10-15-2014, 02:26 PM | #1 |
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Saw my dick head for the first time
My foreskin has always been wrapped fuckin nice n snug around my dick
It would never go past like, the very tip of my head. Well last night I was having sex, and while I was pumping away like a fuckin piston, BAM. My head slipped out of its casing like the dirty little bitch it is And it hurted so bad I started crying and the girl was like, wow, this is really turning me off And I was like that's okay, I'm done anyways and scared But now it looks way bigger >:) Open your arms my uncircumcised brethren. I am living the best of both worlds
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10-15-2014, 02:32 PM | #2 |
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10-15-2014, 02:35 PM | #3 |
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Fat jew.. I think
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10-15-2014, 02:39 PM | #4 |
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but srs you should get that checked out
your situation is already unhealthy it might have to get chopped off |
10-15-2014, 02:43 PM | #5 |
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I don't know how unhealthy it is. It's just my dick head. It's supposed to be there.
Who wrote the pics or it didn't happen tag? Lars?
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10-15-2014, 03:43 PM | #6 |
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No, but srs....Knuck has a point.
It's not supposed to hurt. Your foreskin might be too tight and require a little snip. It's a legit medical problem. JS.
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10-15-2014, 03:44 PM | #7 |
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Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it
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10-15-2014, 03:55 PM | #8 |
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@Rawn MD to thread for diagnosis
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10-15-2014, 03:59 PM | #9 |
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10-15-2014, 04:04 PM | #10 |
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I'm proud of you and join you in your celebrations of this momentous occasion.
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10-15-2014, 04:18 PM | #11 |
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Shits normal. It's scary, but it was destined to happen eventually. Congrats!
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10-15-2014, 04:29 PM | #12 |
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I'M SO PROUD!
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10-15-2014, 04:55 PM | #13 |
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10-15-2014, 05:00 PM | #14 |
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Stop bucking wittys head up
Hes going to hell with a wicker g string
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10-15-2014, 05:00 PM | #15 |
Lime Life
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Thank you my friend, and the same to you.
I am thinking of buying a tophat.
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10-15-2014, 05:01 PM | #16 |
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I'm gonna put my dick in ur eye.
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10-15-2014, 05:07 PM | #17 |
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I'll do it myself
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10-15-2014, 05:14 PM | #18 |
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Smegma
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10-15-2014, 05:16 PM | #19 |
Lime Life
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lmao who made the tag 'pics or it didnt happen?"
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10-15-2014, 05:44 PM | #20 |
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lol
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