dadcees trauma room: kid's walking - Page 2

~RustyGunZ~ · 12-19-2017, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

My kid is pulling himself up but ain’t walking yet
His laziness is almost impressive though.
If he’s crawling for something, he moves just enough so if he lays fully down, he can grab it

Lmao at first we had him on a big blanket with his toys and he'd pull the blanket towards him to get what gr8 wanted so we bought a big plushy area rug for him

I got those fence thing 2 weeks ago cus he was exploring to fast and far and it's the tits. Can sit in there with him and not have to get up ever 5 seconds to pull him from something

~RustyGunZ~ · 12-19-2017, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

Jews don't play sports.

Good thing I'm not Jewish

wasim · 12-19-2017, 12:46 PM

very wholesome thread

Diode · 12-19-2017, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

You have 1 kid. 1.

I have 3. 3.

Don't tell me how anything works, bro LOL. My oldest is 13.

I've been on that dad tip for a minute. You new to this shit, lol.

tripping your kids is moronic

breeding is not difficult

stop

Amen · 12-19-2017, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

tripping your kids is moronic

breeding is not difficult

stop

LOL

Breeding for some is difficult. I know for me, it isn't. But didn't it take you a decade to have a kid, real talk?

Diode · 12-19-2017, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

LOL

Breeding for some is difficult. I know for me, it isn't. But didn't it take you a decade to have a kid, real talk?

no? 10 years ago i was 24. definitely wasn't trying to have a kid.

weirdo.

Amen · 12-19-2017, 03:22 PM

Oh.

I'm probably confusing you with someone else then.

I remember someone was posting up shit about trying and not being successful.

Maybe it was @sraL lol...

sral · 12-19-2017, 03:41 PM

lmao nah not me bro, I didn't try until after I was married

Amen · 12-19-2017, 03:45 PM

@Destroyer was it you?

Fuck, I know it was someone on here.

JILTI NUTS IN MY MOUTH · 12-19-2017, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Chill Phil

you gonna teach it to dance, or what?

The room in theaters January 10th

Destroyer · 12-19-2017, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

@Destroyer was it you?

Fuck, I know it was someone on here.

Yeah
We lost our first one about 8 weeks in

~RustyGunZ~ · 12-19-2017, 04:07 PM

Wow Amen is a piece of shit

LOL DIDNT ONE OD YOU GO THROUGH HELL TO HAVE A KID FUCKIN NERD

JILTI NUTS IN MY MOUTH · 12-19-2017, 04:09 PM

What a winner

Amen · 12-19-2017, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by $chein Dolla $ign

Wow Amen is a piece of shit

LOL DIDNT ONE OD YOU GO THROUGH HELL TO HAVE A KID FUCKIN NERD

Stfu, faggot.

Someone made a comment regarding having children being easy. For some yes, not for all.

Amen · 12-19-2017, 04:35 PM

I DO FEEL HORRIBLE NOW THO for bringing it up.

Not going to lie.

My bad @Destroyer.

Captain Neckbeard · 12-19-2017, 04:45 PM

wow amen beats his kids and is mocking miscarriage and conception difficulties?!

good grief

u think u are browsing in a safe dadcee territory and then this animal just flys off the hinges

I move to officially ban amen from any and all dadcee events and publications

absolutely sickening.

Amen · 12-19-2017, 04:49 PM

LOL beat my kids.

Destroyer · 12-19-2017, 05:17 PM

It’s all good
It wasn’t like the worst thing in the world but it did take awhile to get pregnant afterwards
But that shit is waaaay more common than you think. Apparently it happens all the time
It’s amazing humans exist tbcarriedtoterm

~RustyGunZ~ · 12-19-2017, 06:34 PM

Don't forgive him destro kick his fucking teeth in

Lenox · 12-19-2017, 09:46 PM

Remind me to never have kids

12-19-2017, 03:41 PM	#28
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12-19-2017, 12:46 PM	#23
wasim The Conqueror Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 348 Rep Power: 22931793	very wholesome thread

12-19-2017, 03:22 PM	#27
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Oh. I'm probably confusing you with someone else then. I remember someone was posting up shit about trying and not being successful. Maybe it was @sraL lol...

12-19-2017, 03:45 PM	#29
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	@Destroyer was it you? Fuck, I know it was someone on here.

12-19-2017, 04:09 PM	#33
JILTI NUTS IN MY MOUTH Banned Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 67 Rep Power: 0	What a winner

12-19-2017, 04:35 PM	#35
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	I DO FEEL HORRIBLE NOW THO for bringing it up. Not going to lie. My bad @Destroyer.

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Captain Neckbeard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 286 Rep Power: 2632891	wow amen beats his kids and is mocking miscarriage and conception difficulties?! good grief u think u are browsing in a safe dadcee territory and then this animal just flys off the hinges I move to officially ban amen from any and all dadcee events and publications absolutely sickening.

12-19-2017, 04:49 PM	#37
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	LOL beat my kids.

12-19-2017, 09:46 PM	#40
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