Orc vs. Riffic - OPEN FOR VOTES!

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Line limits: 14 lines (Unless otherwise agreed by both opponents prior to the battle)
Video battle: 3.00 (3 MINS IN LENGTH, DATSHITCRAY!)

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@Orc @riffic

[riffic]

can we do 16? 14 is an odd number. I mean, it's an even number, but you know what I mean

[Orc]

Yes

[Orc]

mmmmmm

I'll open a whole clip. You ain't smashing ur own chick
You ain't EVER Honor Riffic. so that Guns extra polite how it won't Miss
I question ya livin'.. Don't think for a second you winnin'
If YOU talking bout 38 Snubs, it's just your current Record with Women
The Silencers oldschool Irish. Ain't no singing or blammin'
I'll come thru witha Potato and a Slug. that's without bringing the Famine
We meltdown slugs & reuse straight from the gravel
Them boys got a Frequent Flyer Program. Trust I won't pay if they Travel
My gun sooo big I can't even carry it round in the streets!!
We call that piece the Microwave. It'll Spin you around with the Heat
Orc's in the back with the Killer. Ya style is wack & I'm iller
Boy you ain't Great. you Grout, only Covering up Cracks with the Filler
U needa Iron Fist blammin' the Wesson. Cuz Ima bring the Tek in
ya whooole Family can get they Head ina Box. that's the Kazama's in Tekken
Lemme rearrange flows; I'm in ur babe home getting strange dome
Don't Sweater if it Looks Bad. & someone tell SuckaFree to change clothes


ZIPEMUP!!!!!

[JShazo]

@riffic

Orc's been battling for eons, he's got those dated punches that make you hurl
But my writing's the future, so-ma bars feelin' like a Brave New World
Now watch this kid get a loss from me, bet everything's bitten, so honestly
It'd be more fittin' if every written came with a bibliography
It's like Whose Line when dude rhymes, hell it's almost prophecy
'Cause he's been tryin' Stiles that aren't his, that's what I'm callin' mockery
Orc's broad'll flock to me, she texted "Netflix and chill?"
But he's more like Exxon than she lets on, she expected to drill
And when the weapon's concealed, it's like a couple simulatin' sex
'Cause if I can't put hands on this bitch then we bang-in' techs
This classic'll turn to Blackfish if Orc'a get violent
Till-I-come back at 'em and now he's matchin' flows with Poseidon
Catch Orc ridin' to prom, four's on me and I'll pull it soon
It'll stick this Orc-kid in his chest so his corsage is a bullet wound
And they said you're Irish... so when I'm goin' to grab steel
I'll put a potato on the muzzle for an appropriate last meal

[Balanced]

It's like Whose Line when dude rhymes, hell it's almost prophecy
'Cause he's been tryin' Stiles that aren't his, that's what I'm callin' mockery
This classic'll turn to Blackfish if Orc'a get violent
Till-I-come back at 'em and now he's matchin' flows with Poseidon
Catch Orc ridin' to prom, four's on me and I'll pull it soon
It'll stick this Orc-kid in his chest so his corsage is a bullet wound

Vs

I'll open a whole clip. You ain't smashing ur own chick
You ain't EVER Honor Riffic. so that Guns extra polite how it won't Miss
I question ya livin'.. Don't think for a second you winnin'
If YOU talking bout 38 Snubs, it's just your current Record with Women
The Silencers oldschool Irish. Ain't no singing or blammin'
I'll come thru witha Potato and a Slug. that's without bringing the Famine
We meltdown slugs & reuse straight from the gravel
Them boys got a Frequent Flyer Program. Trust I won't pay if they Travel
Orc's in the back with the Killer. Ya style is wack & I'm iller
Boy you ain't Great. you Grout, only Covering up Cracks with the Filler
Lemme rearrange flows; I'm in ur babe home getting strange dome
Don't Sweater if it Looks Bad. & someone tell SuckaFree to change clothes


Got orc taking this comfortably, wasn't really feeling other dudes verse. He seemed to lack creativity on his flips. Where orc was very clever on his approach and tbh both of ur famine lines are nothing to what metasin dropped against u orc. I think riffic shouldve researched burden burden bit more. I honestly don't think this was that close at all.


