12-20-2016, 08:47 PM | #81 |
Bags will be avenged
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Well I have read every one of your verses and I think it's safe to say that you are a great
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12-20-2016, 09:02 PM | #82 |
DA GOD
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i take that back
destroyer is an all time GREAT
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12-20-2016, 09:09 PM | #83 |
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Text was more fun when there were crews and beef
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12-20-2016, 09:33 PM | #84 |
Bags will be avenged
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Now we're talking...
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12-21-2016, 02:50 AM | #85 | |
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12-21-2016, 02:58 AM | #86 |
Steel Cut
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lol "all a topical writer has to do is be a good writer"
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12-21-2016, 03:09 AM | #87 |
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also, I haven't read many of Diode's verses, but from what I've seen he's legit.
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12-23-2016, 04:14 AM | #88 |
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This thread was a good read. I definitely still have ways to improve, but I have reached semi-finals to finals in most of the leagues and tournaments I have competed in. Particularly AWOL 4-6, I wasn't around before then. But not bad, considering I'm fairly new to this. Hope this still exists ten years from now. Fingers crossed.
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12-23-2016, 09:35 AM | #89 |
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Hi, have you met Witty?
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
12-24-2016, 12:29 AM | #90 |
100%
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12-24-2016, 12:43 AM | #91 |
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12-27-2016, 07:34 PM | #92 | |
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12-28-2016, 05:34 PM | #93 |
Badgerdick
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I won the tourney
So I can't have been far wrong with my predictions of how they would write and what i needed to do to beat them, can I? |
12-28-2016, 06:14 PM | #94 |
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Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
12-28-2016, 08:49 PM | #95 |
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12-29-2016, 12:25 AM | #96 |
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Nigga when i wrote a topical i made an excel spreadsheet of every verse my opponent ever wrote. Each verse in one cell i text wrapped the shit out of it. Then i counted their grammatical mistakes. Put THAT into a sumproduct formula with the binary tendency of their writing (1=emotional 0=pragmatic). I would then take that figure and weight it against their no show rate to arrive at an expected value of performance i needed to hit to ensure a 51% vote rate (the formula for the taste of voters and hate/love voting spread across the entire topical voter population show rate is too granular to get into here). Over time i used my 30 post per day average to leverage the qualitative factor that eluded my pro forma. I effectively became the ghost in the machine, cancelling the noise in the system to allow my system to perform at expected capacity, to make the expected values reality. I did this for years until Zygote's specialist league where i garnered a 64% vote rate, exactly in line with my projection system. My system predicted a 98% chance of victory against Mike Wrecka in the last week to take the accomplishment.
I no showed, purposefully. I watched the deadline tick by in real time. It was the final, only, piece of art that i ever contributed to the site. And it sits in quiet requiem, in this forever irrelevant website. A half decade of math facilitating art just to make the final existential point. I have a screenshot of his victory post as my work screensaver. An immense piece of life no one understands but gives my entire life gravity, every moment. -El Diablo
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12-29-2016, 04:07 AM | #97 |
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lmao lot of hate in here from people that have never beat me, tbh
you can't argue with my linguistic breakdown of each opponent |
12-29-2016, 11:06 AM | #98 | |
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