LMAO DRUNKEN AOWL VIDEO MAGAZINE - FEAT PRESIDENT LARS AND MMLP - FOUR PART MOTHERFUCKING EXTENDED BONANZA SKANK SPECIAL!111111111one111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sral · 05-14-2016, 07:26 AM

WADDUP NETCEES?!

THIS WEEK THE PRES AND @MMLP TAKE A LOOK AT

- WHO THEIR TOP THREE WORST WRITERS IN THE LEAGUE ARE!

- MMLP REVEALS HIS PERSONAL THOUGHTS ON SEVERAL AOWL MEMBERS

- THERE'S AN INSIGHT INTO SOME 90'S MUSIC NOSTALGIA

- BEERS CONSUMED, SHOTS FIRED, TROLLING AND COUNTER TROLLING TAKING PLACE, A CAMEO FROM THE BARMAID

- A DOG TAKES A GIANT PISS UP MMLP'S GYM BAG, TO FIND OUT MORE AND HOW AND WHY - LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO...

PT 1

PT 2

PT 3

PT 4

CATCH YOU GUYS SOON!

MMLP · 05-14-2016, 10:12 AM

Ahahahahaha this is epic, Hangover 80% cured!

Best Mag Ever!

Razah · 05-14-2016, 11:12 AM

Can't believe I just saw that shit.

Lol, ya'll some fools. Baron got an annoying laugh though, fuck that Nigga's laugh. lmao.

Anyways, @MMLP, I was actually gonna write about Eminem in our battle too. That CD was the first hip hop CD that I've ever listened to & he's who got me into rap. So, I was going to go that route, but I skimmed through your verse & saw the Eminem references and scrapped it. *shrugs

Ghost1 · 05-14-2016, 11:30 AM

Man lmfaoooo

First vid had me cheesin

I'm flip to the 4th vid an see if u bros r noticeably more bent lol

Ghost1 · 05-14-2016, 11:31 AM

LMFAOAOOAOAOAOA

watched 3 seconds an the lights r out an u guys r singing drunk in the middle of the bar

Confirmed....u r noticeably drunker

Almost spit my coffee out wen I opened that shit ahaba

sral · 05-14-2016, 12:10 PM

LMAO JUST TAGGING EVERYONE THAT GOT MENTIONED
@Adonis @mr.j @Frank @NYCSPITZ @pharoahs army @Adverse @Artifice @breathless @2triple0

NYCSPITZ · 05-14-2016, 12:44 PM

LMAOOOOFAMSDOFMAMFOSDNFOAKLDFN.........

..............

I'd sniff a line w/ u bruhs

Artifice · 05-14-2016, 01:05 PM

funny shit guys

Inno · 05-14-2016, 03:05 PM

Lars is so full of energy lmao

Dope mag fellas

timeless · 05-14-2016, 07:18 PM

Lmao

Baron giggling at end of first vid priceless dudes so excited hahaha

This needs to be in discussion for full glory

Crin da Cringer · 05-14-2016, 07:24 PM

i fuck wit Southampton

Mr. J · 05-15-2016, 02:44 AM

LOL.....lies I voted for MMLP the 2nd or 3rd week

was it this league? I cant remember....but word....dope vid

MMLP · 05-15-2016, 03:38 AM

Haha! If ppl wanna give us suggestions, debate topics to drunkenly discuss. We'll take them on board!

Vulgar · 05-17-2016, 02:05 PM

Lol goodness

Wackest verse you've ever read by a good writer
Wackest verse you've ever written
Your thoughts on America and Americans
The worst thing to say to a drunken Brit
Your thoughts on the disastrous poem league

Enjoy NCGs

Razah · 05-19-2016, 01:33 AM

So uhm, I'm guessing this was Week 10's mag?

Adonis · 05-19-2016, 01:38 AM

@Frank was supposed to do something with that one. I don't know what the fuck happened, it sort of got lost in the shuffle.

When is Rajah gonna write us a mag? This will help us know you better.

fucking auto correct always. I can't figure out how to tell my mac to remember the spelling of razah not rajah, this has been bugging for a minute now

Razah · 05-19-2016, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

@Frank was supposed to do something with that one. I don't know what the fuck happened, it sort of got lost in the shuffle.

When is Rajah gonna write us a mag? This will help us know you better.

fucking auto correct always. I can't figure out how to tell my mac to remember the spelling of razah not rajah, this has been bugging for a minute now

Google, gotta' love it.

Select "Show Spelling and Grammar" from the sub-options to open the Spelling window. Click the "Learn" button on the left to add the word to your Apple Mac dictionary.

