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Diode · 07-19-2017, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TeckNeek

Baron have I told you how much I love you bro. I've known you for a long time and still to this day I learn something new from you on the regular. The comedy is deep within your soul brother. SYN shit.

he wasnt joking tho?

@anime_boners

TeckNeek · 07-19-2017, 11:58 AM

Oh I know he wasn't joking. Baron usually a straight shooter. He gives zero fucks about society's opinion that's why it's easy for my bro to express his inner self even if that includes a tongue in his Bung. Respect to the realness

uh-oh · 07-19-2017, 12:10 PM

My motto is to live a life where if a vid of you beating off surfaces it has no effect on you whatsoever.

I dont think there is anything i could do short of actual serious crime (murder/rape/etc) to lose my job and shit.

Give me that fat titted ho's facebook ill wack off to her tonight

millz · 07-19-2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

I had a similar experience once. I was on FB back in the day chatting with this chick I used to know. She sent me some booty pics, nothing serious. Little did I know even if you deleted shit they got put in your archive. One day my ex saw them going through my trash. That's why I never leave my phone unlocked, never share my password and shortly after I deleted my account. Fucked up thing was we had broken up at the time and she fucked someone else and I just got booty shots, yet she still got pissed. As much as I still love her, that bitch was a super slut and I'm glad it's all over.

This isn't even remotely similar. Smh

millz · 07-19-2017, 01:18 PM

This shit happens on tinder all the time. You'd be surprised how many people fall for it.

Strikta · 07-19-2017, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sraL

lmao am i the only one that enjoys having my ass eaten over actually eating ass?

eating ass is disgusting, but im completely pro having my own ass eaten

I love having my ass ate out tbh.

I got this one chic she love it.

God bless that hoe.

Finnydot · 07-19-2017, 09:13 PM

Anyone who permits ass-play on themselves doesn't get the right to call anyone else a fag.

Strikta · 07-19-2017, 09:31 PM

Nigga shut yo bitch ass up.

Grown folk talkin.

sral · 07-20-2017, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

Anyone who permits ass-play on themselves doesn't get the right to call anyone else a fag.

lmao i thought we were way past the childish "if you like a finger in your ass, you must be gay" playground insult here

we're grown men on NC now, the average age is around 30

if you aren't enjoying having your colon massaged by a female at this point the only real loser here is you

Amen · 07-20-2017, 09:23 AM

I don't know bout all that.

NoBODY going any where near my fecal matter exit.

I'll eat a bitch ass early tho. Eat a bitch ass and stick your middle finger in their pussy doing the "Come here motion" and watch them have seizures from the waist down.

True story.

sral · 07-20-2017, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

My motto is to live a life where if a vid of you beating off surfaces it has no effect on you whatsoever.

I dont think there is anything i could do short of actual serious crime (murder/rape/etc) to lose my job and shit.

Give me that fat titted ho's facebook ill wack off to her tonight

TAWK TO 'EM

El Muffin · 07-20-2017, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

And I'm sure you the only nigga that don't eat ass.

That's why your chick left you.

Just saying... I'm sure she got the next few niggas eating her ass.

I upgraded

N she a tweaker now

I win nigga

N she still hmu but I curve tf out of her

Gamesetmatch

Try again

El Muffin · 07-20-2017, 06:40 PM

Nah I'm not knocking y'all getting flesh enemas but I ain't with it xD

Amen · 07-21-2017, 10:59 AM

Shut the entire fuck up nigga.

El Muffin · 07-21-2017, 03:38 PM

Miguel Homo xD

TeckNeek · 07-21-2017, 03:42 PM

Who getting them Footjobs tho. It's like Titty fucking but you fucking the bitches well lotioned feet

Finnydot · 07-21-2017, 05:34 PM

Yeah, no.

