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LBL Special Event Battle – 17th April 2006

Appocolyptik

vs

Nick Fletcher

This battle was one that was hugely underrated at the time. Appocolyptik and Nick Fletcher had beef with each other at the time, this made it all the more interesting. And the battle was pretty much illness from both competitors the full way through, yet for some reason it went unnoticed and didn’t even get battle of the week in the magazine. Yet while it was slept on at the time, this battle was dope and both dropped nice. Who dropped nicer? Read on and see.

Battle Verses

Quote:


Appocolyptik


Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Fletcher
This battle becomes apocalyptic, as this pussy runs in fear..
..he see's me and it's just Armageddon......the fuck outta here!!


Wtf at you being banned from voting in all Spektikuls battles AND being named after a guy who makes bows and arrows? But fuck it, it's past time I whored you once and for good.

Some say I'ma bigger loser, but it's little more than a hunch
When YOU bit a line off a hillybilly band... & then tried to call it a punch
Maybe you got skill, after all you're named as respectable
But then we both knew you'd 'mount to something... it's just a shame it was Spektikul
My drops leave carnage and blood, so don't even start with me bud
Cause the only good Fletcher in your town works at the archery club
Some think I'ma lose this, so in the predictions I'm pretty fucked well
You're a tough nut to crack... but your careers always been in a nutshell
Mimesis would whore you all over, so all in all you fucking suck jew
Cause you must be a Fat Bastard when even Austin Powers above you
Just be happy I'm showin you a good verse, so cut straight to the thankings
Cause last time you came with a sharp drop...
…It was to the bottom of the rankings
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twizted
Fuck lookin' up dresses for cleavage, role model? shut the hell up 'for I get pushy
Look we all know every kid looks up to Lay D... in attempts to get pics of pussy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Fletcher
I’m a smoke this drag queen, yeah.. the secrets out my son
Yeah, whilst I’ll fuckin’ lay D – he just dresses like one.

Don't talk bout stealing lines, or I'll slash your jugular good n' true
I'd give you a Twizted line across the throat...
...but you'd only bite that one too
The fuck makin me match his lines? Playin by this fags rules is shitty
But with Nick we expect to see a bitch move... the fuck out of his city
So maybe you beat some newbs, but ya got nothing to show bitch
Cause yeah you have a huge record... n' a fuckin vinyl player to go with
So what at your achievements, it's doesn't mean you'll best me
Why you proud being top vet on a site that has 5 decent textees?
Owning FL means nothing, bitch I'ma still leave you broke worse
Cause you've managed to have 100 battles, and NEVER drop a dope verse
No wonder he's rarely crew leader, it's hard to respect a geek
Last time Nick was Chairperson... he started collecting seats
I wreck the week, so come against me I'll soon waste ya
& Turn your face into such a ruin... it could be the setting for Tomb Raider
Some predict Nick'll win, but hypothetics make things worse
Cause the only Nick'll involved in this is the value of your verse
Don't pretend your dope, we all know you're just callin a bluff
& I'd leave you worse for wear... but your fashion style's awful enough
Batwoman was an evening gal, she'd come out till darkness finished
You could call her a lady of the night... just like every bitch you've been with
Nick ya got no life, it's been something that's already said
I mean you were offline for a week, n' everyone thought you were dead
Lets end on a simple note, cause all your punches hit soft
We're done trading blows... and I'm feeling fucking ripped off


Quote:

Nick Fletcher

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vaskez, a while back in PLL
Peeps'd rather watch football than this ho rapping, his hits are never felt
I'ma deal a Loss to this lesser whelp, so peeps can see the NFL


Quote:
Originally Posted by Appocolyptik
I'm sure we're both Football fans & it shows in his writing, hell
Cause NF's already in his own league... always followed by the L



Wow kid, I heard about you, knew you was one for stealing the show
Although, I never knew you stole concepts – that were used fucking months ago
.
.
Check it,
I’m looking for full frontal nudity, but yo I don’t roll with fags,
But I’ll say, I see Apo’s lookin’ good… when I’m browsin’ playboy mags
Fuck that man, you requested me but seriously kid ure weak
Although you drop lines half-ass – its voters who turn the other cheek
Enjoyin’ ya self bro… hell, I am.. I’ll beat you just for more fun
So instead of drownin’ you in the Creek,
I’ll just smash ya fuckin’ head through the Dawson!!
Straight kill yo ass little bitch, realise this is the end, you bum
And in minds you won’t be cemented, you’ll just be buried under some
Check, Apo’s callin’ on a genie. Dude needs 3 wishes to beat me first,
But you don’t gotta rub ish – u done achieved that with your verse
Ayo, this battle requires high specs dude.. but who makes the class?
Not me, I tried to meet specs for this – but he’s already whooped ure ass
The stars are aligned, ure luck is in… and still kid, you ain’t ill
I read ure horoscope…… only to scope out ure horrific skill
Beatin’ me, get real… Appocolyptik – I’ll make your world end
After I deliver the big foot… and I don’t mean ure sasquatch of a girlfriend
Word is she’s a bit of a beast, and takes no shit from this quack
Yea, Apo was hittin’ that every night, until the bitch fought back!!
.
.
Now Apo’s switched to Demon Pyrokronix.. my god he’s the man!!
But I’ll still spray DP all over the shop, like a fizzed up Dr. Pepper can
Stupid fuck!! With two names, ya just twice as wack on this board
And I don’t mean how both names entered that tag tourney,
………And both names got FUCKING WHORED!!!
I’m a smoke this drag queen, yeah.. the secrets out my son
Yeah, whilst I’ll fuckin’ lay D – he just dresses like one.
I’ll rain down blows on ya country, watch me rip ya nation
And you can experience the downpour – like ure financial situation
You from England huh, but you won’t rep the flag today
The only red cross you’ll be seeing, is when the paramedics take you away
Challenging me to a grudge match, HA! I’ll be settin’ this trend
Man, Pyro’s idea of a fucking grudge, is a Japanese girl with split ends
You poor bastard.. and that literally is the case
Cuz the only papa he’d ever know –
……is if someone were to pop a cap in his face
Apo’s got tools for being pussy, so when I shock him with a 1,000 volts
He steps back and turns around… then grabs his nuts and bolts.


