THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

space....you are floating in it. The stars....they are all around you. you are in space. you see the earth. you think that you want to be closer, you are. you are now on top of a mountain. There is nothing but empty land formations. you know you were in South Dakota, but South Dakota was far from being. you are interested in what is going on, you decide to try an experiment:

do you:

A: try to teleport again
B: try and create something

B. I want to be teh creater.

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

"All right all right...kid.." Carmicheal says. you are driving back towards the station and your thoughts become distractions tbh. as the sun begins to set you are only a few miles from the station when something catches your attention. it is her. on the side of the road....burned....her lips move : "WHY">? at this point you have forgotten about the two lane road you are on and have drifted into on coming traffic!!!

do you:

A: swerve left
B: swerve right

B. Swerve right.

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

He states...."the fish we once so freely enjoyed...now are diminished. The rocks we once flopped upon so freely...have become jagged from the tides. I have heard legends of another island full of what we lack, yet the tide pulls in. What should we do?"

Do you

A: recommend that you will swim to the island to investigate
B: tell the elder someone else should

Peoples champ

Option A, i swim

[Certain]

@Aero, how many views will this thread get? I could see it topping 3,000 easily if our storyteller continues.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Diode

@Batty please do not tell me you are RoyBatty

please

Why would I tell you that?

@Diode

[Batty]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Sharp got what he deserved and you miss the point, you all miss the point. it is ok though.

I get that, but he chose the pen and it should be relevant... you could've at least had Supa Dave show up in the story and use the pen to make a homemade prison tat gun.

the line must be drawn here!

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you look into the mirror...all of a sudden, you see a vision:


drapes...with apples on them,

fucking dead! post of the thread omg

I literally lold

[sral]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you snort all of it, and it burns soooooo good. your head, previously filled with incomprhensible blithering idiocy, is now suddenly opened. you realize that you have gone insane. calmly you stand up, and walk into the fast food restaurant. it smells of grease. you see a mother and her teen daughter in line. They are both attractive. you also see a police officer behind them, do you:

A: attempt to fondle the mother and daughter
B: leave teh restaurant

YOLO. GROPE THAT RELATED PUSSAY. A.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

I get that, but he chose the pen and it should be relevant... you could've at least had Supa Dave show up in the story and use the pen to make a homemade prison tat gun.

the line must be drawn here!

It was very relevant....but he chose not to use it. Remember?

There are four lights!!!

[Split]

I've got the juice, V.

hit me.

[veritas]

attention sharp. Batty and I had a good talk today and I realize that I did in fact say that the key was to open the doors and i promise i did not mean to. forgive this typo. there is no plot hole however, as your death gives you just what you wanted, i will wait for you to figure that out. plus you are still in the story.....

@Batty I appreciate your point, would you like a story?

A: yes
B: no

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Well...that took a dark turn.

Nevertheless...dan must pay. Past.

*poof* you obsvere a vast barren landscape. You see Dancake atop a mountain in the distance with your super vision. You contemplate heading in his direction, when suddenly your pocket vibrates, it is your cell phone, it is a call from "6019173913"

do you:

A: answer it
B: ignore it and pursue dancake

[veritas]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

B. I want to be teh creater.

you focus your mind and attempt to create. a cannister of baby oil suddenly appears in front of your face and drops down to the ground. You shake your head "no no" you say...you try again: This time you really focus *Poof* you see suddenly a picture of bags float down in front of you, then all of a sudden another picture of bags falls. you look down and see both lying there. one picture has you standing over bags with him holding your pockets, the other has you and bags holding hands walking through an apple orchard.

Do you:

A: pick up bags holding pockets
B: pick up bags holding hands

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Swerve

B. Swerve right.

Time dilates. HOOOOOOLLLLYYYYYY SHHHHIIITTTTT you hear Carmicheal say as you jerk the wheel to the right hard. The vehicle careens down the embankment and tumbles numerous times shaloming you and the guys all around the car like cow shit in a twister.

carnage.

At some point you come to and assess the situation. You have been impaled in your abdomen with some shrapnel, Mark is nearly unconsiuos and babbling inchoherently about "i don't understand...your eyes are glowing....". Teh boys in the back are obviously dead. The engine is on fire....and spreading. Do you:

A: help mark
B: help yourself

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Paradox

Peoples champ

Option A, i swim

"I will do it" you bravely say.

"thank you Walt" the elder says

you mosey back over to the rocks and try and swim into the ocean but alas the tide grips you and pulls you in. you try again, same, you try again, same. you try again, same. ad infinitum. you return to the rocks dejected. you appear to be sleepy and wish to rest, weary from your day's failed toils. Do you:

A: plan to try again tom?
B: think of a new plan?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by sraL

YOLO. GROPE THAT RELATED PUSSAY. A.

The colors swirl. Your little dick starts getting aroused, it feels pulsating. You rush for the women like a savage, you run your hands up and down the girl while hunching on the woman they both scream and cry and claw but you feel nothing. The policeman, initially shocked, comes to and rushes at you: do you

A: surrender
B: fight the police officer

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Split

I've got the juice, V.

hit me.

You have spent the last 15 years, your twilight working dilligently to prove them wrong. Their stupid brains could never understand the potential of your scientific work. You had the vision, The beings contacted you, they showed you where the plants grew, they gave you the design of how to harvest it. They told you not why you were chosen, though you always, since you were a boy, thought yourself special. perhaps God was choosing you for some great feat? On the day you discovered the powers of the chemical in the plant you were amazed at how it made that monkey act, it bent the bars of it's cage and suddenly dissapeared. All personal vendettas and ego were temporarily suspended as you consider what this would do to humanity, how it could help!

Do you:

A: keep the results secret and try and find humans to test it on
B: share the knowledge with those of importance and power in the govt

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Objective

B, I got to investigate. No need for the police yet.

you return to upstairs with your daughter in tow. You creek open the door and you see that there is no one there now. Your daughter says: "daddy I am sleepy, but scared, will you sleep with me to protect me?"

do you:

A: tell her she is a big girl and it was all a bad dream
B: lay down next to her in the bed until she falls asleep

[Split]

no way this shit is getting FDA- approval. Not slopping more power on the powerful's plates.

A

[MKG]

I'd like to try this.