V/burd

[Greed]

I'll open a whole clip. You ain't smashing ur own chick
You ain't EVER Honor Riffic. so that Guns extra polite how it won't Miss
Eh

I question ya livin'.. Don't think for a second you winnin'
If YOU talking bout 38 Snubs, it's just your current Record with Women
Lol

The Silencers oldschool Irish. Ain't no singing or blammin'
I'll come thru witha Potato and a Slug. that's without bringing the Famine
Sick

We meltdown slugs & reuse straight from the gravel
Them boys got a Frequent Flyer Program. Trust I won't pay if they Travel
Cool

My gun sooo big I can't even carry it round in the streets!!
We call that piece the Microwave. It'll Spin you around with the Heat
Haha

Orc's in the back with the Killer. Ya style is wack & I'm iller
Boy you ain't Great. you Grout, only Covering up Cracks with the Filler
Sick

U needa Iron Fist blammin' the Wesson. Cuz Ima bring the Tek in
ya whooole Family can get they Head ina Box. that's the Kazama's in Tekken
Cool

Lemme rearrange flows; I'm in ur babe home getting strange dome
Don't Sweater if it Looks Bad. & someone tell SuckaFree to change clothes
Cool



@riffic

Orc's been battling for eons, he's got those dated punches that make you hurl
But my writing's the future, so-ma bars feelin' like a Brave New World
Eh

Now watch this kid get a loss from me, bet everything's bitten, so honestly
It'd be more fittin' if every written came with a bibliography
Lol

It's like Whose Line when dude rhymes, hell it's almost prophecy
'Cause he's been tryin' Stiles that aren't his, that's what I'mcallin' mockery
Eh

Orc's broad'll flock to me, she texted "Netflix and chill?"
But he's more like Exxon than she lets on, she expected to drill
I think you meant shes more exxon then he lets on

And when the weapon's concealed, it's like a couple simulatin' sex
'Cause if I can't put hands on this bitch then webang-in' techs
Okay

This classic'll turn to Blackfish if Orc'a get violent
Till-I-comeback at 'em and now he's matchin' flows with Poseidon
Eh

Catch Orc ridin' to prom, four's on me and I'll pull it soon
It'll stick this Orc-kid in his chest so his corsage is a bullet wound
Okay

And they said you're Irish... so when I'm goin' to grab steel
I'll put a potato on the muzzle for an appropriate last meal
Solid

V orc

[Hush]

I feel like riffic didnt have a punch style what appealed to me on a personal level. His shit was light and vague at times. It wasnt bad it just was not the style I tend to enjoy in a battle. Especially text format battles. The orchid line was cool, but I seen it done alot. Still it was cool. Same with the potatoe muzzle line, especially cuz Orc did it better. I also dont dig the lines with links to click. Just that to me if it needs explaining its not hot. Orc even seemed to vary his style closer to the rmbva shit and it was hot I cant front. Riffic struggled here for my taste, but again thats just preference. I got Orc.

[Spoken]

Ok this has to be a fucking landslide. Im even surprise orc went ham on this bruh... he brought the gunplay which I dknt really see unless he flexing on a bitch and damn did he do that here. Shit was on lock from pretty much start to finish. The microwave bar was lulz. The famine bar was LOTB to me. Wording clean as fuck. Bro jshazo... or whatever I just read nothing but statements and concepts nothing hit home and ur wording even flipped on itself to makw the punch just fall flat at times bruh. Concept after concept but nothing bringing it home. The bibliography was cool. The simulation sex and the orchid cud have been way better if executed cleaner but thats it.

