WEEK 5: Destroyer 3-1 VS iSpaz 1-2 DESTROYER WINS

UPN Zuch · 11-01-2020, 06:42 PM

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iSpaz · 11-01-2020, 11:15 PM

Yo goin 12

Destroyer · 11-05-2020, 06:53 PM

Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude
u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue
got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills
So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still
I’m highly ranked in line to champ. It’s light work to finish u
u been here for five years and we’re all still like who the fuck is this dude?
I stay blazed, kid. wax, oil or flower, there’s smoke on my breath
and this dopamine I feel a higher level of reward when I choke u to death
got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag
u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag
des a real life shooter, while u just pretend to be
&&& the four got ten shots that will ironically ensure u remember me

UPN Zuch · 11-05-2020, 07:04 PM

iSpaz verse:

Beat you once, bunch of years ago. Came back nd I was stunned.
..I would say your past ur prime, but it looks like you never had one.
GI Joe shit. Got the four fifth and I'm ready to peel at this whole place.
Lollllllllll @ Destro..Guess its fitting the way I'm puttin steel thru your face.
Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster.
You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor.
And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't.
I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin.
I'll fade this pussy. Fuck the internet we could settle this.
Come thru nd I'll let the knuckles fly.. nd it ain't sonic 3 sega genesis.
Yeah I came cold. I'll slump and fold you cuz ur my main trigger.
..And when I break all ur limbs before I shoot it's just to show you a pain killer.

Fracture · 11-05-2020, 09:56 PM

Distant cousin line was pretty dope ispaz... Rest of the verse missed

Destro was better. Nothing super dope but nothing real shitty either. Spaz to sit still was good... A little awkward wording.

Vote- destro for a more consistent verse. Mostly superior wording

Ajax · 11-05-2020, 10:11 PM

This was tough to call. Both had pretty awkward wording and not much in terms of witty concepts. Destroyer relied on forced wordplay a couple times... and Spaz relied on gun bars, which rarely work unless they’re really well done. I think Destroyer had the line of the battle with mag blossom... but, I wasn’t a huge fan of either. Step it up, fellas.

Still, I think Destroyer took this by a hair. He wins.

Adverse · 11-06-2020, 11:33 AM

Honestly thought Destroyer won this pretty handily.

I don’t feel like anything honestly eviscerated your opponent but everything hit solid. Punch after punch, you left no room for a mistake from Spaz

And honestly Spaz wasn’t as solid but I can tell he hasn’t lot of potential just needs some harder concepts and more direct ones. Destro was on the right path though it’s pretty played. It factor and distant cousins was cool but not enough here

V/Des

Universe · 11-06-2020, 11:59 AM

Looking forward to this one... iSpaz is getting better weekly and Destroyer is coming off of a tough loss last week, but he always rebounds nicely.

Destroyer:

"Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude
u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue"

"got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills
So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still"

"I stay blazed, kid. wax, oil or flower, there’s smoke on my breath
and this dopamine I feel a higher level of reward when I choke u to death"

iSpaz:

"Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster.
You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor."

"I'll fade this pussy. Fuck the internet we could settle this.
Come thru nd I'll let the knuckles fly.. nd it ain't sonic 3 sega genesis."

I loved Des' playing with the drug/spaz angle. I thought that was brilliant and he did it well.

iSpaz, you took a little step back from last week's verse in terms of original content, but still a solid showing my man. Just not enough to overcome Des here.

Vote - Destroyer

evaD · 11-06-2020, 12:03 PM

Adderal
Mississippi flag

Vs

Extended fam

Des I’ve seen you come better but you had enough here. Forgotten bar we’ll just ignore lol. Ispaz you word things fine but the concepts are pretty dated like knuckles fly bars in 2020 aren’t gonna work. Good from both tho

Vote - des

Culture · 11-06-2020, 01:53 PM

dest
twister bar is fire
adderall was cool
5 years bar felt like filler
dopamine was ok, wp isnt crazy fresh
mississippi was a cool idea, but mag/magnolia is a bit of a reach
closer is ok

spaz
not feeling the opener, seen the same thing done verbatim multiple times
destro bar is decent
it was a cool idea but im not loving the wording
distant cousin is cool
not really feeling the knuckles bar
closer felt a bit light

destro started out really strong and tapered off a bit, but didnt miss much and overall did a decent job of being consistent. spaz didnt really have anything that stood out to me

v/ destro

UPN Zuch · 11-07-2020, 01:11 AM

Up over no shows

Smod of War · 11-07-2020, 04:30 AM

Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude
u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue
nice opener Chad
got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills
So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still
good again
I’m highly ranked in line to champ. It’s light work to finish u
u been here for five years and we’re all still like who the fuck is this dude?
absolutely not
I stay blazed, kid. wax, oil or flower, there’s smoke on my breath
and this dopamine I feel a higher level of reward when I choke u to death
no
got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag
u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag
nice
des a real life shooter, while u just pretend to be
&&& the four got ten shots that will ironically ensure u remember me
guess what? I don’t understand this

