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Old 02-03-2013, 04:36 PM   #1
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Name: Resin, PunchRhyme, Mickey Yayo
Crews: HA!
Where: Matawan, New Jersey
Repped: RM, UPN









vs Phenom

Aiyyo
The bitter end'll come when I snap-the-taste and laughter breaks
When Nom macks, broads go more slap-to-face than aftershave!
Hang & I'll make rafters shake, give directions & imply fear 2 map
…Cause I'll punch ur face in so hard your gotdamn ears will clap!
Ho crack a prayer cuz winning's a breeze & ur cold facts are rare
& I'm da sentimental favorite, so I definitely won't hold back a tear
…Now you'll get abused soo bad your past will need future help…
I'll open old wounds or u'll commit suicide.. either way suture self
…This n!gga Phenom's closest way to brain was getting tumors
Resin went in your girls sorority & started spreading roomers!!
Embarrass you, reaching for another level when ceiling your frame
If masturbation became a sport u've had a great feel for da game!
In tracks you're bluffing, if losing's a career my tasks is nothing
So I'll disfigure ur spine into a question mark then axe u somethin
Ain't a insomniac but I'll fight da rest, light up & spike these vets
When u make moves it usually results to L's like Knights in chess
Whatever emcee u are kid I'm times two, do I need to remind u?
That if I said u was nice I was prolly talkin to da person behind u
Poor bastard u flex singles, throw peace signs & I'll vex symbols
Drum ur chest until ur heart-throbs and it makes u a sex cymbal
Condone da weak until lungs blown in deep & u moan to speak
& if ur the Head of ur Block then I'll violently Comb your Streets
When theres a will theres a way & TX burbs aint got a settlement
So ima come to ur cul-de-sac to beat u into another development!
Your showing to choke, faith cries and your pouring with hopes
Imitation's da cheapest form'a flattery, & Jada got u going for broke
Gotta status that b out of this world while u barely a fly at earth
And if Nom's dick mimicked his life span he should've died at birth!
Your energy lacks plus your writtens a wrap like emery traps
So now I'll jog ur amnesia… just to run around ur memory lapse!!


vs SOD

Fold this poster, make u bite da bullet so fast ur molars holstered
Then da ground'll catch feelings, when I throw SOD off his emotional roller coaster
Seen wins but now ur sight lacks, ur dimwitted from light smacks
Retard put off hittin puberty.. cuz he thought it would fight back!!
Quite stacked while ur flow so underarmed ur in da pits of emission
& If pussy was suspect, b'tween ur legs certainly fits da description
Res do faster crime as I rapture spines to crunch & snap ur mind
Hows ur UK farmer ass gon beat me? When I'm way pasture prime!
I'll push SOD's plans waaaay back.. sorta like procrastination son
Scared da crap outta ur creativity.. jus to watch ur imagination run
Capturing thoughts to warrant attention, cause deplorable tension
Smack u so outta place, forget 2nd… u'll jus be honorable mention!
Throw ur faith off the deep end.. your dreams are even option less
Urinatin ur ear & flood ur thoughts w/ my stream of consciousness
Gun talk scorns u w/ sound lead, u pronounced when found dead
Cuz if u'll bleed fo ur country.. We'll start by painting ur town red
Ur crown said "allergic to wack", lol, yet ur so rashly considerate
How u expect 2 read my punches when ur gotdamn ass is illiterate?
I resume dominance; old man gets whacked bluffing prominence
Ink "Ur Nice" on bodybags, then get wrapped up in da compliments!
U run-on fumes & if asshole was fragrance u're da man filling aromas
Burn u so bad it won't be measured in Degrees they'll jus hand u Diplomas!
Your L is imperative plus ur styles set to be tentative to da imitation
Your now so close to Death.. da Reaper'll be Relative to da situation!
SOD can't rock textual sediments, flow w/o conceptual elements
& u'll only get bi in life.. if we talked about ur sexual preference!
U are half assed, saw my name & ur girl viewed da thread vast
Now her thighs r subject 2 current events & da news'll spread fast!
Your dead last, now here's a mirror.. so u can see-me-open-ya-wig
& if da tabloids wanted da skinny.. I'll jus give em this Ethiopian's pic!!


vs Epimetheus

Aiyyo
I'll school u bud… spit? This retard barely drools on us
Use ur spine as a cue stick & play Billiards on ur Pool of Blood!
Think you hard, u just hardly, plus these shells will make it soft
Push u down then let Ali give u a hand, to help you shake it off!
Better Pray to God… take account & credit to surround your debt
So poor he made jewelry from da beads of sweat around ur neck
Profound the set… you see… your only of substantial grade
This idiot's afraid to fuck with money in fear of financial AIDS!
Res sees selection.. with broads.. while u get the least affection
I'll put my dough in my mouth & give ur girl a yeast infection
Your only good for a laugh… HA!.. in a gay bash u dance
Ur probability of walkin out w/ a win doesnt even stand a chance
N!gga you ain't the shit unless they make a laxative for gays
AOL's like play recitals… & Epilogues on practicing for days
Epi's lonesome, ripped off his skin just to say he's shown some
Beauty's a matter of taste… & u must've bit ur own tongue
Auction me a farewell, only the dumb settle on the bid
I'll finger ur girl while she's pregnant & thumb wrestle w/ ur kid!
Soaking in trife… with an arrow… I'll poke with your life
Found humor on your wrists then had to cut the jokes w/ a knife
I'm toying with you... but I've come to play with you raw
If ur da face of justice, it's da reason girls run away from da law!
Serve u a knuckle sandwich… you fiend for L's like an addict
…I'll make you wish you were dead… then fucking grant it!!!
Take off ur shoes… a lot of people on earth stay hungry
While u got enough corn on ur feet to feed a third world country!
Your girl's 'rooting' for you, but i tend to screw 'herbs'
If vocabulary mimicked penis size, Epi's a man with few words
Check where u stood, u'd be Untouchable if I wreck on the good
Hang yourself on a tree & show us the ropes from your Neck of the Woods!