DONE.


Battle Summary

This battle was raw as fuck, yet it got slept on in votes as well. However the votes it did receive were spread across both competitors, and in the end Appocolyptik ended up barely winning this with 4 votes to 3.

Check the original battle thread HERE.

Battle Background

LBL Special Event Battle – Concept Flipping Battle – 28th May 2006

John Hensley

vs

Nick Fletcher

This was the first of a kind to hit battling for quite a while. A concept flipping battle hadn’t been done in a long time, and it was down to John Hensley and Nick Fletcher to show everyone what a dope concept flipping battle was. And they definitely did that. These two had beefed a bit also as Fletcher had called out Hensley on some shit, and Hensley hadn’t realised until it was brought to his attention later. The battle happened and both dropped tight as hell verses from the words they were given, so check them out.

Battle Verses

Words are going to posted, that you HAVE to use in your punchline. If you don't use these words, you will be disqualified. These are the words that Daubs chose;

Athletic
Remote
Spraypaint
Trophy
Tissue
Chapter
iPod
Window
Fraction
Plug
Shower
Radar

Quote:

Nick Fletcher

I guess I'll be the one to drop first...


Check it...
I’m killing this fool. . and although the competition’s looking stiff
John’s ATHLETIC abilities will only win out. .
. . when I make him take a Long Jump off a fucking cliff!
I’m handing you ure first loss. . I’ve been known to shatter g’s
And ure REMOTE chance of winning ended. .
. . when I stole ure fucking batteries!
This dude says he’s gangster. . man, he’s spittin’ bullshit is this kid
Cause John it ain’t a crime. .
. . when ure using SPRAYPAINT to redecorate ure crib!
Watch me hospitalise this fraud. . I’ll give him a vicious belt
And leave him so long in a ward, he’ll be considered a TROPHY himself.
I’m droppin’ shit on Hens yo. . and he ain’t got nuthin’ to give
Cause I’ve been on the john so long. .
. .his verse’ll just be the TISSUE I wipe my ass with!
They say Hens is an open book. . so it’ll be easy to toss out this wack geek
And you’ll see it first hand, when I throw this CHAPTER the scrapheap
I'm not feeling ure punches. . so I guess this battle I'm on a mission. .
. .to take your IPOD 'n' open the case. . that'll prove ure lack of vision.
I’m straight owning this faggot. . ‘coz gays I’m known to fist ‘em
And John’s WINDOW of opportunity was shut down. .
. .when I crashed his shitty Microsoft ’98 system!
I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll
So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. .
. .and bury you in a fucking whole!
I’ve got a way to fightin’. . I picture my target as sumthin’ and lock it
And I’m seeing ure head as a PLUG – so I’m getting ready to socket!
Half ya bars are shitty. . I’m making it clear that ure worse
I mean I could SHOWER you with punches. .
. .and still never see you drop a clean verse.
Ure shit John. Fuck what peeps say. . ure rep I’m rippin’ clean through it
Cause dude, you’d fall under the RADAR. .
. .once some wack herb changes his name to it.



If you don't get anything, then get at me...

Wordness.


Quote:

John Hensley

When ya compare our statue know that you'll die fam.
I get trophy's for my punches..
... and one of my uppercuts will show you new Heis, man.
Kids actin' like he's ghetto, but damn man, ya way late.
True, ya had the black look goin' on... and then you ran outta spraypaint.
Your man likes variety, and you can see this fag's steppin.
But listen homo..
.. bein able to flip into any position for him doesn't mean ya athletic.
^^I'll follow that up, you play it straight, but we know it still.
Sex lifes like a Plug: ya get turned on.. only after botha ya holes are filled.
I'm your idol, and you KNOW when i drop you're devoured.
I'm lookin down on this guy.. like you do in the mens locker room showers.
And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit.
She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips.
My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear.
However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears.
This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect.
If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect.
The ranks got you ahead of me but i'm laughin at the numeral.
Tissue? fuck that. i'ma save THAT one for the family at your funeral.
Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too.
And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you.
It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this.
Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit.
You're a nobody. barely even know this bastard i'm stoppin'.
I got police callin backup, after their radar saw how fast you were droppin'.



Battle Summary

This battle was dope, but John Hensley is a master of wording and he smashed Nick Fletcher 8-0 to win the battle. Nick Fletcher also had a dope verse but it was just a bit under what Hensley had dropped. Still, only two dope verses can make a dope battle, and this battle definitely had two dope verses.

Check the original battle thread HERE.

Battle Background

LBL Championship Match - 9th July 2006

Butler

vs

Roger Glocks

This was a battle that had the potential to be good, yet while Glocks was at the time a nice battler he wasn't exactly known for dropping consistently dope. Where as Butler had been dropping superb verses every single week he'd been in the LBL. So on paper, this looked to be a good, albeit one-sided battle, however it turned out very different.

Battle Verses

Quote:

