Week 7: Incredible (2-3) vs. Slect (2-4) - SLECT WINS

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

Rules

Due Dates:
• Verses are due FRIDAY by 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends MONDAY ideally
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ
• To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance

Line Limit:
• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 20 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.

Voting:
• I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls.

General Rules:
• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
• A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
• If your opponent doesn't check in,
you still have to post a verse.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount, and can’t post more lines.

@Incredible
@Slect

[Incredible]

Word going 12-14

[Incredible]

You write like you open the pad and just draw blanks, enough said
When I draw it's like an etch a sketch way the lines connect the dots to your head
Ur bitch beggin for the D I told her go get clean then maybe a back rub
But I had a sudden change of heart when seeing her naked so I threw my toaster in the bath tub
I'm 100% real strips earned and all he's just a fake dork
My shit like that new laser weapon yours just a big joke - Space Force
Fk this RB clown finally coming around reaching for attention on NC
1-2 you seem to be alright but them whole verse the opposite of fermented cheese
Text career'll never transpire to legend status we barely know whatchu talm'bout
Closest relation it's got is kungs nose the way they're both shaped like a downspout

[slecht]

Ext

[slecht]

Game over.

Bullshitting has gotten you this far in the ring with me, this seems to be ur chance... champ
Nah, let's bet ur about to tango with death ..ill make sure this is your last dance.
Just like the url, I'm a true netcee and I give the weak nerds their deserving casket
Thinking U real sihk but you'll get eliminated quicker than him in Ultimate Madness.
I have defeated your lack of originality before, you're the worst with words
U couldn't try a new angle nxt if you were to host kurts return
I am tossing your dead body somewhere you shitty, cunt
They'll find incredibles in a stream: That's Disney Plus
I've body bagged many times but this time I can say I know the art, I mastered it.
For the green, anger me and ill have incredible out quicker than Banner Did

[Orc]

@Incredible have you got a verse

[Incredible]

I'm saying it's been a busy weekend for me. But dude posted past the extended deadline. But I'm not saying I want the win. He can have it or wait for me to get home, doesn't bother me.

[slecht]

Post it tonight.

I don't want a no show win

[Incredible]

Edited in

[Coop]

Incredible


You write like you open the pad and just draw blanks, enough said
When I draw it's like an etch a sketch way the lines connect the dots to your head
Meh
Ur bitch beggin for the D I told her go get clean then maybe a back rub
But I had a sudden change of heart when seeing her naked so I threw my toaster in the bath tub
Literally just saw a toaster in the tub reference in someone's battle 5 minutes ago. Not enough wit here.
I'm 100% real strips earned and all he's just a fake dork
My shit like that new laser weapon yours just a big joke - Space Force
Every bar that ends like this is a miss
Fk this RB clown finally coming around reaching for attention on NC
1-2 you seem to be alright but them whole verse the opposite of fermented cheese
What? No.
Text career'll never transpire to legend status we barely know whatchu talm'bout
Closest relation it's got is kungs nose the way they're both shaped like a downspout
Terrible


Seems keyed. Nothing hit.

2/10



VS


Slect


Bullshitting has gotten you this far in the ring with me, this seems to be ur chance... champ
Nah, let's bet ur about to tango with death ..ill make sure this is your last dance.
Weak
Just like the url, I'm a true netcee and I give the weak nerds their deserving casket
Thinking U real sihk but you'll get eliminated quicker than him in Ultimate Madness.
Above avg filler
I have defeated your lack of originality before, you're the worst with words
U couldn't try a new angle nxt if you were to host kurts return
Not feelin it
I am tossing your dead body somewhere you shitty, cunt
They'll find incredibles in a stream: That's Disney Plus
Lazy af
I've body bagged many times but this time I can say I know the art, I mastered it.
For the green, anger me and ill have incredible out quicker than Banner Did
Finally some creativity, but literally not dissing him.

2/10


Thank you both for going only 10.


The only line that moved me even a little was the hulk line, and that's being generous



Vote: Slect

[UPN Zuch]

The incredibles bar, I GUESS

vote sekleck or whatever

[FGR]

INCRED verse was a miss for me.. I read thru and didn't find anything worth quoting..no hate just seemed like u wrote it in 10 mins... Slecht wasn't much better.. ultimate madness n banner were ok.. everything else was a miss.. n even those bars weren't all that... VOTE SLECHT

[Wanderer]

Incred did u key this coz I’ve definitely seen u drop better ?
Having said that, I rate ur opener. Was decent. The rest kinda fell off

Slect, I liked ur closer but everything else was either passable or missing.

This battle disappointed but I got slect with a stronger, more consistent showing

Vote Slect

[Answer]

You write like you open the pad and just draw blanks, enough said
When I draw it's like an etch a sketch way the lines connect the dots to your head

This is a miss for me, the only thing that seems relevant to etch a sketch is "lines connecting", there's no dots or heads involved so the execution is all off.

Ur bitch beggin for the D I told her go get clean then maybe a back rub
But I had a sudden change of heart when seeing her naked so I threw my toaster in the bath tub

kinda funny but too matter-of-fact for me and not enough emphasis on displaying lyricism

I'm 100% real strips earned and all he's just a fake dork
My shit like that new laser weapon yours just a big joke - Space Force

Nah, not digging this. A bit too simple and not very creative

Fk this RB clown finally coming around reaching for attention on NC
1-2 you seem to be alright but them whole verse the opposite of fermented cheese

Not really feeling the concept, and the wording on this is also a miss

Text career'll never transpire to legend status we barely know whatchu talm'bout
Closest relation it's got is kungs nose the way they're both shaped like a downspout

Kinda funny, still a bit simple but solid closer


Bullshitting has gotten you this far in the ring with me, this seems to be ur chance... champ
Nah, let's bet ur about to tango with death ..ill make sure this is your last dance.

Not feeling it, i've seen similar ideas and this is just not very creative or hard

Just like the url, I'm a true netcee and I give the weak nerds their deserving casket
Thinking U real sihk but you'll get eliminated quicker than him in Ultimate Madness.

A bit too simple and the pronunciation it "seek", this is meh but not the worst

I have defeated your lack of originality before, you're the worst with words
U couldn't try a new angle nxt if you were to host kurts return

The angles been done before (no pun intended), the only thing new here is the nxt aspect which isn't pronounced "Next" by anyone

I am tossing your dead body somewhere you shitty, cunt
They'll find incredibles in a stream: That's Disney Plus

I like the overall idea, the execution is a miss for me because incredibles is plural and the way you used it in this context needed to be singular (incredible). You could've had a slightly better set-up that lead to incredible's being a possessive and it might've connected a little better. Solid bar though

I've body bagged many times but this time I can say I know the art, I mastered it.
For the green, anger me and ill have incredible out quicker than Banner Did

Eh hulk bars are a bit outdated and this wasn't a super fresh approach to it. This is ok as a closer



overall, I think I agree that disney plus is probably lotb - but even outside of that bar, I felt like rican was just a little bit more consistent than incredible

mvgt slecht

[Allen Knight]

Toaster in bath tub

Vs


Disney plus & banner


V/ slecht, i think his verse was more consistent overall.
Had less misses then inc. Inc has concepts but needs to word them harsher tbh.
Props to both

[Blue Bayou]

Slect wins