Dirt Person General - Page 2

boof · 03-06-2015, 05:59 PM

I work at a kiosk in walmart sometimes and since I don't ever go through the detectors I sneak me some protein bars once in awhile

I ran out of gas 5 times last summer

twice on the same trip to work

dead man · 03-06-2015, 06:07 PM

ive been continuously drinking room temperature cans of miller lite since 11 AM

am i doing it right?

Wickid · 03-06-2015, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Human Debris Tha Real

I work at a restaurant. Everytime guests aak for raspberry tea & my staff was to lazy to brew it. I mix the sweet tea & pomegranate vitamin water together to give it to them.

It feels good to be a dirt person.

no, you're just an ass.

dead man · 03-06-2015, 06:14 PM

do you have a follow-up to that?

i'm glad you're here. maybe the cypher thread will actually have time to recover from your shitty posts while you post shitty posts here.

@Wickid sorry you werent even talking to me but hey oh well

Wickid · 03-06-2015, 06:16 PM

you jumped the gun my man @dead man

Wickid · 03-06-2015, 06:19 PM

well, now i know how you really feel about me

Mr. J · 03-06-2015, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

do you have a follow-up to that?

i'm glad you're here. maybe the cypher thread will actually have time to recover from your shitty posts while you post shitty posts here.

@Wickid sorry you werent even talking to me but hey oh well

I lol'd

dead man · 03-06-2015, 06:23 PM

jump a gun into your windpipe my man

Ghost1 · 03-06-2015, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

jump a gun into your windpipe my man

Lmao. Reppped

big baby · 03-06-2015, 07:44 PM

bb drink milk bottle from shot glass with makeshitf nipple from condum i use on mustachia

Strikta · 03-06-2015, 08:01 PM

Black been on an A+ boarding run lately. Props my man. Lol.. my man.

sral · 03-07-2015, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I ate leftover pizza for breakfast.

this was pretty much my standard Saturday/Sunday ritual tbcheesetopping

Wise Wiggles · 03-07-2015, 08:24 AM

I got drunk off that pink bare foot moscoto from one of those thick plastic cups that uppity bitches drink water out of and then slammed my girl's face into bedspread/pillows, fucking her from the back, treating her like a mid evil whore. Nutted on her back and slapped her ass. Then smoked a menthol that crushes into a stronger menthol and ate some honey bunches of oats.

Witty · 03-07-2015, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

this was pretty much my standard Saturday/Sunday ritual tbcheesetopping

lmao

Ghost1 · 03-07-2015, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wise Wiggles

I got drunk off that pink bare foot moscoto from one of those thick plastic cups that uppity bitches drink water out of and then slammed my girl's face into bedspread/pillows, fucking her from the back, treating her like a mid evil whore. Nutted on her back and slapped her ass. Then smoked a menthol that crushes into a stronger menthol and ate some honey bunches of oats.

And .....repped.

Strikta · 03-07-2015, 09:51 AM

Savage nig(ger).

Diode · 03-07-2015, 10:12 AM

I gave strikta about $13.50

Split Eight · 03-07-2015, 03:10 PM

Driving 75 beers to Connecticut for a weekend of partying, I have $15 for food and gas for the rest of the week

david stern razor burns · 03-12-2015, 07:56 PM

Got caught picking my nose while driving by a preteen girl in another car. Looked her dead in the eye and finished said booger removal as she made strange faces in utter dismay..

Ghost1 · 03-12-2015, 08:16 PM

Lol that dogs a doctor

03-06-2015, 06:07 PM	#22
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,467 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	ive been continuously drinking room temperature cans of miller lite since 11 AM am i doing it right? __________________ Zack Wicks for president

03-06-2015, 06:14 PM	#24
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,467 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	do you have a follow-up to that? i'm glad you're here. maybe the cypher thread will actually have time to recover from your shitty posts while you post shitty posts here. @Wickid sorry you werent even talking to me but hey oh well __________________ Zack Wicks for president

03-06-2015, 06:23 PM	#28
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,467 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	jump a gun into your windpipe my man __________________ Zack Wicks for president

03-07-2015, 08:24 AM	#33
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	I got drunk off that pink bare foot moscoto from one of those thick plastic cups that uppity bitches drink water out of and then slammed my girl's face into bedspread/pillows, fucking her from the back, treating her like a mid evil whore. Nutted on her back and slapped her ass. Then smoked a menthol that crushes into a stronger menthol and ate some honey bunches of oats. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-07-2015, 10:12 AM	#37
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	I gave strikta about $13.50 __________________

03-06-2015, 05:59 PM	#21
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316669	I work at a kiosk in walmart sometimes and since I don't ever go through the detectors I sneak me some protein bars once in awhile I ran out of gas 5 times last summer twice on the same trip to work

03-06-2015, 06:16 PM	#25
Wickid Derp Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	you jumped the gun my man @dead man

03-06-2015, 06:19 PM	#26
Wickid Derp Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	well, now i know how you really feel about me

03-06-2015, 08:01 PM	#31
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Black been on an A+ boarding run lately. Props my man. Lol.. my man.

03-07-2015, 09:51 AM	#36
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Savage nig(ger).

03-07-2015, 03:10 PM	#38
Split Eight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,633 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Haiku Writers Challenge Rep Power: 85899376	Driving 75 beers to Connecticut for a weekend of partying, I have $15 for food and gas for the rest of the week

03-12-2015, 07:56 PM	#39
david stern razor burns with razor spurs Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: At David Blaine's favorite place with David Spade and Macy Gray Posts: 87 Rep Power: 3750186	Got caught picking my nose while driving by a preteen girl in another car. Looked her dead in the eye and finished said booger removal as she made strange faces in utter dismay..

03-12-2015, 08:16 PM	#40
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	Lol that dogs a doctor