.
Speakin of presentation, U should clean your destination.
if ur house had any more 'Inside Dirt' it could start a complete investigation.
U ain't a boss w/ weight, Ur a disgrace & ur town lost its faith.
the moment he decided to Occupy New York it incited rioting across the state.
THIS IS YA LIFE. admit it, u ain't got a job ur savin' penny's son.
treats NC like Lama's dick. pretends he isn't but he's on it more than anyone.

pz12.

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vs. Per$onal

Quote:
Originally Posted by vote vs. Calefaction
Props to both, but im goin with personal by a thin cunt hair.
All u gots is troll's behind ya,& old, petroleum jelly inside ya.
U beat Cale by a cunt hair.. I'm shuttin u out by ya whole smelly vagina.
Witness the pain, when I eclipse the sissiest bitch in this game.
Empty clips in his frame, & put 'Son in peral' WITHOUT any flips on his name.
No ounce of quit, ur forced wordplay never amounts to wit.
& calling you wack for champing FL isn't played if it still doesn't count for shit.
I'm appallin with the fame, He's just a fake baller in the game.
I don't need bank numbers, everyone can see he only has a dollar to his name.
Ur bitch never resented penis, I didn't even make an attempt to beat it.
She molds to my body in bed perfectly, & was half the price of a Tempurpedic.
U show extensive weakness, hard to thrive when u are deprived.
The year of ur concepts 'maxes out at 99' like the piece of shit car you drive.
Keep ur retarded life. Don't act like a G, just expand on your speech.
If u bury someone alive, it's just covering your boyfriend up in sand on a beach.
I only say what's right, what's true. It's boring tryin to write for you.
I know every girl has a Pers with lipstick, but apparently this site does too.
I need competition- against you, I specifically can't bother.
Against Alvin, 'Kar wrecked' u so bad he's gettin charged for vehicular manslaughter.

vs. Deadproof

deadproof

I could drop u in my sleep, all that talk you got is cheap.
Alcohol knows the deal, it takes at least 100 proof's to knock me off my feet.
This ain't a game, so we'll watch the killing spread.
U'll have to b playin Zombies in Black ops for any shot at Living Dead.
7-23? any idea of me losin to this dude's hilarious.
Ur a national security threat..
since Ur 4 losses from being Hijacked by a group of terrorists.
Take a stroll.. ur gettin raped, and I'm gonna take ur soul.
Ur name is DP, so its no wonder youre verses are known for their Gaping Holes.
I could blast u in real life, while u ain't even decent with gunplay.
The only time we'd 'celebrate a comeback from Dead' is for Jesus this Sunday

vs. Chrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrit.
Battle of the week. Should be fun .
You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
Cuz it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
Females hate him; plus nobody thinks Chrit's writin' dope.
& In the bedroom, bitches sayin' Criticize Too Little like dickridin' votes.
My taste is hotter, Ur disgraced once your face gets slaughtered.
Lookin at u gives women more Shivers than nude baths in glacial water.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, but his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
I've sonned plenty tighter, Ur the typical unsteady writer.
wouldn't call you a Snake, but ur biggest threat is bein known as a 'deadly biter'.
Who can resist to hate? Ur played so let me show u a glimpse of fate.
Ur shit looks exactly the same after 10 season's like Homer Simpson's face.
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Neanderthal.
Act legendary, but who likes what this crummy dude writes.
I'm the King. Ur just 'Royally fucked' like William&Kate's honeymoon night.

