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Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 12:06 AM

I got the cool funny fat guy routine down packed.

Im a dickhead in a joking way mostly just my personality though. Sometimes i get friendzoned some times i don't. Doesn't matter cause female friends leads to other females. Works out. I know most this site doesn't think big dudes get laid but its false. Would never claim to be a pimp but i do fine. Even Frank doesn't understand how i get some of the women i do. Its all about be comfortable and making them feel comfortable. Im older now. Looking for something more solid. Not crazy worried about how fly she is or whatever.

Only job i ever got laid at was when i was managing at home depot. Overnights were the jumpppppp off.

Bodey · 01-27-2013, 12:12 AM

yeah, really, as long as you dont smell bad, your personality can make up for your physical cons. i've met super beautiful guys before that immediately became ugly to me because their personalities sucked me dry. and just cuz you're big, doesnt necessarily mean you're bad-looking. chris farley has always been cute to me, and he got huge before he died.

kevin james, the dude from king of queens, he's not bad looking at all and he's a big guy. but then again, both him and chris farley both have loveable personalities.

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 12:13 AM

It's funny.. I actually knew the mom of this girl first.. for like yeeears lol

I went to school w/ the girl tho.. I just never noticed her really.. but the mom I ended up working w/ when I was like 18... I didn't meet her daughter(again) til I was like 22-23.

I ended up being friends w/ the girl & coming over & partying w/ her & her family at their house.. like alot.. after work.. days off ect. We'd drink, smoke, do blow, cookout, just whatever.. PARTYING our asses off. Well me & the girl been going at it in the bedroom for a few weeks... mom knows this... she enlisted my services one night over 2 bottles of red wine & a gram of some reeeal good coke.. I couldn't bust so I was hitting it like allll night & morning til we had to go to work ina few hours.

After that, things weren't the same for me & hanging out w/ that family. Somebody ran they damn mouth.

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 12:16 AM

Word Joe I see ur type, I don't knock the big mans hustle lol ...do u.

I remember graveyard shift at 7-11... talk about the jumpoff forreaaal.

We used to rob the shit outta that place too.

Niggas fired me for stealing rolls of lottery tickets. wtf kinda shit is that?

SiK · 01-27-2013, 12:17 AM

smh

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 12:18 AM

Im sexy bodey. When i don't have my duck dynasty beard anyway lol

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 12:20 AM

So when'd u start fuckin' w/ photoshop, Joe?

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 12:22 AM

I don't get the question lol

Bodey · 01-27-2013, 12:23 AM

yeah, the beardlessness works for you, for sure. i can so see the big guy game

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 12:24 AM

U did something to that picture.

Ur face is thin.

rofl

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 12:25 AM

It's going soon. Tired of looking like i don't care how my face looks haha

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 12:34 AM

Nah man, would never stoop to that. Kinda offended. Like i aint a real g.

Here's the original pic.

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 12:52 AM

Bro I am j/f w/ u. lmao

Come on now.

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 01:13 AM

That shit gets on my nerves lol

uh-oh · 01-27-2013, 01:14 AM

metts dont lose the beard bro

i feel like samson losing his hair whenever i trim mine

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 01:14 AM

What gets on ur nerves?

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 01:18 AM

This site acting like im permanent bedrest fat lol

And i got to uhoh. Pussy game literally has been doo doo since i grew this thing. Might get my first ever chin strap.

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 01:21 AM

lmsssoo

Dead@Bedrest fat for one.

For 2.. don't get a Cronus bro.. but if u do.. don't make it ultra thin & see thru.. it will look homo as fuck.

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 01:24 AM

My barber is the truth. He'll know what to do.

Strikta · 01-27-2013, 01:30 AM

Word.

Joe how bout them Wizards?

01-27-2013, 12:06 AM	#21
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	I got the cool funny fat guy routine down packed. Im a dickhead in a joking way mostly just my personality though. Sometimes i get friendzoned some times i don't. Doesn't matter cause female friends leads to other females. Works out. I know most this site doesn't think big dudes get laid but its false. Would never claim to be a pimp but i do fine. Even Frank doesn't understand how i get some of the women i do. Its all about be comfortable and making them feel comfortable. Im older now. Looking for something more solid. Not crazy worried about how fly she is or whatever. Only job i ever got laid at was when i was managing at home depot. Overnights were the jumpppppp off.

01-27-2013, 12:13 AM	#23
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	It's funny.. I actually knew the mom of this girl first.. for like yeeears lol I went to school w/ the girl tho.. I just never noticed her really.. but the mom I ended up working w/ when I was like 18... I didn't meet her daughter(again) til I was like 22-23. I ended up being friends w/ the girl & coming over & partying w/ her & her family at their house.. like alot.. after work.. days off ect. We'd drink, smoke, do blow, cookout, just whatever.. PARTYING our asses off. Well me & the girl been going at it in the bedroom for a few weeks... mom knows this... she enlisted my services one night over 2 bottles of red wine & a gram of some reeeal good coke.. I couldn't bust so I was hitting it like allll night & morning til we had to go to work ina few hours. After that, things weren't the same for me & hanging out w/ that family. Somebody ran they damn mouth.

01-27-2013, 12:16 AM	#24
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Word Joe I see ur type, I don't knock the big mans hustle lol ...do u. I remember graveyard shift at 7-11... talk about the jumpoff forreaaal. We used to rob the shit outta that place too. Niggas fired me for stealing rolls of lottery tickets. wtf kinda shit is that?

01-27-2013, 12:17 AM	#25
SiK Sergeant Slaughter Join Date: Mar 1986 Posts: 1,913 Battle Record: 13-4 Rep Power: 3648784	smh

01-27-2013, 12:18 AM	#26
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	Im sexy bodey. When i don't have my duck dynasty beard anyway lol

01-27-2013, 12:20 AM	#27
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	So when'd u start fuckin' w/ photoshop, Joe?

01-27-2013, 12:22 AM	#28
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	I don't get the question lol

01-27-2013, 12:24 AM	#30
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	U did something to that picture. Ur face is thin. rofl

01-27-2013, 12:25 AM	#31
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	It's going soon. Tired of looking like i don't care how my face looks haha

01-27-2013, 12:34 AM	#32
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	Nah man, would never stoop to that. Kinda offended. Like i aint a real g. Here's the original pic.

01-27-2013, 12:52 AM	#33
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Bro I am j/f w/ u. lmao Come on now.

01-27-2013, 01:13 AM	#34
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	That shit gets on my nerves lol

01-27-2013, 01:14 AM	#35
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	metts dont lose the beard bro i feel like samson losing his hair whenever i trim mine

01-27-2013, 01:18 AM	#37
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	This site acting like im permanent bedrest fat lol And i got to uhoh. Pussy game literally has been doo doo since i grew this thing. Might get my first ever chin strap.

01-27-2013, 01:21 AM	#38
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	lmsssoo Dead@Bedrest fat for one. For 2.. don't get a Cronus bro.. but if u do.. don't make it ultra thin & see thru.. it will look homo as fuck.

01-27-2013, 01:24 AM	#39
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	My barber is the truth. He'll know what to do.

01-27-2013, 01:30 AM	#40
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Word. Joe how bout them Wizards?