THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Mr. J]

what a pain people gotta be
the absurdity deserves an apostrophe
an atrocity...an apology
the only thing calming me has bombed to me.
a bunch of know it alls with these hypotheses
I hang out down in the gallows
you could get surrounded by Rambo
you send prayers to God I talk to Lando...
system on high alert when the blind will purge
nonsense & ego know that the silence hurts.
another few observations that I find absurd.
lying turds.
buying herb.
Nightly work.
intercourse...at least the last time it occurred
look at these mindless nerds...
getting excited over heartbreak & diction
look at these martyrs to the archaic affliction
its stupid, its useless...
I laugh at the confusion of skill...
and the proper way to use it
it took me 365 days to write this
using whats left, carpal tunnel in my write wrist
if you suffer to instrumentals & silence
appear 23 & act like its a midlife crisis...
I laugh & carry on with my shit...

[JESODIST]

Greeting my people its the storming Prince of Darkness,
The sibling of evil performing all these Killings Heartless,
Marvelous War Chief shielded by gargoyles eating Raw Beef,
When its time to lyrically battle we make them All Grief,
Dismantled and boxed in the Past like an Archive,
Artificial dreams from a Linguistical Artist,
strategically ready for you Sneeky Sharp Thieves,
Search for the Tree of life then begin to Pick Apart Leaves,
Unto the branches and Down to the Bark where you will Notice a Mark, Contracted to delete troops Viciously in the Field,
The Carniverous Breed who knows about all your Insidious Deals,
Was brought here to punish for the Malcious Deed eat you up like Delicious Feed,
Now here comes the Polly Wood Pecker who had to become Jolly Good Beggar,
When it comes to competition he is Outstandingly Better
be fast on the mission or be Rapidly Severed,
You know nothing about Being Explosive in Cyphers,
Sharing a cell with Really Repulsive Fighters,
Composing with Fire that Seem Corrosive to Writers,
Behold for I hold the power of the sea in my Bold Hands,
Resting on a throne my wife andromeda tells me that I am So Strong,
Ejecting flows big enough to devour your Whole Gang
while perfecting a verse and grooving to an Old Song,
Anyone in contact with me is Condemned to Hell,
Where the Men Rebel as soon as the hole erupts and the Gems Expell,
I came up with a word too Complex to Spell,
Binding those who stand no chance in a world where only the Best will SellInsist with Gladness Sip from the Chalice and Drink in the Madness,
Visit the Godless locked inside an Abyss for the Heartless Riddled with Gauntlets,
Start the battle with a thousand gashes to your body hanging upside down from Building Compartments,
Where a scrolls Sacred scriptures burning to ashes rapidly vanish within the Sizzling Pamphlets,
Correcting schemes Quick Advancements from the perfect machine there is no Need for Enhancements,
Revolving in a fantasy land of Dreams and Enchantments,
Slice through Genes with a Hatchet, Launged on the Scene like a Rocket,
My reach is fantastic you need to be a more than just a Hero to Match It,
You are visibly small Thinking to Brawl Live in a Closet,
A Really Gigantic Being thats Tyranic
these punches feel like you hitting a wall stopping your Stream like a Faucet,
The malevolent beast emerged from the Fiery Corridor,
Spawning after years inside the Mind of the Murderer,
Defined Conquerer of monsters Designed to Pillage and Kill,
Open to most holy Confined Living by Will,
Destructing bombs that spread toxic poison infecting the fish and Eat through their Gills,
Make your beef cook and Sizzle in Grills
Filling cups of your seasoned blood that Quickly Dispills,
To nourish the thirst from legion of crows when they Need to Refill,
The creature revealed breaks the Seemingly Still surface of the water with its face covered in neat Little Quills,
the cold fog approaches and everyone on the oasis be Feeling the Thrills,
The perpetuator of Horrible Crimes, Anhiliater of Gullible Minds,
The tempter of surrendered whores behind Temple Doors throwing axes that Dismember Bones of Infected Clones due to the Viral Infectiction,
Caused by Demented Flows that goes through the core of ghost like Perfected Vovs,
Upon entering this abode you are greated by two Separate Poles draining the lifefore of Unrepented Souls If they Get Expose,
To the tenebrous tentacles with cells able to Regenerate Themself and Grow,
A gyrating hex in a hatred text Narrated Slow, Authenticated and Complex I Know,
It wasnt my intention to Plex these Foes,
The Saint Minister sipping from the Grail of Elixers
Painting Esentric Pictures with Amazingly Poetic Scriptures from a dungeon inhabited by Goetic Creatures,
Insignificant fiends Silenced and Clear
I got a militant regime that is Very Prepared,
Silently and stear the Enemies Near, Deadly and Feared,
The ripper of dreams stabbing the ears with Seventy Spears,
After being Severed with Shears your brain will become an unfixable machine Needing Steady Repairs,
Soon to be Dismembered in Separate Shares,
An Infernal Mage Mental and Strange to the Several witnessing this Verbal Exchange,
Is like a Meteor that Ravishes Riddled with Pathogens causing Cerebral Damages,
these bars are cold enough to Seal the Galaxies,
Remorsefully trained always winning due to Unreal Advantages,
So join the game or populate the bench along with the Beatened Casualties...