Vs

Beat you once, bunch of years ago. Came back nd I was stunned.
..I would say your past ur prime, but it looks like you never had one.
ladies & genlemen, welcome to the year 2006!
GI Joe shit. Got the four fifth and I'm ready to peel at this whole place.
Lollllllllll @ Destro..Guess its fitting the way I'm puttin steel thru your face.
fire
Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster.
You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor.
this is bitten
And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't.
I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin.
lmao yo this was tough, good shit
I'll fade this pussy. Fuck the internet we could settle this.
Come thru nd I'll let the knuckles fly.. nd it ain't sonic 3 sega genesis.
decent, had potential to be better but execution lacked
Yeah I came cold. I'll slump and fold you cuz ur my main trigger.
..And when I break all ur limbs before I shoot it's just to show you a pain killer.
nah

Pretty close battle, both had some good lines. Destroyer had 3 nice ones and iSpaz had 2 nice ones. Spaz definitely drops more to my liking but Des got this one.

Destroyer

hotdogvendorman · 11-07-2020, 11:29 AM

Destro had the opener which was solid and the flag line is cool... Overall a decent verse. Ur wording is good throughout

Spaz had that extended clip line which was cool as a personal but not much else stood out to me concept wise.. Not terrible just not nearly consistent enough

V destroyer

Wanderer · 11-07-2020, 01:09 PM

Des

Twister dope probably LOTB
Adderall ok
Been here for years was a decent personal although a bit plain
Mississippi flag ok

Spaz

Destro was ok
Distant cousin was cool

Des had LOTB and an overall decent verse. iSpaz has flashes of heat but for the most part used played ideas or fell flat.

Vote des

UPN Zuch · 11-07-2020, 05:21 PM

Des had one of his better verses here.

Twister, adderall, and Mississippi bars were my fav.

Spaz had line of the battle with distant cousin. Worded real smooth, but not enough fire power overall to contend with Des here

Nice guys

Vote Des

Dope girl · 11-07-2020, 10:54 PM

I'm stuck on who vote for
Because both had illy lines
I like Destroyer bars better He had deeper bars

Vote Des

Scout · 11-08-2020, 07:41 AM

Dest

Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude
u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue
got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills
So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still

Forgotten almost hit
Who's Barc? @Destroyer referring to your vote
Because I see this in the mag as well. Wtf

Spaz

And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't.
I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin.

It factor almost hit

Voting Destroyer

UserName · 11-08-2020, 03:45 PM

Des -

Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude
u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue
got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag
u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag

Adderall was cool too, i think the wording is keeping it off my list of favs though. Cool verse man.

Spaz -

Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster.
You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor.
And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't.
I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin.

Extended fam was dope. IT factor I've seen variations of, but seemed like a fresh flip of a dated concept. Cool verse overall.

Going with Des on this, Spaz the stuff I didn't like of yours was a bit dated man, using a sonic/knuckles/genesis reference in 2020 is probably just an overall no - just consider it played bud. still a cool little battle, but Des gets it for fresher material overall.

V - Des

Blue Bayou · 11-08-2020, 04:33 PM

Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude
u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue
very played, even with the personal attempt
got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills
So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still
i like the flip to go at his name, but the wp has been done
I’m highly ranked in line to champ. It’s light work to finish u
u been here for five years and we’re all still like who the fuck is this dude?
cool jab w/ sting
I stay blazed, kid. wax, oil or flower, there’s smoke on my breath
and this dopamine I feel a higher level of reward when I choke u to death
this was smooth, cool
got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag
u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag
pretty cool
des a real life shooter, while u just pretend to be
&&& the four got ten shots that will ironically ensure u remember me
smooth enough i suppose, cool idea

Vs

Beat you once, bunch of years ago. Came back nd I was stunned.
..I would say your past ur prime, but it looks like you never had one.
played
GI Joe shit. Got the four fifth and I'm ready to peel at this whole place.
Lollllllllll @ Destro..Guess its fitting the way I'm puttin steel thru your face.
cool nameplay
Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster.
You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor.
nah seen to many IT/clown punches over the years
And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't.
I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin.
dope
I'll fade this pussy. Fuck the internet we could settle this.
Come thru nd I'll let the knuckles fly.. nd it ain't sonic 3 sega genesis.
ehh seen sega/sonic/knuckle punches in the past
Yeah I came cold. I'll slump and fold you cuz ur my main trigger.
..And when I break all ur limbs before I shoot it's just to show you a pain killer.
not feelin

