10-21-2014, 08:47 PM | #1 |
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Muff Diggity v. The People
Hear ye, hear ye
All rise for the Honorable Judge I'm aware there was been mass confusion and an increased sense of chaos around this trial. I apologize for any inconvenience. This is a very tense situation and my office and the NCPD have been working tirelessly to bring justice to our prideful nation. The official arrest was on 42 counts of LLB, a misdemeanor offence. It was all we could do with the evidence at the time of arrest. After countless hours of paperwork, our greatest minds in the DA's office have brought new evidence to put this vile beast locked away for good. His rampage of nega-lulz and freeposting must be ended. The charges are, - The original 42 counts of LLB; all class B misdemeanors - 18 counts of withholding evidence of faggotry, for denying the People substantial photographic proof; all class D felonies - 1 count of Steve Harvey muffstache; a class A felony - 1 count of poorly impersonating a disabled txtcee, specifically article 7: Chubby Flores-ing; a class B felony - 1 count of aggravated txtsault while under the influence, on one Murder Show while intoxicated on a deadly cocktail widely referred to in urban areas as "Sleep Walker", a combination of Johnny Walker and Ambien; a class C felony The People will start bringing witnesses to the stand - The Honorable Judge |
10-21-2014, 08:50 PM | #3 |
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Honorable chesterworth, co-honor guy bb jduge bb here i would like to stand in as a witness as well if the court would allow it
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10-21-2014, 08:50 PM | #4 |
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10-21-2014, 08:51 PM | #5 |
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I have evidence I would like to submit if the court will allow it.
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10-21-2014, 08:51 PM | #6 |
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10-21-2014, 08:54 PM | #8 |
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Sharkton & Williamsburg, LLC is officially putting in a not guilty plea
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10-21-2014, 09:13 PM | #9 |
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*takes stand*
*pancake sister crying* Honorable Judge Chesterworth, ladies and gentlemen of the court, I come to you today with evidence of low level boarding, faggotry, and uncomfortable messaging done by the defendant today, Muff. Also known as Attack of the Muff, Father Muff, Crustachio, and Pubic Enema. As a respected, and may I remind you storied, member of this fine country of Nessy's I don't repost private messages lightly. Our PM is system is sacred; a system where Destroyer and Bags can write their love doodles in peace, where Diode can send himself google results to remember later, and where we all can laugh at Muzzle when it gets boring publicly. But I must, I repeat must, bring to light this startling faggotry to light, Nessy's PM code be damned. I ASK THE COURT TO VIEW EVIDENCE A OF OVERFAGGOTRY *FLIPS OVER WHITE SHEET ON EASEL* *SMACKS POINTER FINGER AT MESSAGE* *crowd gasps* *muzzle faints* *waits for crowd to settle down, paces court room* Yes, your honor. This is a private message from one grown man to another with the title saying "read but don't respond". THIS OCCURRED ON THE NIGHT WHERE MUFF CAME TO THINK OF MY AS SOME GOD FOR MY OBSERVATIONS. ALL I DID WAS MAKE A COUPLE OF OBSERVATIONS FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!? I NEVER RESPONDED TO HIS DOZENS (DOZENS) OF POSTS MENTIONING ME BECAUSE I HAVE A GOD DAMNED SENSE OF FUCKING DECORUM AND REALIZE THIS IS THE INTERNET. I PROPOSE NEW ALLEGATIONS OF STALKING. I must admit to all of you, from the second I read this message my boarding hasn't been the same. I haven't slept in days, thinking Muff has a not-so-secret attraction for me. I worry for my family. For the love of God, put this man away for life.
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10-21-2014, 09:17 PM | #10 |
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The defense would like to rebuttal to this new evidence by bringing a witness from the scene to the stand..