Butler

http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/22/roger.jpg

its Either,

a 13 yr old douche actin tuff. doin his thug pose,
Or... a pregnant 45 yr old jewish mom rockin her sons clothes.
Take ya pic. it doesn't matter. cuzzz after i bruise this cat
he'll b so round n black. nggasll thro him on the 1s & 2s, to scratch.
skinny arms mixd wit that babyfat. Roger thinkn he's all official
Callin' himself Glocks. when he more like a toddlers multi-colored water pistol
torah spitter. The synogouge rebel. the jewish fly nerd.
refuses Curls @ the gym
..n told his pops he's too gutta for the ones ovr his side burns,
but moms was cool. she was cookin'. then stoppd for a second
so rogr culd put the matzah balls in his cheeks, n sho the fam his godfather impression
wit the gay green trim.. i figured Old NAvy fall Line for fags..
nah, Egon an Peter Venkman informed me R was gettin sleeve deep in slimers ass
facemelt. wheres ya skin pigment?. it indicates head on,
of a largr white population in the India train bombings then the news let on
ya like a lumpy slab a whiteout. no chin. no lips. shits 'rill tragic
son. that blob of a so-called face has less features on it than illmatic...
bitch, how old are you? U can forget this battle. start packin it up.
i told this ngga to act his age... he pickdup his things, n hoppd right back in my nut
but dont blame me.. its not my fault hes here. hes a product of the movies
U can thank that 1 drunken night b/w Roesanne, & Chunk from the goonies.
an, doods a mascot. so the fuzzy pic? i aint even worried 'bout
wats REALLY blurry is, when did Michelin decide to attract a more urban crowd??
you wanna bootleg movie? no doubt. I pretty much hav em' all
i DID hav The Lady In The Water...
...til this fat ngga came thru an did a cannonball
all jokes aside. forget the fat comments, an all the mean hate..
its a camera phone pic of his "shit. i gotta battle butler this week" face.
but i saw his chinky eyes... and his motions. so i pulled his jaw down
n dropkickd it before this gangsta samurai culd finish pullin his sword out,
then stepped back. wound up. n was bout to pimpslap the wide hoe
..till i realized he had downsyndrome. no left arm. an thought i was five-o
nah. voters.. our 2 pictures are start-to-finish. the whole spectrums on it,
...from the murder scene, to the lake, to me sittin down as i reflected on it


Quote:

Roger Glocks

i weigh 140 and im not jewish.lol thats a comeback to ur verse

http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/22/hatersnolike.jpg

listen Tyson Beckford
I see the crop circles in the back n if your not seein this
im wondering if your the alien in Signs that got bashed by Joaquin Phoenix
^dammm son, you look like a rapper n I really cant say
Is this the picture taken of Canibus when he heard the track from LL Cool J?
pump ya with bullets n im not comming here raw but instead
Im thinking about giving him a serious role.. to match his forehead
intense face. he's ina big poker tournament n he might go all in
you should really think about folding.....that shirt and never wearing it again
B went with a White Tee instead of the soccer shirt he struts
he stopped being Zidanne. I guess that never got you Head But
I see you got muscles...im puzzled n im scratching my head
well
how come you never lift?.....a book to learn how to type and spell
you act like your face to much. your excuse? i got no time
Butler likes hanging out like his lip n being lazy like his Eye
Your from New Orleans. Mardi Gras was cool until you were discovered
people were flashing.....a pic of you cuz they spotted a Alien in public
I liked your earings. but dumbo? tell me what happen queer.
Did Paul on Boston Celtics run full speed to Pierce those ears
your on a farm n ur pretty poor. he's not rich at all, so its cool
EVERYBODY!! it's not Butlers fault if he sticks his nose up to you
I know your upset and I see the shadow above you fag
advice. take a picuutre before you come out the closet to your dad
rep mic, Butler holla's at those transexuals but he wont fret nights
theres a good women behind every man that explains his sex life
his Barber was drunk, he was like a quarterback in a schoolyard game
Butler asked for a ''Fade''... he's like ''run to the barrel. do 35 crosses and stay''
go to sleep homie cuz you gotta read in front the class n dont lie
is your cheek's doing a project about your face? n today its covering ur eyes
Cocksucker. my blows will have u seein birds and this kids dead
I told you to Kiss the Game Goodbye. he's like 'nah ill give him head'
this dudes a bitch. im reckless kid n I reckon your shit missed
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/614/butler8lh7ht.jpg
^^cuz Butler went to Greece n used it on his face for the second pic


Battle Summary

This turned out to be way doper than expected, with both verses receiving 7 top punches each in the magazine. Roger Glocks exceeded himself and dropped his best verse ever, however Butler's experience allowed him to drop even better than Glocks so Butler ended up winning 4-2 and retaining his LBL title.

Check the original battle thread HERE.

Battle Background

LBL Special Event Battle – Weedhead Battle – 30th July 2006

JTR

vs

N.Tavarez

This battle was the first of it’s kind. Never before had a battle been tried where every punch was based on the theme of weed. And luckily for the first ever one, JTR and N.Tavarez were battling in it. These dudes obviously know their weed as the battle was hilarious. Check the verses.

Battle Verses

Quote:

JTR

So you're predicted to beat me?
Bitches please, all I ever do is smoke weed, man!

^ That's real true, you gon' test it? F'real dude
Your dealers buy off the dealers that I deal to
Kneel fruit, I SMOKE MORE, get the point?
I fucking hate jail, but I love the joint!
Always toking 'til i'm choking on that haze a lot
See me at the party, full house, like poker ima raise the pot
I blaze a lot, all day a lot, your weed is fucking dry
While the weed I JUST smoked got me REAL FUCKING
...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
Seriously, I smoke ounces a week, never sharing the weed
Only time Tav smokes ounces is when he's preparing his meat
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b
And pack more AK47 then a communist country
Don't stunt G, one look is all it takes to know I smoke the hard haze
Since you couldn't see a bigger burnout at the start of a car race
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
I'm ass-kicking, buy weed? This broke guy is lacking stacks
While you see Jack Widow... spending it on exactly that
Ha! You don't even know what my shit does, I been above high
Plus i've tasted more blueberry then a fat kid who loves pie
Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz...
...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does
You must be joking me, you aint toking trees
Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME
How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked
With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked
^ That's true, just know that your dro aint phat dude
Cuz the problem with your weed stems
...and it's got A LOT of that too
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout
While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out
F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face
Fuck kissing the sky
...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space
I'll have you pout often, you already lost without droppin'
Cuz I got the killer weed so it's no doubt ya coffin

*Passes the joint to N.Tavarez* Your turn bro.
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/17/picture67.jpg



Quote:

N.Tavarez

sweet
busy week , i tried to make it good so lets go
*jack passed me the joint*

Sorry Jack but that weak crap I wont be taking
You'd only catch me holding joints when my bones is aching
The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
When me and my boys get high, they all passing the Skunk
That'll have ya ass feeling Soggier than Captain Crunch
passing out smoke in my room til hella late
So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows
I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
I roll a blunt, you take a couple of hits and pass it to me
the way I'm screaming "Puff, Puff give!" you'd think the rapper too cheap
Chronic, Haze, Dro I'm schooled on everything sold
My wackest weed is Still midgrade like a 12 year old
JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit
Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip
Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right
with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night
Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat
I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
My weight is mean, roll blunts thats the shape of your spleen
You only burnt out from working with no breaks in between
LBL heads is stoked when I light it and spark
I make sure WE ALL winners in the cyphers I start
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her
I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther
Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya
I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash

*Puts blunt out, makes brownies, invites jack over to match me *




Battle Summary
This lived up to the hype that the two battlers had set up for themselves, and even though they both dropped 50 lines each they still managed to have an amazing deal of consistency within their verses. Both dropped dope verses and the battle was very close, but in the end N.Tavarez took it 3 votes to 2.