Spaz that extended fam bar was dope but too many old references and played ideas to be a consistent verse... Des was more consistent here with fresher concepts so he takes this one... props to both

Vote DEs

11-01-2020, 11:15 PM	#2
iSpaz Gang shit on my brain Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 265 Battle Record: 10-11 Rep Power: 161231	Yo goin 12 __________________ But don't say I can't rap like I'm not a Rap God, Like I won't break your fucking favorite rapper's rap jaw

11-05-2020, 09:56 PM	#5
Fracture Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,120 Battle Record: 9-2 Rep Power: 10222949	Distant cousin line was pretty dope ispaz... Rest of the verse missed Destro was better. Nothing super dope but nothing real shitty either. Spaz to sit still was good... A little awkward wording. Vote- destro for a more consistent verse. Mostly superior wording __________________ "Yo you can customize your dick in this game"- username "That's a STRONG asshole"- username "Theres no dick like good dick"- Username

11-05-2020, 10:11 PM	#6
Ajax Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 5-4 Rep Power: 95147	This was tough to call. Both had pretty awkward wording and not much in terms of witty concepts. Destroyer relied on forced wordplay a couple times... and Spaz relied on gun bars, which rarely work unless they’re really well done. I think Destroyer had the line of the battle with mag blossom... but, I wasn’t a huge fan of either. Step it up, fellas. Still, I think Destroyer took this by a hair. He wins. __________________ https://soundcloud.com/ajaxinstrumentals

11-06-2020, 11:59 AM	#8
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 999 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178702	Looking forward to this one... iSpaz is getting better weekly and Destroyer is coming off of a tough loss last week, but he always rebounds nicely. Destroyer: "Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue" "got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still" "I stay blazed, kid. wax, oil or flower, there’s smoke on my breath and this dopamine I feel a higher level of reward when I choke u to death" iSpaz: "Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster. You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor." "I'll fade this pussy. Fuck the internet we could settle this. Come thru nd I'll let the knuckles fly.. nd it ain't sonic 3 sega genesis." I loved Des' playing with the drug/spaz angle. I thought that was brilliant and he did it well. iSpaz, you took a little step back from last week's verse in terms of original content, but still a solid showing my man. Just not enough to overcome Des here. Vote - Destroyer __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..

11-06-2020, 12:03 PM	#9
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 697 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156644	Adderal Mississippi flag Vs Extended fam Des I’ve seen you come better but you had enough here. Forgotten bar we’ll just ignore lol. Ispaz you word things fine but the concepts are pretty dated like knuckles fly bars in 2020 aren’t gonna work. Good from both tho Vote - des __________________

11-06-2020, 11:33 AM	#7
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,739 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446142	Honestly thought Destroyer won this pretty handily. I don’t feel like anything honestly eviscerated your opponent but everything hit solid. Punch after punch, you left no room for a mistake from Spaz And honestly Spaz wasn’t as solid but I can tell he hasn’t lot of potential just needs some harder concepts and more direct ones. Destro was on the right path though it’s pretty played. It factor and distant cousins was cool but not enough here V/Des

11-06-2020, 01:53 PM	#10
Culture Beast Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 36 Battle Record: 3-0 Rep Power: 375063	dest twister bar is fire adderall was cool 5 years bar felt like filler dopamine was ok, wp isnt crazy fresh mississippi was a cool idea, but mag/magnolia is a bit of a reach closer is ok spaz not feeling the opener, seen the same thing done verbatim multiple times destro bar is decent it was a cool idea but im not loving the wording distant cousin is cool not really feeling the knuckles bar closer felt a bit light destro started out really strong and tapered off a bit, but didnt miss much and overall did a decent job of being consistent. spaz didnt really have anything that stood out to me v/ destro

