01-20-2019, 09:57 AM | #41 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,717
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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just reread this lmao
UFUCKA SRS IDIYOTE? tha fuck is a breathe endorphins mleafs is scorchless. stfu idiyote. the fuck are u fucka talk bout idiyote SHUT THE FOOK UP stoopidd gone @ lavish. AND I'm SMART. so bad. seriously. nothing connects here. fucking terrible stuff. if i wrote this one day and presented it srsly i wud seriously think about transforming my life, leaving the country or perhaps just never continuing to resemble a human after that. it was reseller bad and I'm worried about you. r u ok? whars going on? fucka demon swordsman fairy dust getting to u? holy shit this was terrible. i think i've never been dis bad ever even before i started to write (2 years old) by far the most terrible shit ever. consider another hobby. |
01-20-2019, 09:59 AM | #42 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,717
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
if you want tips i gotchu but refer to me as bb sensei or else u will suck forever. i hope ur like 12. if ur anything over 15 i will book a flite to ur houze and parachute in. with 34 secret agents and beat shit out of u with the candle from beauty and the beast. shut up
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01-20-2019, 11:09 AM | #43 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 690
Battle Record: 3-3
Rep Power: 4173629 |
So gone
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01-20-2019, 03:17 PM | #44 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,296
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129213 |
Swag and flow verse..
Monumental demon, demonic spawn legion of hope and fear
Rope a tear, killed a tribe of Indians with silent tears I'm revered, I'm sincere; mouth off to Adolf Hitler with fury I am dreary, mouth of a god; sincerely the serious theory I'm a demon, proud spawn of a Jinn, round house kick mouth offs Silence loud spawns, silence newborn babies with a loud cough I am a demonic spawn, with a fury sword of a thousand testemants Proud resentment pen, loud with zealousness, shroud your over zealousness Mouth of a serpent, snake eyes roll for Angels and pastors For it is the fury of a raptor that sentences the rapture Eyes on serpents and scorpions, pen name Sin I have the fury of a thousand oceans to rain wind Source of power, fury of the devil; scimitar a blade from tree bark Immense laughters my glee's heart; with the power of Leviathan I sea dark Serpent and fox of the rapture's raptor; scapegoat of revelation For with the power of god's rod, I've escaped temptation.. |
01-20-2019, 04:48 PM | #45 |
Badgerdick
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Showdown City
Posts: 2,605
Battle Record: 11-2
Champed - Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 22685549 |
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01-21-2019, 08:57 PM | #46 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,717
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
gone @ mouth of a semen
ur not srs r h? if ur autíste i apologize but also hope u die usually autist giv u superpowers in this case it just gave u fuckin perpetual anime sad eyes ur literally this emoji XD STFU |
01-21-2019, 10:46 PM | #47 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,296
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129213 |
Punchline Verse.. (20 Lines)
My flow is a hot verse, I'll bury you six feet deep; I'll bury you in God's dirt
Glocks burst, and 'you'll hit the wall when I take you to school' like Harry Potter in Hogwarts I'm the mystic misfit, stand six feet back; don't go in my vocal business your girl thinks my raps are tasty; my 'flows cum' my flows delicious Vex a rapping saber's phally, if rap is 'up your alley' I'm stabbing you in alleys I'm gambit with the rally, I'm a psychic that's as 'handsome as a devil' having sex with Aphrodite I suck a girl, I'm a infidel; my tongue and mouth are sucking pearls Bludgeoned swirls, I'll 'bury you 7 feet deep' how's that for fuck the world? My sword's a knife, with my demonic accord; your accord will die Lord of flys, it's like this is star wars; you 'use the force to force your rhymes' Sober lord; grabbed a knife and blade and threw your corpse I'm a salior, when I 'hit the deck' and 'pull your card' I'll have your crew going overboard Light with the crown fable, my plight's with the nouns fatal I'm a modern day Anakin Skywalker, I'll kill all the knights at the round table (vice roy style) hot and flawless, sovereign lord; this god is toxic psychic rapping swordsman, I'm a 'spitting image' of Nostradamus run provoked, I spit so hot and cold, the sun is choked knifes and guns provoke, I'll have your whole 'clique on lean' when I tell a punny joke robbing sniffler, sovereign hitler; ya'll got the jitters drunk off rivers, 'where do I begin' if ya'll 'don't call it quits' I'll call you quitter... Last edited by Sinacog; 01-28-2019 at 11:32 PM. |
01-22-2019, 01:29 AM | #48 |
DMS—Diddled My Stick
Join Date: May 2018
Posts: 1,104
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Punchlines was the wrong name seeing the first bars a 1 liner
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01-22-2019, 02:28 AM | #49 |
LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: CRUMPETVILLE
Posts: 8,402
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
Rep Power: 85899392 |
Did you just say your flows cum your flows delicious?