[UnbornBuddha]

Wormholes of metaphysical poetry
Third eye egotistical potency.
Writing every lyric emotionally
Offering a behemoth my soul to eat.
Implanting revelatory gnosis seeds
Moonlight shining on the Bodhi tree.
The shadow that plays hide and seek
Noumenon too sublime to entirely see.
Success is letting the future idolize me.
A Wall street prophesied being
Ahem, armand de brignac toast
Before the grand finale, where I slit my throat.
Decomposed, a virus scripting code.
Pessimistic dopamine where thinking hurts
Like defining the Broca area in a single word.
I have felt self-destructive since birth;
Identifying myself with it as the chaotic occurs
Kaleidoscopic curse bursting through my optical nerves.
I see your happiness & I just want to mimic your smirk
Become still, blissful, inert.
Waking up with palpations to whistling birds.
It's absurd. What we experience and learn.
Feeling is an illiterate term
That defines the angst that isn't observed.
I'm the pianist whose arthritic fingers hurt
Yet, still plays so you can hear a rhythm undisturbed.
Drifting from my course
Siddhartha envisions my rebirth.
Collecting the most poisonous and bitterest herbs
To cleanse the wounds of my leprosy.
Putative entropy. A chimera to a centipede.
I don't feel I've evolutionized mentally
Just because of the delusion of my entity.
Chemically beautifying my skin,
Scrubbing as a means of purifying my sin.
Substance free, minus the gin
Cigarettes and a bite of your lips.
Vampiric thirst, nibbling on the light of a nymph.
Romanticizing the life of a pimp
Until I see them take the life of a kid.
My iris contain oblivion,
Stygian glimpse of something insidious.
Horrifically punctilious.

[emcee squared]

I Drastically Died but it Took Half the Site,
I followed the path of a dark magician,
Who ripped me apart on a training mission,
Rap Technicians we inscribe writtens beyond any Sheep's Cognition,
So on All hallows Eve, you will See the sickest rappers practice, Witches Magic,
What Else wouldju hav us Do on the witches' sabbath?,
We Telepathic, We r Both Masters, &Satan doesn't even have to Ask-us,,
I willingly became an Uploaded Virus practicing Powerful Seyance,
Instilling wonderful Chaos,
Following orders, from the Dark Pulpit,
n speaking, as a Crazed Puppet,
This was Necessary as u fetuses(were)not challenged enough by the State Topics,
(PLUS HE JUST BEAT ME BY 5 MINUTES heheh)
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the illest, of them all??,
?Who makes stew, from froggish legs and Forest Moths,
I love my brothers, but became a Pitiful Troll - I have a big heart but(also)an appetite for Literary Foils,
Pieces on the chessboard gave me quite a lashing,
Until the independence he Liked it.laughing,
So on Halloween you'll see, my Lil'horns gashing,
I spread my evil Fairie Wings as I watch over the buried sphinx.. and
If u Think He Gay from this writings, you should instead be question the Range of your Writings!,
,Lucifer reprimand me for going in the Dark Parts of the Forest - Sharp Thorns on my poor-Lips,
Insane or Not, they do Things you will find Nowhere Else in hiphop,
Fear n shock when the mirrors popped
As a Former Skeptic, allow me to elaborate on The Validity, of Darker Magic,

Listen pilgrim: this is audio OR creative writing,
?WHO told the faroh to live his life and stop doing daily writing?,
He blab his mouth, to check Reality,
His house, had shifted from His Maladies, (fix*),
He TURNT on me! though my brain hett gifted him, so much melodies,
You All shall pay the price for your kindhearted Guidance writings,
...HE BELONG TO THE MASK AND I,
THE JESODIST AND I,
YOU TOOK HIM OFF OUR PATH AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE PRICE,
?IS IT JUST THIS VERSE,
OR IS IT THE NEXT BAD THING -WHICHWILL HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFE.

nah (na) ya don' belie in that
na
na
na ya'don't believ in that
na; No1 believ in That.

