I pop Extenze on occasion

[El Muffin]

Before you start going off like "Ayyy what u need that for? "

Because I don't .

Just realize that I wouldn't fuck with it if there wasn't perks to it

U gotta understand the origin of how I began such a thing

Long story short I was drunk AF at the bar with my gf at the time already planning to fuck later after last call

One of my mans comes up grinning .. Like "jr come here bro I got something for u"

He puts a red pill in my hand n is like ill give u 20 right the fuck now if u take it . my drunk ass looks in my palm at it.. I'm like ok . red pill .. No like numerations on it / no letters mmk . I trust my dude like a bro so I know he wouldn't give me shit that would kill me . prolly a vitamin of some sort Idk . * pop it* what I discovered later is if I had flipped it around I would have seen the words Extenze clearly on it xD

So he gets wide eyed. Like you know what you just took!!? Laughing n shit . I freak out .. Obv sloppy drunk like WTF bro am I gonna die etcetc he's like no you just popped an extenze bro .

I'm like alright. Tf don't this shit make ur dick bigger over time or some shit? He doesn't know lol he just got it from god knows where n thought it'd be HILARIOUS to pass it along to me... knowing if I get dared to do some shit (I'm gullible) that I'm prolly gonna do it .

So I'm like alright . its just one. Obv not gonna do shit to me right? Ok .. ima continue buying shots .. Lehgo

Night goes on .. Approaching last call. I'm sitting in bar stool n I'm just really starting to like ravenously want to fuck this bitch . like more than usual . pheromones were going nuts even she was like damn what's going on . we outside smoking the rest of a blunt n I'm all behind her just resting my chub on her ass kissing her on the neck grabbing her hips like a beast talking madddddd shit like pda on levels that we normally don't display that hard . ok so finally everyone gets kicked out the bar . We drive home .. Go to bedroom n I'm onnnn it like no hesitation .

We get to Fucking . n she by nature gets really damn wet right like post sex I always used to be drenched from my navel down . all the time .. N already thought the sex was amazing

Well... This time?

Shit was otherworldly . dawg when I was through with her I turned the lights on? I was drenched from mid CHEST down ..she's just laying there looking at me talking about "your a mess :) grinning ear to ear looking at me like .. I can't explain it but lets just say she was like abnormally pleased with what just went down . she looked reallllly sprung .. Like she just had some of the best sex in her life . like on some idolization type shit freal. There's levels yu know. Like most of the time after we fuck she's content n happy we smoke bowls we snuggle n we go to sleep but this time it was different. She was STARING at me ..prone position on her stomach .. Elbow planted in bed and head resting on her palm with this beautiful smile on her face watching me clean up . so I hop in shower .. Bathroom door is open n her bedroom is right there so I can hear everything . This bitch is straight up calling her bff at 3am telling her what just went down. Couldn't make it all out but the context clues were there . a bunch of omgs n " I couldn't stop cumming" "squirted all over his chest " etc etc I'm in shower like Yeahhh nigga xD

N wed been Fucking for a cpl months at that point like o can tell she always loved it but this was like some other shit . she was worshipping a nigga. Next morning her friend she told comes over n has this look in her eyes sending subliminals n shit . called me a "cat killer " n winked at me lmao I'm like whoa wtf really going on rn. My girl didn't even care either . lol .

From that point forward? If I can predict ima get some ass I always keep a pack of em in the whip n I'll pop one hours before projected dickening

What I've noticed is .. Well Idk if it makes ur dick bigger per say but early on you realize FULL potential much easier. n when I mean full I mean like omg ima about to dick your throat through your head ..shits about to put a hole in my jeans . Like normal sex turns into sex as if you have been locked up for 20 years. Super ravenous andon my end? Overllly Passionate . Even if you've hit it 30x prior it'll be like you Fucking a celebrity crush how much your into it

N I wanna say after extended use off n on after like 8 months I noticed that when I'm on chub (not completely hard) my shit is definitely hanging lower n thicker after all these months . Idk tho I'm just being honest

I highly recommend the usage . just not daily because u can become tolerant . just take one hours before u really want to do some severe damage n potentially have the bitch whipped beyond belief . lol even if u do fuck without em n its not as mind bogglingly explosive as that time .. She won't forget coz u gotta remember every sexual encounter isn't the same .