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01-22-2019, 03:39 AM | #50 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 1,620
Rep Power: 21316670 |
gonna be a no from me dawg
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01-22-2019, 04:27 AM | #51 |
White Earl
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This is where i had to scratch my head also.but glad you stay writing. Keep it up man. Its folks like you that keep this game moving..
Lars.. Didnt mean to edit your shit btw. Fixed
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01-22-2019, 08:38 AM | #52 |
Senior Member
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Posts: 4,446
Battle Record: 3-3
Rep Power: 37645696 |
“And when you fuck me
You fuck me like a faggot” - 2tripp Last edited by Geno; 01-22-2019 at 11:05 PM. |
01-22-2019, 10:21 AM | #53 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2018
Posts: 18
Rep Power: 0 |
lmao classic... the cum bar in this joint is a close second
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01-23-2019, 10:24 PM | #54 | |
Banned
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Posts: 2,962
Battle Record: 6 - 14
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01-23-2019, 10:28 PM | #55 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 2,962
Battle Record: 6 - 14
Rep Power: 0 |
tower of Pisa leaner?
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01-24-2019, 12:20 PM | #56 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,296
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129213 |
Hell
Smoke and ash; choking on cigar smoke; and cigarettes
Fire and ash, smoke from a chimney of a swimming pirouette Eyes of a snake cover my face; sparkling embers subtle dance on stars We wish and pray on star pedestals; God's demon harbors hatred and wrath Sparkling embers subtle dance on monoliths and monuments Pondering apocalypse; demons scare and eviscerate with the talk of lips Journey of the soul; the eyes of Hades are burning for my soul I grab my sword; and stab him in the abdomen; making him a ghost Noxious spitter; I talk with the spawn of monoliths and monuments The apocalypse is thrived of demons and angels; elohims and devils I search for the devil on a demonic level; who is this master of mine? I plaster with rhymes, I am a demon that will dance on his right Eyes of a snake, supplying hatred and wrath; take baths with woman and children For I've seen the flowers of peace and prosperity; concealed in fufillment I adore hell; it's fiery flames awaken holy ghosts and prophets and gods I've seen Adolf Hitler and, Jack the Ripper kneel before Asherah rods For I am a demon of hell, in subtle search of my devil My sword and flame will one day burst on his level.. Last edited by Sinacog; 01-24-2019 at 05:48 PM. |
01-25-2019, 08:31 AM | #57 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,296
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129213 |
Daggar pt.1
Sedative sentences, repentance sin, linguistic pen; statistic zen
Simplistic liquid pen, ballistic twisted vex; sentence dipped in ink phlegm Sentence ripped to bits, crucifixes' stab a court of priests and bishops Arch Bishop of Lordship; lord twists and turns; so his sanity burned in the hourglass Repentance noxious spit; long division master; grab a daggar and stab my anger Brandish lancers and scimitars; grab a blade and daggar; and stab a jagged edge I'm a master of black magical arts; spit a black magical dart at magicians and tricksters For it is with deceit from a fox I've reigned victorious; my reign is glorious Drive a dagger through the fork of a road; towards a lake of your blood stream Stabbed the mud; acquired blood for blood; daggar fish dragon fish I am a master of killing; omnificient being; killing knives and shanks For I have a poison dipped daggar, stab a daggar in a worship's torso I have steel and blue daggars; scimitars and blades of fortune With my psychic ability; I stab you 12 times in a row of children Jesus Christ is my essence fulfillment; I conceal the grin of a rabbit For I've seen killings in war; why don't I take a stab at it? |
01-25-2019, 06:33 PM | #58 | |
DMS—Diddled My Stick
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Posts: 1,104
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Your shit would be dope if you did some AB AAAB AAAB AAAB shit and had a better vocab/subject matter range |
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01-25-2019, 08:27 PM | #59 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,296
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129213 |
Worship
Worships, and warships float and sail on storm seas
Biblical Beasts and demons with claws and swords - want peace Ominous Owls and sparrows; peck and kindle on egregious human animals For it is the dusk of humankind - that we are human kind Sharks and water serpents in seas devour and swallow seals and penguins Pirañas surrender to swordfish with angler fish helping their cause 200 pairs of animals never relinquish their guard; their freedom is splendor For it is with God's mercy and splendor - they have a ocean to remember Owls and sparrows peck at carcasses of burgundy flesh; mahogany wood For with hell's flame putting death to humans - Sodom is good Worships, and warships with souldiers with Asherah Poles as weapons For it is with God's word we cut with Asherah Poles - and have salvation I am a poet and writer, ominous retribution - my worship conjured a constitution For I have the sentiment - to test the waters of a harboring evolution I taste the flesh of chickens and cows, and stay astounded at my life For it is with the worship constitution - I've survived Last edited by Sinacog; 01-25-2019 at 09:45 PM. |
01-25-2019, 10:03 PM | #60 |
Banned
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Posts: 2,962
Battle Record: 6 - 14
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Please just stop.
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