ITT: Criminals Unite. Lets talk about your rap sheets.

[Flow]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

"Nut" here = semen or one of your balls

For ex : Catch this nut = bih waiting for u to ejaculate on her eager mouth n tongue

Man I miss her :( gawdddd

Lotta hoes cum shy

Cept the ones u don't give af about

Yeah you can bust yo nut in a girl to mean same thing. But sroppin the nut is totally different thing.

[El Muffin]

Lmao " bust yo nut"

Haha I love you guys

You guys across the pond or an endearing but odd lot

[Enbombz]

We created the language you just bastardised it.

[Diode]

it helps to know and/or be related to ppl

[Geno]

Originally Posted by Jay Welsh

My teacher brought up my dad once, sore subject an so i dropped the nut on him. Got put under house arrest for it being a first time offence. Was slick played alot of xbox etc. Then my mum cut the chord on me an so I started having the neighbour girl round to listen music an spy on the neighbours. Became totally obsessed that my one neighbour was some serial killer type because i have dillusions of grandeur an paranoia. Anyway bloke caught me one day so he starts banging my mum. Wasnt cool with that so broke my house arrest. This went on for a while an I was on last warning after breaking into the guys house. In the end he was a murderer so they give me a early release for good behaviour.

Lol yhis sounds a lot like the movie disturbia lmfao

[Geno]

Yo lmmfaoooo im so dead at dropoing the nut on that nigga hahahahaha wtf yo lmmfaoooo

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Diode

it helps to know and/or be related to ppl

Indeed.

Otherwise I'd have a record rtf now

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Genocide

Lol yhis sounds a lot like the movie disturbia lmfao

Glad someone clicked

[sral]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Pause




must be a Welsh thing coz iono wtf that means other than u bussing on a nigga

lmao in Wales they drop their nut in sheep

[Geno]

Finna buss my nut on you sralars
No homo

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao in Wales they drop their nut in sheep

Headbutting sheep or inseminating

Or both

Hard to keep up with u niggas but I'm trying xD

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Elemental P

I'm sure Hush the biggest baddest most gangster Gucci gang here. Breaking the law is stupid and I hope they all get shot while trying to pick they pants up faggots.

You got a problem you lil bitch

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Hush

You got a problem you lil bitch

My man tryna tell me he gave me that smoke in that pic battle in the BA in pms

"I could post dis at different sites n get a different result"

Where

Oh that site where 5 of its esteemed legends bounced n came here?

LetsBeef and Illesty?

How about I mention some of your idols who got statues erected there n they over here chillin now may not post often coz life Yknow or they locked up (sho for example)

xD I love these yougyiins they always got the same hook

Wut they don't know won't hurt em

History lesson is needed lol

[Amen]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

My man tryna tell me he gave me that smoke in that pic battle in the BA in pms

"I could post dis at different sites n get a different result"

Where

Oh that site where 5 of its esteemed legends bounced n came here?

LetsBeef and Illesty?

How about I mention some of your idols who got statues erected there n they over here chillin now may not post often coz life Yknow or they locked up (sho for example)

xD I love these yougyiins they always got the same hook

Wut they don't know won't hurt em

History lesson is needed lol

What so called legends from LB? I bodied all of their top Dawgs there in long bar after a 4 year hiatus in like 08 lolol...

Trademark was the username there, peep game.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Amen

What so called legends from LB? I bodied all of their top Dawgs there in long bar after a 4 year hiatus in like 08 lolol...

Trademark was the username there, peep game.

@veritas in case you’re still cataloging this behavior

[Amen]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

@veritas in case you’re still cataloging this behavior

Nah, he stopped like a week ago.

And yeah, it's truth - which is why I dropped the username. Go look faggot.

I beat everyone whos reputation was considered "great" back then.

This was in like 08/09 tho...

[~RustyGunZ~]

My friend once threw a cat against the wall because someone told him if he didn’t he was soft.

That cat was the “great”est cat there.

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

@veritas in case you’re still cataloging this behavior

[Amen]

Oh word.

[Chill Phil]

Haven't been arrested or handcuffed.

The closest to it I've gotten though was when I beat up my "liberty buddy," when we were in Japan. This happened the day after I had to go all Denzel Washington and storm a brothel to find him after disappearing for hours.

Anyways, the next night we went out drinking in the "honch" and we ran into some royal Navy dudes. I was talking to a chick, and his hating ass was trying to get her guy friends to fight me. They decided that I was cool but didn't like him, so they bounced. When I finally snapped and was like "why in the fuck did you cock block?" He exclamed that he would beat my ass. And he kept talking shit until I finally agreed to see him outside.


I talked him into having one more drink beforehand, and he slammed his down and continued talking shit while I sipped mine and think about how I was gonna handle it. I decided I was gonna uppercut him and knock him smooth the fuck out, cause he was drunk as fuck, and it would've been easy.to accomplish.

I finish my drink and we go outside. At this point I still didn't think anything was gonna happen. I'm walking in front of him, we get to a parking lot, and I turn around to face him. Dude's fist was already halfway at my head when I turned around. But it was a sloppy haymaker that landed on my skull about an inch above my left ear. I thought he broke his hand for sure.

I backed up from him about four feet and squared up. His drunk ass was like "yeeeaaaah," and he started hopping towards me. I noticed he was hopping a little too high and his legs were a little too rubbery for me to not go low. So, I timed his hop for right when his feet left the ground and Muay Thai shin kicked just above his ankle. As hard as I possibly could and with beautiful form (from the waist)

Dude almost did a full cartwheel in the air, and landed on his head! I got on top of him and rained down a right to his temple. I cocked back again to let loose some serious ground and pound, but when I cocked back, he curled up in a ball.

Then j realized that dude was my best friend and he was already submitting...so I got up and started yelling at him to get up and that he was fucking stupid. Then the military police came around the corner....