In fact when we are friendly she still mentions that night and others xD

But yeah . in conclusion . pop an extenze n fuck her to oblivion .

I keep em on deck .

[Kill Spree]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Before you start going off like "Ayyy what u need that for? "

Because I don't .

Just realize that I wouldn't fuck with it if there wasn't perks to it

U gotta understand the origin of how I began such a thing

Long story short I was drunk AF at the bar with my gf at the time already planning to fuck later after last call

One of my mans comes up grinning .. Like "jr come here bro I got something for u"

He puts a red pill in my hand n is like ill give u 20 right the fuck now if u take it . my drunk ass looks in my palm at it.. I'm like ok . red pill .. No like numerations on it / no letters mmk . I trust my dude like a bro so I know he wouldn't give me shit that would kill me . prolly a vitamin of some sort Idk . * pop it* what I discovered later is if I had flipped it around I would have seen the words Extenze clearly on it xD

So he gets wide eyed. Like you know what you just took!!? Laughing n shit . I freak out .. Obv sloppy drunk like WTF bro am I gonna die etcetc he's like no you just popped an extenze bro .

I'm like alright. Tf don't this shit make ur dick bigger over time or some shit? He doesn't know lol he just got it from god knows where n thought it'd be HILARIOUS to pass it along to me... knowing if I get dared to do some shit (I'm gullible) that I'm prolly gonna do it .

So I'm like alright . its just one. Obv not gonna do shit to me right? Ok .. ima continue buying shots .. Lehgo

Night goes on .. Approaching last call. I'm sitting in bar stool n I'm just really starting to like ravenously want to fuck this bitch . like more than usual . pheromones were going nuts even she was like damn what's going on . we outside smoking the rest of a blunt n I'm all behind her just resting my chub on her ass kissing her on the neck grabbing her hips like a beast talking madddddd shit like pda on levels that we normally don't display that hard . ok so finally everyone gets kicked out the bar . We drive home .. Go to bedroom n I'm onnnn it like no hesitation .

We get to Fucking . n she by nature gets really damn wet right like post sex I always used to be drenched from my navel down . all the time .. N already thought the sex was amazing

Well... This time?

Shit was otherworldly . dawg when I was through with her I turned the lights on? I was drenched from mid CHEST down ..she's just laying there looking at me talking about "your a mess :) grinning ear to ear looking at me like .. I can't explain it but lets just say she was like abnormally pleased with what just went down . she looked reallllly sprung .. Like she just had some of the best sex in her life . like on some idolization type shit freal. There's levels yu know. Like most of the time after we fuck she's content we snuggle n we go to sleep but this time it was different. She was STARING at me ..prone position on her stomach .. Elbow planted in bed and head resting on her palm with this beautiful smile on her face watching me clean up . so I hop in shower .. Bathroom door is open n her bedroom is right there so I can hear everything . This bitch is straight up calling her bff at 3am telling her what just went down. Couldn't make it all out but the context clues were there . a bunch of omgs n " I couldn't stop cumming" "squirted all over his chest " etc etc I'm in shower like Yeahhh nigga xD

N wed been Fucking for a cpl months at that point like o can tell she always loved it but this was like some other shit . she was worshipping a nigga. Next morning her friend she told comes over n has this look in her eyes sending subliminals n shit . called me a "cat killer " n winked at me lmao I'm like whoa wtf really going on rn. My girl didn't even care either . lol .

From that point forward? If I can predict ima get some ass I always keep a pack of em in the whip n I'll pop one hours before projected dickening

What I've noticed is .. Well Idk if it makes ur dick bigger per say but early on you realize FULL potential much easier. n when I mean full I mean like omg ima about to dick your throat through your head ..shits about to put a hole in my jeans . Like normal sex turns into sex as if you have been locked up for 20 years. Super ravenous andon my end? Overllly Passionate . Even if you've hit it 30x prior it'll be like you Fucking a celebrity crush how much your into it

N I noticed that when I'm on chub (not completely hard) my shit is definitely hanging lower n thicker after all these months . Idk tho I'm just being honest

I highly recommend the usage . just not daily because u can become tolerant . just take one hours before u really want to do some severe damage n potentially have the bitch whipped beyond belief . lol even if u do fuck without em n its not as mind bogglingly explosive as that time .. She won't forget coz u gotta remember every sexual encounter isn't the same .