vs. Sound

I'm blazzzzin by you.. comin straight with chronic fumes.
if this is a Sound barrier.. when my verse drops It'll create a Sonic Boom.
He might say we boys.. don't be confusing this loser's claims.
Tellin Sound we ain't cool made ThatKiddCry like dude choosin his username.
He's scatterin away. Alias or not, I'll shatter ur display.
Sound ain't done shit on RB so changin ur name back didn't matter anyway.
Manic Aggressive.. dog.. that name was faggoty as shit.
I ain't talkin about what you do at the nail salon when I say Manicure a bitch.
I see thru lies.. We both kno ya girls workin the street tonight.
Fuck breathalyzers. She gives enough Blow N' Go's to arrest ya city on DUI.
Woulda joined the Audio tourney but he's too weak to be in it.
Sound couldn't Bring the Noise if he got a job delivering Speaker Equipment.
Hearin ur shit.. I'd rather ruin my brain snortin ammonia.
Cuz in ur tracks u 'Tsung like a Bitch' more than Shang morphin to Sonya.
U ain't considered legendary.. & this kids gropin' guys cocks.
Ppl callin him dope's more of an 'Untold story' than any of HIS open mic drops.
Ur known for biting the best Idol's, I'm inciting your dead vitals.
& the last time someone said 'Your Top 5'.. Token was writin that thread title.

vs. The Archetype
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Archetype
J. Hens. vs. The Archetype - Arch is asscheeks
Ur gettin scrapped for food, faggot, I kno what the facts include.
If Arch is Asscheeks, that explains why he's always gettin slapped by dudes.
He ain't a vet please, I'm makin your rep cease.
How u make it in Live Battles.. but lose to the average 16 yr. old textcee?
Ur a frail bitch scrub..As RC on GT.. U failed quick chubs.
& had a worse GrindTime experience than Ur last trip to a male strib club.
quick to talk. I'm takin ur head off with a brittle chop.
When I grab 'Arkansas his Capital' be buried in the woods under a Little Rock.
He's gettin tossed.. devoured, & U've lost to cowards.
I've seen this 'bitch self Destruct' enough to be a fembot in Austin Powers.
Fuck Accomplishments, Ur gettin stopped when ur bars fail.
think ur the 'Best Old Timer' but Ur really just a shitty watch in a yard sale.
Ur here to play parts, U can't be in contention rattled.
This round I'm here to SlayArch & don't mean this weeks redemption battle.
Kid reached his threshold.. There's no way this vet's close.
Cuz if I'm State of the Art, Ur a retards fingerpainting of the entire West Coast.

vs. Philly

Watch this whore get slammed, no1'll support ya fam.
This pussy couldn't have a Physical Frame faking his yearly Sports Exam.
Last chick ignored ya man. Bitches R usually prone to dash.
blamed it on Broken Communication, cuz her excuse was '' sorry, my phone got smashed ''.
hoes dont want U, no girls wanna get dicked in a trailer.
Plus, ur 'lack of Thrust' would require an emergency landing for Engine Failure.
I could help u with wording, but fuck beginning the conversation.
'Springboarding' your career'd just get U on the latest YouTube injury compilation.
Nobody has your back, Ur flimsy, I'm legit.
I got protection 10 times over.. tryin to go thru a whole box of jimmy's w/ your bitch.
If he don't allow this, it's cuz the bitch had a lame reason.
Either that or he remembers me shutting him out 3 times in the same season.
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Coup

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got respect of J. hens...I had 5 no-show victories to put me in champ match against him...dude went in

I remember that, & if you were a witness to the match.
You'd kno I've had 5 no show wins, more difficult than that.
It's litterally a fact, Truly, you're gay dogg.
Dude just keeps Stalkin the Top Shelf.. like you at your day job.
I signed in to battle you, just cuz you're real tight.
Just kiddin' man.. I just wanted you to know what that feels like.
U need a mentor, at RB I'd seen way better.
At best u were Middle of the Pack like the Green Bay center.
Wack disser. There's no Cinderella story w/ this ass kisser.
If he shows up to Ball, it's steppin out of a pumpkin in glass slippers.
It's seemingly bleek, you'll die when I'm through w/ you.
Only time he'd Impreza Crowd is packin ppl in for a ride in a Subaru.
You ain't accustom to winning, just a wack & borin' tourist.
Ur only crossin the Finnish Line backpackin' Northern Europe.
Try Bolton, but you won't get far til' I handle this.
U got a Stark Warning.. then got fucked harder than Sansa did.


vs. ill nik-A

Ill Nik a


'' U sound bitter... Enjoy your success in the era of nobodies''

Nik, the hypocrit...