Check the original battle thread HERE.

Battle Background

LBL Special Event Battle – Concept Flipping Battle – 24th September 2006

John Hensley

vs

Phryme

This was set up as Hensley wanted a concept flipping battle. Phryme was contacted and he agreed to battle, yet he no-showed. John Hensley however, definitely didn’t no-show. Check his verse.

Battle Verses

Quote:

John Hensley

Quote:
isolated:
seperated from other persons or things; alone; solitary.


Ok Phryme. isolate.. hmm..i know how i'll do the wordin, see.
It's funny.. Kemp chose a word that describes ya social life PERFECTLY.
Nobody buys any of ya lines, n' believe it isn't complicated.
It's just they all know you seldom shit.. like people that are constipated.
So you were adopted.. and it's ok man, don't claim that it's not true.
Reminds me of kids lookin for ghostwriters... because nobody wants you.
See kid, im punchin up a storm. i'm not just dissin you.
An' my right hook'll leave ya spinnin so fast you'll get hired as the tornado in twister 2.
Now Align? that means to put things even, but this dude looks weary.
Cuz if you put Align of yours next to Align of mine.. it'll DISPROVE that theory.
We've battled before, so i guess Kempo wanted to make a sequel.
N' decided to Citizen the same battle.. so i'll prove that all men ARENT created equal.
A penny saved is a penny earned.<< ask phryme, and that's what's up.
Don't believe me... drive to your nearest corner.. and look in his fuckin plastic cup.
Wanna be like him? grab a mixer as soon as u've heard his rhymes.
Throw in some wack punches..
... a couple bad cliches, some horrible wording an' ya got a verse of Phrymes.
See, birth and death are natural. another person is just more of a portion.
And kid.. Mother Nature sent me to kill you... which is just her form of abortion.
An' you n ya crew might do concerts. i mean, at least they're tryin.
But it's more like a funeral.. people show up, but everyone just leaves there cryin.


Battle Summary

As I mentioned previously, sadly Phryme no-showed. But Hensley’s verse made up for it and is definitely worthy of being legendary.

Check the original battle thread HERE.

Battle Background

LBL Championship Battle - 17th December 2006

Roger Glocks

vs

John Hensley

One of the last very good battles of the LBL. This had Glocks at his 8th week of being the LBL champ, a reign which was started after Hensley no-showed him in his first defence. Hensley had yet to become LBL champion, even though he’d been in the league a few times before.

Quote:

John Hensley's Verse

Quote:
LYNNKINGPIN: i pray everyday lol



That's a keyword fellas, and Glocks needs another plan.
He isn't praying..
.. but he IS on his knees with his mouth open thankin another man.
You've won 9 straight, but ain't makin any clout.
I haven't seen a streak that easy..
.. since your mom and sister ran naked through my house.
^^I won't be a hypocrite but listen kid, you should pipe down.
I'd give ya shit for beating no-names.. if that wasn't what i'm doing right now
I don't know if your gay, but in this case, look at this shit.
I'll win, and this'll be a G-loss that'll mimic the shit you put on ya lips..
You claim you AIN'T a rider, but you got a vain disorder.
Cuz you've been harassin my dick for so long it's filing a restrainin' order.
As far as wording goes, face it bitch, you suck with it.
Shit's scrambled so much.. Vince Young and Vick are hittin you up for tips.
Takin ya down for the 10 count with out of the world rhymes.
Now ya seein' flashing numbers..
... like my answering machine after i gave ya girl mine.
I used to hype you right, i remember sayin this guy was tight.
I hate to go back on my words.. but u should do it after every single line u write.
See, killin you and hidin the body really isn't nothin to me.
Search parties'll get a christmas gift when they find you wrapped up under a tree.
It's a loss for ya buddy, i don't mean to make ya world end.
But if you want another belt.. i left a couple of em' strapped to ya girls bed.



JH.


Quote:

Roger Glocks Verse

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Hensley
3. Roger Glocks - Glocks is an up and comer still. But while he's been on his way up he's had some success and has really improved, he drops some of the freshes concepts online, and the only thing that's ever held him back was awkward wording. But Glocks is the current champ at RapVerse right now, and just recently surpassed Butlers record of most consecutive weeks as champ. He's no joke and i expect him to make an impact here.


Quote:
Originally Posted by John Hensley
I'd give ya shit for beating no-names.. if that wasn't what i'm doing right now



^LIAR!

keep lyin ur ass off, you feel Glocks and u know im one of the best
cuz he's gonna beat Gun!....the game where u fight indians in the old west
Lets brainstorm a second, your bitch wanted to pick my brains
but opinions are like assholes n I squashed ever idea ya girl threw my way
your gonna be freakin pissed u blew this battle, it's a mark on ur career
it's like we got visited by a Head coch in this battle...John Madden here
no lie! personally he dates young ass bitches, I never meet her
but if ur comparing our lines. its like his taste for girls, ''Minor better''
Me and ya mom had good times in the past, shit was fate
n John Hensley taught me alot but atleast im learning from my mistakes
Mercules beat you! im 4-0 against him, your not a test
its like the toilets in a public place. so dont tell me this John is fresh
after this verse, you should re try your words
cuz the last time u delivered dopeness.... he was my doctor for my birth
your a fucking idiot. your a homo and I exposed u in this battle
ppl say my wording sucks dick but John cant find MY WORDING in Seattle
you recycle ALOT old lines buddy, I know he's floored
his lines are like Karoake, saying old shit and makin em worse then b4
3:00 pm is when I pulled out the gun and shoot him in the chest
So, John 3:16 isn't the bibble passage, its around the time of his death

Battle Summary

Hensley dropped first and his verse was very tight. One of those verses where every punch hits. Glocks dropped and he came very close to beating Hensley, but his verse just lacked praps one quotable to beat him. Cool battle. Marquee names. And historic in that it ended Glocks 8 week reign as champ.