vs SGX

SGX------ Silver Champ, it's still a site we have to get
That's not ur alias, dog, that's just u tryna recite da alphabet
Write to baffle vets… Cousy… your able with nonsense
Your girl's leg's an open book, & I eat off her table of contents
Bury u in ur best friend, 6Ft Deep… take familiarities to liking
This bat reminds me of your face, & the similarities are striking
Couldn't abort hits, establish rapport, wouldn't support this
Cousy waged war… then remembered he couldn't afford it!
Your sooo ugly kid.. avoid mirrors.. that's a hint from the pros
They need negotiators to keep ur eyes from jumping over the bridge of ur nose
Forgetfulness will get you nowhere… jot-it-down-&-pencil-raps
As I either run thru ur mind or hop around ur mental lapse
Sending riddles, you being champ, c'mon, whose lending little
…But when Cousy sees balls… his mouth tends to dribble
Set more records than Guinness, while ur records diminish
It's a race to the edge, & you got a jump-start at the finish
Rush you wet… flush your bets… this lose is a must to get
Retard took out his toothpaste awaiting his brush with death
Surround his set… attack the rep of whoever allows this vet
Then make him bungee jump with the cord tied around his neck
Da pain racks, ur brain lacks raps from skills that made that
As ur spur of da moment gets stuck walking along da train tracks
Ima son of a gun & from holsters-these-shots-are-defending-me
Stupid dislocated his arm trying to shoulder the responsibility!
Your soooooo clumsy, I can't believe the luck this dude brings
Even in the playgrounds of emotion, kid fell off the mood swings
Left Cousy dumbfounded, got lost but now this dumb is found
Isn't it ironic how your 'circle of friends' never 'come around'?
Your vests is the sheerer, need to profess for the clearer
Homophobia is why you're afraid to look at yourself in the mirror!


vs Nebs & John Dough

Aiyyo
Your plans broke… I roll up a blunt then take a grand toke
Then watch your lungs play patty cake with second hand smoke
Res is hooking fast as my counterpunches shook the mass
You only made a 'stirring remark' during your cooking class!
Booking fast, I'm Piece's role-figure; he's freely ducking models
If losing builds character, 'The Nebulotic' is really a fucking novel!
Fuck gun lines, its your asthma medication you pump often
Gave you the edge in this battle, and all you did was jump off it
HA! crew? the odor these poor dudes bring smudges the letters
Take your trips to account as I tie ur shoestring budgets together
Now watch as your bowel moves to find a bomb-adjacent
…This idiot took a Lamaze Class… for his constipation…
U A midget with guns, but the life of this soldier's over
Nebs is even too short to ride on his emotional roller coaster
Boaster, at thoughts of this under aged kid dying for thrills
You don't even have a permit yet, let alone a license to kill!!
Aiyyo
Punches go at a critical rate to knock out all your visible traits
It even got you opening a map tryna look for your physical state
Gotta cynical fate, plus you smell, n!gga leaves a stench in here
Dough's afraid to wet the bed but wakes up drenched in fear
Once 11-0, this is the 'Sequel', your only fit for a walking…
…I'll call your face over… then let my fist do the talking…
See Neb's corpse, your gonna emulate that after
You're sex life's a joke… and gays stimulate that laughter!
Syndicate disaster, for all to see, you can't phase my diction
Your girl's skirt looks dishonest & I'm about to raise suspicion!
I blaze in missions… while Dough's personals suck upon search
Look here, 'Three's a crowd'… like the audience at your concert
Deprive u all, ur girl's sex drive leaves you when my arrival calls
Cause my dick is the crash dummy used to test her vaginal wall!
Derive from fall… I'm the gleam in J's eye, that's the best in him
…Your skill's so suspect… they had to take it in for questioning…
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vs Metasin

Aiyyo
^Yo fam’s in denial… she’s a whore so don’t second-guess me
Cause your cousin ‘sleeps around’… & they blamed it on epilepsy
& I’ll… make profit when ya cousin has broken her fitness
Cuz I invested in crack… once I saw her head open for business
Dirty Cuban, Mexican… wateva, all u do is duck & bother
Res got enough material to turn this essay into a fuckin novel
Suck & grovel… I killed you, & I hope ya fam dies too
If you’re the face of honesty… it’s the reason girls wanna be lied to
Now I’ll destroy ya rep with ya pic, make ya cred doomed
Your skulls so big you need presidential suites for headroom
& it’s a said rule… that I’m the reason you fear rap
I’ll punch your face in so hard it’ll make your gotdamn ears clap
Poor faggot… stop glistening winks at dudes
Only stud on your ear is ya boyfriend whispering sweet things at you
This geek cringe to lose… plus ya skill trails into decency
Your appetite for losing got you tipping the scales of obesity
So check it… ^the last line said curls feats
Cause now he got enough love handles to spread world peace.


vs Nasif

Aiyyo
I aint Balth, but my fluidity’s bringing hell
You must be Quasimoto if stupidity rings a bell
Nova vs. Frac was close as votes were laid down
Sif heard bout that see-saw battle & went to the playground
Time to say now, that yousa worthless dude
Yo moms tried to hold u in when she was giving birth to you
Stupid… it’s fact you’ll never succeed in winning
I’ll take your grain of talent and use it to feed the pigeons
Check that last line, now my conscience is in large with debt
Cause I can’t believe I let those fucking birds starve to death
I’m successful… while Nasif’s steez is tragedy
Only way HE’D be 5-0 is through police academy
Sif’s just a fake lame that’s bout to ache pain
…I’ll punch your bucktooth and fucking make change…
Diss with great range, so when it’s on I’m rude
…Cause maaaan… even the short bus is too long for you…
Now check it, time fo Res to act-rude-to-this-bitch
Knowledge is contagious, but your dumb ass is immune to the shit
I wanna battle the top heads, I aint concerned with the balance
Shiiit, my BYE last week provided more of a challenge


