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Finals: Roast of Burden - winner gets $25
David Lama
April 21st, 2009, 01:00 AM Roast of Burden winner gets $25 Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only! http://file040b.bebo.com/11/large/20...392666758l.jpg you dont have to diss his pic. in fact please dont make this a bunch of pic disses. diss him about everything. whatever you want to diss him about here's a little ammo http://netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37289 that's all you get from me besides him being ..Hades on RapWorlds, Osiris on illesty and burd or burden everywhere else Participants EVERYONE, yes even you! ONLY Drop 12 lines no more, no less. any verses under or over 12 lines will be ignored. You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ. ..General Rules.. Once you drop, you can edit your verse. Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops = DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative And have fun. note to burden. im just doing this to finish an unfinished tourney. the subject is dead to me already. i mean we already talked about this. this is just another roast to me. [HR][/HR]e.r. April 21st, 2009, 04:18 PM e.r. is here... yo..this kid is a failure..and ANY crew he in fucka burd who cant fly..ill have him stuck to the ground like a penguin u so damn hopeless..why would anyone quote it? u can drop a diss.. and we'll find someone from bboys who wrote it you get hit here man.. theres really no debating Bam, Hawk, Sheckler.... you flip so much u belong in this list for pro skating dont be surprised when u getting no votes dude but HEY dont be sad..David Llama is always gonna end up quoting you fuck this fool real talk..Burd i could zoom through his flippin styles failed like Burdman Jr w/ his rock and autotune too like wat goes through ya head..man you'a fake looking at punch archives..trying to make a punch dope from '98 [HR][/HR].HotDogVendorMan. April 21st, 2009, 05:40 PM ^ ..what he said... ...plus.. Burdens no gangster, so tryna catch a blink of thats hard, Looking like Harry Potter & The Goblet of Homosexual Drinks at the Bar. & this clowns fashion style never got the ladies gettin crazy, Watch got an elastic band that stretches all the way back into the 80's. I know its a roast, but either way you'd never punish me with wit, I know right from wrong, but did you know its wrong you write other peoples shit? You lost credibility, flipping or not we still see it as a flop, so if Burd fattened his resume he mustv added 'Lost to Deon' at the top. I'm clear exciting, it's been a while but he still fears the writing, Aint hit a party since December, BYOB just means Burdens Year of Biting. No bang for your buck, ya talent sucks, just forget it guy, scram, Some1 explain how taking out a Shark's only worth about 25 clams?!?!??! all in fun [HR][/HR]The Commisioner April 21st, 2009, 06:20 PM http://netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37289 you've been stealing from many, don't make me unholster my semi no one'll care bout 'birdshot, his story's got enough holes in it all ready you're a sore and a leech, worst than any whore on the streets and ya text cred so low battling burden is more a relief can't escape history son, i'll leave ya cooked in an instant sure you got sonned by lama but your mom don't look any different you're nothing more than a dick dabbler- full blown a bitch battler been stretching the truth for so long your hymen will keep ripping after ya you got no integrity son, must have known that your text'd fail but those flips soo tasteless your grocery won't sell the pretzels kid don't get dates his face's homely and his texting fate's lowly so pathetic his whole career melted down to that second-place trophy [HR][/HR]Joe Metts April 21st, 2009, 09:06 PM Back. Peep it son. u need brush more or see a dentist. please, either one this nigga got the only breath that a straw needs a breather from now he wondering where his drink went. it put no hope in his pride when his homie had to tell him the straw puked most it over the side and on the real i heard this gay is a weasel and wimp world's biggest pimp cup w/ the guy furthest away from being a pimp maybe joey is dumb but where the hoes at because i'm noticing none forget the last line. thats not a pimp cup, it's the trophy he won but don't be a bum. if you work hard you'll get better wit time trust me. i would have the same expression if your reflection was mine but seriously, stop biting and get your fucking rhymes prepared just look ahead cause i promise you wont find any lines in there [HR][/HR]Hush April 22nd, 2009, 10:54 AM yowzers got caught biting, so elevation was the name of the mission most creative lines u eva wrote .......................were the explanations for flipping funny niggas ALMOST respected u last weekend how u using legends lines..n STILL like half decent look at his face, of course ima give em a hard time bet even the brows over his eyes are checking the archives pimply lame, how u gonna bounce back from this dude? its gonna take a coverup that could fix them skin issues cup half full or half empty? thats a small difference we know you got unlimited refills when ITS ALL BITTEN so BURDS A FUCKING FAGGOT, A FUCKING FAGGOT BURDEN figured I'd say it in a way he's accustomed n change the wording [HR][/HR]properHops April 22nd, 2009, 12:39 PM why the long face? cuz u got caught n ya done playa? u should still be stoked to win first prize at the Autism Fundraiser oh nvm, i know why ya stuff is mopey that dude behind u just One Guy One Cup'd ur trophy if u readin this , you should just stop nigga cuz peepin my verse'll put ya into Flipmode like Rah Digga i got lines for days, stamina that make the stars cry this mafucka gets burnt out just scrollin thru the archives fuck ya moms n shit, all whores get severed one look at this pic an they took the phrase 'geeked up' outta sports forever what the fuck u wearin, guy? u started buzzin? heres some hair advice: u look like Baron Mynds retarded cousin [HR][/HR]C. Gaffle April 22nd, 2009, 04:48 PM been away for a while, Flipped and bit, with no mediocre or aight couplets Halberd? We gave u the axe...n u still couldn't quite cut it & u were spoon fed material, chiming in like ya tough im puttin Bird on a rice n water diet...so he'll finally blowup Punk, tryna pussyfoot n laugh with da vets this biter went by the book Now i'll bring close to this painful chapter in text so stop it herb, theres nowhere to toss or turn away ya flips now we'll be mocking burd droppings fo sho...cuz they always shit & we aint cut from same cloth cat waitin for the fashion police to storm buildin ...beat u n' take ur grandpas watch back Dunno bout that shirt either,I know ur taste aint mackin cud tell dressins fly by night Burd...with those whack migration patterns somethin quick [HR][/HR]Thorne April 22nd, 2009, 05:44 PM burds past history of biting leaves me under astounded i thought textin' for $25 was dumb ..till i realized that amount could cover your outfit a pale whitee rockin blue tops we'd can tell ur a fag one shot would have this nigga lookin like the american flag maddened? dude next to him spiked his goblet n laughin' it was the first punch burd seen that didn't become part of his palette lama pulled your card and u tried to play it all off as tripe then wrote a breakdown.. on how all the concepts were 'almost alike'? fuck that, ur lame with ya writtens that were basically bitten now nobody has respect for u, ..well i guess nothings changed to begin with [HR][/HR]kungfugrip April 22nd, 2009, 11:07 PM nice haircut. dawg ur barber wasn't even partly sober look like he cut ur bangs in one stroke as he was falling over & this goofy fuck won't last with the veterans long no wonder the 'Ugly dude with Gelled bangs & a gay shirt' trend never caught on skinny ass faggot, ur frame is upsettin this Burden so light, a priest would laugh in my face at confession nice trophy. it kinda looks like it's mines or butler's. or Fracture's. you just in there lookin for lines nice shirt homo. that shit got u shamed for good i hope ur ride home involves car problems & a Blood neighbourhood & with a pizzaface like that, why u even trying man ur face look like u got handcuffed backwards & the key was in a frying pan SPECIAL TEAMZ [HR][/HR]Frank Metts April 23rd, 2009, 02:40 AM http://file040b.bebo.com/11/large/20...392666758l.jpg i havent seen a burd roasted this bad since Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation whos he goin to bite next.. ....to increase his fame, at the least its lame hold up .... i think goblet of fire bout to release some names i was like u 2? who bites then runs, this mono e mono dun now imma forever be known as the dude that killed Bonos son this G's mad, trying to hides those ears soo we couldnt see fag that those things are rocking drums will ferrell wouldnt tea bag u get pussy? 