!?See what Happen Father -when you take the Thorns n Pins off me Lips,
?Do you think that God will Want You to put them back On Again?,
I wouldn't mind it. It would just be more fun - Cuts Again,

Now let's see what qualities these Pictures Have,
devour you weak emcees like Pitcher Plants you Little Ants...

[dlapo]

thanks

:)

[JESODIST]

Sad and perplexed she Sold the Heart in her Chest
For Material Pieces to someone with Superior Reaches,
An Artificial Genius who takes pride on squashing these Inferior Leeches,
only make noise like a car in the Street that Screeches,
everytime they land a hit the aura in my Being Increases,
causing a reaction that shatters their Shield to Pieces,
Stringed by the King of Riches Rebuilding Bridges ripping your senses till ya Feeling Twiches,
Then thrown on the corner of some Filthy Ditches,
I will be feasting on beef while you Clean the Dishes,
When every organ inside your Interior Freezes,
I will still be here composing Descriptive Thesis getting Deep in Ridges,
Blood will flow like a See from Stitches,
This is what happens when you pay attention to what the Demon Teaches,
Crowned Exceding Vicious blood will flow like a Sea from Stitches,
I am always about to enter life like a Fetus Peeping,
Born to stomp opponents like a Sheeva Sibling,
Clearly not fitting in like zombie trynna Cling to the Living,
Blind inside a tomb of vanity never saw the Need for Giving,
The greedy prostitute in calamity wanted more than Just a Piece of the Cake,
Couldn't evade the truth that haunted her soul Now Sealing her Fate,
The demented lady decided to Drown her Kids in the Lake,
She would Wrecklessly loose the Biggest of Break,
To Inscribe doubt screaming Helplessly Pleading her Case,
Outlandish and Adrift in Space at the same time trapped like a plant Within a Vase,
Inside out desk is a mess every item Seems out of Place,
Deep inside Feelings Embrace,
The faceless lawyer wiped the sweat that Leaked from her Face,
Thought she could get away after every Lead was Erased
vanish on the mist without Leaving a Trace,
This time she had to Deal with an Ace got striked out before Reaching the Base,

[Pharaohs Army]

0

[Mr. J]

there is prediction in the flaws
how could you listen to it all.
they mad I still have my dick & balls
the judgement comes with the fall.
bet what you base your depiction on
another thing I base by decision on.
a wrecking ball hitting each wall...
bladdie blah blah...blah blah...blah...BLAH..
idiocy got me feeling like God...saying GOD..
got me feeling raw sitting next to you vegetables
Im dead to you, your dead to me, a blessing too...
destiny undressing to congratulate the blessing..too...
to many trends to use & lie with to be respectable...
laughable, what a world it is & manage two...
& neither of them or easily manageable.
I see a martian trying to play in the stars
then I see the harshest rules to nature & watch it..
& enjoy the view, look at them I say...
they boys to you

[UnbornBuddha]

