So I'm officially living with a woman (why is everything so tidy?)

[Witty]

Moved my stuff today...makes sense money wise, never lived with a woman before, most ex's it's just been fucking and getting drunk...give me tips on how to man this place up...it is way too neat and organised, I am not comfortable living like that.

[Razah]

You smashing or nah?

[YDK]

Just leave your shit layin around, she'll either pick it up or leave it lie

Both are good

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Razah

You smashing or nah?

Yah.

@YDK she is obsessively clean, nothing stays on the floor for more than a minute.

[YDK]

Originally Posted by Witty

Yah.

@YDK she is obsessively clean, nothing stays on the floor for more than a minute.

Those are good if you can handle the nagging

My girl is like that to an extent but she realizes when I lay a shirt on the couch or somethin to just let it be cuz I'll be putting g it on eventually

She use to put em away an it drove me crazy cuz I'd get out the shower an pick out an outfit all over again

[Plot]

yeah it sucks..
My gf to be wifey soon, sings a song "tidydick" to the theme of Spiderman.
Its horrible, you cant be messy how you want to..
I flick boogers next to the couch..idk man its grown up probs

[~RustyGunZ~]

I have a man cave otherwise I am not allowed to man anything up

You might not succeed witty

[YDK]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

I have a man cave otherwise I am not allowed to man anything up

You might not succeed witty

Probably the only way, man cave ftw

The most you can do to man it up, is have a slight input on paint color or bedsheets but...she'll give you like 2 choices, both girly, and you decide the least girly

[Witty]

I have an allocated spot in the fridge for my alcohol.

It's a start.

[YDK]

Get you a smoking spot now too
And if you ever expect to cheat, start showering now at all types of different days and times and middle of the night type shit that way if you ever do cheat, you can take a shower right away without any questions like "why are you takin a shower at 3 am after drinking at the bar?" Like bitch I always shower after drinking at 3am!

[~RustyGunZ~]

Don't cheat on her witty

If you don't love her and want other vaginas to fiddle with just tell her and who knows what will happen

Don't break her heart though, that's not cool

But yeah figure out smoking areas

I have the porch no one uses and man cave

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Don't cheat on her witty

If you don't love her and want other vaginas to fiddle with just tell her and who knows what will happen

Don't break her heart though, that's not cool

But yeah figure out smoking areas

I have the porch no one uses and man cave

I never would, couldn't do it...even thinking about it and imagining her being heart broken fucks with me, she's way too cool man, I couldn't do that shit to her.

And yeah I smoke out the back where my dog now lives lol

[Mr. J]

YOU WOULDN'T WANT A WOMAN WITH A MESSY VAGINA WOULD YOU?








WOULD YOU WITTY HUH?

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Mr. J

YOU WOULDN'T WANT A WOMAN WITH A MESSY VAGINA WOULD YOU?








WOULD YOU WITTY HUH?

I've had a few.

And honestly...no, it's disgusting.

I like a clean woman who can keep her house and belongings clean, and I am by no means a horrible slob, I'm 'man clean' as my gf likes to say...she takes that shit to another level tho.

[Mr. J]

I clean after I smoke a fatty sometimes....word

[Nameflip]

Have kids love life be happy

Happy wife is a happy life

[REAL LIFE]

Time to grow up fox.

[REAL LIFE]

Here is sage advice.

Whatever hobby you had before this...make sure you keep it....no matter what.

[Dearg]

keep it in your car or she will throw it away.

[Nameflip]

Originally Posted by Dearg

keep it in your car or she will throw it away.

Digging the sig man fr