V. ORC

[JShazo]

Originally Posted by Spoken

Ok this has to be a fucking landslide. Im even surprise orc went ham on this bruh... he brought the gunplay which I dknt really see unless he flexing on a bitch and damn did he do that here. Shit was on lock from pretty much start to finish. The microwave bar was lulz. The famine bar was LOTB to me. Wording clean as fuck. Bro jshazo... or whatever I just read nothing but statements and concepts nothing hit home and ur wording even flipped on itself to makw the punch just fall flat at times bruh. Concept after concept but nothing bringing it home. The bibliography was cool. The simulation sex and the orchid cud have been way better if executed cleaner but thats it.

V. ORC

What do I have to do with this battle??

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I'll open a whole clip. You ain't smashing ur own chick
You ain't EVER Honor Riffic. so that Guns extra polite how it won't Miss

Solid opener, I liked the honorific wordplay more than the general wording of the closer

I question ya livin'.. Don't think for a second you winnin'
If YOU talking bout 38 Snubs, it's just your current Record with Women

lmao, this was dope and comical

The Silencers oldschool Irish. Ain't no singing or blammin'
I'll come thru witha Potato and a Slug. that's without bringing the Famine

Real solid

We meltdown slugs & reuse straight from the gravel
Them boys got a Frequent Flyer Program. Trust I won't pay if they Travel

Ehh wasnt really digging this one

My gun sooo big I can't even carry it round in the streets!!
We call that piece the Microwave. It'll Spin you around with the Heat

This is good, wording couldve been more effective though

Orc's in the back with the Killer. Ya style is wack & I'm iller
Boy you ain't Great. you Grout, only Covering up Cracks with the Filler

Solid

U needa Iron Fist blammin' the Wesson. Cuz Ima bring the Tek in
ya whooole Family can get they Head ina Box. that's the Kazama's in Tekken

No

Lemme rearrange flows; I'm in ur babe home getting strange dome
Don't Sweater if it Looks Bad. & someone tell SuckaFree to change clothes

Not feeling this as a closer either



Orc's been battling for eons, he's got those dated punches that make you hurl
But my writing's the future, so-ma bars feelin' like a Brave New World

Not really digging this

Now watch this kid get a loss from me, bet everything's bitten, so honestly
It'd be more fittin' if every written came with a bibliography

Accusing someone of being a biter has no impact without some legitimate proof

It's like Whose Line when dude rhymes, hell it's almost prophecy
'Cause he's been tryin' Stiles that aren't his, that's what I'm callin' mockery

Not feeling the wording of this, otherwise its solid

Orc's broad'll flock to me, she texted "Netflix and chill?"
But he's more like Exxon than she lets on, she expected to drill

This is pretty solid, and while i like the wording of it flow-wise i feel like it could've hit harder if it was worded better

And when the weapon's concealed, it's like a couple simulatin' sex
'Cause if I can't put hands on this bitch then we bang-in' techs

Nah not feeling this. Text and Techs lines are kind of played out regardless

This classic'll turn to Blackfish if Orc'a get violent
Till-I-come back at 'em and now he's matchin' flows with Poseidon

Not feeling this, the orca concept could've been a little harder if you worked on it more

Catch Orc ridin' to prom, four's on me and I'll pull it soon
It'll stick this Orc-kid in his chest so his corsage is a bullet wound

This is pretty dope, probably your best bar of the verse

And they said you're Irish... so when I'm goin' to grab steel
I'll put a potato on the muzzle for an appropriate last meal

This is pretty dope, too. Strong closer


Orc started strong and kind of went flat towards the end, whereas I think riffic did the opposite. I found it funny that they both had potato bars and they kind of cancelled each other out as far as effectiveness is concerned - but it worked in Orc's favor since it was one of the few personals riffic capitalized on. I will say that Orc was incredibly redundant with the gunplay and also could've incorporated more variety and his verse was incredibly generic for the most part - but I felt like Orc's was just a tad bit more consistent and edged this out. It was a pretty close and debatable match-up regardless