vs ThaJoker

Aiyyo
When this bastard was met, I left his mother rather upset
So I gave her stencils & crayons to trace her son’s pattern of death
But no thanks to Def- for letting me battle this known fool
If I wanted to see Jackass… I’da tune in after Road Rules
I flow cruel- and to save you Prowlers huddles all around
Your stream of insults look more like a puddle on the ground
So tell me- How you a pimp when ya too nerdy to mack it?
Only thing girls give you are cold stares worthy of jackets
Res is murdering faggots and there’s no taming me lately
Being the “Wildest in the Deck” only gives you fame in the Navy
Take it sloooooww- wait til after dawn to make this bastard gone
…Driving TJ to insanity… with the fucking hazards on…
In free’s I’m faster on.. so bitch- don’t feel odd that its over
If you STILL want beef… you better pray to God that it’s Kosher
So there, I’m erasing your doubts while lacing a clown
Call me valet… cause I just parked T’s face to the ground
I thirst for Tha-Jok-er… coming refillable with the pain
His loss column’ll equal the amount of syllables in his name
So bitch, girls gave me the tidbit hint NOT to give you their digits
Cuz the height of ur popularity’s even looked down upon by midgets


vs Mr. Sinister

Aiyyo
What a beautiful pair black & white makes fo ya funeral wear
As I endlessly run circles around you like deaf kids playing musical chairs
It’s a mutual scare… and I’ve deported this maggot
Your position in Latitude is 47 degrees, West, borderline faggot!
Orderin havoc… til I smelt shit… & your the face to that set
Even Johnny Cochran can’t help you solve your awful case of bad breath
You’ve laced your last step- Soul KILLED u & u can’t relinquish this
Everyone said u were dope, til they realized u weren’t Relentless Fists
Make selective hits… til there’s no need to hit em again
Shiiiiiit… …even a 10 second confession can get rid of a Sin
He’s ridden in wins- plus ya bitter shit left you hopeless, Fists
You take being a poor sport into new levels of homelessness
I won’t miss this- so sit down when mah-pen-hits
I’ll put your organs in a book… then rip out the appendix
Won 2nd place in UAC… but no one’s got your back, see
Cuz nobody wants a runner-up… unless one fell in a track meet
…you’ve drank to rid worries, but last night’s antics-was-rude
The Chip on your shoulder, disappeared after HE took advantage of you
So if your out-to-try, jerk… don’t do it now-when-I, merk
Cuz a 1-2 combo… requires you to learn how to count that high first
Stupid!


vs Diptheria

Definition by Webster…
Faggot:
[Noun]
- a bundle of sticks or twigs

Aiyyo
Look at this definition… it aint luck its promised
Cause if being gay's a twig then Dip’s a fucking forest.
^That’s the escalated truth… but let me amp higher
…I’ll take ya sexuality… and use it for campfire…
& I stab liars… whose dumbness carries them thru
Cause if ‘hard work spells victory’…
…Then -hard work- has a better vocabulary than you.
This aint no match, I brag & roast-peoples
…While Dip’s only useful with a bag of Tostitos…
So bitch, your short tempered & mass hated
But the next time u get ‘testy’ prepare to get castrated.
Now give space for death, this kid’ll hold arenas
You don’t just harbor wackness… u bring the whole marina.
& Res be… the epitome of a track’s perfection
I’m waaay over ur head, like ur navel when u have erections.
You’re a loser… whose hunger nature is of a high forced feel
Shiiiit… your crumbs of failure can amount to a 5-course meal.
Face it, your homeless tryna catch the spread to ramble
Your soooo poor-
You got 'no bills in the pocket' like a Bledsoe scramble.
STUPID is in a state of envy… I need to demote this tourist
Retard found out I rose to stardom and became a devoted florist.
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vs Tangible

Aiyyo
There’s TWO ironies’… it’s like a fib to our eyes
How you’re wearing a ‘cut-off’…
…When that’s what they most likely did to your mic.
The other thing is… u got skinny mates in that rave
It was a buck-fifty to get in…
…And that’s also the combined weight on the stage.
Fucking nerd, now I’m smitten to talk shit
Cause your only highlight in life…
…Has ‘Fluorescent Marker’ written acrossed it.
UGLY nigga… ya face musta been laced with some hooks
The umpire would call u out if u were based on ur looks.
^Now keep that in mind when this cunt mingles
Cause if homeruns look good…
…Your grill is 20 feet short of a bunt single.
Yo stunts fickle, u really think u’ve made it with soft shit?
They’d need to block off all of Manhattan if u paraded ur losses.
Fade when u cross with… ur a false god with titles to sprout shit
Your such a testament to whackness you wrote a bible about it.
& fuck your hero… I rob & steal to take em apart geek
I’ll leave Pusha T’s truck ‘missing dubs’ like an irregular heartbeat.
You poor, decrepit white trash… this mouse hides shy
Fuck movie previews…
…The only trailer I see is when your house drives by.
So now it’ll be “vs. tangible”… to give u fame to spark wine
So congratulations nigga…
…This verse just got your name in the archive…
Mahfucka!


vs Diss Kabob

"My prose is WOW, call me Colin Powell..
Cause I put one in the chamber, give ya ass a look thats cold, then POW." - Diss Kabob

Call u Colin Powell huh? C'mon, Let's Go

Aiyyo
Tried out as Bush's lover but he aint havin it- so listen
Instead of his drawers u just settled for a cabinet position.
WHAM! PING! POW!… you're a fad at best
…The only one impressed with your text is Adam West…
Braggin shit while dissing… your future health's a dream
The size of heads show ego…
And Rudge looks like he has very low self-esteem.
Ya flow felt my steam as I start rioting relativity
Just think of JFK Jr. when you try piloting creativity.
^Now check that line… as I gun your crew down
He had a propelling career til I knocked engine 1 & 2 out.
Nigga, I'll ride the critic's brute laughter in saddles
The bandage 'round my head mimics YOU after this battle.
& its not skill its ya face that makes it bad-to-spit-with
U got the kind of mug kids wouldn't give their dad for Christmas.
Your sad so split, bitch…
To young boys.. this pedophile acts charming & cute…
Cuz he's more into 'developing privates' than army recruits.
Plus we'd free but you'd be spitting dull & tarred
I'm the mayor of cypha city…
…You're a bum at the corner of prewritten boulevard.
Ya pulling hard, but girls won't ask at all
They won't even make a pass at you in co-ed basketball.
You have 50 cents in the bank & lack composite stocks…
Got u living in 'closed quarters' like your safe deposit box.
So pause it, cock... poisoning u got me covered bitch
The MSG in ur food aint the one with Knick game coverage.
Sick chains on my wrists… while this odd gay's bruised in two
Fuck a phase…
The losing stage he's in is big enough for Broadway musicals.
Bitch, I'll let u take shots for free practice
Cuz 34-24-36 aint measurements…
…Its the votes you've lost by the last 3 of 4 matches…
Then Sime sent u as my call-outs-get-rugged
Getting dissed is your department…
And I just made a chain of mall outlets from it.
Mahfucka…