I dunno how it takes you guys so long to write mags. What is it, an interview, an intro/outro, battle predictions, reviewing last week's battles (rephrasing the battles you've voted on / the couple you didn't vote on), some random music/artist.. When I did them decades ago, I used to throw in sexy bitches, but that's me, I like sexy bitches. Uh, a "top 5" of the moment and a little brief bio on writers to stroke their ego & keep people entertained, some shit talking.. blao, there goes a mag.

Maybe I'd write it so fast because I type over 80 words per minute (just did a typing test to have an accurate number), and I'm pretty high right now.I feel like I would just write that shit as I go, maybe throw in some fancy words to raise Buddha's eyebrow or sum'n.

Ya'll just some slackers.

sral · 05-19-2016, 04:08 AM

its easier to just record a vid and talk to cam

I couldn't be bothered typing all that shit out

just open NC on your laptop

set up your phone to record as you scroll/open threads/view matches

MMLP · 05-19-2016, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

its easier to just record a vid and talk to cam

I couldn't be bothered typing all that shit out

just open NC on your laptop

set up your phone to record as you scroll/open threads/view matches

Being intoxicated helps :)

Frank · 05-20-2016, 04:27 PM

kudos.

05-14-2016, 12:10 PM	#6
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,255 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	LMAO JUST TAGGING EVERYONE THAT GOT MENTIONED @Adonis @mr.j @Frank @NYCSPITZ @pharoahs army @Adverse @Artifice @breathless @2triple0 __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

05-14-2016, 12:44 PM	#7
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	LMAOOOOFAMSDOFMAMFOSDNFOAKLDFN......... .............. I'd sniff a line w/ u bruhs __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

05-14-2016, 07:24 PM	#11
Crin da Cringer Junior Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 27 Rep Power: 462599	i fuck wit Southampton __________________ CRIN DA CRINGE

05-15-2016, 02:44 AM	#12
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,024 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349678	LOL.....lies I voted for MMLP the 2nd or 3rd week was it this league? I cant remember....but word....dope vid __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

05-19-2016, 01:38 AM	#16
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946446	@Frank was supposed to do something with that one. I don't know what the fuck happened, it sort of got lost in the shuffle. When is Rajah gonna write us a mag? This will help us know you better. fucking auto correct always. I can't figure out how to tell my mac to remember the spelling of razah not rajah, this has been bugging for a minute now __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

05-14-2016, 10:12 AM	#2
MMLP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 600 Battle Record: 15-16 Champed - Write Week 9 Rep Power: 9768087	Ahahahahaha this is epic, Hangover 80% cured! Best Mag Ever!

05-14-2016, 11:12 AM	#3
Razah rockkFresh Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Chicago. Posts: 1,088 Battle Record: 8-10 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 11328542	Can't believe I just saw that shit. Lol, ya'll some fools. Baron got an annoying laugh though, fuck that Nigga's laugh. lmao. Anyways, @MMLP, I was actually gonna write about Eminem in our battle too. That CD was the first hip hop CD that I've ever listened to & he's who got me into rap. So, I was going to go that route, but I skimmed through your verse & saw the Eminem references and scrapped it. *shrugs

05-14-2016, 01:05 PM	#8
Artifice Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 269 Battle Record: 17-9 Champed - Art Of Writing League - GWL Picture Challenge Rep Power: 3944945	funny shit guys

05-14-2016, 03:05 PM	#9
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	Lars is so full of energy lmao Dope mag fellas

05-14-2016, 07:18 PM	#10
timeless past tense Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: NJ Posts: 1,627 Battle Record: 22-39 Rep Power: 4341325	Lmao Baron giggling at end of first vid priceless dudes so excited hahaha This needs to be in discussion for full glory

05-15-2016, 03:38 AM	#13
MMLP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 600 Battle Record: 15-16 Champed - Write Week 9 Rep Power: 9768087	Haha! If ppl wanna give us suggestions, debate topics to drunkenly discuss. We'll take them on board!

05-17-2016, 02:05 PM	#14
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	Lol goodness Wackest verse you've ever read by a good writer Wackest verse you've ever written Your thoughts on America and Americans The worst thing to say to a drunken Brit Your thoughts on the disastrous poem league Enjoy NCGs

05-19-2016, 01:33 AM	#15
Razah rockkFresh Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Chicago. Posts: 1,088 Battle Record: 8-10 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 11328542	So uhm, I'm guessing this was Week 10's mag?

05-19-2016, 04:08 AM	#18
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,255 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	its easier to just record a vid and talk to cam I couldn't be bothered typing all that shit out just open NC on your laptop set up your phone to record as you scroll/open threads/view matches __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

05-20-2016, 04:27 PM	#20
Frank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,228 Champed - NWL Season 2 - Art of Writing League (5x) - Lime Green Poetry Association - AOWL Season 6 - AOWL Season 10 Rep Power: 3853343	kudos. __________________ *VETWORK*