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Old 05-25-2015, 07:09 AM   #1
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Old 05-25-2015, 07:49 AM   #2
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Old 05-28-2015, 06:33 AM   #3
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair
cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air
call him Pistachio Disguisey, but can't hide from me - I'll murder Muff
switches styles like a master but still ain't turtely enough for the turtle club
I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock
cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot
u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping
ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing
she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now
I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down
des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon
while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:53 AM   #4
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onnnc.sup des. See u at the den. Left ur key under the mat.
Taken from Judes(des) user profile

Aww shit. I'd revoke this now
That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi..
Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down
Being a sour old grape must be an unbearable fate
Let's see: Ages Badly,Good for a whine n finally..Of Terrible Taste
Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today
50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away
We draw n quarter niggas. Then shoot@birds. To men it's nothing
You drawing quarters nigga. Then shoot at birds. That's Cabelas Hunting
fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs
Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids
Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered
Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier


I can't see my shit structurally

Hopefully it isn't a problem

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Old 05-29-2015, 06:42 AM   #5
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair
cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air
here we go with the URL shit. This is meh at best
call him Pistachio Disguisey, but can't hide from me - I'll murder Muff
switches styles like a master but still ain't turtely enough for the turtle club
concept played but you coulda flipped it better, not feelin
I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock
cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot
really yo?
u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping
ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing
much better, I liked this
she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now
I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down
the wp is so forced here I don't even know what it's supposed to be, gave her money? Moiney? Smh
des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon
while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung
concept played, flip decent at best


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onnnc.sup des. See u at the den. Left ur key under the mat.
Taken from Judes(des) user profile

Aww shit. I'd revoke this now
That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi..
Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down
was waiting for this..you coulda done more with the concept, this is meh
Being a sour old grape must be an unbearable fate
Let's see: Ages Badly,Good for a whine n finally..Of Terrible Taste
lol no man wtf..
Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today
50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away
niceness
We draw n quarter niggas. Then shoot@birds. To men it's nothing
You drawing quarters nigga. Then shoot at birds. That's Cabelas Hunting
i personally don't like this, Meh at best
fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs
Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids
i liked this, good shit
Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered
Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier
decent here

honesty I wish I didn't have to vote on this battle,
1. Because destroyer is a crybaby and will probably want this vote dqed
2. Muffs style is starting to piss me off & now des is following it
3. Both can come a lot better but choose not to idk

Destroyer honestly had 1 quotable IMO
Muff had 2, edging 2.5 quotables at best.

Muff had two bars that were nice, the rest was bad. Destroyer had 1 good bar. Muff keeps getting lucky winning with these verses smh. Des could have easily won if he didn't try that dumb shit. If not for the lack of battles to vote on I wouldn't have hit this one up.

Vote: Muff
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Old 05-29-2015, 11:24 AM   #6
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des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon
while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung

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Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today
50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away
Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered
Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier


I think both had a cpl lines that didn't hit due to wording. The quoteables are about even but I think Destroyer whiffed worse on a couple lines, like the sandlot one and the boston bombings. Muff's intro needed to be revised, but I think he takes this.

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Old 05-29-2015, 03:24 PM   #7
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair
cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air
still don't know what RB is or why people keep referring to it but this is cool IMO
call him Pistachio Disguisey, but can't hide from me - I'll murder Muff
switches styles like a master but still ain't turtely enough for the turtle club
not feeling
I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock
cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot
not feeling
u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping
ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing
cool
she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now
I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down
unless I'm being stupid shits gotta be forced
des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon
while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung
nah
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Taken from Judes(des) user profile

Aww shit. I'd revoke this now
That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi..
Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down
don't get it
Being a sour old grape must be an unbearable fate
Let's see: Ages Badly,Good for a whine n finally..Of Terrible Taste
nope
Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today
50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away
liked this, cool
We draw n quarter niggas. Then shoot@birds. To men it's nothing
You drawing quarters nigga. Then shoot at birds. That's Cabelas Hunting
nah
fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs
Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids
Ok
Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered
Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier
ok


I can't see my shit structurally

Hopefully it isn't a problem

Lemme kno
This is a difficult one, wasn't feeling much overall. Des had better hitting lines but LOTB was pen pals for me
Idk.. Overall des more consistent

V/Des by a hair
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair
cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air
I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock
cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot

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Aww shit. I'd revoke this now
That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi..
Cept of there bein just one fagot u both down
Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today
50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away
fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs
Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids

Got it 3-2
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Old 05-29-2015, 08:57 PM   #9
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Turtle club lol
Everything else but sandlot I was feeling. Hermoine was dope

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Catwalk
Penpals
Cabell as

We're all non quotes for shot wording but good concepts

I'd say stop drinking but I've worded bars better fucked up

Idk if it's your new approach or your just rushing everything but nothing hit cus of the wording man

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u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping
ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing
she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now
I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down
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Taken from Judes(des) user profile

Aww shit. I'd revoke this now
That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi..
Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down
Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today
50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away
Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered
Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier


I can't see my shit structurally

Hopefully it isn't a problem

Lemme kno
This was pretty close but I have 1 more quote for Muff. Muff's wording is a bit weird but I thought he brought enough together here to take the win. That penpal lines could've been soo dope if worded better. I wasn't a big fan of Des' verse this time around. Couple decent lines tho.

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i broke this down earlier but basically, a close one, between destro's shang tsung line and muffs 50 cal. Both are using URL style which doesn't work well in text, which was probably a disadvantage to destro but made his closer hit harder. I give it to Destro for the creativity.

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Old 06-01-2015, 10:18 PM   #13
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair
cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air
okish
call him Pistachio Disguisey, but can't hide from me - I'll murder Muff
switches styles like a master but still ain't turtely enough for the turtle club
...des?
I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock
cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot
....des??
u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping
ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing
good try at complexity but didnt totallly work for me
she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now
I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down
cool flip, assuming it's Her-my-knee.. tbh i dont get why people dont get this
des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon
while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung
im hoping the end of the opener is supposed to be 'lame son' cause thsi is a nice bar but the rhyme would be awful as writen




Aww shit. I'd revoke this now
That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi..
Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down
eeh
Being a sour old grape must be an unbearable fate
Let's see: Ages Badly,Good for a whine n finally..Of Terrible Taste
wine/whine is so done lol. not really feeling it
Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today
50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away
dope
We draw n quarter niggas. Then shoot@birds. To men it's nothing
You drawing quarters nigga. Then shoot at birds. That's Cabelas Hunting
cool idea but kinda light for me
fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs
Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids
ok
Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered
Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier
nice


hermione
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pen pals
st jude
upper tier


fuck this is close. i thought pen pals was lotb but hermione and shang tsung were the next best... i think muff gets my edge for consistency. props guys.

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