vs UserName

Nigga, u and your pet’s bond’ll cause wealth
Cause I can’t believe your dog taught you how to fondle yourself
The Far East is strong- America needs to warn me
But just imagine if all YOUR Chins enlists in the Chinese army.
Harm me? Please, ya rigged to bore
Lost Boyz woulda went platinum if Cheeks was as big as yours.
^and thas truth, so hush the masses
Cause when you smile you’d prolly crush your glasses.
You lack sleep plus ur response blunders & dies
Even Lois Vitton’s jealous of the bags under your eyes.
What in the…man, I doubt the reactions relayed
Look, Chris Farley died 3 years ago & STILL hasn’t decayed.
I’ll be open & say yo moms funky & I hope u notice it
Cause the only Secret I hide is that bitch’s deodorant.
Fat disses is why this bear came cryin
Fuck Jared…
You look like u need the Subway, Bus AND Airplane diet.
I lie when I say this rebels a tad skilled
He takes being White Trash into a whole new level of landfill.
Pudgy bastid, u know I diss firm to hit rude
Big & Tall made a dictionary so I can find a term that fits you.
Faggot, now I’ll roast you apart
That shirt suggests that you hold men close to your heart.
Props for modeling the Karl Kani full figured collection
But the runway YOU need I hope Karl’s got Airport connections.
Sucka, cholesterol leaves you with more baffled sets
Fuck an AB blood type,
Your shit is thick enough to fit the whole alphabet.
Sucked dick for a fix now ya crack days clashes
Cause u & Mega like Pink so much u did it for backstage passes.
When it comes to pussy I think this loser has it
Fuck weed…
This nerd’s Gateway drug is being a computer addict.
Bruise ya status, I got the power of 50 other brothas
While u have a beer belly & two kegs for titties motherfucka!
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vs Hush

Aiyyo
he got the wackest spits, i’m the best n u cant match my wits..
naming urself Hush just means u have the octave level of a battered bitch.
u’ve drank too much Mexican tap water, ur face is a must pass
u look like the Hills Have Eyes meets The Hills Have a Pedophile Mustache.
the cheatin style suits this vato.. but i got somethin for this squirt..
if THIS battle’s neck n neck, it’s predicted u’ll only close the top button of ur shirt.
ur a short, dirty latino. at 5ft u shouldn’t feel anyone’s below u..
ohh i get it, u must be the little friend Scarface wanted us to say hello to.
Bags covers for this dishonest fuck. but this aint goin your way..
unless the truth bends as far down as ur mom pencilin ur height on the doorway.
u cheat n STILL lose.. guarantee u he’ll leave votes missin..
cuz skillwise. this is so One Sided it’s showing signs of a damn stroke victim.
soooo listen here u fuckin midget. just cry in disgrace..
ur the type of Half Pint a homeless person wouldn’t even buy with his change.
hush is ugly on the inside, on the outside he looks like rotting flesh
if his insecurities were ‘on the loose’ we’d need a figurine as it’s composite sketch.
now i’m vexxin this joke.. foil ur plans.. see me wreckin ur hopes..
u foil shit too.. then hold up the TV antenna so ur mom can watch her Mexican soaps.
U GOT BURNED fuckface. in text we all know whose is better
break u into Powdered form n be the reason girls go to the bathroom together.
Mahfucka.
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(as Bladerunner) vs Kannon

it’s like,
I’m against an overweight wildabeast dressed like a hobo,
With layers strugglin’ to stay intact more than the fuckin’ ozone’s /
This is a no go so it’s safe to say your whole gimmick is rocked,
If Vodka makes you grow chest hair we can tell you didn’t finish your shot/
Your horrific appearance has to have you doubtin’ this win,
My shit is fire. In a paperbag, & it looks like he just put it out with his chin /
And after all that mess you’ll either crawl or just fall back, pest
Nigga your facial hair spells out Faggot on a Rorschach test /
The deals placed, his big ass noggin’ makes him feel braced,
His shirt was a hard pullover- I seen better results durin’ high speed chase /
The name’s Runngingblade’s, the rhyme’ll start foldin’ your drops;
Yo hows it feel losin’ to Stallone in the finals of over the top? /
Kannon is one nerdy prick so quit pretending you the boss--
Your tongue looks like a tug of war game where everybody lost /
Including the referee you humungous son of a geek;
He baffled mathematics using the surface area of one of his cheeks /
Your gunnin’ for meat; Dinner tables where we’ll have to sever his ties
This is his look after asking “you gonna finish that?” several times /
And M. Night Shaymalan knows Kan’s a homo that prays for tush—
He could survive 5 Happenings the way he runs away from bush /


(as Bladerunner) vs Hush

Hush beating Blade? – Pffft. This jerk can’t harm me,
Nigga those odds are 300 to 1 with the plot sponsored by Xerxes army /
See this loser frown when I bruise and pound this useless clown,
Your face will get batted in just to earn me a spot at cooperstown /
And them big eyebrows don’t make you look classy, troll--
You sportin’ a bush that could’ve hid 8 gunmen on the grassy knoll /
You ain’t flashy holmes, that closet needs more selections,
With a moustache lookin’ like it just gave someone wrong directions /
Mex or Arab? Either way dude’s about to get popped hard,
I’m not dyslexic but I got bars, ock… while you just look like an Akbar /
He’ll probably rock a towelhead underneath his pink sombreros--
Won’t pick sides. So he’ll just suicide bomb his sister’s quincenero /
You rubbed me the wrong way now I know what your scheme is about--
But if I rubbed YOU the wrong way, motherfuckin’ genies come out /
You’ll scream and shout as femininity supports this quaker,
To start manning up you tried calling the Colts offensive coordinator /
You’ll never get head from chicks even if you settin’ the mood-
A life full of brain busters like arn anderson’s finishing move /
You’re a geek wearin a Chewbacca mask dressed like a storm trooper,
Me winning’s expected. While it was just a natural birth for this born loser /