U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing after I saw you won the Summer Classic.
That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got.
He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left to have a shot.
Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik.
I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch.
Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start.
Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky from South Park.
Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass.
Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an 'old fag that I Smoked in the Past'.
Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween.
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
Ur kids R probably old enough to battle & that gives me chills.
Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, ' writing for your offspring' like a Living Will.
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vs. T.a.c
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.a.c.
Hens will beat me. i have no doubt about that.
Tacstradamus

I like your prediction, Your skills CAN'T harm a veteran.
Since that one came true, I'd like your thoughts on 2012 AND Amageddon.
I didn't need the quotes or boasts to know that your rattled.
now that I know how u feel about the match, I'ma PM you to vote on this battle.
U ain't improved, & you ain't got any clout or any cheddar.
I'd try against you, but 2 years ago I shut you out when you were better.
U show extensive weakness, hard to thrive when u are deprived.
The year of ur concepts 'maxes out at 99' like the piece of shit car you drive.
Keep ur retarded life. Don't act like a G, just expand on your speech.
If u bury someone alive, it's covering up your boyfriend with sand on a beach.
I hate movie references, aaand your mediocre& fake, but..
Forget Batman when I say last week Knight smashed some joker with makeup
Against HeartCloker was great but, Ur skills were clearly departing.
U'll go down as the only one to lose a FirstBlood match due to their period starting.
I know Quriosity wrote for you, so U ain't a pal a mine, bitch.
Fuck teleprompters, Tac just gets 'Q Cards' as a part of his Valentines gift.


vs. Brown Jesus

Listen, U spittin a real verse is a mockery.
Pretend to rap, but u could only Land Deal's purchasing property.
I'm playin the victor, writin pages in scripture.
Fists hittin u w/ more Blunt Force than Yoda & Skywalker blazin a swisher.
Heard u n' ya lazy slut R breakin up. Did u get laid or what?
her signing up4 Rehab's the only time U could say she Gave It Up.
U creep bitches out, it's almost by design.
Last girls taser 'put out a million Volts' quicker than Chevy's Hybrid Line.
Try to Step, I'll bash in your knee's with rocks.
The doc'll need more than Kanye's Production to make sure Jesus Walks.
I'm makin some hunches, Ur quittin cuz ur fake w/ ya punches.
Ppl r gonna see Brown Bag It... & not just cuz his moms still makin' his lunches.
Nobody's sayin this coward or his crew or authentic.
So I'm dippin you in an Acid Bath like Showers on Hallucinogenics.
I don't think dude's a baller or a conclusive scholar.
Thinkin ur winnin is more of a Faux Pas than an Abusive Father.


vs. Seyance

Seyance got some girls, but they paid an incredible price
If a bitch ever had Ance in her pants..they evolved into genital lice.
We kno u stalk children, pretend like ur an intellectual senator
& every 9th grader knows Seyance... due to him being a sexual predator
U got 2 no shows... every win that u've copped is the worse.
How you gonna brag about being 2-1 without even dropping a verse?
I killll playedtextcees, Leave ur shirt doused in red shit.
ur style's more Commonplace than the rapper's latest House investment.
I denounce this veteran, & think a hanging fate's the best.
ur mom's tits be saggin enough to raise concerns on Gang related dress.
I'll barbeque your face, eat you during a feast with syrup.
In ranks; Ur at the bottom of the Poles like midgets in Eastern Europe.
It's ok to give in.. honestly, collapsing is fine.
I thank God I don't have your talent, while you Pray to him asking for mine.


vs. Tettris

please...

