Spree Vs Xquisite (PIC BATTLE!) - OPEN FOR VOTES

Kill Spree · 05-10-2018, 01:20 PM

Due Sunday night

@Xquisite

Xquisite · 05-10-2018, 02:05 PM

Kill Spree · 05-10-2018, 05:32 PM

Lol I’m on the left

Xquisite · 05-11-2018, 01:29 PM

I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan.
We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser.
That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter”
Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for
Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store.
What’s the stupid posing for? You trying to be the lamest dude?
That chick is all tongue n cheek… by pointing it completely away from you!
And maybe I… am just crazy guy… but that lazy eye
Looks like it gon’ join the unemployment fucking waiting line.
There’s no debating why your knit is all shrunk and stuff
Fucking Buddens gon’ pop… like “pum pum pump it up!”

Kill Spree · 05-13-2018, 06:55 PM

Listen fuk boy....
No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace
Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face
Fukin Spic, All ur shells are full'a food & My glocks got lots ta'tell
Vs me ur gonna Struggle Money! Cos I'ma gun u down While u work register @ Taco Bell
Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare
This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares
Go Get a 9 ta squeeze dude, 1 in her & 1 in U's wat I'de like to see through
Cos u both Brainless... Tha Light over ur heads the only thing thats Bright Between U
& she dont like U! Ur Game is the worst ta get chicks
Faggit.. Whole Left side jus evidence U W/a Bitch is a blurry image

yzeOne · 05-13-2018, 09:19 PM

obviously i'm way out of touch with what ya'll consider punchlines nowadays, it's been two years since I've been on this site and prolly 5-6 since I battled... but you missed that blur punch hard... here...

so you snag a chick to snap a pic n she's like hurry it up!
... or u shaved a sasquatch...
cause that bitch is blurry as fuck...
^- if you had done something like that to close it would have been less easy to judge...

could have worked in a yet he/yeti wordplay as well... just totally whiffed on the opportunity there...

anyways...

I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan.
dope...

Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for
Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store.
good...

rest was ok-meh to me... those two easily won the battle tho...

No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace
Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face
the concept with the pic worked... just really poorly worded... could have been a highlight with right wording...

Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare
This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares
^-this was like... just particularly corny to me :P

and then you mehhed and missed the blurry punch

Vote: Xquisite pretty easy... the pic he posted was completely roastable... and Killing Spree missed the boat on the concepts

Xquisite · 05-14-2018, 03:18 PM

bump for votes

Twodrop · 05-14-2018, 04:07 PM

ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan.
We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser.
That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter”
Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for
Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store.
All this was fire to me

No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace
Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face
Liked this bar, thought the wording could have been crisper

V/ Xquisite

Cool battle, thought Xquisite got this one pretty clearly.

El Muffin · 05-14-2018, 07:46 PM

@Xquisite

Go pics with me in BAL so I can have opponent

U can use same pic lol idc

Kill Spree · 05-14-2018, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Muffin

@Xquisite

Go pics with me in BAL so I can have opponent

U can use same pic lol idc

You fucking vote!

El Muffin · 05-14-2018, 08:16 PM

Ok gimme a bit

Current faggot · 05-14-2018, 11:08 PM

With these 2 pictures yall shoulda did better.

The cardigan line was best of the battle easily.

The pez dispenser line was super forced.

The egg noggin shit was corny as fuck.

Ya verse was hit n miss . Is give it 5 outta 10

------

Killing spree

I caught your flow better but you didn't have really strong disses
4 outta 10

I guess X wins

Geno · 05-15-2018, 04:58 AM

I got Xquiz with a touch more consistency. Spree had some dope bars though. XQ just landed more.

V/XQz

Kill Spree · 05-15-2018, 07:33 AM

Nice shit x. We’ll do this again later

Xquisite · 05-15-2018, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killing Spree

Nice shit x. We’ll do this again later

Word

Xquisite · 05-15-2018, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Muffin

@Xquisite

Go pics with me in BAL so I can have opponent

U can use same pic lol idc

Did you already get an opponent? Looks like you have a match up.

Xquisite · 05-15-2018, 10:10 AM

Ya'll can't tell me nothin... that closer was jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_vgTv7_xE

Current faggot · 05-15-2018, 11:45 AM

I wanted to see a diss about how X titties are bigger than the girls or bout why the hell he has on a Columbia jacket at what appears to be a Tie only affair . but hey that's just me

Xquisite · 05-15-2018, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Former Textcee

I wanted to see a diss about how X titties are bigger than the girls or bout why the hell he has on a Columbia jacket at what appears to be a Tie only affair . but hey that's just me

lol yeah, that would get me.