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(as Bladerunner) vs Beyond


You’ll lose clout when I start makin’ this fool doubt;
Nigga got an eye a Red Ryder BB gun’s afraid to shoot out /
You scrawny, ugly fuck; I’m about to hook this dude,
Muthafucka, if morning breath & body odor had a kid it’d look like you /
Matter of fact, you look like you just misplaced your bus pass,
& can someone tell me why Ludacris is rockin a conquistador mustache? /
Just sit down junior- Quit that silly scheme;
Drop the Beyond steez, chico. The Bed & Bath part’s what you really need /
Yous a faggot. It’s better to come out now than later kid,
When dudes pee, He’ll try to creep up next to the John like Terminator did /
I’ll cease this critic, get a razor; Everyone sees your gimmick--
Facial hair so outta line you’d think it was holding season tickets /
You live in a slum house plus you look like a bum now,
If eyes are the mirror to the soul your left one belongs in a Funhouse /
Poor nigga quit livin’ in the dark on some dumb shit;
Your electric’s a backed-up Bill beatrice kiddo wouldn’t even fuck with /



(as Bladerunner) vs Lefty

It’s like,
His noggin’s huuuge- I feel bad for the nurse who had the honor,
Nigga your birth was more of a chronic push than medical marijuana.
You a full blown retard, autism is where the fun begins,
When he gives you the rundown, it just involves saliva rollin’ from his chin.
So in about 5 seconds he’s gonna leave that hoody very wet,
then go mad after he realizes he left his earphones at the Something About Mary set.
Even where you live is simple; you need to start to listen,
1 + 1 gives him a complex look that half bedroom apartment’s missing.
Judgin from ya hobo clothes, you probably let your pets starve,
Plus his ears so big, you’re probably more Audible than brett farve
You repulsive, kid. He got all the girls on the block racin’ home,
When I say u ugly as sin- I mean jesus would die 5 times jst for ur face alone.
He’s got a crazy dome- you gimp I suggest calling a truce,
Your forehead’s got a bump motherfuckin’ pregnancy couldn’t excuse.
We can tell you keep your hand and a comb completely separated
hair looks like u bought a bomb from the Acme store that prematurely detonated
When I pull out a rubber, it’s safe sex for all the love I’m makin’
When YOU pull out the rubber, it’s to try to keep that Seiko watch from breakin’
You ugly son of a gun, I’m gonna disgrace this creature,
Ever see the Hills Have Eyes? Well you got the rest of its facial features
I go out for blood. With your grill I’m gon see more -
If a smile goes a long way, one punch is about to put your incisors on detour


vs Cryogen

ur a glutton. no brat pack i’m here to punch this sinner
he’s part of The Breakfast Club. that’d overstay for lunch n dinner
u dumb n bitter. see me givin this wack guy the knife
if ur skills did u justice u'll be lookin at twenty-five to life
u have no intent to wife so lemme smack with queer
of course ur cry. eryone knows real men hold back their tears
n the way u order appetizers u neva get panties droppin
with meals. he’s lived off sliders his whole life like Randy Johnson
when worst comes to food this guy gets needy
the song Goodies made ciara famous. it gave puffy here diabetes
from table manners alone we kno this big bitch is evil
all u hear is ‘drum rolls plz’. enuff to introduce a hundred people
i’m a master of the gridiron but its really buggin me
madden has belly options. with pants u don’t hve that luxury
u jst a measly low life that'll see the trigger revolve
so when i say i tower over u. there’s a sniper rifle involved
n when i spit it im wingin. anyway u spin it i’m winnin
i crush dudes. u crush dudes by throwin rocks at their window n singin
fuck ya simple ass gimmick. no one praised it son
this boy who cry wolf also looks like he was raised by one
put the hate on this bitch when i degraded this kid
i got this win so locked up its already out in the yard tradin for cigs



(as Mr. T) vs Alvin Karpis

look at this crybaby. i thnk i’ve finally seen this fools worst
now quit all the bellyaching. best that’s gon do is send u to the school nurse
or a L to Oneduh. n now u think ur verses tower mines?
please. ur a goody two shoe that’ll end up tied over a fuckin power line
u got coward rhymes. in pic n roll u lookn hungry bitch
n poor. mother prolly lived off ‘Change in the 90s’ like a Strasburg pitch
u a nobody. zilch. enjoyment in ur life stays hardly
when my punches ‘zero in’. it’ll jst remind him of past birthday parties
i’m coppin this win ez. i can sense this guys nervousness
this is such a Runaway my votes gotta be turned ova to child services


(as Mr. T) vs Calefaction aka YaBoystatus

yea i seen ur grill n i doubt this boy scores
stupid got a face an airbag would be scared to deploy for
after me n Alvin’s battle u all saw this guy was hatin
cuz that was at a dead heat. while i dnt even consider u a dehydration
alias this, alias that. actin tough to make it look like u cool
but the best diss anyone can really do is if they mistook me for u
been called butler, kung, res.. so who u sonnin?
when the smoke clears. they find u in the garage with the engine runnin
to Cal i’m a terrorist. with an explosive supply in store
but when i throw a C4 in public. nigga i’m takin bout ur spinal cord
ur audios r wack. all i can do is laugh at this troll
cuz u wingin a verse would cause chaos for air traffic control
he 26. has no job. n thinks livin with mom must be heaven
for lettin u stay. she’s a ‘head case’ worthy of bein gwyneth paltrow in seven
whoeva knew u severed ties afta u started spreadin lies
umm ‘ya boy status’ sounds like a screename for a fuckin pedophile
now i gotta keep it one hundred. i keep it real to these fools
when u keep it one hundred, it’s the ft. u have to stay away from a school
ur nothing Cal. ur whole demeanor’s a joke you bastard
i jst made ur confidence so small toy companies label it as a choking hazard