It's truly my honor to barbecue you like Dahmer.
Ur career's had more of a 'short lived blowup' than a suicide bombers.
Noone will weep when I kill this ugly creep of a failure.
I'll have your family takin 'Dirt naps' like Joe when he's asleep in his trailer.
Bein broke is a feeling that's sick so I'll be sealing this quick.
Compare funds, he's 'lighter in the pocket' & I don't mean stealing my Bic.
This is where my thrones at, in the RBL, I own rap.
If a bitch ever had Tettris in her celly it's only because of the iPhone app.
I cyclone cats. & I hereby annoint you a buster.
Ur only 'rolling on a naked chick' when ur twisting up joints on a Hustler.
Ur death is the quest & I'm addressed as the best in the circle.
Step, I'll leave u on ur 'back seeing butterflies' like Lunesta commercials.
U got aced by Cronus, proving ur fake&bogus plus quick to solve.
Tett's the bad Sportsbetter of text, u lose any time your pics involved.
If ya wifey had a choice she'd leave since this dudes an old fag.
With me, ur girl'd spend 'millions for a few seconds' like SuperBowl ads.
Put ur neck in the rope. I wouldn't collect any hope.
& Tett, how u gonna act like you had a rep before I ever let u in DOHpe?



pz.

vs. Silent/Magus

U get pussy.. but the type that attract's syphilis.
& u gotta Club reputation.. for ladies thinkin you ain't Jack, Nicholis.
How hard did you beg, to get a champ match after a week start..
It's so clear U had venom inside ya.. His inner thigh's showing his teeth marks.
Deepthroatin the mods is how a pussy's defined.
U suffered more of a classic Gag than handbuzzers, fake blood & whoopie cushions combined.
Wins R what ur needin to show me, n' I'm talkin recently homie.
Seriously, how long you expectin to get title shots for being kinda decent in 03?
remember RM vs. ProjectRhyme, after losing it haunted you.
There's no such thing as bad PR..& Mets proved it by stomping you.
As for Kungfugrip, I beat him easily, without a sign of stress.
While u had more 'dramatic Grip losses' than any mountain climbing deaths.
If I get compared to you, LOL.. I'll become gradually violent.
I'd ductape my mouth shut & rip my voicebox out before I ever had to be Silent.
Thinks he's catchin the W, I'll leave him dizzy in brawls.
It ain't Workin out for ya,
... but ur 'inflated rep' could inspire exercises for physioballs.
I hoped for a challenge, &ur chances R too slim to mention.
wanted a Real contender, not a washup who's 1-0 off a half ass win against him.
This murder will be historical, no Violent exagerations.
Forget Hensley... call me John Wilkes Booth.. after this Silent assassination.
With ur weak shit.. I ain't playing games, it makes me puke.
From now on ur styles more Cut-off than dumb bitches changing lanes in Daisy Dukes.
I don't fear ya textin, I'm waitin for this queer's defection.
He's tryin to Trump me... but you're better off waiting on next year's election.
Hybrid Angels R too lame, Somethin ancient that you claim.
only Silent letters that make up something DOHpe is the H in the crew name.
U ain't got a Clue mang... Ur only hope is from bitchin.
I got a stranglehold on the game, U got 'Colonel Mustard with the Rope in the kitchen'.


