06-09-2014, 03:19 AM | #1 |
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Week 16 chat and predictions
Season 3 We made it, y'all! This is the final week of the season. We're here! So, there's some fun news that potentially three wins could be enough to get you into the playoffs. That means Soulstice, Zenland and patrown may still be alive, thanks to the strong possibility that at least a couple people won't sign in to the playoffs. Anyway, with weekly rankings irrelevant, I tried to set the stage for the best possible matchups with regards to playoff standings. I also went out of my way to avoid rematches. This week's topics are drawings suggested by dead man. The championship topic was chosen by Zenland. I encourage you all to consider your topics metaphorically as well as literally. Here we are: Championship zygote (12-3) Certain (5-4) | Escape or stay warm? Vividlyvague (8-6) Objective (1-2) | Hook, line and drinker Vulgar (7-4) timeless (6-7) | Painting chains King Ra. (6-7) Bladed Thesis (3-0) | Grim Reaper's video games Adonis (7-8) patrown (2-3) | Timely shoveling Zenland (2-2) Soulstice (2-4) | Banking prayers
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06-09-2014, 03:33 AM | #2 |
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Playoff registration will be posted midweek. But for those who want a quick primer, this is the group of people who still have a shot at the playoffs but are not in right now:
Bladed Thesis (3-0)* Ink (3-1) Split Eight (3-3) YDK (3-4) Zenland (2-2)* patrown (2-3)* Soulstice (2-4)* These are the people locked in who assuredly will use their spots: zygote, oats, Frank, Vividlyvague, King Ra., timeless, Adonis, Vulgar, Certain. And these are the people locked in (or, in Just Write's case, potentially in) who might not: Zombie, El Pancake, Mike Wrecka, Johnathan Mercy, Just Write. Bladed Thesis can knock Just Write out of his guaranteed bid with a victory. (That would make him 4-0.) That would make 10 almost-guaranteed accounted-for spots. El Pancake, Mike Wrecka and Johnathan Mercy all have said they want to participate, but I wouldn't be surprised if at least one decides against it. Zombie is the mystery, as always. Ink and Split Eight likely are not interested in joining. So there's a chance for patrown or the winner of Zenland-Soulstice.
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06-09-2014, 09:23 AM | #3 |
The Throne, The Crown
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It's all about positioning now. Should be a dope week. @Certain, let me know what I can contribute to the mag. I can handle multiple parts if need be.
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Vetwork, bitches.
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06-09-2014, 02:13 PM | #4 |
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Is voting open to all once the verses are posted?
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06-09-2014, 02:44 PM | #5 |
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Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
06-09-2014, 02:45 PM | #6 |
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06-09-2014, 05:00 PM | #7 |
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I just noticed all of the topics are from the same artist...can't remember his name...he has a lot of great work. Excellent choice for topics.
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06-09-2014, 05:03 PM | #8 |
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I do. Zen you luuuuuuuuuuv netcees.
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06-09-2014, 05:27 PM | #9 |
Lime Life
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Zen gonna marry netcees.
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06-09-2014, 05:46 PM | #12 |
green eggs and damn
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06-09-2014, 06:22 PM | #13 |
Arm the Homeless
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Maybe I will marry netcees.
But my dream wasn't anything like love. One of you fuckers claimed I recycled a verse so I was like aw naw and approached my laptop like y'all was Papa Doc and I was B. Rabbit. FUCK Y'ALL IF YOU DOUBT ME. Btw, there have been tornadoes surrounding me everyday this past week and I'm under another tornado warning now. If you don't see me anymore, tell everyone the story of Zen the Dude. |
06-09-2014, 07:27 PM | #14 |
obsessed
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- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
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- set neighbor house on fire lmao
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I killed zombie. He won't be participating. You guys can not worry about not winning now.
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06-09-2014, 07:29 PM | #15 |
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Thank you.
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06-09-2014, 07:41 PM | #16 |
ExSol Meets HolyIsh
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@Certain - Do choruses/bridges count against line count? Some leagues/tourneys say yes, others no. Just want to be sure.
@King Ra. - check the thread, interested in a 60 line agreement?
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Also, keep in mind that this league offers a word-count limit, too, at 650 words. Your 48-line verse last week was 462 words.
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06-09-2014, 07:47 PM | #18 |
obsessed
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Posts: 5,716
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Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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06-09-2014, 07:47 PM | #19 |
ExSol Meets HolyIsh
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So if I make an agreement with King on a 60 line limit, is it still constricted by the 650-word limit or can we agree to up that too?
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06-09-2014, 08:10 PM | #20 | |
green eggs and damn
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