In fact when we are friendly she still mentions that night and others xD

But yeah . in conclusion . pop an extenze n fuck her to oblivion .

I keep em on deck .

Lmao didn’t read anything but some girl called you cat killer

[El Muffin]

U need to ks. Like I'm being dead ass serious. Lay pride aside n take the idea of trying it into consideration


Hahaha Ohhh man . y'all have a field day with this I guess

But I really mean it fellas

Try it once. If u never have n it will have what I hope are similar effects

[uh-oh]

i didn't read this avalanche of words you posted, im not sure if extenze is the same thing, but i would cosign cialis, and an even heavier cosign on them rhino shits at gas stations/convenience stores, although those are kind of overkill

half a cialis is all anyone really needs

them fucking rhino shits though, ANY OF THEM, there is like rhino6, rhino2390 etc various numbers and "extra strength" whatever but yea any of those are basically ridiculous.

they work for literal days

now if any of you are ignorant of it, it doesn't just give you a boner and you have it and it doesn't go away. it just makes it where its almost on command

its like you're 13 again, the thought of something will get your shit like a steel bar, let alone anything else

im out here punishing these ho's and destroying my heart like a savage

but yea im pretty sure the rhino shits are just generic chinese cialis, and massive quantities, somehow skirting the law.

similair to like the fake weed. its the same compound made chemically, they just move one little science thing, neutron proton electralyte and can sell it as something else

shit works though

ignore the chest pains and murder puss

[Elemental P]

Jesus fucking Christ dude ...I got half way thru this. I take Horny Goat weed supplements just for the fuck of it. If the extense makes it more pleasureable etc then fuck it. take that shit then

[Elemental P]

Yea my cousin actually cosign the Rhino and the Extense he told me. Doesn't just make u wanna fuck but makes it more enjoyable and last longer he says

[El Muffin]

Try to read it eventually @uh-oh

There were immediate rewards that just .. Boosted the shit out of a nigga ego

N Had word of mouth spread like wildfire . since then I've given same treatment to other females .

Wonderful thing dude just great

Results vary on individual I discovered but it had a very rewarding effect on me I can say that for CERTAIN

N this shit didn't come with chest pains n I retained what I think is growth after like 8 months

Like I'm what u call a grower n not a shower from what I've heard

But when I walk around on chub like Yknow how ur shit get after sex? My jawn is noticeably bigger fr . iono if these Niggas just got lil dicks out here but several chicks have told me that when I'm just like half staff my shit bigger than some Niggas fully erect . I didn't believe em but why several bitches telling me that unprompted u know

I'm always like " Ohhh stahppp it"

[dull boy]

Taking sex pills from gas stations lol

[Hush]

Didn’t read

I like cialis

[El Muffin]

this story is awesome thooooo :( like .. You can see why I legit haven't stopped popping em . I decided to make this thread after being reminded of said night by the girl who got slain the first time I tried em . shit was like a year ago lmao u remember her vic the bitch I was so excited about n u was like DO IT

Lol y'all just be writing my shit off xD

Ion blame u but this a chapter of my LIFE B

*crickets*

The misadventures of mixed nigga in Montana

[Elemental P]

Ghetto gas station sex supplement Extense junkie popping looking ass... Lol I'm jp actually this makes me wanna try the shit. Have you taken them just to jerk off with them before? Is it better?

[sral]

LMFAO what the hell is horny goat weed?

legit never heard of that here

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by sraL

LMFAO what the hell is horny goat weed?

legit never heard of that here

It's an all herbal supplement that's supposed to do similar shit as what muffin mentioned, helps it feel more pleasureable and last longer and etc but it's herbal

[GUDELJ]

I took some gas station sex pills once, I said give me the best ones and the guy gave me the strongest ones, I was sick as hell for about two weeks. Could be because I mixed with alcohol and it said no to but idk

I did it another time and got sick too. Didn’t learn my lesson the first time.