vs. Silent/Magus

U get pussy.. but the type that attract's syphilis.
& u gotta Club reputation.. for ladies thinkin you ain't Jack, Nicholis.
How hard did you beg, to get a champ match after a week start..
It's so clear U had venom inside ya.. His inner thigh's showing his teeth marks.
Deepthroatin the mods is how a pussy's defined.
U suffered more of a classic Gag than handbuzzers, fake blood & whoopie cushions combined.
Wins R what ur needin to show me, n' I'm talkin recently homie.
Seriously, how long you expectin to get title shots for being kinda decent in 03?
remember RM vs. ProjectRhyme, after losing it haunted you.
There's no such thing as bad PR..& Mets proved it by stomping you.
As for Kungfugrip, I beat him easily, without a sign of stress.
While u had more 'dramatic Grip losses' than any mountain climbing deaths.
If I get compared to you, LOL.. I'll become gradually violent.
I'd ductape my mouth shut & rip my voicebox out before I ever had to be Silent.
Thinks he's catchin the W, I'll leave him dizzy in brawls.
It ain't Workin out for ya,
... but ur 'inflated rep' could inspire exercises for physioballs.
I hoped for a challenge, &ur chances R too slim to mention.
wanted a Real contender, not a washup who's 1-0 off a half ass win against him.
This murder will be historical, no Violent exagerations.
Forget Hensley... call me John Wilkes Booth.. after this Silent assassination.
With ur weak shit.. I ain't playing games, it makes me puke.
From now on ur styles more Cut-off than dumb bitches changing lanes in Daisy Dukes.
I don't fear ya textin, I'm waitin for this queer's defection.
He's tryin to Trump me... but you're better off waiting on next year's election.
Hybrid Angels R too lame, Somethin ancient that you claim.
only Silent letters that make up something DOHpe is the H in the crew name.
U ain't got a Clue mang... Ur only hope is from bitchin.
I got a stranglehold on the game, U got 'Colonel Mustard with the Rope in the kitchen'.



vs. Severity/Rudge1(RBL Championship)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Severity
Going well. Glad to be sharpening my writing skills...Glad to be working in real life as well (I'm an actor).
play the role of loser...

U ain't sending us any fire, this bastard's intending to be a fighter.
He'll get cast as a Journalist since He's just an 'actor, pretending to be a writer'.
Ain't makin it in the bout.. 7-0.. Who's mistakin the shit for clout?
Cuz we can only associate 'Sev n Won' after this week's taken into account.
I ain't ever gonna stop; got the facts mistaken, witness the Axe I'm shakin,
For the wackness patron, gettin Decapitation is the only way u'll see 'Sever at the top'.
featherweights 4 Comp.. LOL..facin Coup was who's decision?
I'll call you MW champ since all your opponents had to make a move to that divison.
U ain't a perplex recorder, the best at text, or a respected boarder.
Got thru that chicken Coup, now Hens is knockin' u down the peckin order.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Severity
For the record, I would've chosen Jack Lantern as a partner--I dig that guy's writing, he's really impressed me.
Bitchasss.. Robin William's is laughin at your Style.
Maybe it's your obsession with watching Jack that has you 'acting like a child'.
I pinpointed ur steez, At least u admire the best at textin.
don't think u got a style like Drugs, but it's clearly inspired by Meth & Resin.
In the RBL the cost is deadly, but I must stop the frenzy.
If ur gettin 'Likes,& Thumbs Up's', ur fbook status must say ''just lost to Hensley :(''.
HE AIN'T A LEGEND! that's to those predicting a great fight.
Plus, u 'sucked against Venom' like cowboys fixing a snake bite.
Tombstone says: Killed by Hensley from the deadliest Camp.
Ur the undertaker in his prime, the deadest Heavyweight champ...

THE BEGINNING!


vs. MR. FREEZE(RBL Championship)


U ain't ballin bitch, I'm blazin trees by the pounds.
In Kombat, I'm doin Sub Zero moves and leaving Freeze on the ground.
As for pussy, I doubt the bastard's gettin much.
girls are so 'anti-Freeze' they consider him hazardous to touch.
stick to the car topic, since the homo's confusing as hell.
Because to him a 'tranny flush' just mean's he's douching himself.
got a gay theme habit, and you may need classes.
U look in the mirror & see ' shades of a female' like Jai Z's glasses.
YOU.ARE.PLAYED. & that's just honesty friend.
how the fuck u gonna have a 2000 week reign using concepts from then?
He's too broke for any girl to be lovin this dumb clown.
There'd only be 'Spending Freeze' if we'd gone thru w/ the Government Shutdown.
Ur a headache to women& never witha main squeeze.
Downin a milkshake quickly's your only chance at gettin Brain Freeze.
Middleweight Chump, lmao, Riot's wisdom was bleak.
But we all know u only got a title shot since he got rid of divisions this week.
Fuckin psycho, I'm makin' sure ur ramblings deceased.
ain't talkin Rose that Grew from Concrete when I leave u planted in the streets.
As for the Mr. Hawkins shit.. lmao, you're losing it Freeze.
How's it gonna feel this week interviewing yourself about losing to me?
PPl votin Hens, since U've never wrote a gem.
For real, only 2 people think ur winnin.. and dog you're both of them.