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You repulsive, kid. He got all the girls on the block racin’ home,
When I say u ugly as sin- I mean jesus would die 5 times jst for ur face alone.
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vs Deon

Aiyyo
Listen, fatass. Your heart is at a slow stall..
he breathin so heavy it sounds like an obscene phone call.
I'm buildin a stone wall- To keep out this fake in rap..
he's done less Sit Ups in his life than an Undertaker match
Your a nobody, chump. Just lie there and ponder..
on the dinner table.. he's a Hog harley davidson's afraid to sponsor
let's see i've had king dave, suth, gaff, then now you?
to him it's the final 4, for me IT'S BEEN GETTIN EASIER SINCE ROUND 2
I'm hot to trot. My shit's out of the ordinary..
while you? you half a french fry away from having a coronary
what goes around comes around. don't think ur karma's strong
there's a thin line between stupidity.. u tightrope walkin without the harness on
This nig don't smoke ganja. Havin a fucked up face is ur deal
yea u look like u been hittin trees.. afta fallin asleep on the wheel.
You humungous fuck. All u gettin here's a loss, buddy..
If Walking away makes u the bigger man he'd end up cross country.
His drops are all FILLER. You kno this boys frontin'
thinkin your 'Ish will take u to the top'.. then end up like Roy Munson.
Just kill urself chubs. You livin is a grand joke..
he'll try suicide by hanging but the only victim would be the damn rope.
Going thru 5 shirts daily is somethin he regrets man..
attention deficit disorder ain't as overactive as his sweat glands
It's over kid. Res the type to run in and smack em..
fuck a pledge of a allegiance to whackness., he wrote the national anthem
enough is enough.. flatulence is what u sportin cuz
he's more known for His Airness than michael jordan was
Your gonna lose D, no one thinks this liar'd win..
u fat fuckin Tub.. now see me add water & throw the hairdryer in.
You gambling with ya life. Just die hoe.
u rollin Snakes Eyes.. while i could beat Metal Gear with my eyes closed
Mahfucka.



vs C-Gaffle

Aiyyo
In public, this lame's gotta shy scheme..
Ur so brushed off ur social status can dust fingerprints off a crime scene
He'll disappear after this loss & start leanin away..
evaporation takes a backseat to da way u'll handle this heated exchange
Call it a one sided battle, all u see is a smacked whore..
if this is for the books.. u the fake one i push to open the trap door.
Fuck the reviews, he's into Cane and Lama cuz..
he a kiss ass.. them lips are more brown battered than rihanna's was.
Now Res gonna definitely start pumpin the throttle..
me winning is rest assured.. fuck it, it's poppin the whole ambien bottle
Gaf's mom is a crackslore, she raised a degenerate fag..
shiiit, u see her down south so much she rivals the confederate flag
Your dunzo.. I aint giving this stupid homo no lever..
If i uppercutted him to No Man's Land he'll be fuckin single forever.
Seriously. Your whole steez is a lost cause..
yea i'm the asian.. but it don't take a samurai to know u cross swords.
Difference 'tween us, I'm an emcee with rhymes that'll mack
While I bully the track urs just puts a 'Kick Me' sign on ur back.
You poor bastard. Livin in a decrepit home is hardly artsy..
Maaaan I could 'pay ur house off with a Jefferson' like Marcy Darcy
Hope you die right now. Then find out heavens a gimmick..
If God's speed means goodbye then here's a ticket for puttin u over the limit.
Mahfucka.
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vs Muff aka Aristocrat (Flossed Out Rd 1)

Aiyyo
when i give muff the machete u'll find out red is a match
cuz i'll pick ya name out your hat with ya head still attached.
dumbfuck u a pro fan, get the heat on ya make u say oh damn..
it'll be a stick up when u see me raise arms on each side.. that's a snowman.
during a vocal spar u got called the N word, that shoulda been a global war
but instead u tried to air Bags out & ended up a crash test dummy in a totaled car.
stupid ima rip thru ur core, the fact that u fat wont be skipped or ignored
this mahfucka's only comin at me sideways when he's tryna fit thru a door.
it's simple dude.. these hands'll get bloody when they mold into u
cuz my fists are makin eye contact like it's tryna impress u in an interview.
u dying man, i got one closed for aim like an eye exam
ur guts'll spread overlap as u get two rounds together like a venn diagram.
Mahfucka


vs JShazo (Flossed Out Rd 2)

Aiyyo
this bitch is fakin.. puff ya chest n find out this is grit u facin
so don't get souped up kid cuz that broth'll put u in a lamar odom situation.
J lacks in value.. this is murder 1 when i start acting callous at you
ima crack ya cashew.. & you'll be leaving the world behind you like an atlas statue.
put the ratchet atchu.. when res raisin best believe that fifth will land right
these bullets will follow you and fill up ya heart.. that's a fuckin instagram like.
cuz u see boy u aint killin SHIT while i split with my hands like nemoy
i body fakes.. ur fake body's just helps u sneak out ya moms crib usin pillows as decoy.
watch me hammer ur senses when i run you OVER & start acting so careless
the impact will rip out his chest n put his ribbon my car like cancer awareness.
cut u n start dissecting the stitch, J this is the end of ur stint
cuz this battle's Ova and you were just scheduled for a hysterectomy bitch.
Mahfucka.


vs Sonny Daze (Flossed Out Rd 3)

