08-08-2016, 09:17 AM | #1 |
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Karaoke vs Veritas - Karaoke Wins
Summer Classic VII Due Thursday August 11th Extension available if your opponent allows it. 24hr ext ONLY. Minimum - 10 lines Max - 16 lines line limit can increase if both agree NO biting NO swaying NO feeding NO recycling You must check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @King Karaoke @veritas |
08-08-2016, 10:13 AM | #2 |
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08-12-2016, 12:04 AM | #4 |
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 I'll post in the am if decides to show... Bye...
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Don’t think for a second you got me shook: cuz this aint Knuck, chump. I’ll put the barrel point blank and “click-click-click” like its Duck Hunt. You’re all front, while I’m rolling gripping the metal, that’s lug nut, So calling my work as a thug stunt will get you “tamponned” that’s “Plugged, cunt.” In the dark wit da 2-2 tight, the beam is moon light. U a mark w/ a diabetes face: the two-type. You know you ain’t a goon, right? You know your face resembles a literal baboon, right? Oh, and you know you look like Pookie smoking cookie after geeking for that balloon, right?? All my lines virgin, that’s too tight: Ya know ya girl says I got pepsi when I mountain dew right? Wordplay for your birthday, open the gift! Your dad was never there: that’s a gorilla in the mist Now we know that got him pissed, but V stays fucking this pussy up like an ovarian cyst… Bitch, I made a career busting shots in stereo, that’s a parrot Glock Bitch, You made a career from getting ginger props, that’s a carrot top! Bitch you in a shitty crib, eating snacky cakes; typing mean….but never banged none Bitch im in the Benz stacking ends, with hands that snatch souls like Tsang Tsung Shit. Peep how I just merked you with a genius verse that made ya brain break…. That’s why I just lit up your lines to help you stay true to your namesake. …..Felicia.
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This is one sided as fuck, I'm winning this without a doubt, shit This Matchup is like "Suicide Squad", the black dude is the only good part about it Ur wife needs to start eating in portions or ur kids'll wind up being some orphans It's ironic you post bible verses all day when you're a faggot of biblical proportions I fuck model chicks, you on the other hand give fat girls your heart We both copped "No Man's Sky" yet talent wise we've always been worlds apart You've been an outcast your whole life, everyone respects me from g's to gents The only time you're part of the in crowd is when you're holding up signs at wwe events You're afraid to ditch the psychiatrist gimmick, that ain't even half your fears I guess it's hard to show personal growth when ur hair hasn't done that in years U have Patrick Stewart toys not just because u resemble the movie star The truth is your collection of Star Trek dolls prove just how spaced out you truly are And we're continuously appalled by the stuff you're on the board writing Posting your number for us in every thread, it's no surprise youre so into sword fighting Bye...
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08-13-2016, 01:38 PM | #8 |
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08-13-2016, 07:10 PM | #9 |
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Veritas had a nice little run but up against a vet like karaoke his unorthodox style wont do him any favors. In an open mic diss type scenario the bars he droppes here would work. But in a vs, theres almost no room for filler. I felt like he just had to much filler and some of the concepts just werent hittin. The opener was cool tho. Karaoke did karaoke here. The opening 3 bars were fire. I commend veritas for trying his hand at text, voting and showing up. Thats more effort put in than most of the guys who frequently are in the leagues amd tourneys. He wasnt seeing karaoke tho. Good shit yall
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08-13-2016, 08:39 PM | #10 |
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Don’t think for a second you got me shook: cuz this aint Knuck, chump.