Check the original battle thread HERE.

Battle Background

LBL Championship - 20th August 2006

Butler

vs

Mercules

This battle was hugely historic. It marked a massive change in the LBL and the competitors in it. Butler was at his 6th week of defending the title with a 13-0 record, after beating Merc previously to retain that title. Merc had worked his way back up to the champ match after this defeat, and no one really expected him to win. Everyone thought he’d drop a cool verse and make it a nice battle, but no one thought he was gonna win.

Quote:

Butler's Verse

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercelus vs. Sonny Dimebags 8-18-06

Dimebags? heh.. save ya criminal tale
Mercules will Tare you... AND my digital scale


Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Mets 11-16-2004

i'm halfassin', you little punk. call me the i-don't-care vet
but i'll re-invent scale mechanisms after how well i tare Mets.


okay,

get dumpd in the lake for bitin my damn concepts.. the dead MC,
Merc likes Scales? good, cuz he gon' need a cuple sets on his neck to breathe
Im glad U feelin' my shit. & i guess kissin girls hasn't been hard guy,
clearly, uv had MORE then enuff practice swappin spit wit my archives.
..I take back evrything bad i said. this leagues the phattest dood
see, i not only got dickryders... i apparently get to battle em' too
& my rosco gotta degree in psychology... so it steppd in the thread,
called it his office, laid U on ya back n proceeded to get in ya head.
unoriginal dudes like him? get shook quick when they brawl wit the beast
but Mercs amp'd.. mobile, is up on the wall of every gay stall in the east
Merc. I hope u didnt expect me to halfass. & not pound on u ngga
yea i WILL wing it - ya rank that is, n watch it fly south for the winter
ur an old head.. wit old concepts.. wish i culd see ya hardest b.
i'd push back the hands of time - but this week ya wigs #1 priority......
ass fuckin.. butttt bangin. his boyfriend booty poundin this prick.
his mans gettn more strict on Mercs cock wit the crack down on his dick
..i thought sperm banks held alot. but this cum characters up.
iverson crossover look legal as hell the way ya throat carry so much
^an it doesnt stop there. the officials even wanna leave to diss u
they went on strike soon as you claimed ya flow was clean as a whistle
snaps dont stop. Even ya hubby been callin' ya dick pint size.
turns out theres a thin line b/w luv, hate, ya left, & right thigh...
ask the writers of southpark.. they tried warnin' U that ya spit was shaky..
now, Mercs shit scripts been charged for plagerism on account of Mr. Hanky
^see, My jokes hit the top.. & they'll break shortys neck
but as soon as THIS joke hit the top - the LBLs #1 supporter left
U do nothing for this league. but dissin me like ya raw duke?
sorry, 8-1 doesnt mean shit when i was the person u lost too
Honestly. I may use alotta words. an yea, its hot too
my bars ARE stretchd, but so is the idea of me beatin Shake, an NOT you
but the bitin' works. he shuld keep it up. Otherwise, he'll never get live.
cuz poorly re-wordin my 04 shits a biggr insult then a Merc punch'll EVER provide


Quote:

Mercules Verse

yeah yeah herb ...you're talk is cheaper than Ramen
I reword ya shit from 04??? ..then we got something in common
heh, you didnt invent this wordplay shit.. so kill those fake bars
you just stretched it out enuff that it could go n hit the weights hard
what kinda "fire" you bring this match son? ...not alot
so put a sock in it.. soaked with booze, comin out a bottle top
i hate the same over-used shit.. thats all B got
Golf lines are played.. but its the only Fairway for me to drop
you motherfucker.. winning your battles on mosty gay lines
Butler so flaming ...bro, we can't see you in daytime lolz
^i never do this! ...or mom disses.. ya ignorant kid
I damage opponents.. so how you think I'm flipping YOUR shit?
you aint hardcore! Peace Corps is what ya seeking
you In voluntary movements? ..well you'll have them after this beating
Dont you know i break bones for postin wack flows dummy?
now Butler in 4 casts.. clear skys and part sunny 16
You cant get shit from me, except a L and a cracked jaw
while Cutting you.. the look in ya eyes is what a Hack Saw
Punk.. i'm on some slasher flick shit... what'd you expect
put The Ring around your eye.. and the sequel 'round ya neck
I'm better than you! dont say i aint Evolved.. thats hate kid
but either way you're finshed.. these punches are still Ape shit
fuck ya 30 line battles! cmon champ, you're faking moves
so i'm ending ya Streak.. like game security do naked dudes
Looking for the fast way out? ...well peep the mental
take this short-cut on ya face.. to the hole in ya temple
i'm brutal.. i'll wreck you.. no one will look for you kid
see ya chick begged me "Spare him" ..so i cooked her you're ribs
you're terrified of losing.. so the pressure keeps you writing
yeah dude ya underweight... like the division you fight in
n you look Blue in the face.. not getting ass at all
so it seem like your complexion... is matching ya balls

muhfucka

Battle Summary

Butler dropped a dope 32 lines to start with, full of personals on Merc. Then Merc matched him dropping most definitely the best verse of his life. He came hard at Butler and took the battle 5-2, to end Butler’s reign and change the LBL forever. Dope battle and hugely historic.


Battle Background

LBL Championship Match - 16th July 2006

Butler

vs

Shake-Zula

Two WBL legends coming together for a battle sounds like it’s gonna be tight, and it definitely was. Butler had just beaten Roger Glocks in the champ match the week before, and Shake beat So Rell in the contendership match. So both had pretty tough battles, but they came through and won them setting this battle up.

