Destroyer 2-1 vs FGR 2-1 - FGR WINS

Sharp · 07-20-2020, 08:43 PM

Netcees Pic League

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@Destroyer

@FGR

Destroyer · 07-20-2020, 09:50 PM

pics all have the same theme. Lonely and feeling glum...
here he took a pic with the third wheel, cuz he always ends up being one
u at work cuz? I don’t give a fuck cuz this nerd sucks
haven’t seen this much shitty dry wall since the last time u threw a verse up
Most cats say they’ll give ammo. Then throw up a pic in some cruddy pants
but I like the mirror angle cuz there i can only see like 1/8th of ur ugly ass
this dude is dough nuts. But des doesn’t think that jelly gets it...
u sposed to put the phone on the stick bro, not take the actual selfie with it
it might fit ur style but it’s clear to me that shirt isn’t willing...
I haven’t seen black push that hard against a thin blue line since the George Floyd killing
I’m saying ur fat bro. I think a diet would be smart.
watch ur macros. & it’s good that u keep an eye on ur heart

FGR · 07-21-2020, 10:42 PM

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Look under ur eyes bro. ya whole face is full of fatigue
Bags so vicious I thought he signed in & is a sure lock for champing this league
I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads
Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads
Even if yall don't die, I'll still be happy leaving you unconscious on the blacktop
I'll keep hitting until ur seeing more stars then that fucking backdrop
Your face I'm smashing n bashing.. won't stop unless your shits gushing
It'll be a double entendre 'kicking your ass', by roundhousing u in that butt chin
I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say..
It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday
With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters
Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters

evaD · 07-22-2020, 04:43 AM

Mirror angle
Selfie stick (LMAO)
Eye on heart

Vs

Bags
Bat
Butt chin (fire)

Selfy stick was funny and probably lotb for me. I got it even on highlights and butt chin was hilarious too. I think the rest of FGR verse hit better because the pic observations were more accurate (third wheel didn’t really make any sense with the pic for example)

Vote - FGR

UPN Zuch · 07-24-2020, 10:15 AM

Third wheel and selfie stick was cool

Vs

Bags and bar to the head were cool. Wednesday was fire

Vote FGR

Zaddy · 07-26-2020, 01:22 AM

pics all have the same theme. Lonely and feeling glum...
here he took a pic with the third wheel, cuz he always ends up being one
ok lol
u at work cuz? I don’t give a fuck cuz this nerd sucks
haven’t seen this much shitty dry wall since the last time u threw a verse up
nah
Most cats say they’ll give ammo. Then throw up a pic in some cruddy pants
but I like the mirror angle cuz there i can only see like 1/8th of ur ugly ass
thought you were going somewhere else with this, wasn’t feeling the route you took
this dude is dough nuts. But des doesn’t think that jelly gets it...
u sposed to put the phone on the stick bro, not take the actual selfie with it
lmao
it might fit ur style but it’s clear to me that shirt isn’t willing...
I haven’t seen black push that hard against a thin blue line since the George Floyd killing
this was super duper fire
I’m saying ur fat bro. I think a diet would be smart.
watch ur macros. & it’s good that u keep an eye on ur heart
this sucked

Vs

Look under ur eyes bro. ya whole face is full of fatigue
Bags so vicious I thought he signed in & is a sure lock for champing this league
solid opener
I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads
Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads
this took me a min to finally get but not bad, ok line here
Even if yall don't die, I'll still be happy leaving you unconscious on the blacktop
I'll keep hitting until ur seeing more stars then that fucking backdrop
decent
Your face I'm smashing n bashing.. won't stop unless your shits gushing
It'll be a double entendre 'kicking your ass', by roundhousing u in that butt chin
too wordy here, nah
I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say..
It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday
goneee
With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters
Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters
nah

got FGT winning by a hair

UserName · 07-26-2020, 09:23 AM

Des -

u at work cuz? I don’t give a fuck cuz this nerd sucks
haven’t seen this much shitty dry wall since the last time u threw a verse up
Most cats say they’ll give ammo. Then throw up a pic in some cruddy pants
but I like the mirror angle cuz there i can only see like 1/8th of ur ugly ass
this dude is dough nuts. But des doesn’t think that jelly gets it...
u sposed to put the phone on the stick bro, not take the actual selfie with it

FGR -

I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads
Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads
I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say..
It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday
With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters
Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters

This was close, lol. I honestly struggled picking one of you over the other. Des felt like he got lazy with his wording a bit here, and the Floyd line was mehhhh to me. FGR had some great ideas conceptually, but he just didnt word them well, i.e. butt chin and seeing stars. I really liked the Wednesday line from FGR, but overall I'm edging this one to Des due to the appeal of his overall clowning style more and the lines i didn't like weren't as rough around the edges.

V - Des

Bomb Bard · 07-26-2020, 01:44 PM

pics all have the same theme. Lonely and feeling glum...
here he took a pic with the third wheel, cuz he always ends up being one
it might fit ur style but it’s clear to me that shirt isn’t willing...
I haven’t seen black push that hard against a thin blue line since the George Floyd killing

Almost quoted the phone shit but I wasn’t feeling much of your verse des

Vs

Look under ur eyes bro. ya whole face is full of fatigue
Bags so vicious I thought he signed in & is a sure lock for champing this league
I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads
Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads
Even if yall don't die, I'll still be happy leaving you unconscious on the blacktop
I'll keep hitting until ur seeing more stars then that fucking backdrop
I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say..
It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday
With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters
Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters
(Closer was light but had impact

Pretty one sided here. FGR was just more creative/humor/personal

V/FGR

Sharp · 07-26-2020, 04:49 PM

@Zaddy your vote doesn't have a winner. Mind pming me who you thought won? Here or discord is fine. Appreciate it.