I'm not into feet either. Idk, I'll fuck a bitch in her ass but I'm not putting my tongue in it. I'm definitely not letting her tongue in mine. I mean... People act like it's cool, it's not. I take massive shits about 2-3 times a day. My ass can get raw to where I need to shower at like 4pm because I gotta fully wash it so I don't get chaffing. I'm not tryna have some bitch eat my ass and tell me how nasty I am. I've fucked my BM, hopped in the shower and found a few Dingle berries. Lol I just don't recommend anyone going near my ass. I'm a nasty mother fucker.

sral · 07-21-2017, 06:15 PM

lmao WAY GONE AT FUCKING BABY MOMS WITH ACTUAL ASS CRUST STILL ATTACHED TO YOUR NASTY ASS

roflzzz

Strikta · 07-21-2017, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TeckNeek

Who getting them Footjobs tho. It's like Titty fucking but you fucking the bitches well lotioned feet

I get them & love them. I have a foot fetish tho.

If a bitch feet ain't right I can't go.

Total dealbreaker. Pretty feet are a must.

Finnydot · 07-21-2017, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sraL

lmao WAY GONE AT FUCKING BABY MOMS WITH ACTUAL ASS CRUST STILL ATTACHED TO YOUR NASTY ASS

roflzzz

Dingle berries are little shit covered pieces of toilet paper you get stuck in your ass hair.

07-19-2017, 11:58 AM	#22
TeckNeek LyricalWar Veteran Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: BayArea, California Posts: 201 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 310302	Oh I know he wasn't joking. Baron usually a straight shooter. He gives zero fucks about society's opinion that's why it's easy for my bro to express his inner self even if that includes a tongue in his Bung. Respect to the realness __________________ LyricalWar • UrbanProwlers • 411hype Digitalhiphop • RipTheMic • RapMusic TheSyndacate [http://benblazyn.wix.com/beats]

07-19-2017, 12:10 PM	#23
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	My motto is to live a life where if a vid of you beating off surfaces it has no effect on you whatsoever. I dont think there is anything i could do short of actual serious crime (murder/rape/etc) to lose my job and shit. Give me that fat titted ho's facebook ill wack off to her tonight __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

07-20-2017, 06:40 PM	#33
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Nah I'm not knocking y'all getting flesh enemas but I ain't with it xD __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

07-21-2017, 03:38 PM	#35
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Miguel Homo xD __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

07-21-2017, 03:42 PM	#36
TeckNeek LyricalWar Veteran Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: BayArea, California Posts: 201 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 310302	Who getting them Footjobs tho. It's like Titty fucking but you fucking the bitches well lotioned feet __________________ LyricalWar • UrbanProwlers • 411hype Digitalhiphop • RipTheMic • RapMusic TheSyndacate [http://benblazyn.wix.com/beats]

07-19-2017, 01:18 PM	#25
millz CharDeeMacDennis Champion Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 266 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 139496	This shit happens on tinder all the time. You'd be surprised how many people fall for it.

07-19-2017, 09:13 PM	#27
Finnydot Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,052 Champed - Beat Battle I Rep Power: 10457438	Anyone who permits ass-play on themselves doesn't get the right to call anyone else a fag.

07-19-2017, 09:31 PM	#28
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Nigga shut yo bitch ass up. Grown folk talkin.

07-20-2017, 09:23 AM	#30
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	I don't know bout all that. NoBODY going any where near my fecal matter exit. I'll eat a bitch ass early tho. Eat a bitch ass and stick your middle finger in their pussy doing the "Come here motion" and watch them have seizures from the waist down. True story.

07-21-2017, 10:59 AM	#34
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Shut the entire fuck up nigga.

07-21-2017, 05:34 PM	#37
Finnydot Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,052 Champed - Beat Battle I Rep Power: 10457438	Yeah, no. I'm not into feet either. Idk, I'll fuck a bitch in her ass but I'm not putting my tongue in it. I'm definitely not letting her tongue in mine. I mean... People act like it's cool, it's not. I take massive shits about 2-3 times a day. My ass can get raw to where I need to shower at like 4pm because I gotta fully wash it so I don't get chaffing. I'm not tryna have some bitch eat my ass and tell me how nasty I am. I've fucked my BM, hopped in the shower and found a few Dingle berries. Lol I just don't recommend anyone going near my ass. I'm a nasty mother fucker.

07-21-2017, 06:15 PM	#38
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,251 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	lmao WAY GONE AT FUCKING BABY MOMS WITH ACTUAL ASS CRUST STILL ATTACHED TO YOUR NASTY ASS roflzzz __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)