Aiyyo
when i reach for the hip it's zip, that's a fanny pack guy.. body count im adding up mine
n when i'm aiming at spines this half a round will catch me a body, that's a handicap sign.
when we start manning up lines no one thinks this numb nuts has talent
yea you named urself Daze but it's ur damn rhymes that really struggle with balance.
ur done chico, vamoose, this tourney is done with ur scripts
cuz losing is like a curse word i have to spell it out in front of this kid.
it's home invasion time n he'll X my list.. ima hogtie u with an extra twist
the last thing u see will be me taking your Possessions away like an exorcist.
then ya man's next u bitch.. when the iron's out this faggot will roll n wrinkle
i'm erasin ur memory, Sonny Boy.. this is the alzheimer's to that old man lingo.
now i'm shootin up ya residence, u know res'll dent if u make me tick
the way i got all these Arms thru ya window you'd think u were in a zombie flick.
talkin big'll get ya noodle scarred, u aint about that dough u see ya strudel fall
this little prick aint making an impact sorry i dont believe in fuckin voodoo dolls.
i'm trottin to the final 4 homie.. and that aint a hint or a doubt
this round is the concussion rule.. ya'll see a Daze that now has to sit this one out.


vs Bar4Bar (Flossed Out Semifinals)

Aiyyo
ohh u think u got an evil crew til u see wat the shine on this new eagle do
fuck jail.. if i see Life behind Bars my bullets will exit thru him n kill those people too.
shiiiit son ur from a family fulla hoes, their knees bare marks
it's rare bar, your mom's more of a dollar fuck than a damn swear jar.
it only takes one shell.. n ur spine will be the worst aligned
see a crew holding this 4 up for support.. yeah that's a fuckin horseman sign.
u gon spill and leak when that metal starts to fulfill ur needs
u'll be known for coming out with a limp the rest'a ya life ur basically willis reed.
when the shotty spark it has great range, with death ur in the late stage
blasted ya thorax.. now u need more tissue on ur chest than bras in the 8th grade.
difference between us? with actions no ones condoning this loser
i'm a Made Man, ur a made man too.. after a gender change n testosterone booster.
leave this stan chained, it's kidnap then torture.. u kno this plan's grave..
make u a damn slave.. i got Bar in the corner of my basement, u can call that a man cave.
ya shit is horrible so just stop the ploys and acting coy
ur lines are a bunch of fucked up Bull quotes ur verse reminds me of Tommy Boy.
Mahfucka.


vs KBomb (Flossed Out Finals)

Aiyyo
maaan we all kno u afraid to shoot.. me and homie aint similar
yousa bitch tryna bare arms.. u muthafuckin rosie the riveter.
eyone thinks ur worthless, now ur in for a world of hurt
when push comes to shove it was just the doctor tryna keep u IN during birth.
u got the wackest spits.. it's ova, against me u just lack the wit
this is such an abrupt end to K u can put a thnxbye after it.
now Res is rippin this faggot's head off, the blood will leave a trail
i'll give ur neck the kind of twist that can transcend the damn Fujita scale.
u'll grieve n fail.. ur chances of walking out alive are pathetic, slim
after this.. the only arms dealer u'll be workin with is for a prosthetic limb.
the pistol's smackin this roach, i'm sluggin at a decent rate
feel the heat escape- i'm sticking u up in a masking approach.. that's an adhesive tape.
he a big pussy.. u aint throwin hands buddy u fake and weak
now just wait n see.. only one u'll go blow for blow with is ur mother after u scrape a knee.
i'm going fo them papes my g.. these 2 arms r going together to form a union
to catch a damn body for bread like a fuckin holy communion.
Mahfucka.

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..yo fracintosh..
"good question mr. lamamaa... no i didnt until a few days ago, ill say, it was a well ran tourney but the winner wasnt the winner in my book."


..yo i feel like i just lost to theFRANCHISE again.. who organized the heist yo


and ima right my next opponents verse for them.. check it.. ahem..


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Hey Resin you must be a lonely guy
two Wongs don't make a right.. and that's why ur an only child.
I'm taking over your spot, kid..
a girl tried spooning with him but he requested for chopsticks
Res is on a mean streak but you can't fool us
ran the streets naked then camoflouged himself beside a school bus
when i see dumplings my tongue just bursts
when u dump Lings.. nah it was more like ur girlfriend dumped u first
seriously asian guy, i don't even know how to rate this dude
we threw rice at weddings.. in tears he's like "EVERYONE STOP WASTING FOOD"
Cale merked u with whackness, if i copy him u can't defeat this
===D <- seee that, that's an equal sign longer then ur penis

d-_-b and that's u listening to me while i eat this

<-_-D and this is you with one of ur ears swoll, it's my plan man

C ....... oh shiiiit what the fuck look i just made mrs pacman

i admit he beat u with dickriders and nice guy luck
stanley kubrick had a vision.. ummm, but it wasn't how ur Eyes Wide Shut
sorry broham, you just can't see it Chong..
this battle is MINES, & ur in a field full of them you stupid Vietcong

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"subpar annoy ya" (2009)

..i couldnt edit the rest in.. so repost..


acting sly don't deny that you might snitch,
i won't die i'm just high i know i can fight this
watch me try in stride to hold the doorknob with vice grips
while staring at a wall, have an off & on relationship with a lightswitch
the ceiling spirals so how can i imply what my height is
my mind races at 99 mph n frightened the tires jus might rip
i veer slight right and now my gears on a tight shift
i float where the sky lies while I gloat and recite shit
fuckin gravity doesn't abide by the laws of my life, bitch
i see spiders crawlin side by side in the night mist
entering my skin, i obliged then cried outta my eyelids
alarm sounds, they call it grandfather clocks cuz he strike kids


*palpitations*

i will not be dealt with this plan
i'm too selfish a man, to be victimized
but i feel helpless & crammed,
it felt like the sand, i'm mesmerized, as the doorknob melts in my hand
desensitize, don't believe my eyes
then i hear thunder so i blunder instead
grab a louisville slugger and go under my bed
i feel numb in the head as i'm yearnin for facts
the walls cave in and my bat turns to a bat

*blackout*
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"Regression" (2003)

Browsed through my wordpad shit and found this keyed story from last year. Enjoy.