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vs. Logic4Dub

Ur an insanely ugly cat, I'll bring the pain that dunny lacks.
I'm battling Logic4Dub, but your girl's the one givin 'Brain for 20 Sacks'.
I ain't wary in the least, That bitch is as hairy as a beast.
& known to Flash Mobs of ppl enough to be investigated by Maryland Police.
I ain't mad ur in it yo.. All u got on ur pad is shitty flows.
If this is the best 64', ur the ugly Impala Snoop refuse'd to have in video's.
I kno which of ur longbar co-hort's spar the best.
Cuz I'm Beyond a Dominate battler.. Ur jus jealous of their short bar success.
U ain't a scholar in this game.. U just got little bread.
This nerd's only IV League cuz he'll still be texting in one on his hospital bed.
Think ur a baller, a star?No. Nobody follows ur bars yo.
& On dates, 'bitches show 4 Doors' more than Model's at Car Shows.
As for Rounds.. this geek deserve's his rankin.
He couldn't make it On To the Next One w/ a Swizz Beatz impersonation.
Thanks for the Bye, Dave.. I'll grab his jaw n' dislodge it.
Lama had problems findin me an ez 1st rd. match, but solved it with Logic.

vs. Destroyer

Props, ur career's finally taken an exciting spike.
If u just shocked urself,
.. the REST of NC has skin burns from severe Lightning Strikes.
I read ya last cpl drops. tough luck, but they weren't great.
Irene's damage to New York isn't neaaarly as fucked up as your 'Current State'.
U ain't got shit, Welfare couldn't even support this american.
The only ' Troyer with Powers' is an example of how you get dwarfed in comparison.
U gotta get some help, 30 on Netcee's & on my dick as well.
I'd reccomend 'turning back into the Old You' but that just contradicts itself.
Listen Steve Carrell. by losing it all gets spoiled.
nobody wanna see what this 'Virgin cooking up' unless he's using the Olive Oil.
No girl'd call u baby daddy.. consider this wisdom a gem.
God wouldn't bless Destiny Child cuz who wants a father who listen's to them?
I got 2 uzi's, & my trigger finger on the bad pair is quick.
So I'll be shootin 20 rounds each at ' Des per auto' like the Bandera's flick.
Ur blunders shine most, bars stayin undermine, chode.
Champin? ppl only put 'U in the center of the brackets' doing the Underline Code.

vs. N. Tavarez

..stupid.. even w/out Dohpe U'll be throwing a fit.
how smart can U be wanting to discount the only votes U were going to get?
Ur style's forced & it missed, on the board it's dismissed.
Fuck torrents, if he's Sharing Leaks, he's playin swords when they piss.
U'll be rattled in shreds, when it's over Tav'll be dead.
I'm Grinding in My Sleep. he Grits his Teeth stressin' about this battle in Bed.
Gotcha girl on Cam & my dick was immersed.
Showed Tav & he 'Broke The Tape', but his bitch is the one on video 'finishing 1st'.
Ur played & lack props, I'll degrade your wack drops.
this nerd could only Smoke out a Room throwin' grenades in Black Ops.
Defeat is near. IDC who has ur back you puerto rican queer.
if he says ''I got Four Loko Homies!'' it's cuz he's mexican & can't afford decent beer.
U livin in the basement is LuLz. & his statement's R dull.
Him droppin a verse is more of an 'Interest Eraser' than makin' payments in full.
Collidin' with DOHpe, Ur gonna die & corrode.
there'll b no doubt N. trails behind me when I leave his guts on the side of the road.

