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Old 08-18-2016, 08:22 AM   #1
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when the mac n toys burst..its leaving Destroyer soooo hurt
sleight of hands w/ each clip..every drop ends w/ a body like a Schaudenfreude verse
ur hospital bound from the lb..head shots make this nigga rest
leave wraps on ya dome till ya journeys over like Hodgy from johnny quest
place ya fam in black bags..the stench is too insane
a quick whiff'll ball ur eyes out for thinking this battle was just a game
ill swing the weapon..spray ya up..u'll burst in seconds
rounds'll leave u screamin inside ya crib..i call that the ferber method
des ya wife aint faithful..on the move like Durant, can u picture?
she wants to stop but Kanter puss has more Thunder than the center
twin bull dogs..a couple shots'll leave this dude gone
so i'll let the metal bark when i gotta problem..thats jimmy neutron
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Old 08-18-2016, 10:38 AM   #3
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here's a couple, combinations to ensure each head is fractured
If they say Bash or destroy the best man, that's Wedding crashers
both finna end zipped up in the lobby. bitches, you copy?
big splash after I bust on these two bodies, like a Twin Bukkake.
not watching their step will get them stopped & robbed for their loot.
like a nervous podiatrist, break under pressure when problems afoot.
struggles to bring gold Home, proves Des is not actually ready.
losing Back-to-Back, he's 1 tourney short from us calling him Messi.
true, it might be Des year...yr that a washed up father figure gets handled.
went from top notch to WTF u r sayin, ...call him Aero after a decade of text battles
Bash's NOT a clutch performer. He shows mercy to his idols.
he can call himself Big Game James, still wouldn't make him Worthy to a title.
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check the record, it's des year & i'm known to get wins
i read ur bio chem... it don't take a doctor to see ur prognosis is grim
u an old head right? I bet u come w/the wackest lines
cuz to be called rusty means that at one time u would have had to shine
des don't play kids games... u come to my playground? it's warfare...
try to bounce when the magnum hits u in both arms & both legs...i call that the foursquare
i'm in ecstacy guys cuz this other bitch the next to see die
cause bashful of shit, & i don't mean he is excessively shy
but ur bitch turns out... every time i show up at ur house...
ironic how i 'sense her' around my dick, but it's always clearly going in her mouth
need to 'get down,' cuz them bars old as shit so keep it real
trying to bite to keep ur record cuz bottom line is u just an ezekiel
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I had been sent chemist verse on the 19th an it didn't have that it's des year line in it. I'm gonna agree that this was a feed
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when the mac n toys burst..its leaving Destroyer soooo hurt
sleight of hands w/ each clip..every drop ends w/ a body like a Schaudenfreude verse
this is insane, good shit
ur hospital bound from the lb..head shots make this nigga rest
leave wraps on ya dome till ya journeys over like Hodgy from johnny quest
ok
place ya fam in black bags..the stench is too insane
a quick whiff'll ball ur eyes out for thinking this battle was just a game
lol gone at wiffleball wp. But decent line
ill swing the weapon..spray ya up..u'll burst in seconds
rounds'll leave u screamin inside ya crib..i call that the ferber method
rounds/guns etc have nothing to do with the Ferber method so it doesn't make sense tbh, could have been good if you didn't go the gun bar route here
des ya wife aint faithful..on the move like Durant, can u picture?
she wants to stop but Kanter puss has more Thunder than the center
noooooo this is a wtf bro type line
twin bull dogs..a couple shots'll leave this dude gone
so i'll let the metal bark when i gotta problem..thats jimmy neutron
well it's his dog but ok not bad



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check the record, it's des year & i'm known to get wins
i read ur bio chem... it don't take a doctor to see ur prognosis is grim
my gf likes science so I read this to her and she said it was good so I'll take her word for it
u an old head right? I bet u come w/the wackest lines
cuz to be called rusty means that at one time u would have had to shine
barely, rust flips are too played
des don't play kids games... u come to my playground? it's warfare...
try to bounce when the magnum hits u in both arms & both legs...i call that the foursquare
try to bounce when the magnum.....both arms & both legs.....foursquare.......726/4= 37.6 x 3.14 + 6......well I think what I'm trying to say is there is too much going on here and make my head explode man
i'm in ecstacy guys cuz this other bitch the next to see die
cause bashful of shit, & i don't mean he is excessively shy
lol ok wp, nothing hard but you tied it in
but ur bitch turns out... every time i show up at ur house...
ironic how i 'sense her' around my dick, but it's always clearly going in her mouth
censor right? Ok not bad
need to 'get down,' cuz them bars old as shit so keep it real
trying to bite to keep ur record cuz bottom line is u just an ezekiel
noooo