Callus hands cracked and chafed,
What’s left of moisture evaporates
Scant remains exposing the dermis.
Attracting rodents and vermin
Gnawing at my moment of hurting.
Tumultuous emotional surges
Beautiful roses whose thorns prick.
Fingers throbbing, existence’s hostage.
Listening to its insistent mocking
Billions of splinters in my little conscious.
Picture the most flawless beauty
The hottest cutie in Broadway movies
Using a knife to disfigure herself cruelly.
Counterfeit ruby exposing itself to me.
Depicting in the tradition of the tragedian Sophocles
Narrating with simile and sophistry.
Interpretive Freudian psychology.
Nature’s anomaly,
Just like the Chameleon changing colors.
Surgery performed by a brainless doctor
Acts akin to rancid distasteful butter.
Typify me as a Francis Bacon lover
When bedridden, his essays are succor.
My superpower is the black plagues I’ve ushered
And now I foster the strength to create another.
A vagrant awakened by rumbling thunder
On that one starry wondrous summer.
Cucumber water and other complacent comforts.
Smelling for the first time a fragrant flower
Butterfly wings fluttering
Discovering nothing but the end of suffering.
Transient seasonal state.
Light into my antecedent cave.
Carrying seeds into space
Sprouting weeds from a grave
Manifesting beetles in waves.
Engendering a pecking order
Evolution’s depth stretches further.
A peccant man with a Luciferian accent.
Comparative Euclidian axiom,
Relative and absolute mathematics
Binary computation used for truth and adage.
Patterning deteriorate at their maximum
Atomically scattering into particulate matter
Such as: cadmium elements, calcium sediments
Building blocks of the skeleton.
Yours and my carbon requisite,
Substrate underlying the lovely sentiments
Used in the arts such as medicine.
Tetracycline drugs for infections.
Paracelsus' toxic perception.
Ad hoc hypothesis skewing evidence
Titivating another human’s premises.
Digging up the Buddha’s remnants
Reminiscing when the world was luminous.
Even his maggots seem remarkably intuitive
And unwilling to feed, nutritive ludicrousness.
I on the other hand, I’m a platitudinous hooligan,
Punitive pugilist ready to fight just because you exist.

[Mr. J]

tinfoil doggy bag resting in the fridge.
7 days & it lives like these so called lyricists
their physical & mentality is at risk.
take it to the board, gather your troops kid.
right hand stupid, idle hands on the playground
bobsled to hell Ill enjoy my way down.
another grey cloud evaporates with my 8th ounce
Libra scale weighed out, Betty Crocker breakdown
you pullin J out but aint getting high mike..
your ladder to success is bad wifi.
catch 22 whenever my pilot does a fly by.
sharp, knife like on cuts I provide like...
like...like...another botched suicide attempt
tell that to whoever you decide to befriend
original apple looking so tongue tied in the end
when the irony sets in, Im frying in the tin.
watching with sarcasm wondering why...
fuck the universe & explode into a stargasm
working with backpackers studying a phantasm
guitars & drumkits, rolling deep & Mad Maxn
once I bring my fat ass in its all Belushi
a pimple poppin, while I laugh on rudely.
another ripe peach that looks so juicy...
channel surfing and settling with I Love Lucy
this man is a myth sifting through dragon shit
searching for gold so when I got my hands on it...
my gorilla go Stefani, we go bananas kid.
I laugh at the earth & these mic holders
sufferers of idiocy with an egotistical psychosis
a dead horse that has a beat for me to rhyme over
you midgets wouldnt get nowhere on the giants shoulder
joke set...the diets over

[Mr. J]

*ahem*


I dwell in the emerald light, never surprised.
my spirit never survived the desolate divide.
my heart goes out to an extra set of the fries.
my mind is that of this unholy..weather-less sky
buck shot cause feathers to fly & dreams to end
the blanket is kicked off & I can breathe again.
i speak to wind, dance in death to tame the beast within...
never watered down even on your cheapest gin
these leeches pissed, creatures at the bottom of the latter
their hole is so deep I hope you brought em a candle
theres no point in words once you lost em at scrabble
no matter the arena, Im a polliwog you a molecule scrambled
Im jogging in sandals hanging at the soccer games
my memories are based on nonsense & a lot of haze
margarita maraca shake its going down like La Bamba
heyyyyy...
Im Damien on fathers day with a hallmark handmade
Forrest Gump running home with a ballpark fan base
run homey, the universe is divided into certain standpoints
my time is spent trying to evolve my Squirtle to Blastoise
sponsored by Bad Boy in my solar powered zoot suit.
when you are the shit what good could a shower do you?
the mice speak to me telepathically
they tell me that the world is mad at me
they tell me that they laugh at me.
the audacity...
the humility.
the tragedy...