[Useless]

l open a whole clip. You ain't smashing ur own chick
You ain't EVER Honor Riffic. so that Guns extra polite how it won't Miss
I question ya livin'.. Don't think for a second you winnin'
If YOU talking bout 38 Snubs, it's just your current Record with Women
The Silencers oldschool Irish. Ain't no singing or blammin'
I'll come thru witha Potato and a Slug. that's without bringing the Famine
Orc's in the back with the Killer. Ya style is wack & I'm iller
Boy you ain't Great. you Grout, only Covering up Cracks with the Filler

Vs.

It's like Whose Line when dude rhymes, hell it's almost prophecy
'Cause he's been tryin' Stiles that aren't his, that's what I'm callin' mockery
And when the weapon's concealed, it's like a couple simulatin' sex
'Cause if I can't put hands on this bitch then we bang-in' techs

I liked that Colin mochrie line n bang'in text was cool, wasn't feeling anything else in ur verse tho, some bad misses imo. Orcs nonquotables was still decent tho.

V. Orc

[Bobby Bigelow]

Got Orc on this.. Was more consistent than riffic.. Feel this is one of riffics weaker verses and if he showed out like he usually does this could have been a different result.

38 snub, famine and frequent flyer bars were all realllll nice. Was feelin riffics closing 4 but everything else was just decent. Good battle here though no doubt..

[Junto]

I'll open a whole clip. You ain't smashing ur own chick
You ain't EVER Honor Riffic. so that Guns extra polite how it won't Miss
smooth... creative play
I question ya livin'.. Don't think for a second you winnin'
If YOU talking bout 38 Snubs, it's just your current Record with Women
haha this is dope
The Silencers oldschool Irish. Ain't no singing or blammin'
I'll come thru witha Potato and a Slug. that's without bringing the Famine
hard
My gun sooo big I can't even carry it round in the streets!!
We call that piece the Microwave. It'll Spin you around with the Heat
goin off here... G shit I like that
Orc's in the back with the Killer. Ya style is wack & I'm iller
Boy you ain't Great. you Grout, only Covering up Cracks with the Filler
solid

vs.

Orc's been battling for eons, he's got those dated punches that make you hurl
But my writing's the future, so-ma bars feelin' like a Brave New World
not much of a diss toward him but I like that play
Now watch this kid get a loss from me, bet everything's bitten, so honestly
It'd be more fittin' if every written came with a bibliography
haha nice
Catch Orc ridin' to prom, four's on me and I'll pull it soon
It'll stick this Orc-kid in his chest so his corsage is a bullet wound
not bad... I did "Orchids" before too but the twist here was cool
And they said you're Irish... so when I'm goin' to grab steel
I'll put a potato on the muzzle for an appropriate last meal
tough. woulda hit harder if he hadn't done a potato line too

Good read here but Orc spazzed on this one. 38 snubs was real funny...
Potato & a slug and microwave were both hardbody shit. Pretty consistent verse.
Riffic had a few bars but the links kinda threw me off too... tough to make the connection on some of that
I liked bibliography and last meal & he had some decent concepts throughout...
But overall Orc outgunned him pretty decisively here to me

V/ Orc

[Ghost1]

mmmmmm

Good way to start the verse. I feel uncomfortable.


I'll open a whole clip. You ain't smashing ur own chick
You ain't EVER Honor Riffic. so that Guns extra polite how it won't Miss

I git the honor/ on her flip....but to say...u ain't ever honor riffic.....that shit like a fuckin robranda sentence lmao. An if honorific is a word i sure as fuck never heard no1 say it. Won't miss was a cool concept....wording was fucked to me.

I question ya livin'.. Don't think for a second you winnin'
If YOU talking bout 38 Snubs, it's just your current Record with Women

This was fire.