Good battle both of you.
I know who I wanna vote for but its not the right time so for now it's a TIE
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when the mac n toys burst..its leaving Destroyer soooo hurt
sleight of hands w/ each clip..every drop ends w/ a body like a Schaudenfreude verse
Good opener, appreciate the s/o
ur hospital bound from the lb..head shots make this nigga rest
leave wraps on ya dome till ya journeys over like Hodgy from johnny quest
Even w/ the Jonny Quest flip, 'head wrap' concepts are done to death
place ya fam in black bags..the stench is too insane
a quick whiff'll ball ur eyes out for thinking this battle was just a game
Decent
ill swing the weapon..spray ya up..u'll burst in seconds
rounds'll leave u screamin inside ya crib..i call that the ferber method
Decent, but that's an obscure reference, doubt ppl will catch it
des ya wife aint faithful..on the move like Durant, can u picture?
she wants to stop but Kanter puss has more Thunder than the center
OK-ish
twin bull dogs..a couple shots'll leave this dude gone
so i'll let the metal bark when i gotta problem..thats jimmy neutron
Decent
This was solid throught out & a few of your concepts were very original, but u have to get harsher w/ them, because 'solid' doesn't do enough damage to your opponent.

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check the record, it's des year & i'm known to get wins
i read ur bio chem... it don't take a doctor to see ur prognosis is grim
Nice opener
u an old head right? I bet u come w/the wackest lines
cuz to be called rusty means that at one time u would have had to shine
This is a throwback concept fr
des don't play kids games... u come to my playground? it's warfare...
try to bounce when the magnum hits u in both arms & both legs...i call that the foursquare
Good
i'm in ecstacy guys cuz this other bitch the next to see die
cause bashful of shit, & i don't mean he is excessively shy
'next to see die'? Lol..decent tho I suspect it could be played against him
but ur bitch turns out... every time i show up at ur house...
ironic how i 'sense her' around my dick, but it's always clearly going in her mouth
Decent
need to 'get down,' cuz them bars old as shit so keep it real
trying to bite to keep ur record cuz bottom line is u just an ezekiel
Good closer
Pretty decent, even tho I think u took yo opponent light, still a good offering.

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here's a couple, combinations to ensure each head is fractured
If they say Bash or destroy the best man, that's Wedding crashers
I see the potetial of the concept, but your flip wasn't effective
both finna end zipped up in the lobby. bitches, you copy?
big splash after I bust on these two bodies, like a Twin Bukkake.
Decent
not watching their step will get them stopped & robbed for their loot.
like a nervous podiatrist, break under pressure when problems afoot.
Naaaw, cliches are extremely played
struggles to bring gold Home, proves Des is not actually ready.
losing Back-to-Back, he's 1 tourney short from us calling him Messi.
Clean, but it's not a hard punch
true, it might be Des year...yr that a washed up father figure gets handled.
went from top notch to WTF u r sayin, ...call him Aero after a decade of text battles
Should've play off 'year' more, cuz this was harsher towards Aero..lol
Bash's NOT a clutch performer. He shows mercy to his idols.
he can call himself Big Game James, still wouldn't make him Worthy to a title.
Ineffective punch, also not a fresh flip to a Lebron concept
Overall I say DESTROYER edged by, did just well enough for a passing grade..lol. Bash keep improving & experimenting, those concepts had potential, just need to utilize them better.
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Nah wtf @Bags

I cleaned up all the verse and trimmed it. If you notice what I sent you is not what I posted. Plus destroyer had been saying its des year and a few battles so it's a personal not a feed wtf.


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Tbh Chemist u would be 3rd place if I add u to my vote.
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this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks

i was talking about this too, not a feed.

and schad, it's all right. u can still feed
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Done. Y'all should let the kid live tho. That is a weak infraction.
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if anyone wants to vote for chemist, I'll allow it
I didnt realize i said the same shit last week lol
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check the record, it's des year & i'm known to get wins
i read ur bio chem... it don't take a doctor to see ur prognosis is grim
but ur bitch turns out... every time i show up at ur house...
ironic how i 'sense her' around my dick, but it's always clearly going in her mouth

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here's a couple, combinations to ensure each head is fractured
If they say Bash or destroy the best man, that's Wedding crashers

true, it might be Des year...yr that a washed up father figure gets handled.
went from top notch to WTF u r sayin, ...call him Aero after a decade of text battles


roflzzz at problems afoot, that was awful bro, rest was cool. I almost didn't quote the aero line though, I've been lenient

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when the mac n toys burst..its leaving Destroyer soooo hurt
sleight of hands w/ each clip..every drop ends w/ a body like a Schaudenfreude verse
des ya wife aint faithful..on the move like Durant, can u picture?
she wants to stop but Kanter puss has more Thunder than the center

some nice shit, good wording on a lot of concepts, ive maybe been a bit harsh on your verse but those are the ones that stood out most for me. I like your style though.



I guess Chem was the one I liked least, Destros prognosis line hit hard as fuck for an opener... prob my fave of the battle to be completely honest... Bash has some dope shit too but I'm leaning slightly towards Des on this one

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