06-06-2014, 01:42 AM | #1 |
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nig almost got bodied yo
My nerves are fkn goin haywire righ now
Check..Im riding with big unk who just had surgery on his shoulder(like a uncle to me) to go.pick up some money a tab head owe him n shit. Shits gucci as far as im concerned.."I hear come get it im home" boom boom things like that over the phone. Im drivin n I got a hlf o on me im tryin to let go for 175..we get out there n cops r deep with with one k9 lurking in front of neighborhood (I aint give a fuck tho ciz the neighborhood I was in? I kno they were posted waitin on slomeone.."they were on a mission" . Aight so we pull.up at dudes crib n he comes out expecting to get some more tabs AFTER he pays what he owes. He didnt know we were solely hollerin at him to get the money bck. Coz usually thats how it always goes with us but neway hes like im paying u back out of my cchicks loot I cant go back emptyhanded. My unk on some fuk u.psy me shit. This is where it gets bad. Dude in question one of dem trinidad james lookin niggas He hears fuck u pay me n hes like thats how u gkn do me? AYYO MATTERFACT.. I GOT U .. ILL BE RIGHT BACK (in that bemused tone,) *senses heightened* We wait like 10 mins n dude casually comes out wuth huge ass bulge in right pocket.. I slip gear into drive..ok my exterior is calm but my int on alert mode. Seconds precious..every move essential Now during this time im thinkjn my unk didsnt see the gun. Hes on the phone TALKING TO A THIRD PARTY THAT KNOWS Us (even tab head) and knew deal was going down. MY UNK WAS LIKE *On phone* Oh here he go Yo bama.. (tab head) My connect wanna talk tk you He djdnt say connect mindu but thats what it was This catches dude by surprise..he actually might end up getting ssum dope at the end of tbe day. They tlk he seems appeased He gives us the money n as were pulling off ge brandishes what appears to be a 45 iono shit was huge as fuk. N was taunting like he was about to send some in just for a farewell present. Bama was actin like it was news when he pulled that shit out. Little did I kno my unk wss on game too and the whole phune stunt was t Done for a reason. One he would have ti shoot us both on speakerphone with third party that knows us all Second cops were posted at neighborhood entrance n potential shooter didnt.know untill I mentioned it "yo letts goo its fkn hot here..nigs is posted" We got outta there quck asfuck b Im drunkasfucj.inlost track but I think im done Fhckin eh bros
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06-06-2014, 01:58 AM | #2 |
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Maaan.
Look.I had a gun pulled on me b4 Im not goin to front.like im some hardbody tough guy ..im not I just know how to handle myself Whether under duress or under investigation. So in b4 that The vibe I got was I coulda lost my life tday Havent got tgat in awhile
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06-06-2014, 02:05 AM | #3 |
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Shits tough. You gotta be smart and eleviate the potential for funk by keeping yourself outta those situations. I've had two guns pulled on me in my lifetime. One misfired and the other one was just talking. Life is precious....you live to fight another day Craig
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06-06-2014, 02:13 AM | #4 |
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Trust I wont b put in that situation again.
If you Dont front a nigga he wont owe u shit Feels
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-06-2014 at 02:20 AM. Reason: im onnnnn oneeeee |
06-06-2014, 03:01 AM | #5 |
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Strickly why I don't fuck wit dope heads. Then niggas are crazy stupid thinking 2 percs an a zebra cake is worth stabbing somebody an shit lol
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06-06-2014, 07:14 AM | #6 |
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Unfathomably stupid.
Nig felt disrespected..thas all Edit: 1 member 5 guests viewin thread *senses heightened* Lol nah but yoooo
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06-06-2014, 08:20 AM | #7 |
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Stay safe OP
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06-06-2014, 09:13 AM | #8 |
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Fuckin w/ them pill heads bro.
Lol Smh. Y'all call em tab heads down south? |
06-06-2014, 11:15 AM | #9 |
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Niggas always want more after they pay off the debt
Keep em hooked IMO
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06-06-2014, 11:26 AM | #10 |
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Yeah strik round my way we do.
N lol @ translate story plz tag Reps
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06-06-2014, 03:45 PM | #11 |
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Is,why I don't deliver.
And,only certain people come to my house To cop. Other than that I aint coming to no neighborhood Fuck I look like getting shot over a half |
06-06-2014, 03:47 PM | #12 |
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I was high as fuck tryna read this shit last night
At the end, I'm pretty sure I just scanned my eyes across my screen for 5 minutes
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06-06-2014, 05:03 PM | #13 |
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Then don't hustle
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06-06-2014, 05:05 PM | #14 |
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well, sorry to hear that...
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06-06-2014, 05:08 PM | #15 |
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@Hush
Why do I have to put myself in danger to sell drugs tho? I've been hustling for a decade...my system has never failed me..why change now? |
06-06-2014, 05:17 PM | #16 |
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he was thinkin the whole time, damn wait until my friends on NCs hear about this one
thug life?
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06-06-2014, 06:22 PM | #17 |
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Mike I never share these things.
And innovator...dude nvr knew I had the hlf We were there for debt I got rid of yhat thang thp :)
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06-06-2014, 06:24 PM | #18 |
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tbh i petition for a short summary translation
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06-06-2014, 07:25 PM | #20 |
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I move the ganja
He got tge script Solved. He ain kno bruh trusttttt
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beyonds a fag, internet slangin, no really. they r drug dealerz, translate story plz, why is muff here still? |
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