01-19-2019, 02:14 PM | #1 |
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*Opening a gas station door for an older woman*
Her: Aww, you're sweet!
Me: That's 'cause when I was born my mother rolled me around in a barrel of sugar. Her: *smiles* Well, it worked!!! Me: *straight face* I almost died... Her: *stops smiling, walks into gas station, and never engages with me again*
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01-19-2019, 02:31 PM | #2 | |
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01-19-2019, 04:47 PM | #3 | |
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How awkward do you want to be in life? You’re so cringe.
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01-19-2019, 05:01 PM | #4 |
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Most elder are sweet
always good to be sweet |
01-19-2019, 05:49 PM | #5 |
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You're entitled to that opinion.
I entertain the fuck out of myself by having conversations with random people like this.
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01-19-2019, 06:06 PM | #6 | |
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lmao same the other day i was at starbucks & the teenage cashier was like are you a youtuber??? me - me!? nooo her - you look so familiar i could've sworn you were! me - like a specific one? do you know their name!? her - no you just look like you would be a youtuber! me - i wish. maybe one day when i grow up her - .... |
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01-19-2019, 07:51 PM | #7 |
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I’ll be in South Dakota in April let’s meet with hands I hate you so much.
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01-19-2019, 08:24 PM | #8 |
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lol
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01-19-2019, 09:00 PM | #9 | |
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Hit me up if you'd rather throw hands at beers and mixed drinks. I'll meet up with you for that.
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01-20-2019, 07:19 PM | #10 |
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ron funches but bad
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01-20-2019, 11:27 PM | #11 |
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I sometimes do this. Or used to. This is funny. But awkward.
Phil would give you the buisiness aero. Js. Better get them.drinks and call it a night. But yo. Funny
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01-21-2019, 12:23 AM | #12 |
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I swear everybody on here wanna throw hands.
For the record, if I ever threw hands with one of you, I’d get my ass kicked, and probably never log on again. |
01-21-2019, 12:31 AM | #13 |
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Honesty is nice. Rare here
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01-21-2019, 06:10 AM | #14 |
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Anyone ever have that dream where you're in a fight and you try to punch but your arms are like fucking noodles?
Hate that shit.
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01-21-2019, 06:18 AM | #15 |
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its more like being underwater for me. like i'm punching through gel in slow motion. the worst
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01-21-2019, 06:39 AM | #16 |
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Yeah that's probably a better description lol I be getting mad at myself in my sleep like "wtf, fucking punch this cock sucker, fuck you doing???"
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01-21-2019, 11:33 AM | #18 |
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Well yeah...it's supposed to be awkward.
As far as the dreams about punching people. I had a dream like that a couple nights ago. None of my punches were strong enough. So I ended up punching dude a million times, to no avail. No doubt in my mind that real life aero would be overwhelmed by real life Phil in a street fight. I just think it'd take more for me to go there. Some internet troll with a basic strategy just isn't enough to make me want to square up. Still willing to meet for drinks.
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