WEEK 4: Destroyer 2-1 VS Universe 1-2 - DESTROYER WINS VIA DQ

[UPN Zuch]

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Line limit

Minimum: 10

Maximum: 16

Verses due 11:59pm EST October 29, 2020 (Thursday)

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Good luck, gentlemen
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[Destroyer]

Dude talks like he’s dope at text. Delivers “almost” bars week after week
Barely eked out a Halo win tho? Yeah...I wouldn’t say ur a master, chief
I can’t stand reading ur wack shit. Just trust ur the fakest. Stop.
only time I’m looking for more from verse is when I peep Mac’s latest drop
knock em all out. light a match & leave him and his crew to burn
then I stay close so I can witness the inevitable heat death of the universe
No one in this league is scared to face u. We all know ur barely harmless
lost to a weak ass wand drop like Neville Longbottom was yelling expeliarmus
Couldn’t make the wackest dude elevate. if I’m pointing out tutors, ur not it
If des EVER says “Uni help” trust that it’s just in a private message to barcotic
Peeped ur loss to that special flower ^^^. &&& now for terrible wordplay, u remain king
props for writing an al gore Rhythm even worse than the one for the league’s true rankings

[Universe]

Hey, man. Check. Your flow was garbage at the end there, FYI.

Let's go...

Originally Posted by Destroyer

...universe fed through his entire verse
Not sure how to vote on this

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Last week, Universe fed through his whole verse and nada was said

Des angry and bitter as shit... You gettin' taken out for a quick win
I'd say you're at your wits end but we're still waiting for them to kick in
Found holes in your posts, I have a few Scruples about your threads
So it's no wonder you stuck up, and we get nothing out of them...
Want some 'positive reinforcement', Des? You an undisputed contender
But a champ? You couldn't speak THAT into existence if you rebooted Alexa
Your record's made off no-show victories... It's hard to watch those, clown
I Y2K'd the lines you made, now that comp-you-box don't count
Hate you with every fiber of my being pal, I knew your gun flow's not real
If ya brandishin' a heater... you just nuking some cold oatmeal
Who you robbin', ass? I gotta ask since you rockin' masks
Last time you took a wad of Cash' you were gawking up at an Amish chap
I'm just yanking ya chain, jerk... for you to access THAT...
You'll have to have a complete overhaul, square... like an attic hatch
Plus your wife made a bigger splash by "feeding" your baby to sewers
Least when YOU flow, the only thing leaving drained is the viewers.. .

Overrated loser.

[Hush]

@Universe you need to take a bar out

[Ajax]

I never understood line by line critiques. Verses aren’t just a collection of couplets... but, you guys seem to like them.. So, here goes.

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Dude talks like he’s dope at text. Delivers “almost” bars week after week
Barely eked out a Halo win tho? Yeah...I wouldn’t say ur a master, chief

Smooth setup... but, Halo didn’t get a single vote. Fake personals don’t hit at all if they’re not actually true..

I can’t stand reading ur wack shit. Just trust ur the fakest. Stop.
only time I’m looking for more from verse is when I peep Mac’s latest drop

Same. Setup was actually better than the punch. Weird name play and you might as well just say “you’re a wacker ‘verse‘ than Sinacog.”

knock em all out. light a match & leave him and his crew to burn
then I stay close so I can witness the inevitable heat death of the universe

This doesn’t rhyme. And another name play.... The heat death punch is a really witty reference though. Dig that. A little like the Blue Period punch last week. You should do more of these.

No one in this league is scared to face u. We all know ur barely harmless
lost to a weak ass wand drop like Neville Longbottom was yelling expeliarmus

Wow. This is the third “you’re wacker than ————“ punch already. And Harry Potter. Ouch.

Couldn’t make the wackest dude elevate. if I’m pointing out tutors, ur not it
If des EVER says “Uni help” trust that it’s just in a private message to barcotic

“You need help.” No one says “you nee help.” That has literally never been said by anyone ever unless you’re Brad Pitt in Snatch. Wordplay only works when it’s really witty and on point. This was neither.

Peeped ur loss to that special flower ^^^. &&& now for terrible wordplay, u remain king
props for writing an al gore Rhythm even worse than the one for the league’s true rankings

What’s an “al gore rhythm?” Seriously. What does that mean?

Originally Posted by Universe

Hey, man. Check. Your flow was garbage at the end there, FYI.

Let's go...

Des angry and bitter as shit... You gettin' taken out for a quick win
I'd say you're at your wits end but we're still waiting for them to kick in

Fresh wording. Set up could have been smoother, but the wits end flip is cool and original.

Found holes in your posts, I have a few Scruples about your threads
So it's no wonder you stuck up, and we get nothing out of them...

This doesn’t rhyme. And, I gotta be honest, I don’t get the punch here.

Want some 'positive reinforcement', Des? You an undisputed contender
But a champ? You couldn't speak THAT into existence if you rebooted Alexa

Again, not understanding this. Yes, we can speak to an Alexa, but how is that a punch?

Your record's made off no-show victories... It's hard to watch those, clown
I Y2K'd the lines you made, now that comp-you-box don't count

What does “comp-you-box” mean? The set up was ok and the internal rhymes are dope... but, I don’t get the final punch.

Hate you with every fiber of my being pal, I knew your gun flow's not real
If ya brandishin' a heater... you just nuking some cold oatmeal

Is this oatmeal “heater” saying a regional thing? The gunplay references were cool, but I don’t get the final punchline.

Who you robbin', ass? I gotta ask since you rockin' masks
Last time you took a wad of Cash' you were gawking up at an Amish chap

The wordplay/flow was really nice here. Very different from the standard stuff folks seem to like here. Not super witty setup/punchline; just a dope couple lines.

I'm just yanking ya chain, jerk... for you to access THAT...
You'll have to have a complete overhaul, square... like an attic hatch

“Over hall square?” Took me a couple to get this... and it doesn’t rhyme. But, this was kinda creative....

Plus your wife made a bigger splash by "feeding" your baby to sewers
Least when YOU flow, the only thing leaving drained is the viewers.. .

Overrated loser.

Like the drained concept... although harping on a miscarriage is crazy.

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This was tough. Destroyer was really bad. Other than heat death, he didn’t have a single line I liked... He was ok last week, so I don’t know why he came so terribly this week...

Universe wasn’t much better.. but, he had a couple wittier lines.. and didn’t rely on name flips and weird comparisons.

Universe wins.. but, I was expecting more from both. Cheers.

[Mac]

v/destroyer

universe went 4 lines over him & swayed I can't see this going another way

cool verse destroyer

[UPN Zuch]

Destroyer wins


Universe posted 4 extra lines. Then did not remove them before first vote.

Universe also swayed.

Forced my
Hand.