11-07-2020, 04:30 AM	#12
Smod of War My avatar is a man, urGAY Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 373 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 1718004	Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue nice opener Chad got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still good again I’m highly ranked in line to champ. It’s light work to finish u u been here for five years and we’re all still like who the fuck is this dude? absolutely not I stay blazed, kid. wax, oil or flower, there’s smoke on my breath and this dopamine I feel a higher level of reward when I choke u to death no got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag nice des a real life shooter, while u just pretend to be &&& the four got ten shots that will ironically ensure u remember me guess what? I don’t understand this Vs Beat you once, bunch of years ago. Came back nd I was stunned. ..I would say your past ur prime, but it looks like you never had one. ladies & genlemen, welcome to the year 2006! GI Joe shit. Got the four fifth and I'm ready to peel at this whole place. Lollllllllll @ Destro..Guess its fitting the way I'm puttin steel thru your face. fire Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster. You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor. this is bitten And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't. I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin. lmao yo this was tough, good shit I'll fade this pussy. Fuck the internet we could settle this. Come thru nd I'll let the knuckles fly.. nd it ain't sonic 3 sega genesis. decent, had potential to be better but execution lacked Yeah I came cold. I'll slump and fold you cuz ur my main trigger. ..And when I break all ur limbs before I shoot it's just to show you a pain killer. nah Pretty close battle, both had some good lines. Destroyer had 3 nice ones and iSpaz had 2 nice ones. Spaz definitely drops more to my liking but Des got this one. Destroyer

11-07-2020, 11:29 AM	#13
hotdogvendorman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 220 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 403870	Destro had the opener which was solid and the flag line is cool... Overall a decent verse. Ur wording is good throughout Spaz had that extended clip line which was cool as a personal but not much else stood out to me concept wise.. Not terrible just not nearly consistent enough V destroyer __________________ The Bad Guys..

11-07-2020, 01:09 PM	#14
Wanderer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: England Posts: 587 Battle Record: 24-33 Champed - NPL Roast Rep Power: 7457538	Des Twister dope probably LOTB Adderall ok Been here for years was a decent personal although a bit plain Mississippi flag ok Spaz Destro was ok Distant cousin was cool Des had LOTB and an overall decent verse. iSpaz has flashes of heat but for the most part used played ideas or fell flat. Vote des

11-07-2020, 10:54 PM	#16
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,706 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	I'm stuck on who vote for Because both had illy lines I like Destroyer bars better He had deeper bars Vote Des

11-08-2020, 07:41 AM	#17
Scout Jeice! Who's that? Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 293 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 1230369	Dest Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still Forgotten almost hit Who's Barc? @Destroyer referring to your vote Because I see this in the mag as well. Wtf Spaz And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't. I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin. It factor almost hit Voting Destroyer

11-08-2020, 03:45 PM	#18
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228862	Des - Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag Adderall was cool too, i think the wording is keeping it off my list of favs though. Cool verse man. Spaz - Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster. You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor. And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't. I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin. Extended fam was dope. IT factor I've seen variations of, but seemed like a fresh flip of a dated concept. Cool verse overall. Going with Des on this, Spaz the stuff I didn't like of yours was a bit dated man, using a sonic/knuckles/genesis reference in 2020 is probably just an overall no - just consider it played bud. still a cool little battle, but Des gets it for fresher material overall. V - Des __________________ First Class

11-08-2020, 04:33 PM	#19
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Caught ur L last week... u ended bloodied like a tampon dude u even came w/ twister bars & still couldn’t put one hand on blue very played, even with the personal attempt got swords, knives, and poisons all designed for quick kills So... adderall up and it equals me getting a spaz to sit still i like the flip to go at his name, but the wp has been done I’m highly ranked in line to champ. It’s light work to finish u u been here for five years and we’re all still like who the fuck is this dude? cool jab w/ sting I stay blazed, kid. wax, oil or flower, there’s smoke on my breath and this dopamine I feel a higher level of reward when I choke u to death this was smooth, cool got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag pretty cool des a real life shooter, while u just pretend to be &&& the four got ten shots that will ironically ensure u remember me smooth enough i suppose, cool idea Vs Beat you once, bunch of years ago. Came back nd I was stunned. ..I would say your past ur prime, but it looks like you never had one. played GI Joe shit. Got the four fifth and I'm ready to peel at this whole place. Lollllllllll @ Destro..Guess its fitting the way I'm puttin steel thru your face. cool nameplay Not laughing with you, they laughing at you. They know I hit faster. You a Clown to the site... Ironic how you won't EVER have the IT factor. nah seen to many IT/clown punches over the years And when I come you run. This inbred could wish it wasn't. I'll have that clip extended fam.. shots for you and that distant cousin. dope I'll fade this pussy. Fuck the internet we could settle this. Come thru nd I'll let the knuckles fly.. nd it ain't sonic 3 sega genesis. ehh seen sega/sonic/knuckle punches in the past Yeah I came cold. I'll slump and fold you cuz ur my main trigger. ..And when I break all ur limbs before I shoot it's just to show you a pain killer. not feelin Spaz that extended fam bar was dope but too many old references and played ideas to be a consistent verse... Des was more consistent here with fresher concepts so he takes this one... props to both Vote DEs