Laying in my deathbed, praying God-to-give…
Solutions when cancer strikes… & knocks your odds-to-live
I hate my prov-I-dence, the world, I can’t take it no more
Popped some pills then felt the coldness of the floor
Wanted to slip into a long slumber
I tried calling it quits but dialed the wrong number
Then God picked up on the other, other of lines
Asked for my hospital room number & sent a brother of mine
Bringin a pitcher of water like everything’ll be fine when I drink
I was already dead, so I didn’t care what he had in the shit
He forewarned “You suffered all your life now He’s giving it back…
…Your dreams were shattered to pieces & now you’ll be living intact”
“But” he says “This is the fountain of youth & u gotta sip it with time…
Resin, you gotta wait and wait… you gotta stay sicker in nine”
Nine days? Aight, so I took his blessing and laid
Thinking I could withstand the final threshold of pain
So I agreed… and when he left I took the news see
And downed the pitcher quicker than a baseball groupie
A day later… a month after doc said the cancer spread too much
I was up dancing all over with the nurses on the bed and such
Released that night… I was wrinkle free
Docs at awe… throwing med books out for mythology
Came home, gotdamn, I was young again
Who knew praying hard had so much luck in em
Next day, gained hair back, looks flare at it’s best
But twelve hours later I was losing hair on my chest
WHAT IN THE… am I growing smaller?
6 foot 3 to 4 foot 7 … can I still be a baller?
Maybe I was being delusional… did I lose my ration?
Now saliva’s running down my lip in marathon fashion
Fell asleep then woke up feeling a little soiled
I just pissed on myself, I couldn’t help my urge to void
I was starving but couldn’t get up
Did my cancer come back? Or did my back just let up?
Man, I don’t know what’s happening
Three days ago I was dead and now I’m laughing and…
Craving for milk, but my hands didn’t feel stronger using
Lemme get this in writing before I can no longer do it
Dada goo goo ah ooo atch oh nit
Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have drank so quick
Hard breathing by myself, am I turning anemic?
Sat myself next to a mirror and saw myself turn to a fetus.
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"Jumping Timeline" (2003)

I was bored... walk with me...



Aiyyo
Single girls burned bras... as fiance's stopped
Gunman in the grassy Knowle's shootin from Beyonce's crotch
Even before Hard Rock... Nam's bombs were a thriller
& Marilyn Manson was both a Blonde & a Killer
They were calm but they were realer
Peasants abled but meek
Chess players vs Royalty, thought of the round table as weak
Finding fables to speak, Bobby Fisher using swords for stickups
Stating there were too many knights with no pawns and bishops
Now leap towards Martin Luther
As Don's held purses and Rodney's left in sutures
With dancing teens that fall for singers
Beatles were a phenomenon as Africans proudly called it dinner
Kenyans are always winners
They have marathons from start to finish
No partial gimmicks... TV Dinners came with The Patridge in it
Damn, the hoods are still the same as everyday a gun drops
Plus it wasnt coincidence that Budden had an A-Team lunchbox
They listened to John Denver, that's an oldie but fact
Nowadays all these white kids wanna karaoke to rap
The cold war deaded then CNN started displaying Gulf
& Roy got attacked by a Tiger but it's alibi was playing golf
It was tough, the drug revolution came fairly wicked
Kids yelled "Yay" as Tony Montana shared & sniffed it
From his brothers in Five to mother's protesting shit
Bad in the 80's but no one realized til he started molestin kids
Lou Pearlman came to grips & was managing dudes
Everybody wanna be Champ since the Challenger blew
Today who gives a fuck what they say
Be as it may, all the the school systems are whack
Resin is a genius but good ol boy failed History Class...
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Aiyyo
i beat u like 5 times in ur prime, for u it musta been disheartening in here
ayy them losses got u so Hung up u coulda pursued a telemarketing career.
so dont act higher.. whoever said ur wack ass lines are hittin's a brash liar
it's a cold winter & an alley fulla homeless people wouldn't even consider your trash fire.
fuck an NCG, to me ur a lil spic w/ a lisp thats been put to the test
maaan if u wore a Superman costume u'd have to rock a fuckin T H on ur chest.
to girls ur a pest.. when it comes to pussy ur always left in the dark
shiiit this virgin couldn't get a Box being first place in mario kart.
bro ur a loser that rocks tight jeans, weird tees, we kno how the rest go
i aint gonna say u a faggot but u got more questionable clothes than matthew lesko.
stop them gun lines u dwarf, only 9 u pack is family in ur ford focus
ur a gotdamn hobbit of course i posted late i took this battle on short notice.
soo slow ur mark.. at 5 ft nothin u need to pray for ur growth to start
u gotta napolean complex.. reachin the shelf causes such a stretch it can rip a boneapart.
n when it comes to fisticuffs i know u gon just bail fam
cuz i'll belt ur head so fuckn hard u'll resemble doug funny as quail man.
ur a nobody yo.. in high school u were bullied in every form u queer
when it comes to u & lockers that's an Inside Stuff worthy of launchin hannah storms career.
ur dead paco. he think he cool but all i see is this nitwit blunder
when i say this guy is down to earth i dont mean he chill i mean he'll be 6ft under.
Mahfucka.
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Let's go..
.Aiyyo
i'm shootin up ya home, i got crazy ways.. his guts all over the wall, that's some zany paint
brains on his carpet, when i let the 8 escape..
even got some Cash in the couch cushions like i'm savin up for a rainy day.
so if Sucka says he fightin Fire with fire u now realize that this brother lied..
cuz fuck checkin the doorknob.. i already KNOW there aint no heat coming from the other side.
he was twitchin with gay shit, your a bitch n complacent
vs Blanc u were spittin some lame quips and ya hand gestures looked like a fuckin glitch in the matrix.
we all kno u dont go offff nerd, it's lies there aint a poppp heard..
save ya gun bars pussy cuz ya Tools drop down easier than microsoft word.
my motto to vets is that i'm a dead shot when the nozzle is set
one click & u see all red underneath you, now u know my fuckin Auto correct
tomoro ya etched, as a loser.. ima smack this rat and that's a fact,
i aint havin that, try going beast mode and i'll fuckin ship you back to your natural habitat.
we smoked 5 L's and sniffed enuff white to put up a record buzz
butttt ayy me and my crew still won't roll up as high as ur damn sweater does.
disrespect u in eyway, death must be something new to you..
it aint email for u to view.. when i'm hittin up they drop box - shiiiiit i'm killin EVERYONE at ya funeral.
Mahfucka.
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