Ouch · 07-26-2020, 07:52 PM

There was no stand out line of the battle to me.

I read Des stuff and thought it was ok... not bad...

I’m saying ur fat bro. I think a diet would be smart.
watch ur macros. & it’s good that u keep an eye on ur heart

that was straight

this dude is dough nuts. But des doesn’t think that jelly gets it...
u sposed to put the phone on the stick bro, not take the actual selfie with it

that was ok

The rest nah... can only see an 8th of you, obviously you can see his whole body. So, no. Dunno what shitty dry wall has to do with throwing a verse up... no.

His was just alright.

FGK -

I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads
Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads
Even if yall don't die, I'll still be happy leaving you unconscious on the blacktop
I'll keep hitting until ur seeing more stars then that fucking backdrop

those lines were pretty good... all had to do with the pic and somewhat witty but somewhat generic but decent

I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say..
It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday
With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters
Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters

those were all dope... especially the first adams family line

I've got to......... not by a landslide but pretty clear to me....

Vote - FGK

Sharp · 07-27-2020, 09:20 AM

@FGR @Destroyer

07-21-2020, 10:42 PM	#3
FGR AHHHHHHH Join Date: May 2013 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 558 Battle Record: 16-17 Rep Power: 8596595	. . Look under ur eyes bro. ya whole face is full of fatigue Bags so vicious I thought he signed in & is a sure lock for champing this league I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads Even if yall don't die, I'll still be happy leaving you unconscious on the blacktop I'll keep hitting until ur seeing more stars then that fucking backdrop Your face I'm smashing n bashing.. won't stop unless your shits gushing It'll be a double entendre 'kicking your ass', by roundhousing u in that butt chin I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say.. It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters __________________ . ..death to all RIGHT RIGHT!! Last edited by FGR; 07-21-2020 at 10:45 PM.

07-26-2020, 07:52 PM	#10
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	There was no stand out line of the battle to me. I read Des stuff and thought it was ok... not bad... I’m saying ur fat bro. I think a diet would be smart. watch ur macros. & it’s good that u keep an eye on ur heart that was straight this dude is dough nuts. But des doesn’t think that jelly gets it... u sposed to put the phone on the stick bro, not take the actual selfie with it that was ok The rest nah... can only see an 8th of you, obviously you can see his whole body. So, no. Dunno what shitty dry wall has to do with throwing a verse up... no. His was just alright. FGK - I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads Even if yall don't die, I'll still be happy leaving you unconscious on the blacktop I'll keep hitting until ur seeing more stars then that fucking backdrop those lines were pretty good... all had to do with the pic and somewhat witty but somewhat generic but decent I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say.. It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters those were all dope... especially the first adams family line I've got to......... not by a landslide but pretty clear to me.... Vote - FGK __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

07-22-2020, 04:43 AM	#4
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 697 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156644	Mirror angle Selfie stick (LMAO) Eye on heart Vs Bags Bat Butt chin (fire) Selfy stick was funny and probably lotb for me. I got it even on highlights and butt chin was hilarious too. I think the rest of FGR verse hit better because the pic observations were more accurate (third wheel didn’t really make any sense with the pic for example) Vote - FGR

07-26-2020, 09:23 AM	#7
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228862	Des - u at work cuz? I don’t give a fuck cuz this nerd sucks haven’t seen this much shitty dry wall since the last time u threw a verse up Most cats say they’ll give ammo. Then throw up a pic in some cruddy pants but I like the mirror angle cuz there i can only see like 1/8th of ur ugly ass this dude is dough nuts. But des doesn’t think that jelly gets it... u sposed to put the phone on the stick bro, not take the actual selfie with it FGR - I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say.. It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters This was close, lol. I honestly struggled picking one of you over the other. Des felt like he got lazy with his wording a bit here, and the Floyd line was mehhhh to me. FGR had some great ideas conceptually, but he just didnt word them well, i.e. butt chin and seeing stars. I really liked the Wednesday line from FGR, but overall I'm edging this one to Des due to the appeal of his overall clowning style more and the lines i didn't like weren't as rough around the edges. V - Des

07-26-2020, 01:44 PM	#8
Bomb Bard FUCK YOU Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,041 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 8436724	pics all have the same theme. Lonely and feeling glum... here he took a pic with the third wheel, cuz he always ends up being one it might fit ur style but it’s clear to me that shirt isn’t willing... I haven’t seen black push that hard against a thin blue line since the George Floyd killing Almost quoted the phone shit but I wasn’t feeling much of your verse des Vs Look under ur eyes bro. ya whole face is full of fatigue Bags so vicious I thought he signed in & is a sure lock for champing this league I bring that Negan style w/ a smile... Lucille swinging until the blood spreads Watch me re-enact this pic when I put a bat to the back of your heads Even if yall don't die, I'll still be happy leaving you unconscious on the blacktop I'll keep hitting until ur seeing more stars then that fucking backdrop I think that's a Morticia costume right? That's what I'd say.. It's hard to tell..cuz standing next to your old ass makes her look like Wednesday With a hairline/face like that.. we don't have to worry about hiding our daughters Went for the Gomez Addams but due to balding ended up looking like John Waters (Closer was light but had impact Pretty one sided here. FGR was just more creative/humor/personal V/FGR