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08-19-2014, 10:34 PM | #202 | |
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08-20-2014, 12:28 AM | #204 |
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@Aero, how many views will this thread get? I could see it topping 3,000 easily if our storyteller continues.
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I get that, but he chose the pen and it should be relevant... you could've at least had Supa Dave show up in the story and use the pen to make a homemade prison tat gun. the line must be drawn here! |
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I've got the juice, V.
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attention sharp. Batty and I had a good talk today and I realize that I did in fact say that the key was to open the doors and i promise i did not mean to. forgive this typo. there is no plot hole however, as your death gives you just what you wanted, i will wait for you to figure that out. plus you are still in the story.....
@Batty I appreciate your point, would you like a story? A: yes B: no
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*poof* you obsvere a vast barren landscape. You see Dancake atop a mountain in the distance with your super vision. You contemplate heading in his direction, when suddenly your pocket vibrates, it is your cell phone, it is a call from "6019173913"
do you: A: answer it B: ignore it and pursue dancake
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you focus your mind and attempt to create. a cannister of baby oil suddenly appears in front of your face and drops down to the ground. You shake your head "no no" you say...you try again: This time you really focus *Poof* you see suddenly a picture of bags float down in front of you, then all of a sudden another picture of bags falls. you look down and see both lying there. one picture has you standing over bags with him holding your pockets, the other has you and bags holding hands walking through an apple orchard. Do you: A: pick up bags holding pockets B: pick up bags holding hands
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Time dilates. HOOOOOOLLLLYYYYYY SHHHHIIITTTTT you hear Carmicheal say as you jerk the wheel to the right hard. The vehicle careens down the embankment and tumbles numerous times shaloming you and the guys all around the car like cow shit in a twister.
carnage. At some point you come to and assess the situation. You have been impaled in your abdomen with some shrapnel, Mark is nearly unconsiuos and babbling inchoherently about "i don't understand...your eyes are glowing....". Teh boys in the back are obviously dead. The engine is on fire....and spreading. Do you: A: help mark B: help yourself
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"I will do it" you bravely say.
"thank you Walt" the elder says you mosey back over to the rocks and try and swim into the ocean but alas the tide grips you and pulls you in. you try again, same, you try again, same. you try again, same. ad infinitum. you return to the rocks dejected. you appear to be sleepy and wish to rest, weary from your day's failed toils. Do you: A: plan to try again tom? B: think of a new plan?
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The colors swirl. Your little dick starts getting aroused, it feels pulsating. You rush for the women like a savage, you run your hands up and down the girl while hunching on the woman they both scream and cry and claw but you feel nothing. The policeman, initially shocked, comes to and rushes at you: do you
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You have spent the last 15 years, your twilight working dilligently to prove them wrong. Their stupid brains could never understand the potential of your scientific work. You had the vision, The beings contacted you, they showed you where the plants grew, they gave you the design of how to harvest it. They told you not why you were chosen, though you always, since you were a boy, thought yourself special. perhaps God was choosing you for some great feat? On the day you discovered the powers of the chemical in the plant you were amazed at how it made that monkey act, it bent the bars of it's cage and suddenly dissapeared. All personal vendettas and ego were temporarily suspended as you consider what this would do to humanity, how it could help! Do you: A: keep the results secret and try and find humans to test it on B: share the knowledge with those of importance and power in the govt
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you return to upstairs with your daughter in tow. You creek open the door and you see that there is no one there now. Your daughter says: "daddy I am sleepy, but scared, will you sleep with me to protect me?"
do you: A: tell her she is a big girl and it was all a bad dream B: lay down next to her in the bed until she falls asleep
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no way this shit is getting FDA- approval. Not slopping more power on the powerful's plates.
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I'd like to try this.
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