Strange vs Destroyer - STRANGE WINS

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NBL Season 9


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[King]

word

[Destroyer]

Yep 10

[Destroyer]

des will rock ur frame & smack ur head til ur droppin brains
cumberbatch is nowhere in sight, but u still will be seeing a dr. strange
don't need a militia to hit ya with hollow steel and expose ur white ribs
put u all over the wall w/these clips like Don Creed watching pop's old fight vids
that's right kid, tho this ain't gonna be no fight of the century
cause u stay bitchmade like that making a murderer documentary
I call my dick Bob Marley, and King, it's free at last
taught ur girl the meaning of "one love" like she was in oats Korean class
that was a mistake tho, cause she keeps calling and that's lame
she tries, but can't forget the D in her rump like Trump's real last name

[King]

Originally Posted by Destroyer in sign out thread

tired of losing to cell phone bars again and again and again and again and again and again

Lol I thought Pulse had done enough, stayin in was dumb as fuck
Cell phone bars had u runnin out the door? bitch u shoulda just hung it up
n If I grab the 38, Des done. U'll be the Leo of russian roullette son...
Ur takin this snub on the chin n it might be 4, 5 tries before u finally get one
This like Agent vs crippled queer. lol Idk y this shit-tier bitch is here
s'Like ur gettin chased in the matrix, u need to find a new callin...disappear
This pit vs poodle. King is brutal n I'm killin this simple dimwit.
Bitch is timid, Got no bite n his barks so soft lovers carve initials in it
We aint cut from the same. I'm runnin thru dames, ur a cuddling lame.
U need to stop cheatin yourself Des, ur too soft to be fuckin with Strange

[King]

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[Destroyer]

lol oh you want votes?

[King]

At least some feed haha

[Pinot Grij]

Des
Opener is dope - the wordplay could've been even fiercer, but it was still dope.
I didn't see the Creed movie, but I get the picture. Pretty good.
Bitchmade is a weird diss for Making a Murderer. I get it, but I don't think it's the first thing that comes to people's minds.
One Love line is dope. Super clean setup/punch construction.
Closer is funny. I knew there'd be a flip on that story this week and you did it in a comedic way.

vs

Strange
Opener has some damn fine imagery - well executed.
Leo line is dope and creative as fuck.
Rhyming in the Matrix line is dope "Idk y this shit-tier bitch is here" - nice. Gives the punch more impact for sure.
Bark is LOTB. Wow.
If there's wp in the closer, then I'm missing it. It just seems like a complete throwaway in my eyes.

Yoooo, this is a really dope battle and hella close. Des really only had one egregious miss and that was Making a Murderer. But Strange's closer was a miss for me too. It sucks to pick a winner in this instance because I don't think you can really call either guy a loser in this instance. I gotta put Des's opener and One Love up against Strange's Leo and Bark. And I liked Leo and Bark a bit better.

Vote -- Strange

[jilti]

Props to both for an entertaining read. Got this even in quotables. Took my favorite bars from each battler and the end result is the Leo & lovers carve initials in it were the 2 best bars of the battle

V/ strange

[JShazo]

dope battle, vote for strange.. had the better bars overall, both verses were clean tho... strange was jus a lil better here

v-stranger

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

des will rock ur frame & smack ur head til ur droppin brains
cumberbatch is nowhere in sight, but u still will be seeing a dr. strange
Ok. Wording in the punch could've been better
don't need a militia to hit ya with hollow steel and expose ur white ribs
put u all over the wall w/these clips like Don Creed watching pop's old fight vids
Don't get the reference
that's right kid, tho this ain't gonna be no fight of the century
cause u stay bitchmade like that making a murderer documentary
How does bitchmade relate to that doc? Maybe I'm forgetting something
I call my dick Bob Marley, and King, it's free at last
taught ur girl the meaning of "one love" like she was in oats Korean class
Decent
that was a mistake tho, cause she keeps calling and that's lame
she tries, but can't forget the D in her rump like Trump's real last name
Not feeling

Vs

Originally Posted by Strange

Lol I thought Pulse had done enough, stayin in was dumb as fuck
Cell phone bars had u runnin out the door? bitch u shoulda just hung it up
Ok, Nothing special
n If I grab the 38, Des done. U'll be the Leo of russian roullette son...
Ur takin this snub on the chin n it might be 4, 5 tries before u finally get one
Ok
This like Agent vs crippled queer. lol Idk y this shit-tier bitch is here
s'Like ur gettin chased in the matrix, u need to find a new callin...disappear
Nah
This pit vs poodle. King is brutal n I'm killin this simple dimwit.
Bitch is timid, Got no bite n his barks so soft lovers carve initials in it
Dope
We aint cut from the same. I'm runnin thru dames, ur a cuddling lame.
U need to stop cheatin yourself Des, ur too soft to be fuckin with Strange
errr.. Perhaps missing something? Weak closer

Strange had enough. LOTB with Bark and even though him and Des both had misses, Strange was slightly more consistent. Strange edges the W

V/Strange