02-19-2020, 10:45 AM | #1 |
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Meme
Meme - an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
...... Time to set the wheels in motion with no real emotion You close minded clones still don't know how to open It's like y'all robots encoded with no thoughts or focus Go with God jokers, everyone knows you not woke bitch Like Heath's overdose in '08, I go JFK so there's no debate I tell/advise to not show your face, I'm who you 'post to thank I'm no Bruce Wayne but all these clowns I've grown to hate Each foe is slain like Lois Lane when there's no S-Cape No escape; constructive criticism builds anticipation Shame I'm inhospitable like my stuttering aunt-is-a-patient So just pray I leave you in tact, I bitch slap complainers I'll make mince-meat out of you like emptying tic tac containers Plus us cagey fucks play a bluff like we made it up We stay above all your miscellaneous missiles aimed at us You shooting blanks, I'm throwing punches like Jimmy Hoffa's son Remember you charge with a gun and with a knife you run My sex drive is nuts... A Porsche, Cadillac or a Stinger I bet you got a Toyota like a Mandalorian action figure A toy Yoda, *snickers*, add you to the sea of victims I got such a clean cut image you can see blood in it Not concerned with your existence, bitches like to hear themselves talk That's existential, but an ex's stench'll never wear off Your death's not in vain, I got you drained like a faucet When I take aorta like the accent of a waitress in Boston The fuck you take me for... like a condom; which of course ripped Now you got a hog to support kid, I should call you a-boar-shin (ignore this) Excuse my corniness, I'm just not the alcohol type It's sickeningly ironic how the coronavirus is in the limelight But take it with a grain of salt, your teeth sink in and bite this And if you drop a meme it probably means you didn't write it (I did) You wait in the wings like a turbine, my first class seat is higher I'm a frequent flier like advertising a eat in diner But it seems my admirers all oddly lobby against me Like you pressed L on a elevator then hopped off and left me Can't see the forest for the trees, I'm pulled to the clearing and pounced Y'all probably wouldn't hear-me-out unless my parole hearing's announced Yet you scream and shout and expect all your lyrics to count Top 5 here isn't in doubt; deadman, myself... is there anyone else? Now you all petty and pout, usually in the middle of your laughter Forever a non factor, y'all two or three syllable rappers So to recap I reek havoc, a fantasy story is tragic What happens if Walter Mitty is rapping? I can only imagine The gravity of the situation can no longer carry you through You fearing the truth, it's scary to you when the stereo's mute So if you wonder why I'm up in space staring at you... It's cuz I can only watch you drone on and on from an aerial view You don't have a voice like Ariel dude, you ain't instrumental, who knew? I'd sooner wet my whistle then play second fiddle to you You may be uptight beyond repair, but something's so screwed You call in sick to your own school, I call-in-feral like Phone Booth Stuck behind a force-field like gropers, I can see you through it Split up the word meme (me/me), call it the Me 2 movement Take ya girl on the town, but it's not very prudent Cuz every Man-delay-bay like the Las Vegas shooting They all gun-ho for the booty, they tag team her from the start Hi ho Silver like a Diablo pick up line, that's for the magazine, Lars You drive-thru vets are far too meta, but it's the best part You never in park, it's no wonder you never met a benchmark Lighten up partner, your wife is prepared for conversion Meaning she polly wants a cracker... like what my parrot is learnin' (ha) And we'd make quite the pair, you're probably scared you deserve it It seems these days you need a cage just to carry the burden Carry the bird-in; my circle's starting to appear oval I'm trying to keep on an even keel but they want me to keel over I'm a figure of speech like a metaphor, and never a short read Take your seat, my stable hand moves at race horse speed I'll leave you in between where the welcome mat and floor meets But everything hinges on the fact that you should adore me Your shit is whack and boring, shoulda left your trash in the dump I adjust to pressure stacking up but it's nerve racking as fuck Like a factory bruh, and all my lies stay unspoken Can't convey my emotions, my assembly line's straight up broken I'm game as deer in the forest, you spent your career as a hoarder Steering through borders, I don't have OCD but I fear the disorder And I always knew a mirror can torture like American soldiers Fuck 1-2 punch, all ya nine's pre-ten'd like numerical order I'm a loot-tenant like criminal landlords, this is my last resort Ask Christopher Nolan, you view Tenet the same way back and forwards When I get close I dont just pick the GOAT, I challenge your forum What you bitches post just sticks-n'-stones like excalibur's sword Quit Stalin like you're a communist, greatness is streamlined quick You couldn't catch a fleetin' glimpse with war footage of a sea of ships The child is father of the man, like Wordsworth profoundly delivered Can't drown in literature, today a word's worth a thousand pictures Can't have a meme without an image, now watch this text decay Vets just brag their shit's contained in septic tanks, except it tanks I should bide my time, then you all could die in vain But Heinz-site's 2020... ketchup's copyright webpage (lol sorry) I don't loom over the game with an aluminum frame, but you prolly should Cuz you act ridiculous-Lee like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood If art imitates life then every bar is random I once met the star Ted Danson and then started-dancin' Give a fuck where my hardhat's landing, my territory spelling... Once I get the lay of the land I could tear a Tori Spelling I'm legend-dairy like Harvey Milk... alright enough of this useless drivel If I was stupid and disheveled I wouldn't stoop to your level I can't ever stress it enough, legends are the definition of past tense But you can't illicit reactions with the illest sitting inactive So I'll take a stand for the masses, keep this forum alive with my actions You might disagree but good luck trying to match it Soon as you light the wic, ashes; Y'all robots to interact with All you A.I.'s check my beginner's guide... Yeah... We talking about practice... http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=142140
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02-19-2020, 05:45 PM | #2 |
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nerve fracking could have been good used there
I read it all might have to diss you in response
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02-19-2020, 07:42 PM | #3 |
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You're really good but the corny wordplay got nauseating after so many.
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02-19-2020, 08:15 PM | #4 |
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I'm legend-dairy like Harvey Milk
What makes you think it's a good idea to post this? It's so corny and bad. There are many other examples. |
02-19-2020, 11:50 PM | #5 |
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Putting in work. This was dope.
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02-21-2020, 11:42 PM | #6 |
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Bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-22-2020, 04:29 AM | #7 |
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I tell/advise to not show your face, I'm who you 'post to thank
I'm no Bruce Wayne but all these clowns I've grown to hate Each foe is slain like Lois Lane when there's no S-Cape No escape; constructive criticism builds anticipation Shame I'm inhospitable like my stuttering aunt-is-a-patient |
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