02-15-2014, 04:35 PM | #1 |
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I got no puss on Valentine's Day
lmao was too goddamn tired after work
ordered in pizza, sank a couple beers, headed to bed with the electric blanket on and fell fast asleep haha i'm engaged though, those with live-in partners know it aint no biggie as there's always the next night A WIGGER GON' MAKE UP FOR IT TONIGHT, FINGERS IN ASS AND ALL BET.
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02-15-2014, 04:39 PM | #2 |
THAT dope
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feel the pain.. accept it was due to a buddy i havent seen in ages being in town showing up at my place with a couple other homies witha bunch of cocaine n booze pretty much right when we got home from dinner.
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02-15-2014, 04:42 PM | #3 |
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lmao it was our producers birthday today, did plan on heading to the venue later tonight but the first act aint even on until like 11.20pm
mrs lars gonna get that work
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02-15-2014, 05:08 PM | #4 |
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Lars retarded, LMAO. "Finger in the butt and all"
Wait, what? I hope her ass... Not yours, bro. |
02-15-2014, 05:19 PM | #5 |
maths da dawg
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02-15-2014, 05:25 PM | #6 |
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02-15-2014, 06:13 PM | #7 |
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Sounds like you are all set for marriage.
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02-15-2014, 06:16 PM | #8 |
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Only pussy u should have is your wife, No sharing pussy. lol
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02-15-2014, 06:18 PM | #9 |
Bags will be avenged
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don't feel bad I'm married and I smoked too much weed & fell asleep before getting any
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02-16-2014, 05:36 AM | #10 |
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lmao you guys missed the 'is it gay if your girl puts a finger up your ass' thread?
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02-16-2014, 09:39 AM | #11 |
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Been in jail since thurs. Ol' girl picks up with v-day gift and I have a valid excuse on why I don't have one for her.
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