The Silencers oldschool Irish. Ain't no singing or blammin'
I'll come thru witha Potato and a Slug. that's without bringing the Famine

Played

We meltdown slugs & reuse straight from the gravel
Them boys got a Frequent Flyer Program. Trust I won't pay if they Travel

Bonkers.

My gun sooo big I can't even carry it round in the streets!!
We call that piece the Microwave. It'll Spin you around with the Heat

Lmao this is like 90s played.

Orc's in the back with the Killer. Ya style is wack & I'm iller
Boy you ain't Great. you Grout, only Covering up Cracks with the Filler

This is nice.

U needa Iron Fist blammin' the Wesson. Cuz Ima bring the Tek in
ya whooole Family can get they Head ina Box. that's the Kazama's in Tekken

Meh. Tekkens gay lol.

Lemme rearrange flows; I'm in ur babe home getting strange dome
Don't Sweater if it Looks Bad. & someone tell SuckaFree to change clothes

Tomahawks thrown!


ZIPEMUP!!!!!

FREE MURDA!!



Orc's been battling for eons, he's got those dated punches that make you hurl
But my writing's the future, so-ma bars feelin' like a Brave New World

I never Google bars....but I felt bad cuz it was ur first bar an I was bout to just say SORRY DIDN'T GET IT.....so I Google this shit hoping it's something really obvious to justify my search....an it's a fuckin reference from a book in the 1930s!?!? Never go ogling another bar again lol. Get the forever fuck outta here w that shit.

Now watch this kid get a loss from me, bet everything's bitten, so honestly
It'd be more fittin' if every written came with a bibliography

This is fire an personal. This connected.

It's like Whose Line when dude rhymes, hell it's almost prophecy
'Cause he's been tryin' Stiles that aren't his, that's what I'm callin' mockery

One of the guys names is stiles I take it? Maybe? Idk....I clicked ur youtube link an had to watch a 30 sec add first then I get to the beginning of a 10 min clip from whose line is it anyway an honestly I almost stopped voting on this battle.

Orc's broad'll flock to me, she texted "Netflix and chill?"
But he's more like Exxon than she lets on, she expected to drill

Played. Wording is clean tho.

And when the weapon's concealed, it's like a couple simulatin' sex
'Cause if I can't put hands on this bitch then we bang-in' techs

I'm not clicking. I get it tho. It's ok...iish.

This classic'll turn to Blackfish if Orc'a get violent
Till-I-come back at 'em and now he's matchin' flows with Poseidon

Orca played on orc....ur flip was ok tho I seen better versions

Catch Orc ridin' to prom, four's on me and I'll pull it soon
It'll stick this Orc-kid in his chest so his corsage is a bullet wound

Same story as above....tho this was a bit better.

And they said you're Irish... so when I'm goin' to grab steel
I'll put a potato on the muzzle for an appropriate last meal

Was played when orc just did it an it's played here....I mean badly played. Every person that ever battled an Irish person has done this shit.



Riffic had a few land but I felt like most of his personal approaches towards orc were played in direction and his generics were awful to me. No hate ...shit was just too obscure or bland. The youtube ideas is a fun idea I guess but it reeks of 90s longbar verses an honestly it took me out of the zone wen I was reading ur shit.....like I'm trynna escape to where ur taking me then all the sudden I'm on YouTube watchin sum bullshit....thought it hurt u.

V orc

[riffic]

Originally Posted by Bags

One of the guys names is stiles I take it? Maybe? Idk....I clicked ur youtube link an had to watch a 30 sec add first then I get to the beginning of a 10 min clip from whose line is it anyway an honestly I almost stopped voting on this battle.

haha kinda just had to look at the title of it bud

[Orc]

Honorific is a word bags and miss is a honorific ha

[Ghost1]

Literally never heard it lol. I'll take ur word for it.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by riffic

haha kinda just had to look at the title of it bud

I didnt. Lmao. My bad bro.

[Amen.]

gone @ get the forever fuck out of here

what a piece of shit that guy is