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01-23-2014, 10:23 PM | #21 |
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Fig - young stunner the best, he’ll stick a gun to ya neck.
Fox hunta w/ a box cutter, gotta skull on his chest like the Punisher Vest. Pent uP – Russian mafia rival w/ a Kalashnikov rifle. Straight Arkham’s disciple, s’why he always recycles. Pancake – General Zuckle, straight got ya melon’ reshuffled into sediment puddle. Counter-culture bouncer puncher, pressin’ a gun w/ a muzzle flexin’ pectoral muscles. Veritas – Straight Marvel assassin w/ the heart of Aladdin, Psychologist flow got the oxycodone, brandishin’ larceny action at the pharmacy laughin’ Genocide – The birthright zealot, straight servin’ a third life sentence. S’why he gotta turn spike trenchclub hidden in his Third Reich Helmet. Vulgar – Metal Gear solid, got the tech in his wallet w/ a fire element’ on it. Violent gremlin discussin’ 9/11 in the president’s office before congressional caucus. Masaii - The North Congo raper w/ a longbow sabre, Straight jungle fed s'why his junk is dead like auto-failure on an off-road racer. |
01-23-2014, 10:28 PM | #22 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
that was pretty good you can take over
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01-23-2014, 10:47 PM | #23 |
Razor-thin derision
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lol @ General Zuckle
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01-23-2014, 10:50 PM | #24 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Official Translator is better.
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01-23-2014, 10:58 PM | #25 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
i'm pretty sure that's neighbor himself. nobody else uses Kalashnikov except him. he can take over
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01-23-2014, 11:02 PM | #26 |
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It's not Neighbor.
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01-23-2014, 11:05 PM | #27 |
Razor-thin derision
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lol
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01-23-2014, 11:08 PM | #28 |
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01-23-2014, 11:09 PM | #29 |
Genghis Khan Vuitton
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01-23-2014, 11:11 PM | #30 |
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- Netcees Battle League(2x)
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This made me lol irl
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01-23-2014, 11:12 PM | #31 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
nah. official wanted to take the spotlight like a little alias bitch so he can finish it
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01-23-2014, 11:16 PM | #32 |
Genghis Khan Vuitton
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- 1-2 Season 1
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- Fight Night XXXIII
- Fight Night XXVI
- BA Swag & Flow
- 1-2 Punch League (2x)
- Netcees Battle League(2x)
- BA Slugfest II
- Fight Night of Champions
- Fight Night LXXXIII
- Summer Classic X
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$10 says it's Dallas
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01-23-2014, 11:20 PM | #33 |
Om
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Hey, you did great
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01-23-2014, 11:21 PM | #34 |
Robin Williams of Fallen Victims
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LOLed@off
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01-23-2014, 11:21 PM | #35 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Really? I liked yours. You do recycle sometimes.
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01-23-2014, 11:25 PM | #36 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
only know of 2 people on this board that could emulate that style to near perfection and he's one of them.
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01-23-2014, 11:26 PM | #37 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Who's the other one?
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01-23-2014, 11:29 PM | #38 |
SOBER
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Haven't checked IP's but my money is on Zygote.
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If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me? |
01-23-2014, 11:30 PM | #39 |
Genghis Khan Vuitton
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- 1-2 Punch League (2x)
- Netcees Battle League(2x)
- BA Slugfest II
- Fight Night of Champions
- Fight Night LXXXIII
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Certain or Dallas, that's my guess
But I still do it better
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01-23-2014, 11:31 PM | #40 |
Razor-thin derision
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You guys dilute the alias game when you reveal identities. May Official Translator bask in temporary glory without interference from shinigami eyes.
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