Quote:

Shake-Zula's Verse

22


Hey..
After u see this, and the reaction u'll get from the voters....
Nvm ya pixelated pic, u'll still end up with a chip on ya shoulder
Maybe if I pass on some wisdom, the beef'll settle...
Want advice? "stay in school", u're still at a 3rd grade reading level
I'm suprised u can keep friends. U're a worthless joke...
Ya only boy calls u his wingman, coz u fly away when girls approach
And when it's late, normal people tend to snooze...
So they hit the sack...while u're on ya knees with a sack hittin' u
Plus ya fam's barely got any posessions at all...
The grinch only needed a free pocket to steal christmas from ya'll
U always throwin parties...got kegs and streamers...
Ya floor SHOULD be a mess.....but thank god for streetsweepers
I ain't fakin' son. I'll start unloadin' this shotgun...
And leave one in ya atrium, like when u performed in the commons
U had Glocks strugglin'...he was set to clown himself...
Confused......after hours of seeing his own reflection on ya scalp
Ya verse was a joke. Yeah, It wasn't that good, b...
But I see why u got more votes, u posted a pic of a shaved pussy
Fuck a "mean mug"...that ugly shit, is too brutal...
Ya coworkers protestin...tryn'a get another wall added to ya cubicle
U're kiddin'...It's gonna take a lot more to phase me...
Punches remind me of Peter Griffin...they ain't been workin' lately


...yep


Quote:

Butler's Verse

okay.
i was GONNA cop a bently... but aftr that verse? im callin' it quits.
clearly, suicides more suited for Shake then the style of doors on my whip..
^Zula.. for real. hop off a roof or somethin.. no, im not teasin ya
i usually want the truth, but i think if u went off alleged make things easier
im not hatin'... i feel this dood. believe it bro,
bein a douchebag-projectrhyme-clone aint a crime. so shake, ya free to go
u can't blame me for losin. im 2 days late. you really can't pull it now,
ngga... i gave you till saturday to edit the corny punchlines n all the bullshit out
an dont mistake the blurry photo an the run i had wit this guys sis,
wasnt the fuzz in my pic that cuffd her,beat that pussy up n got assdeep wit my knightstick
then i broke up wit his moms. cuz the fat hoe was a blimp an a target
Grocery store collapsed - soon as she went on the market.
recyclin' ya bboys trash. c'mon kid, the drops r just harmless.
yea, Shake IS God's .gif to earth,
......in the form of a snapshot of his garbage.
battlin' the champ wit generic lines.. how he tryna hate the boss??
when i culd barely clear my pocket size etch-a-sketch with a shake this soft,
fuck u and ya boyfriend.. givin rimjobs. nah theres no drugs, or keys they hav..
his mans just not allowed to wear thongs cuz thats where Shake keeps his 'stache
an licks the ass. they luv the cock. his dood even named his dick for this punk,
But Shake can never remeber it... this ngga always got it on the tip of his tounge.

Battle Summary

Butler was only into the 2nd week of his reign and with the verse that Shake dropped, you’d have thought it was gonna be his last. Shake’s verse was dope. Full of creative concepts, ill wordplay and tight wit. Then Butler dropped, and he dropped better. He had an etch-a-sketch bar that was crazy. Butler came through and took the win by a few votes.

Check the original battle thread HERE.

Battle Background

LBL Championship - 8th October 2006

DaTrusHurtz

vs

JTR

The championship match often brings about epic battles. Battles that will be put in archives and remembered forever. Long line battles that would get zero votes, yet due to it being the champ match, it receives the whole leagues attention. The best two battlers in the league at the time going at it over the title. It’s a beautiful thing. And this battle was most definitely a beautiful thing. Both battlers checked in, and even based off that you knew it was going to be a dope battle. They included pics of themselves and pics of their girlfriends. That’s a lot of ammo. And both used that ammo to the fullest, going 60 lines apiece. Remember what I said about epic? Yeah, that pretty much describes this.

Quote:

JTR's Verse

Actin like ya got fans callin ya name? Nah you Su-su-suck!
Man he couldn't make a crowd of retards yell "Da-Da-Da"
This fake aint known, for heavens sake get owned
Cuz Ripple drown ya ass til ya struggle and make ya own
Crowds wouldn't buy ya tickets, it'd be a loss man
We couldn't see The Truth Cel-tics watchin Pierce play for Boston
I'll come frequent with blows until i've beatin' this hoe
My right uppercut to his chin'll leave him eatin' his nose
Just take the hard smack, dawg, know you are wack
So in this fight i'll draw blood, like a goth in art class
Smart ass, i'm equiped, you're in trouble now that i'm armed
So this cattle get butchered like a fucking cow at the farm
You not hard at this crap, get sonned cuz I fathered ya crap
The way you drop wack enforced wordplay, cops started to rap
If you let ya words stray you gon' get the pound, dog
So gopher it!.. and get burried in the fucking ground, hog
And ya girl loves ta fuck me, she's never gettin fed-up
So i'll give ya girl a bone like...

