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05-11-2018, 01:29 PM | #4 |
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I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan. We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser. That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter” Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store. What’s the stupid posing for? You trying to be the lamest dude? That chick is all tongue n cheek… by pointing it completely away from you! And maybe I… am just crazy guy… but that lazy eye Looks like it gon’ join the unemployment fucking waiting line. There’s no debating why your knit is all shrunk and stuff Fucking Buddens gon’ pop… like “pum pum pump it up!” |
05-13-2018, 06:55 PM | #5 |
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Listen fuk boy.... No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face Fukin Spic, All ur shells are full'a food & My glocks got lots ta'tell Vs me ur gonna Struggle Money! Cos I'ma gun u down While u work register @ Taco Bell Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares Go Get a 9 ta squeeze dude, 1 in her & 1 in U's wat I'de like to see through Cos u both Brainless... Tha Light over ur heads the only thing thats Bright Between U & she dont like U! Ur Game is the worst ta get chicks Faggit.. Whole Left side jus evidence U W/a Bitch is a blurry image |
05-13-2018, 09:19 PM | #6 |
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obviously i'm way out of touch with what ya'll consider punchlines nowadays, it's been two years since I've been on this site and prolly 5-6 since I battled... but you missed that blur punch hard... here...
so you snag a chick to snap a pic n she's like hurry it up! ... or u shaved a sasquatch... cause that bitch is blurry as fuck... ^- if you had done something like that to close it would have been less easy to judge... could have worked in a yet he/yeti wordplay as well... just totally whiffed on the opportunity there... anyways... I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan. dope... Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store. good... rest was ok-meh to me... those two easily won the battle tho... No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face the concept with the pic worked... just really poorly worded... could have been a highlight with right wording... Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares ^-this was like... just particularly corny to me :P and then you mehhed and missed the blurry punch Vote: Xquisite pretty easy... the pic he posted was completely roastable... and Killing Spree missed the boat on the concepts |
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bump for votes
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05-14-2018, 04:07 PM | #8 |
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ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan. We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser. That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter” Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store. All this was fire to me No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face Liked this bar, thought the wording could have been crisper V/ Xquisite Cool battle, thought Xquisite got this one pretty clearly. |
05-14-2018, 07:46 PM | #9 |
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05-14-2018, 08:16 PM | #11 |
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Ok gimme a bit
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05-14-2018, 11:08 PM | #12 |
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With these 2 pictures yall shoulda did better.
The cardigan line was best of the battle easily. The pez dispenser line was super forced. The egg noggin shit was corny as fuck. Ya verse was hit n miss . Is give it 5 outta 10 ------ Killing spree I caught your flow better but you didn't have really strong disses 4 outta 10 I guess X wins |
05-15-2018, 04:58 AM | #13 |
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I got Xquiz with a touch more consistency. Spree had some dope bars though. XQ just landed more.
V/XQz
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Nice shit x. We’ll do this again later
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I wanted to see a diss about how X titties are bigger than the girls or bout why the hell he has on a Columbia jacket at what appears to be a Tie only affair . but hey that's just me
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I’m just smiling at the fact this had more votes than the nbl champmatch
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