I’ll put the barrel point blank and “click-click-click” like its Duck Hunt. i think this could have been nicer with better wording but not bad You’re all front, while I’m rolling gripping the metal, that’s lug nut, So calling my work as a thug stunt will get you “tamponned” that’s “Plugged, cunt.” lol ok but nah but I lol'd In the dark wit da 2-2 tight, the beam is moon light. U a mark w/ a diabetes face: the two-type. You know you ain’t a goon, right? You know your face resembles a literal baboon, right? the first line was better than the second, second one kilt the chance for this Oh, and you know you look like Pookie smoking cookie after geeking for that balloon, right?? All my lines virgin, that’s too tight: Ya know ya girl says I got pepsi when I mountain dew right? LOL smh Wordplay for your birthday, open the gift! Your dad was never there: that’s a gorilla in the mist Now we know that got him pissed, but V stays fucking this pussy up like an ovarian cyst… dope Bitch, I made a career busting shots in stereo, that’s a parrot Glock Bitch, You made a career from getting ginger props, that’s a carrot top! dope again Bitch you in a shitty crib, eating snacky cakes; typing mean….but never banged none Bitch im in the Benz stacking ends, with hands that snatch souls like Tsang Tsung skip Shit. Peep how I just merked you with a genius verse that made ya brain break…. That’s why I just lit up your lines to help you stay true to your namesake. wowwwwwwwwww this is lowkey Fire riightchea vs This is one sided as fuck, I'm winning this without a doubt, shit This Matchup is like "Suicide Squad", the black dude is the only good part about it havint Sean the movie but fm what I hear about it ok this is decent Ur wife needs to start eating in portions or ur kids'll wind up being some orphans It's ironic you post bible verses all day when you're a faggot of biblical proportions nah I didn't like this at all I fuck model chicks, you on the other hand give fat girls your heart We both copped "No Man's Sky" yet talent wise we've always been worlds apart this was cool You've been an outcast your whole life, everyone respects me from g's to gents The only time you're part of the in crowd is when you're holding up signs at wwe events i guess it's a decent personal but not really a hard hit You're afraid to ditch the psychiatrist gimmick, that ain't even half your fears I guess it's hard to show personal growth when ur hair hasn't done that in years ok flip, the bald jokes a bit stale on him U have Patrick Stewart toys not just because u resemble the movie star The truth is your collection of Star Trek dolls prove just how spaced out you truly are this was better, cool And we're continuously appalled by the stuff you're on the board writing Posting your number for us in every thread, it's no surprise youre so into sword fighting this had potential but didn't like how you ended it This was close af tbh. V's closer was LOTB and super dope. Kare had some ok stuff but I didn't really peep any haymakers. Vote Veritas |
08-13-2016, 08:58 PM | #11 |
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This was completely one-sided like zelph's upper lip
Karaoke killed it. I literally lold at least twice while reading it Veritas you try too hard. And your best lines are always played as fuck. Duck hunt? In 2016? V/kk |
08-14-2016, 12:11 PM | #12 |
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KING KARAOKE took this fairly easy, the first 3 bars sealed the deal. Veritas your style just doesn't work in battles dude. Your verses don't read like punchelines, they read like keyed up swag & flow filler. KK opened w/ heat, but after the 3 initial bars the verse slid off a cliff, still good enough to defeat V's offering tho.
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08-15-2016, 07:29 AM | #13 |
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Ginger & light up lines bars were actually pretty dope from V.
vs Suicide squad was cool, no mans sky was decent, wwe events hit, personal growth lol This was actually a good read from both. Kar jus came wit a way more consistent verse however v did have those bangers. Good shit y'all. Vote karaoke |
08-15-2016, 07:58 PM | #14 |
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Vs Only bars i didnt like was opener n closer V/Karaoke...Mismatch but Veritas isnt horrible. If he texted more i think he'd be decent
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Wordplay for your birthday, open the gift! Your dad was never there: that’s a gorilla in the mist
Now we know that got him pissed, but V stays fucking this pussy up like an ovarian cyst… Bitch, I made a career busting shots in stereo, that’s a parrot Glock Bitch, You made a career from getting ginger props, that’s a carrot top! Bitch you in a shitty crib, eating snacky cakes; typing mean….but never banged none Bitch im in the Benz stacking ends, with hands that snatch souls like Tsang Tsung Shit. Peep how I just merked you with a genius verse that made ya brain break…. That’s why I just lit up your lines to help you stay true to your namesake. vs You've been an outcast your whole life, everyone respects me from g's to gents The only time you're part of the in crowd is when you're holding up signs at wwe events You're afraid to ditch the psychiatrist gimmick, that ain't even half your fears I guess it's hard to show personal growth when ur hair hasn't done that in years U have Patrick Stewart toys not just because u resemble the movie star The truth is your collection of Star Trek dolls prove just how spaced out you truly are And we're continuously appalled by the stuff you're on the board writing Posting your number for us in every thread, it's no surprise youre so into sword fighting decent battle. giving kareoke the w for the more polished verse
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for me this was a great example of how much a problem karaoke can be when theres available ammo on his opponent. yikes/. veritas again really stepping it up.......problem with this verse was really just with needing to sort out old ideas....his personal touch and flair were noticed and appreciated though. legit improvement from last battle tourney he was in. v kar |
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