[JESODIST]

Now who is this dummy acting all wise and Thinking he Godly?
Just another monkey with a tracking devise embedded Deep in the Body,
Experimented on Grandly, Punches be Wrecking them Badly,
Ready to Fix a Rep that is Faulty Next to Salty,
Bring other vibes and Infect them Gladly,
While they sit in bunches and Set in the Alley,
Got a classic wife she is Really a Hotty,
My enemies flesh and bone splatter when getting Hit with the Shotty,
throw the Biggest of Party with the sweetest of shorties Getting all Gritty and Naughty,
Supreme Indelible Marauder With a Cerebellum thats Larger,
Commander of the dark fleet inside abyss with the Devil as a Brother,
Willing reality From the highest peaks dont even Meddle and Bother,
The Lies you Speak cannot reach this Level with a Ladder
To catch me on this race you need to start Peddling Harder
In this ocean the Shark you Despise,
Mending riddles to Attract the Wise,
Getting Sacrified and stabbed in the eyes with a Sharp Device,
Stop playing games and bring to the most loyal soldier doing anything to Snatch the Prize,
Can't handle the complex ways so we decided to Decrease the Tides,
You has to follow a woman that looks exactly like him till she reaches the place where She Resides,
She is the aunt imagined that watches over him wearing the Slickest Disguise,
Responsible for the creation of an oh so wonderful Scheme thats Precise,
he will dress exactly like her walk back home without getting noticed by the people on the Street and the Sides,
Earning the huge Money Bag enough to live withing all the crazy Fantasies you Have,
Pay attention closely as I Narrate your Destiny,
Those in this section are baking Suspended above Flames for Testing Me,
breaking under pressure when I Raise the Intensity,
A vision blacker than staring at the Mirror in Darkness,
Ride along with the Sickest of Emcee,
Your verses are packed with Fillers and Debri,
When it comes to lyrical none is Quicker than Me,
I take you along on a Dangerous Journey,
Explain on a song why Satan Adores Me,
Slickest vet in the Darkest Shade,
Commence a killing spree like the Maddest Arcade,
slit your neck with a Shards of Jade,
Your punches are All Played,
We laugh watching your Ass Fade,
Swing the chisel and carve your Damn Face,
Then have the rest of your body split Apart with Blades,
Cries serve no purpose and Meaning at this Point,
Annoy and we Converge to start Ripping all your Joints,
The Unseen Conquering Prohets with Dreams of Plundering Planets,
Assaulting your base with a Hundred Rockets
from Motherships and Cockpits debating Multiple Topics, Crumble your Logic,
My Power is Psyonic on every Song Melodic,
Meta enhanced Bionic era Beyond Robotic,
Flow so hot Burning ya Optic, So Microscopic knocking off a Bone from the Socket,
Stab yu with a Golden Ratchet hit yu more times than a Frozen Target,
Then force a trick to wipe the blood from the Molded Carpet,
The Abominable Apostle unleashing a plague of Hornets in your Den,
Can't see my face I only Surfece till the End,
When life can be Mend Suddenly in a Bend for those Posing as a Friend,
when things get real we all know that you are Going to Pretend,
To watch your world Crumble Internally,
Trap you in Bubble Eternally For bring mad Trouble to the Fraternity,
From the Flames I Emerge to keep Blazing the Course,
encarcerate and remove those with a Fate that is Curse,
Nothing has changed still the Same Coach,
I am in the one place you Won't Dare Search,
You bettef not forget this you Deranged Bastard,
Only I can liberate you from the Slave Master,
You can say i am the State Charger,
To control the vibes you must Remain Calmer,
I am reverend here to Darken your Hopes,
Delivering a frightening message to the mass like Angry Popes,
Wont stop defending till they are Embalming your Corpse,
I laugh everytime because your Bars are a Joke,
My giant hands grip and you Start to Choke,
Mangle your Throat with Bottle of Coke,
Touch the mic and I will impale your Hand with a Spoke,
Product of sin Existence Doom, Smoke screen Eclipsing the Moon,
Awaken after being segregated Deep in a Tomb,
Here to enlighten for Generations to Come,
The one that will be Taking it Home after all the hype and Celebrations are Done,
See your face in the Glazing Chrome of the 360 View Gyrating Throne,

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Go live today and tell me how it felt.
Just admit it. How the crowd
Felt like a shroud, or pelt, and your skin was abuzz
Rubbing abreast with a stranger’s. How it was
A molting of sensitive languor; the most emotive
Mooring, then untangling, then recoupling, then breaking from
Some decades of anger. The electric taste on a tongue,
Where every nerve, latent, is strummed, called to attention,
Sated and wrung, then reset all anew. Some summited view,
One pace from a plunge, exhilarant rush. Where minutes are
Paused, or skipped, if you deem them as such. That the cadence
Of a din holds some embrace there within.