GUDELJ · 05-15-2018, 12:16 PM

I’m just smiling at the fact this had more votes than the nbl champmatch

05-10-2018, 01:20 PM	#1
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,435 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645694	Spree Vs Xquisite (PIC BATTLE!) - OPEN FOR VOTES Due Sunday night @Xquisite

05-14-2018, 07:46 PM	#9
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	@Xquisite Go pics with me in BAL so I can have opponent U can use same pic lol idc __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-14-2018, 08:16 PM	#11
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Ok gimme a bit __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-15-2018, 04:58 AM	#13
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,324 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	I got Xquiz with a touch more consistency. Spree had some dope bars though. XQ just landed more. V/XQz __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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05-10-2018, 02:05 PM	#2
Xquisite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 132 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 561239

05-10-2018, 05:32 PM	#3
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,435 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645694	Lol I’m on the left

05-11-2018, 01:29 PM	#4
Xquisite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 132 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 561239	I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan. We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser. That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter” Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store. What’s the stupid posing for? You trying to be the lamest dude? That chick is all tongue n cheek… by pointing it completely away from you! And maybe I… am just crazy guy… but that lazy eye Looks like it gon’ join the unemployment fucking waiting line. There’s no debating why your knit is all shrunk and stuff Fucking Buddens gon’ pop… like “pum pum pump it up!”

05-13-2018, 06:55 PM	#5
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,435 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645694	Listen fuk boy.... No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face Fukin Spic, All ur shells are full'a food & My glocks got lots ta'tell Vs me ur gonna Struggle Money! Cos I'ma gun u down While u work register @ Taco Bell Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares Go Get a 9 ta squeeze dude, 1 in her & 1 in U's wat I'de like to see through Cos u both Brainless... Tha Light over ur heads the only thing thats Bright Between U & she dont like U! Ur Game is the worst ta get chicks Faggit.. Whole Left side jus evidence U W/a Bitch is a blurry image

05-13-2018, 09:19 PM	#6
yzeOne Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 1783455	obviously i'm way out of touch with what ya'll consider punchlines nowadays, it's been two years since I've been on this site and prolly 5-6 since I battled... but you missed that blur punch hard... here... so you snag a chick to snap a pic n she's like hurry it up! ... or u shaved a sasquatch... cause that bitch is blurry as fuck... ^- if you had done something like that to close it would have been less easy to judge... could have worked in a yet he/yeti wordplay as well... just totally whiffed on the opportunity there... anyways... I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan. dope... Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store. good... rest was ok-meh to me... those two easily won the battle tho... No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face the concept with the pic worked... just really poorly worded... could have been a highlight with right wording... Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares ^-this was like... just particularly corny to me :P and then you mehhed and missed the blurry punch Vote: Xquisite pretty easy... the pic he posted was completely roastable... and Killing Spree missed the boat on the concepts

05-14-2018, 03:18 PM	#7
Xquisite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 132 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 561239	bump for votes

05-14-2018, 04:07 PM	#8
Twodrop Unknown Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 673 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan. We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser. That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter” Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store. All this was fire to me No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face Liked this bar, thought the wording could have been crisper V/ Xquisite Cool battle, thought Xquisite got this one pretty clearly.

05-14-2018, 11:08 PM	#12
Current faggot Senior Member Join Date: May 2018 Posts: 233 Rep Power: 0	With these 2 pictures yall shoulda did better. The cardigan line was best of the battle easily. The pez dispenser line was super forced. The egg noggin shit was corny as fuck. Ya verse was hit n miss . Is give it 5 outta 10 ------ Killing spree I caught your flow better but you didn't have really strong disses 4 outta 10 I guess X wins

05-15-2018, 07:33 AM	#14
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,435 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645694	Nice shit x. We’ll do this again later

05-15-2018, 10:10 AM	#17
Xquisite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 132 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 561239	Ya'll can't tell me nothin... that closer was jokes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_vgTv7_xE

05-15-2018, 11:45 AM	#18
Current faggot Senior Member Join Date: May 2018 Posts: 233 Rep Power: 0	I wanted to see a diss about how X titties are bigger than the girls or bout why the hell he has on a Columbia jacket at what appears to be a Tie only affair . but hey that's just me