pregnancy scare - Page 3

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 04:52 PM

giv a man a crumpet & he'll breakfast for a day,. teache a man to krump it & he'l breakdance for a lifetime (ps.. the man is a policemabn!!)

and do any of u have kids... ? if so were they a mistake or real plan like movie night.. (u plan movie night)

Boredom · 08-01-2013, 04:52 PM

this has to be one of the funniest threads in a minute tbh.

Zombie · 08-01-2013, 04:55 PM

What the fuck?

Pregnant, nope not. wow you scared me.

*shrugs*

Split · 08-01-2013, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth

Genuinely excited for all of strik's thread about children.

No room for me to talk tho.

My girl thought she was pregnant in like March (same girl I posted a pic back in 2011 and @Hush and @Bags roasted me like beef for tbc) and I was honestly scared as fuck. Not even close to ready for that shit son.

Anyway, grats to u dudes.

Story pls

i'm planning on giving this girl megan a pregnancy scare nomsayin?

Big Tree · 08-01-2013, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

giv a man a crumpet & he'll breakfast for a day,. teache a man to krump it & he'l breakdance for a lifetime (ps.. the man is a policemabn!!)

and do any of u have kids... ? if so were they a mistake or real plan like movie night.. (u plan movie night)

Hell yeah bruh I got 7 kids. I dont rock condoms. Thats not how tree rolls.
(yes i hate the accidental weed/dick puns involved with my name too)

Zombie · 08-01-2013, 04:56 PM

@Meth @Void

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 05:00 PM

lol @ bobby momma! haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Metts

Boredom tagged you man. I don't tag people g.

lmao mr cool guy.... "g" lol
@dull boy

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 05:02 PM

Look meth cllled his future boy a 'shit sob'

EVERYONE LOOK AT SPLIT EIGHTS QUOTE HAHAHA SHIT SON.

I bet meth names all his shit sons jamaal

dull boy · 08-01-2013, 05:06 PM

Men in first world countries should be given a vasectomy at birth, then made to apply for their fertile sperm when they want children. Children ruin lives. That's why they find them dead in bathtubs. Then those children who shouldn't have been born grow up and repeat the cycle. Sadly, leadership isn't in the moral position to implement such a thing, because they're dirty pieces of shit.

I threw a party when my first girlfriend miscarried. A silent party, inside myself. I told her about the party. She's my ex.

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 05:07 PM

Lol!

dull boy · 08-01-2013, 05:08 PM

Throw that bitch down a flight of stairs at an abortion clinic after the abortion is performed, just to be sure. You don't wanna have to drowned a child in a bathtub. That kind of thing stays with a person, like having a child.

dull boy · 08-01-2013, 05:09 PM

Judge Judy is a cunt, btw.

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 05:12 PM

I had an abortion once.

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 05:14 PM

Dull boy makes a lot of good points. Plus if you abort, you don't get married then divorced then child support. So no marriage money no divorce money and no child support. So really your saving that kid a LOT of money in the long run

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 05:19 PM

lol @ everytyhing revolving around money

dull boy · 08-01-2013, 05:21 PM

CREAM

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 05:25 PM

Lol o you guys r smart. I'd like to see u survive out in the REAL WORLD. out here. If u don't enough money u die. Get a fukkin job

Split · 08-01-2013, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Look meth cllled his future boy a 'shit sob'

EVERYONE LOOK AT SPLIT EIGHTS QUOTE HAHAHA SHIT SON.

I bet meth names all his shit sons jamaal

Maybe Meth was confused about the mechanics of delivering a birth?

u never know with pop culture today. plus u always hear about junkies and fat chicks dropping babies in toilets when they're squeezing out a big deuce

What if every time u dropped a log there was a small chance up'd reproduce?

this would also explain how gay guys have kids even tho they only do anal!

I feel like Michio Kaku

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 05:31 PM

No HSS saying his son is shit lol. Like not good. Shit son Jamaal lol

Split · 08-01-2013, 05:32 PM

I just bit into a rotten pepper and it was the worst experience I've hAd of 2013

08-01-2013, 05:02 PM	#48
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Look meth cllled his future boy a 'shit sob' EVERYONE LOOK AT SPLIT EIGHTS QUOTE HAHAHA SHIT SON. I bet meth names all his shit sons jamaal Last edited by PancakeBrah; 08-01-2013 at 05:04 PM.

08-01-2013, 05:32 PM	#60
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	I just bit into a rotten pepper and it was the worst experience I've hAd of 2013 __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

08-01-2013, 04:52 PM	#41
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182436	giv a man a crumpet & he'll breakfast for a day,. teache a man to krump it & he'l breakdance for a lifetime (ps.. the man is a policemabn!!) and do any of u have kids... ? if so were they a mistake or real plan like movie night.. (u plan movie night)

08-01-2013, 04:52 PM	#42
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,618 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415107	this has to be one of the funniest threads in a minute tbh.

08-01-2013, 04:55 PM	#43
Zombie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 125 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 2645336	What the fuck? Pregnant, nope not. wow you scared me. shrugs

08-01-2013, 04:56 PM	#46
Zombie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 125 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 2645336	@Meth @Void

08-01-2013, 05:06 PM	#49
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Men in first world countries should be given a vasectomy at birth, then made to apply for their fertile sperm when they want children. Children ruin lives. That's why they find them dead in bathtubs. Then those children who shouldn't have been born grow up and repeat the cycle. Sadly, leadership isn't in the moral position to implement such a thing, because they're dirty pieces of shit. I threw a party when my first girlfriend miscarried. A silent party, inside myself. I told her about the party. She's my ex.

08-01-2013, 05:07 PM	#50
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Lol!

08-01-2013, 05:08 PM	#51
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Throw that bitch down a flight of stairs at an abortion clinic after the abortion is performed, just to be sure. You don't wanna have to drowned a child in a bathtub. That kind of thing stays with a person, like having a child.

08-01-2013, 05:09 PM	#52
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Judge Judy is a cunt, btw.

08-01-2013, 05:12 PM	#53
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	I had an abortion once.

08-01-2013, 05:14 PM	#54
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Dull boy makes a lot of good points. Plus if you abort, you don't get married then divorced then child support. So no marriage money no divorce money and no child support. So really your saving that kid a LOT of money in the long run

08-01-2013, 05:19 PM	#55
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182436	lol @ everytyhing revolving around money

08-01-2013, 05:21 PM	#56
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	CREAM

08-01-2013, 05:25 PM	#57
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Lol o you guys r smart. I'd like to see u survive out in the REAL WORLD. out here. If u don't enough money u die. Get a fukkin job

08-01-2013, 05:31 PM	#59
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	No HSS saying his son is shit lol. Like not good. Shit son Jamaal lol