1st youd die bro, ud never get 1 on my hoes if somethin's checkin u out.. its the money u could of saved with geico your fucking barber must'a went clip happy, the shits sad, see its ironic i get the concept for yah hair style but it was flipped badly u praying for that tomorrow light, already know u the borrow type and whats with the snorkle?? you cant even drown your sorrows right [HR][/HR]David Lama April 25th, 2009, 04:58 PM ok vote up people no more verses voting is now open.. chose your top 3 in order... [HR][/HR].HotDogVendorMan. April 26th, 2009, 11:11 AM Damn I liked 4 of them lemme narrow it down best I can hush got caught biting, so elevation was the name of the mission most creative lines u eva wrote .......................were the explanations for flipping cup half full or half empty? thats a small difference we know you got unlimited refills when ITS ALL BITTEN so BURDS A FUCKING FAGGOT, A FUCKING FAGGOT BURDEN figured I'd say it in a way he's accustomed n change the wording proper why the long face? cuz u got caught n ya done playa? u should still be stoked to win first prize at the Autism Fundraiser oh nvm, i know why ya stuff is mopey that dude behind u just One Guy One Cup'd ur trophy if u readin this , you should just stop nigga cuz peepin my verse'll put ya into Flipmode like Rah Digga i got lines for days, stamina that make the stars cry this mafucka gets burnt out just scrollin thru the archives kung skinny ass faggot, ur frame is upsettin this Burden so light, a priest would laugh in my face at confession nice trophy. it kinda looks like it's mines or butler's. or Fracture's. you just in there lookin for lines nice shirt homo. that shit got u shamed for good i hope ur ride home involves car problems & a Blood neighbourhood franky ....to increase his fame, at the least its lame hold up .... i think goblet of fire bout to release some names u get pussy? 1st youd die bro, ud never get 1 on my hoes if somethin's checkin u out.. its the money u could of saved with geico your fucking barber must'a went clip happy, the shits sad, see its ironic i get the concept for yah hair style but it was flipped badly u praying for that tomorrow light, already know u the borrow type and whats with the snorkle?? you cant even drown your sorrows right ok so as it stands 1.properhops 2.frank/kung..kungs 3 were crisp, franks 4 were coo but definetly needed work on the wording 3.hush lama thats best i can do [HR][/HR]Hush April 26th, 2009, 11:36 PM everybody was funny 1 kung 2 deon 3 frank [HR][/HR]Killz April 26th, 2009, 11:52 PM 1 hush 2 kung 3 hops hush was fire [HR][/HR]ParaD0x April 28th, 2009, 09:21 PM 1. kungfugrip 2. hush 3. properhops & this goofy fuck won't last with the veterans long no wonder the 'Ugly dude with Gelled bangs & a gay shirt' trend never caught on skinny ass faggot, ur frame is upsettin this Burden so light, a priest would laugh in my face at confession nice trophy. it kinda looks like it's mines or butler's. or Fracture's. you just in there lookin for lines nice shirt homo. that shit got u shamed for good i hope ur ride home involves car problems & a Blood neighbourhood & with a pizzaface like that, why u even trying man ur face look like u got handcuffed backwards & the key was in a frying pan vs why the long face? cuz u got caught n ya done playa? u should still be stoked to win first prize at the Autism Fundraiser if u readin this , you should just stop nigga cuz peepin my verse'll put ya into Flipmode like Rah Digga i got lines for days, stamina that make the stars cry this mafucka gets burnt out just scrollin thru the archives what the fuck u wearin, guy? u started buzzin? heres some hair advice: u look like Baron Mynds retarded cousin got caught biting, so elevation was the name of the mission most creative lines u eva wrote .......................were the explanations for flipping pimply lame, how u gonna bounce back from this dude? its gonna take a coverup that could fix them skin issues cup half full or half empty? thats a small difference we know you got unlimited refills when ITS ALL BITTEN so BURDS A FUCKING FAGGOT, A FUCKING FAGGOT BURDEN figured I'd say it in a way he's accustomed n change the wording [HR][/HR]properHops May 1st, 2009, 02:18 PM kung hush thorne honorable mention to franks hair concept line [HR][/HR]David Lama May 2nd, 2009, 04:27 PM kung had crispy wording on this. it was smooth as hell. you got the feeling he wasnt trying at all when reading his verse since his verse came off effortless. which is what made some of his lines hit even harder. he didnt really have anything amazing but as a whole he did have the harder hitting and best put together verse out of all the ones that were dropped in this roast of burden. hush and hops werent that far behind kung in this one.. both of those dudes came with some funny and hard lines.. i just feel like kung edged it in the wording category. frank came in fourth to me due to having a couple of lines i didnt like but he started out his verse with some bangers. just lost the heat after a few lines.. kung gets it.. hops and hush get a 2nd place tie and frank gets a third place or fourth place.. uh you know what i mean.. [HR][/HR]David Lama May 2nd, 2009, 04:28 PM kungfugrip wins the roast of burden and wins the $25 |
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