Tell me that’s how it was. Tell me. Admit it.
Tell me.

so this is where you've been.

[Split Eight]

my fingertips find a way through
the burn holes of my favorite sweatshirt.

fleeting kiss. breadth of a cigarette's glow.
your hands in my pockets
perfume & ash. it's easy to forget
those breakthroughs. I took the leather
wrap off your steering wheel. we felt
character in the wear on the vinyl.
records collecting dust so that, one day,
you could can dust them off. the pang
of translantlanticism.
it's easy to forget those breakthroughs.
what Sarah said. and the imperfect narrator.

tobacco and lavender. coughs in the dusk.
love becomes nostalgia when novelty's dull.
my hands in my pockets
even in the cold, the air is mine to touch

[Mr. J]

one look & the devil is blind to us
the nicest stuff is buried in misguided trust
chance is what you find in the diamonds rough...
the wisest one, strike with the Tigers touch.
a dreamer fueled by survivor lust..
equipped to make sure that the fire comes.
time becomes an outlet in the ashes of history
an everlasting misery in the grasp of mystery.
advantage of memory that lasts into infinity...
the galaxy is circling around my thoughts
my spirit is surrounded by confounded odds.
the armies of darkness are already sounding off
I gain weight due to a hunger unknown.
dividing the cosmos as the universe unfolds

[Pharaohs Army]

0

[Mr. J]

a thousand dreams drowning in Guinness
please bear witness to the earths physics
inside, this mind, is a debilitating sickness
the memory gymnast shape-shifting into liquid...
nice to meet you! Welcome to the wish list
my future mistress is code named Delicious.
rat poison & laxatives compliments of Lloyd Christmas
I find joy in this. I hope that it annoys critics
basic nutjobs with egos living in a buoyant existence
dirt couldnt avoid this shit like my boy Pig Pen.
quicksand sinks in & the hourglass counts another minute.
the oasis is a figment of the mind when it is twisted.
exasperated, positioned...where the sky will listen
punch in, Sonny Liston...walking like an Egyptian...
bangles on...piss test

[Vulgar]

Peg-legged and deadbeat. Bedspread's like lead sheets.
Flying in my metal 'copter with Dead Prez and Epstein
But Fran Drescher managed the land pressure
the plan's to lower the lever into Sudan's texture
and let the demands of your predecessor reap remembrance
We flee from censors, it's a sheek dimension
full of lazers and underground prisms
It happens through each digression
Have a Vatican priestly lesson 'cause that adamantium shield is meltin'
We rap to fans, it's a green profession
Your idea of an assassin's tan is a yeast infection

Let's move from Oregon trails to silk road - pork in a pail
Fuck a plan, cup your hands - it's the possible source of the Grail
Lordless and frail, we listen and pore over tales, consider the malice of strangers
The knights of the round table stumbling over each other trying to get out of the chamber

...

The shadows in the room are gaining ground. Don't sleep.
There are forces at work that explain the cold feet & the Oldies

To those who can only see as far as the ocean:
horizon lines skew your perception.
Congratulations, now go buy a compass & a legend

[Mr. J]

rung hells bells & caused a ruckus in heaven
sponsored by Rawkus pre 9/11...
third eye blind, poetically disinclined from March
my motive is blinded by the fall.
milked from generations of bad timing and malt...
liquor, a quicker way to trying to talk
I ought to be on the next bus outta town.
heading Eastbound feeling down & out...
me & my ego throw fists & go round for round.
drinking so much I know what the droughts about.
brain death isnt so bad once you sound it out.
meow, meow, meow, my raps come in cat form
biting heads off like a Rankor, a motherfucking Rankor
tryna dust myself off in the middle of a sandstorm.
middle finger to the monkey in the middle, look at that man whore.
miracle worker with the touch of a finger
when they collapse in a rush, the soul lingers.
I dont want much....just an old singer.
3 grams in a dutch & some cold zingers
a turn for change not a turn of phrase on a slow blinker...
I switch lanes & jump the curb.
catch this roadkill so you can get your buzzards worth.
champagne pancakes & Mrs Buttersworth.

[i single]

Pyrex glass unstained
Devoured wholesome; fucker
Got plenty money