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10-21-2014, 09:19 PM | #11 |
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I have evidence to present to this humbling court, although I'm not sure as to what affect it may have
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hello everyone
i was there on the night in question after a long day of hard labor on the ship, muffles (as i like to call him) and I went to the barracks. he was tired, eyes low and sweat dripping off of his bushie eyebrows. I wiped the moisture off of his brim and patted him on the bak for a great days work. he smiled, and I saw a twinkle in his eyes that stopped my heart we then layed together fk it was magical he was in an xtrmely emotional state and should not be nailed to the boards of hatrd IT ISNT FAGGOTRY, IT IS LOVE |
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10-21-2014, 09:30 PM | #13 |
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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Thank you your honor. I would like to take this opportunity to take stand. Many people in this country know me as bb da bb. Mustachio. bbichio. Or just plain bb. But, lately, I've been known as nothing. NOTHING. One night a few nights ago, I was responding to another user known for high severity faggotry (NYCSpitz). The accussed, Muffington, crustachio, was wishing him a happy birthday.
I was surprised the thread of the title wasnt "read but don't respond" I gunned for nyc and muff comes in there full guns blazing, attacking bb. I felt attacked. And I gunned him back. I exposed him your honor. I- I almost killed him that night, I admit. *breaking out in tears* I FUCKING HAD TO, YOUR HONOR, THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY. THAT LED TO A SPIRALING OF FAGGOTRY BEYOND THE REGULAR PLANE OF FAGGOTRY, IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. While I was hoarding off the faggotry with my anti-repellant faggot lasers. People noticed the heroic thing I was doing. I was abstaining from faggotry with the highest level faggot there is. They saw something in me your honor. I became a silent hero that day. Soon, POLICE CHIEF @Bags came in to help me and the cause. He saw the extreme faggotry and called in reinforcements. By that time, muff thought this was because he was godly and suffered from common "everybody's against me cause IM RIGHT DAMNIT, IM THE BEST, THESE GUYS ARE PEASANTS" syndrome. The very thing veritas suffers from, and many before him. It was horrible. Then @PancakeBrah chimed in with the reason of voice as our supreme negotiator. He is very well equipped in the field of negotiating and we had to go get through this stand-off with muff the faggot monster. His words spoke fluent, copious affluent bloom of copious something in dull boy's sig. It was graceful. Muffs monster faggot ass broke down, and started crying. As you can see in the picture below, full faggotry display after numerous subversive attacks on me, as you can see he even posted on my VISITOR WALL, which my system didnt even register, because you have to have a certain NON FAGGOT level for me to see your posts. I would like to submit a picture your honor, for the court to see. In here you can see the co-signing Knucklehead also attempting to thwart the god that is BB. Also, I'd like to submit a prosecution for the court; Knucklehead in aiding faggotry, in which he actually boosted muff's reputation allowing the monster faggot to neg other people, and on occasion would help muff continue his faggotry by abusing his mod powers because he is also a faggot. Your honor, chesterworth. I believe this is an offence as well, and because he is an administrator of our land he shouldnt be above the law. I demand justice. This is the picture of the accused. You can see here that he is in full-faggot mode. Thinking he is a god, and calling me a midget. When clearly he broke down from a slight observation. He even said he had 'friends' at one point. Your honor, that is all.
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10-21-2014, 09:30 PM | #14 |
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So now we post pms
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Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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10-21-2014, 09:32 PM | #16 |
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I think you're missing the forest for the trees, "Judge". *laughs to himself* Judge. What are you judging? Some facts and figures, numbers and binary code that wouldn't amount to a lark in the grand scheme of things. *pops tab on a PBR*. You're all just playing your roles, playing your roles to a tee. This is what you thought you would be when you woke up today. You're doing it. Everything's in it's right place. What's the judgement today? Let me read it in the paper *pops open newspaper*. Oh. Pardon me, this is just chaos. And you're the arbiter of all this? Okay. *pops tab on second PBR* Well, Judge, lets see what you decided to be today *chuckles*.
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10-21-2014, 09:33 PM | #17 |
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10-21-2014, 09:37 PM | #18 |
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THESE PROCEEDINGS ARE OF NO CONCERN TO US! EARTH WILL BE RULED BY THE DALEKS!!
YOU WILL ALL BE EXTERMINATED!
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10-21-2014, 09:39 PM | #19 |
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Can i rep every1 in thread at once?
I am fucking dead Also....i didnt respond wen u sent me that pm.....cuz i thought u titled it read but dont respond.....towards me....looooooool. Popcorn on stand by. HANG THIS NIGGER D3AD!!! |
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EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!
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