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Old 01-14-2014, 05:02 PM   #1
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Greetings fellow wiggers,


Discussion is the lifeforce of NC and roasts are sometimes it's white blood cells.

Yes, that's a bold statement but it's still prolly true. I want to avoid future unlulz


I don't feel like typing alot so I've made this easy to read....



CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THREAD:

STEP 1 - Make shit be funny. If it's not funny because it's so deadly accurate, then at least be obscure-funny or nonsensical-funny.

STEP 2 - DON'T COME INTO YOUR OWN ROAST THREADS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK OR ACT COOL WITH SHIT. This is automaticfaggot, do not do.

STEP 3 - We need a good pic to roast. Don't drop a blurry or small pic that we need FBI face recognition software to enhance the lulz


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STEP 4 - Don't start your own roast thread.
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STEP 5 - Usually some peoples gas run out of the tank and they need a boost, like pancake said, a quote is good here and there. When you see someone running out of some gas, just quote a good line they said. Be a helper-fellow-roaster. This is essential in continuing and most of you don't do it because you're stupid.




IN EXAMPLE-


"Ha! This nigga lookin just like Barrel from Nightmare Before Christmas tbh"


At first glance this might pass as boarding rite because of deadly accuracy and obscureness/nonsensicalness but the pic is too goddamn blurry tho

THIS IS FAIL PAINTED-UP AS WIN



P.S.- If you can photoshop and make something funnier then I AM FOR IT. If you've got the time to make it, Ive got the time to view it.






To prove that I am srs right now I will answer the most batted around NC question ever....


IS TXT DEAD?


No, it is not dead it's just dead for rite now. DISCUSSION is the shit we do when we get tired of writing 10,000 topicals about being trapped in a prison in your mind or
writing punchlines about somebody getting fucked in prison by lesser fags. Reading posts about txt battling in Discussion makes my dick shrink and I can't afford that.

we all go back to txt eventually, it's like comeback pussy w/ herpes.



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Old 01-14-2014, 05:04 PM   #2
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STEP 4 - Don't start your own roast thread.
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dead at greetings fellow wiggers.

I stopped roasting because people would just say stupid shit that could be anybody to people like:

wears girls deoderant and cries to Oprah.

F outa here with that. Aero looks like tiger woods shit out a turd resembling Ja Rule painted up with faggot eye liner and "sand" color glitter paint.

see?

Carry on.
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Old 01-14-2014, 05:43 PM   #4
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Old 01-14-2014, 05:46 PM   #5
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Old 01-14-2014, 05:48 PM   #6
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Where do we stand on people posting non roast posts in a roast? I'm fine with highlighting a good line or quoting. When people start arguing or say the roast is good/not good I feel it disrupts the flow.
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Old 01-14-2014, 05:52 PM   #7
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Old 01-14-2014, 05:52 PM   #8
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@Art I am Roy Batty as always and only.

@PancakeBrah I agree 100.

How do you guys feel about roasting somebody and then Robranda comes in and says she wants to fuck them?

cuz I'm cool with that personally.
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Old 01-14-2014, 05:53 PM   #9
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Old 01-14-2014, 06:00 PM   #10
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which leads me to:

http://www.netcees.co/showthread.php?t=45836


On one hand, THESE CONDITIONS ARE HARD TO ROAST UNDER.

On the other hand, this looks like a velicoraptor version of That's So Raven.


That's So Raptor.
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A big part of the success of a roast is its host. If Kyzo or XpoZe tries to start a roast, it will fail. Good roast hosts, off the top of my head, alphabetically: Allen Knight, Bags, big baby, Frank Metts, J. Metts, PancakeBrah and Vulgar. I'm sure there are others.
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Strong threadiquette overview.

It doesn't take me to know it.
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Imposter obvious.


................... to thread.

Smh. Noobs.
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Fake capt obvious.using words?

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A big part of the success of a roast is its host. If Kyzo or XpoZe tries to start a roast, it will fail. Good roast hosts, off the top of my head, alphabetically: Allen Knight, Bags, big baby, Frank Metts, J. Metts, PancakeBrah and Vulgar. I'm sure there are others.
this dude alphabetized the names fucking nerd
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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I notice batty is pretty good at his linear roasts. I am usually a long paragraph guy. I used to say stuff like batty but my new form of writing accustomed myself to this long thought out story of how lame said roastee is. Good points batty.
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STEP 5 - Usually some peoples gas run out of the tank and they need a boost, like pancake said, a quote is good here and there. When you see someone running out of some gas, just quote a good line they said. Be a helper-fellow-roaster. This is essential in continuing and most of you don't do it because you're stupid.
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