RapBattle.com April Abolition 2001 Tourney: Ryuu vs Exh

[sral]

Apr 2001


Ryuu:

Damn, i must be feelin' it today, i wrote 2 battles ,mwahahahaha. O well, here we go.
Ur spit’s too commonplace like seeing a Mexican on a low-wage/
Once Ryuu has stepped to u, u can forget about dying of old-age/
Cuz I’ll fatally pull ur brain out, split from left 2 right hemispheres/
Leave men-in-fear, ya couldn’t spit wit ur old dome so u “rented-spheres”/
U mostly rap with unintelligence, like tryin’ to catch night-tans/
Best sign up for insurance, cuz I’m quickly reducing ur life-span/
U’d never spit tight if u were up a fat man’s ass witout ointments/
Ur raps r like tryin’ to make Ellen Degeneres switch, it’s pointless/
Like impotent men on honeymoon nights, mainly disappointment/
U can contest wit the “weight” of my rhyme, but u can hardly-hold-me/
Spit battle that’ll leave u shakin’ greatly, like when Chris Farley-od’d/
I’m like Lopez at the Academy Awards, cuz I “see-thru” ur false-rap/
This (EX)terminated (H)omosexual brings new meaning to what I call-wack/
I’ll explode like a room was fulla methane, and then a fire-was-lit/
Leavin’ this wack cat il”legit” like Hammer, he desires-to-“quit”/
If I step to u, only when u give me a handjob, would u “beat-my-beef”/
After this battle’s over, u can forget about how u can eat-with-teeth/
Not even a has-been, I’d rip u anyday, even when blasted on acid/
U rap like masturbating arthritis victims, cuz ur unable to “grasp it”/
And just like that situation, Ryuu is an mc “impossible-to-beat”/
Don’t claim that u pack guns, when ur lyrical arsenal’s-too-weak/
U’d only win by dickryding like a black man in a white-court/
Mos def the verdict handed down is I’ll be ending ur life-short…/

*Double meaning to the Chris Farley punch… think of it… a big fat man, od’ing… ooo
*Any of u who watched the Academy Awards, know eXACTly what I’m talking about, god she’s fine as hell