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fucka fake personal after see'in that please disregard my earlier set up!
I aint likin' this dame, cuz she's frightenin' but hey
With that light bulb nose i'm sure she really brightens ya day
But c'mon dawg, that's and ugly bitch, i'm smashin' wit blows
Her cone shaped chin could stop traffic on roads
This baffling hoe's got bags under her eyes, i'd creep right by her
But if I was dating you I wouldn't be able to sleep at night either
She lets freaks ride her, whore, that's what she's handy for
Bitch has enough gum ontop of her teeth to open a candy store
I aint fake son, i'm speaking the truth 'bout this fake slut
I thought her gums was part of her upper lip and she messed up her make up =\
You shy now? Dun' worry I also take what I can get whenever I browse
And i'm sure she really floats ya boat with those paddle lookin eyebrowse
Though she got some style, and it's best you guys learn
That she's rockin blue suede shoes, to go along with those Elvis side burns
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/31/photo1.jpg
But even your girl ignores ya, I doubt she's takin your time
The only way'd you'd get a lap dance is by shakin your thighs
Keep denyin it dawg, but you're fat, so you can cry and just sob
Plus ya girl must love Harley Davidson cuz she's used to ridin' on hogs
I got pride, you suck D, not to mention that this guy is ugly
So don't gimme any lip! Or you won't have any left to hide ya buck teath
And fuck working a job i'll take the reward for saving our folk
Cuz I swear Osama might be hiding inside that cave in his nose
No fairytale ending for you, so you better wave goodbye now
Cuz you got Neverland scared rocking Captain Hooks hand as ya eyebrow
Dudes like "help i'm shook", got a blade and i'm a helpless crook
But when my knife gives you a cleancut it'll prolly help ya look
I'm definatly packin, and with a face like that ya girls definatly askin
She needs to tell her jaw to get it's act together cuz it's definatly slackin
Get soul-clapped by my crew bitch, and this verse shows i'm ruthless
So expect me to give a left to ya girls chin so hard it'll show improvement
Nah but on the real, sometimes you get lucky, this time I feel ya sufferin son
Cuz you musta had a stroke of bad luck pickin up a girl who suffered from one
I'm the best so fear it, you lookin' at best a queer kid
And ya facial features ugly like it was makin a guest appearance
In this you'll fail bitch... then get sonned, like an orphan, kid
Your caterpillar eyebrowse look like they're going through metamorphisis
I'm whoring kids, your features don't suit you, watch me wreck this
Those beady fucking eyes'd only look decent on a necklace
She's rockin those black bags, are you clockin her man?
I'm sure you tried to Popeye... wich also explains why she's rockin his chin
HAHAHA, i'm fucking sick with chicks, you aint got no game ya fucking kid
But I bet you got ya girl wanting to fall head over heals
...over that fucking bridge!

60 lines, g'luck Dawg


Quote:

DaTrusHurtz Verse

Quote:
Originally Posted by KempoMRK
Finally JTR is in the championship match. It’s taken him 26 weeks and countless contendership battle, or near there, fuckups to reach this place

I checked RV's HOF, n' bitch u'll get slapped fast
Legends never die?
... LEGENDS SHOULDN'T NEED HALF A YEAR TO MAKE A CHAMP MATCH
25 fuckin' battles? Ur not a threat, queer
Neil Armstrong coulda went to the moon in the time it took u to get here
LMAO @ that, n' there's no way this whore's clever
Ur rank's like a tracin' a fruitloop...
... it just seems to go in circles forever
Showin' late, not votin', the price has been paid
U've made a million fuckups...
... that don't compare to the mistake ur girl's made
I seen ur text streak, last time we faced, u were late geek
But u musta liked that verse a lot...
... cuz u recycled the SAME verse the next week
Now Kemp writes great mags, but ur still a lame fuck
But u got a top punch 2 weeks in a row...
... too bad it was the same punch!
Fags got no where to run to, my league's talent has done grew,
In fact, I saw a work of Art...
... knock u outta playoffs in 1-2
I'll set this shit straight, u rip lines from Resin n' greats,
Ur so under the influence, ur verses wobble all over the place



Ur pic battlin' slim?? I see how u fight for the win
But I'm glad u brought my girl in this...
...now we can slip n' slide off ur chin
Dude ur shit stinks, n' I dunno what this bitch thinks
But u've Pucker'd up so much, ur face could make me a mixed drink
I'm gonna evaluate ur girl, and even if u don't care
I'll see how u've made out ...
... with ur hand and some air
Ur scared of bein' stopped n', bitch ur gonna get dropped when
I'm lookin' forward to this...
... Ur lookin' forward like the boogeyman just popped in
I'm killin' the poor, n' I'm just gettin' rid of this whore
The light shed on ur face, is the only electricity u can afford
Now I coulda gave up, n' just let this be a disgrace
But I'm closin' the gap...hoody u got coverin' ur face
So fuck ur hoodie n' cap, if I wanna hear some good crap
I should listen to news more...
... I didn't know lil red riding hood could rap
Ewwwwww Jack, ur gruesome, n' RV, this dude's done
My opponent last week was at a baby shower...
... my one this week could use one
You love football, but ya girl isn't puttin' out these days
Call an audible, but it STILL won't get u any successful play
I'm goin' overseas cuz I wanna see new bitches n' hoes
I'm set to sail... a fuckin' gigantic ship off ur nose
Ur eyebrows are bushy as FUCK, the hell is that crap?
I could trim them... but I'd need an anvil, machete, and axe
Now I admit dawg, ur real hood, ur not some shit scum
Ur real gutta... is OBVIOUSLY where u got this bitch from




U can't outwrite me, ur fucked, just get ready to hurl geek
Ur in such a big hole, it was prolly dug by the mole on ya girl's cheek
U been talkin' a big game, but u just ain't shit turd
I got a hot bitch...
... u go out with a girl version of big bird!
She ain't stable, n' this whore's been given a label
Of havin' so many elements of ugly, she could form a periodic table
Ya girl's hairy, n' I want to know if ur tryin' to kid me
N' know how the FUCK, u started datin one of the dalmations of Disney
Ya bitch is easy to fool, u see what i'm viewing bitch
I'd pull the wool over her eyes...
... but her hair's already doin' this
I'm no fan of this gay, see i'm bein' candid today
Ya girl is so prop'd up, she could be a trash can in a play
I glanced at ur girl's bed, n' that bitch's yellin' in grieve
Cuz she bought a comforter... just to fuckin' tell u to Leave!
She's flexin' it too, I checked her reflection n' dude
Ya girl's got that look... goin' in the opposite direction of you
You were in love with the hoe, but now your spark is gone
U guys have so little chemistry, ya girl put safety goggles on
See I'm rippin' these queers, ya hoe's been consumin' some tears
With such fuckin' bug eyes, she could feed Timon and Pumbaa for years

I know this a long read, but hopefully enjoyable. Uppin for votes

Battle Summary

JTR dropped first and absolutely ripped the hell out of DaTrus’s gf, I bet he was crying after reading it. Obviously along with the disses aimed at DTH. Overall it made a dope verse, and DaTrus was taken aback by the 60 lines giving JTR an advantage. Yet DaTrus musta been full of creativity that night as he matched JTR and also ripped JTR and his gf. JTR must also have been crying. So after both dried their tears the votes came in, and it was very close. The tally came to 5 to DaTrusHurtz and 3 to JTR, extending DaTrus’s reign and depriving JTR of the LBL title once again. Epic, long and fun to read makes this a dope battle.