vs. murda sho

I guess it isn't 05, I guess I'M stuck in decline.
Ur the Up n' Comer,
.. & I guess that means '' some1 who can't keep up with the times''
U got the fakest hopes, & u not being played's a joke.
But what do I know? I guess champin 1 tourney & robbin' Deon makes u dope.
I'll make sure this kid hears it tho, U spit dreary flows.
Sho's the type to talk shit.. then post somethin I did better 6 years ago.
Am I gettin' compensation? Ur gettin hit with combinations.
Why you dissin' Beyonds HOF status... when U ain't even in the conversation.
Ur playddd. I ain't shocked u didn't kno that, smarty.
Dog.. it's only cool Actin' Fresh with Old shit at Throwback parties.
Keep stressin, no question I'm about kills.
a leader? if ur 'the Head' of a Team he musta impressed em' with his mouth skills.
ain't got a Gun or brains, Sorry mang but I run the reigns.
loser claims to Fly Solo.. but that's cuz the dumbass is the only 1 in Planes.
A verse is a fraction of y ur the worst that's in action. Ur a nerd & a fagot.
& if he goes out'Side Sho Freaks' cuz people say he looks like a Circus Attraction.
ain't ballin', all that bullshit you're speakin' is proof.
If u got Money to the Ceiling it's a jar of change u saved 4 fixin the leak in ya roof.
Can't make a dime w/ the fakest rhymes. U ain't rippin' it up u dummy.
Sorry, but Suckin Dick for Cash is the only way u'd b Zippin Em Up 4 Money.
Up ya game kiddo, ur likely a nerd geek.
Fuck ur Alias.. the only time Jason's Killin it on a Weekend is Friday the 13th.

vs. Sephiroth

CLASH can't bail u out, act rich n' a fast fist'll rail ya mouth.
brokeass only Throws Paper in the Air from a bike on his Daily Route.
Mention him bein an Orphan u'll see embarassment form.
His only Presidential Quality is that nobody really knows where he was born.
There's no thought of remedy when John's ur enemy.
I'll stab u on the toilet n' give u 3 slashes on the Can like Monster Energy.
Ur image is fake & enlarged, wants to be gangsta & hard.
even tho I caught him Flat Footed he ain't got the guts to b Takin' a Charge.
Ur homies ain't stoppin me, shit against GOW was bogus, a mockery.
ain't the alias Behind the Black Mask but ur the 1 known for the Robberies.
No way you'll get the thrown, I promise this dude'll get owned.
Fuck crew votes, CLASH is more of a Dead Organization than a Funeral Home.
Run fast kid, u suck at text & ur a dumbass bitch.
On top of that ya girls Butch enough to partner up with the Sundance Kid.
It's amazing that she duct tapes her back to hold waves of fat.
& at Thanksgiving she'll cause more Turkey Devastation than the Quake they had.
King of Being Played. 'Outlook' lines aren't on the brink of being great.
based on concepts u Comprehended Fractures but should just Think About a Break.
U can't survive here.. The Future's clearer if you gaze hard.
Where do u see yourself in 5 years? besides the bathroom Mirror of a Gay Bar.
U ain't got an attacking style. ur Decent, but in a crashing spiral.
& the only time Average Wins Anything is in the race for a Batting Title.
Keep pretending to be classic, U'll always b elementary in ur clashes.
U spend days writing & got more Pre-Wrecks than college entry level classes.
He'll either b dead or he'll sulk, u ain't champin, ur a regular joke.
Seph couldn't have a Banner Night trick or treating as the Incredible Hulk.
On RM u were high tier, but I've seen him rarely thrive here.
U went from an Ace, to Dumb and Dumber like Jim Carrey's Prime Years.
I dead bogus tricks. Hens Is Champ & u can bet slogan's stick.
if anyone thinks this is 50/50 it's got me laughin more than the Seth Rogan flick.
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