[GUDELJ]

I used to date this Dominican/pakistanian chick who was like an 8/10 and I just could never get turned on or hard for her at all.

It was like wtf yo I’m here with a thick all around good looking chick and I can’t get it up, even if she jerks me or sucks me..

So I began to seriously worry and I thought I had some ereticle distinction or something. I went to GNC and got some shit but returned it because all it did was make me pee every 10 seconds..

To make a long story short I met a couple other chicks during my time with her, all ranging from a 6 to a 9 and I was able to get boners for them no problem. I came to the concousion that I just must have not been into this chick really, maybe because I subconsciously knew she was a hoe and a bimbo? Idk.

I mean I’ve had sober whiskey dick with a few girls after that time but it was all due to nerves and i wasn’t concerned at all. The body is crazy
@Twodrop

[Enbombz]

I think everybody has had a disaster one night and thought fuck, and tried them types of shit. They do work. Best not using them all the time though as you get dependant.

[Witty]

Never tried anything like this. Never needed to.

[Amen]

Long story short and has a 1,000 plus characters that follow afterwards.

Jesus, Muff...

PS - Any nigga that says "snuggle" legit soft... I stopped reading there... Way to much, dude lol. I lied - stopped at the call of duty reference "Prone position" LMFAO... The fuck...

This nigga all of a sudden now the sex GOD, lolllll I can't...

[Amen]

Originally Posted by Elemental P

Ghetto gas station sex supplement Extense junkie popping looking ass... Lol I'm jp actually this makes me wanna try the shit. Have you taken them just to jerk off with them before? Is it better?

Lmaooooooooooooooo

This nigga going to take them to jerk off.

Can't get pussy bro? JESUS...

I'm done w/ this thread.

[El Muffin]

you project way too much

Nitpicking everything

Anyways I can careless .

cuddle , snuggle

Give her a zangief hug as were laying together?

Is that more preferable for ur gloss lips to get out?



Wtf @ prone position being a CoD reference

More like a military one . n I couldn't accurately describe it otherwise

But honestly . take a breather from my shaft dude

If a bitch I'm in a relationship with talking about she want cuddlez with a z u best believe ima be one "cuddle with a z" ass nigga

So what ? I'm beyond sweet to bitches I'm in love with . until shit gets ugly

Then I turn into a savage . but Idk Yeah when shits all peaches n cream ima sweetheart to the ones I'm claiming

Nothing wrong with that . just the angle I choose to take .. Not some fake ass blow your chest out ass dude when u know behind the scenes u be massaging ur wifes giant ass feet n putting icyhot on her biceps

Quit the frontin . its see through. We grown men

I choose when n when not turn into that pompous chest out mfer . laid up post sex is not one of those times . when I'm in that pussy whole nother story

She ask me to spoon her then I'm on it . sometimes segways to Fucking again anyway .

Chess not checkers . to each their own but don't knock me yo . shit at the end of the day all my exes have said at one point n time post split. If there's anything I can say about you .. Is that u were really sweet to me

But shit like me being a hoe when I'm single n things like the joie thing . really doesn't do me any good but it helps my reputation stand as being a decent guy to women

Which helps when I shoot at new prospects . gotta keep in mind everybody i dated vaguely knows each other . if ur a dick ur shooting urself in the foot out here . everybody familiar with everybody out here . even in city like 100 miles away . great falls ppl know who I am n I'm like 150 miles away . N vice versa . we are all tied together . ur rep precedes you . in ny there's so many ppl its just like WTF ever u could be a convicted rapist n no one would know it without doing research

Lol not so much here man. For example I know this pretty charismatic dude here n he apparently notoriously has little dick AND the herp

He just gets shut the fuck down constantly lol by chicks who just recognize the name / or get warned by one of there friends who know the lore

Lmao so he went like 400 miles away n got a gf n keeps her hidden so noone will let her know or steal her hahaja

weird .. But it's true . like going on fb u see it in action. I start talking to a chick lives 150 miles away n we will have like 40 mutuals

Like shit . which one if them gonna tell her shit if we start dating fuckkkk