View the original battle thread HERE.


Battle Background

LBL Championship - 13th August 2006

Butler

vs

Shake-Zula

Shake got back into the championship match again; once again facing Butler who’d defended his title up until then. Shake clearly wanted revenge, he hadn’t beat Butler before and he’d made sure to stay in the league for the sole opportunity of facing him again. Butler had, as usual, been dropping dope verses for all of his title defences. Beating Mercules, Sonny Dimebags and SlicKnife since he last faced Shake. Shake had got here by beating Nasdeey, Erel Avent and JTR. The battle was set, and then extended until Friday due to time constraints.
Quote:

Butler's Verse

Shake-zula?
.
.
1st, i heard Ya rhymes. 2nd, i heard ya lectures
3rd, with my index over my mouth, saw ya name, n said the 1st 2 letters
Zula's utter trash. I had to way till friday just so he might show.
then empty my bank account in ordr to buy Shake enuff time to write dope,
cozzzzz.. i came here lookin for competition. an u can't speak gawd.
if i knew id be battlin' over-rated clones, I'da just stayed @ PR..
so, I gotta dash - to find some iller heads that i can rip to poultry
Shake gotta dash - surrounded by 2 letters representing his difficulty
YA still a net-zero Shake. 11 wins means shit wen i beast it all down
Put ya run on pause.............. 4 legs & leash in the dog house.
while U waxin ya tranny girflriend.. is she a G? yup..
.......wit a sack so low, its almost time for her re-up.
Ya simpl metaphors r too plain. ya homo Similies ill mangl an rip
son, only thing Id say symbolic about u... is, Shake is a #!@%$
i went to see wat movies were playin. saw the titles at the spot fucker
n all i came up with was wat 'must happen' to UR style & John Tucker
hoppd on the football field. hiked Shakes rhymebook aftr i drewup the play
no one was open, so i stepped outside the tackles.. an threw it away
nah it aint tranny. but his girls huge. meteoroligists luv this fuckn guy
they can now measure storm distance based solely off her thunder thighs
No. For real. she big as fuck.. im not just tryna offend ya
Shake's girl mooned a crowd - an offset the earths tide agenda.
this is just last weeks sequal. i mimmick the whole business.
coz Shake got Slick wording,
i broght the Nife & champ match asswhoopin to go with it
id stomp ya face thru the concrete. n pop ya bean for instance
wit the Tool on my hip - but that wuld put Shake an my dick in reachin distance
I switch ya whole rep nigga. watch it get caught up an hurt..
went from the "iLL" projectrhyme kid, to just my warm-up for Merc..
Ya recyclin' dont bother me.. its win-win against this gay fool.
cuz im also simultaneously smashin his best PRBA shit too...
an dont worry. i wont finish all the weed. so its not a problem.
see, i WILL leave Shake in a bag - except it'll b fully zipped from top to bottom


Quote:

Shake-Zula's Verse

How bout some originalty?
Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Krylon
While u waxin ya tranny girlfriend. is she a G? yup,
wit a sack so low, its almost time for her to re-up.

Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Yzeone
i even hyped ya sorry ass. Now it's the beast wit ya'll clowns
Put ya run on pause.... 4 legs and leash in the doghouse.



Looks like we both came with shovels in our clutches...
I used mine to dig ya grave, u used urs to come up with some punches
Meant to drop last night. I apologize, u've been patient...
I started reading ur verse, next thing I know, I'm woke up and it's 10am
Kid, I'd never imitate ya shit. I don't even respect u...
If I was doin that, half these lines would've been written before I met u
But u ain't recycling...I can see it well...
U're actually stuttering...
...u just so slow, it takes u a few weeks to repeat urself
U saw the match-up and got nervous. I ain't exaggeratin'...
Ya colon must'a been havin' a fire drill, the way ya bowels evacuated
32 lines? I guess u're tryn'a make this shit "classic"...
Hopin' that I'm consistent...at getting screwed in champ matches
I assume u rushed. Coz that's some awful shit, dork...
It's a soft key that's got me ready to use a soft key, Alt and F4
If u think I'm gonna let u win, don't hold ya breath...
U are leavin' ur mark here...coz u planned to kill me, with no success
I get sick when I think about how long u've held the shit...
Only way I ain't snatchin the title, is if it's an expert in self-defense
See, if u could avoid punches, that might be a problem...
But u ain't light on ya feet...
...u just wearin' those shoes with the lights on the bottom
U know u're less than me, i'll spell it out for u plain, brotha...
See, I ain't tryn'a do html codes when I type Butler<shake>Butler
Ya shit's horrible, dude. Just another stretched verse...
U THINK people are following u...but that's just ur Verizon network
Plus the ladies don't even want ya penis...
And u couldn't be gobblin' up the pussy if u were Norm Osborne's fetus
If u say I'm wack, u're either lyin' thru ur filfthy teeth...
Or somebody's been hacking ur account...
...and voting for me EVERY week
U overrated. So calm down, I could take u anyday...
Only way u'll bring moore to the table is if Demi agrees to a pity date
I don't think anybody's gonna acknowledge ya weak shit...
U should'a typed "Kill President" in ya verse...
...so at least the feds would bother to read it





...

Battle Summary

Butler dropped first. His verse was 32 lines long, and well, basically everyone of them was dope. The dash bar was one of those “…woah holy shit holy fuck goddaaaayum” punches that you rarely get to see. Then Shake dropped and matched. Haha, damn, his verse was ill as well. That colon line was hilarious. Dope verse from Shake. So it came down to the voters. Butler edged it by 2 votes, winning in a close one. This was the battle that marked shake-zula’s disappearance from battling, as he hasn’t been seen since. Praps he’s at home devising more lines to beat Butler haha, as Butler seemed to be the one obstacle he couldn’t overcome.

To view the original battle thread click HERE.
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