Dull Boy vs Blue Bayou - DOUBLE No-Show - BLUE WINS BY NS

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 2

Due Thursday, July7th at Midnight PST

Minimum - 8 lines
Max - 12 lines
24hr ext given on request

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@dull boy @Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

didn’t wanna sex Bey allll because the state of your mind
you were sayin’ Nonno & she was havin’ flashbacks of her Grampa that raped her at nine
go ahead. get personal. holler if you’re mad
what good is a short joke…i’m still 11feet 10inches taller than your dad
got a .44 longer than your pecker & it’s deadly to boot
steady it shoots. i’ll have the barrel Cookin’ in The Bayou like Reggie Ledoux
& don’t think cuz you’re single now ur gunna get your groove on steady
you’re only Picking up 10’s cuz the weights Bags recommended were “too darn heavy”
Dune Worm between ya legs but guyyy you’re a bore..
forget Big Dick Energy. you got got Big Dick OD’d on sleeping pills & died on the floor
will never beat me. can’t even say you’re lurking as a rival
who’s the best? IMDB…leave you forever Searching For A Title

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

didn’t wanna sex Bey allll because the state of your mind
you were sayin’ Nonno & she was havin’ flashbacks of her Grampa that raped her at nine

Disturbing that you even thought of this…KYS

go ahead. get personal. holler if you’re mad
what good is a short joke…i’m still 11feet 10inches taller than your dad

Decent hyperbole line, barely decent

got a .44 longer than your pecker & it’s deadly to boot
steady it shoots. i’ll have the barrel Cookin’ in The Bayou like Reggie Ledoux

Dead @ stay it shoots. Is this a punchline or a 1800’s Wild West convention? Reggie Ledoux line could have been dope but I don’t really remember if he cooked in a barrel. If you mean gun wp, we only ever see Reggie reach for a gun then get detained and shot. There isn’t even any explicit evidence in true detective season 1’s timeline in the nic pizzolattosphere that Reggie ever fired a firearm within the southern districts. It is entirely possible he used the threat of death and his menacing teeth/tattoos to subdue his victims but that’ even that’s hearsay. Furthermore, he believes time is a flat circle, so why Would he “shoot straight”? He clearly prefers spheres so long distance shots would make more sense so that the deceleration of the bullet, gravity and the curvature of the earth all work in tandem to give the round’s flight time enough to slightly bend, thus paying homage to his philosophy. Notice his tattoos don’t include any barrels or guns anywhere. Just highly, highly disappointed in this convoluted gun bar effort
& don’t think cuz you’re single now ur gunna get your groove on steady
you’re only Picking up 10’s cuz the weights Bags recommended were “too darn heavy”
Gym lines? Lol grow up. Dullboy is strange, you can tell he forces a lower voice to portray the illusion of manhood. His wheelhouse is 30+ year old 6’s, unless he’s a rapist (wouldn’t doubt this). The mere fact that you alluded to a phantom reality in which dull can fuck a 10 obviates the very essence of the textcee manifesto…who’s bey btw? Nvm, I don’t give a shit aha
Dune Worm between ya legs but guyyy you’re a bore..
forget Big Dick Energy. you got got Big Dick OD’d on sleeping pills & died on the floor
did you just compliment a man’s Penis size in wonder & awe?
will never beat me. can’t even say you’re lurking as a rival
who’s the best? IMDB…leave you forever Searching For A Title
Mediocre at best.

[Adverse]

This wasn’t your usual Blue Bayou verse, plenty of half baked bars and there weren’t really haymakers, but that being said, you know what a good verse is and you probably realized early on Dull wasn’t going to show, so you didn’t really need to give maximum effort. Think I liked the Dad bar (which was vicious) and the closer wasn’t too shabby. Can’t wait to see you get an actual opponent!

[Aero]

go ahead. get personal. holler if you’re mad
what good is a short joke…i’m still 11feet 10inches taller than your dad
A bit unnecesarily rude esp since you figure he wont show anyway. You've got to check yourself out. Gain some introspective. I liked it though

the rest was filler type.. the Big Dick bar is sus...

[Saint]

go ahead. get personal. holler if you’re mad
what good is a short joke…i’m still 11feet 10inches taller than your dad

Harsh, liked it:sad emoji

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

didn’t wanna sex Bey allll because the state of your mind
you were sayin’ Nonno & she was havin’ flashbacks of her Grampa that raped her at nine
Lol OK. I like the wp idea. Idk who Bey is but if she really had a creepy/predator grampa then you did this right, otherwise I prob would have flipped it differently
go ahead. get personal. holler if you’re mad
what good is a short joke…i’m still 11feet 10inches taller than your dad
Slick. I like the set up a lot.
got a .44 longer than your pecker & it’s deadly to boot
steady it shoots. i’ll have the barrel Cookin’ in The Bayou like Reggie Ledoux
idk what barrel cookin in the bayou means in terms of the gun.
& don’t think cuz you’re single now ur gunna get your groove on steady
you’re only Picking up 10’s cuz the weights Bags recommended were “too darn heavy”
A just OK concept made quite good with smooth and humorous execution
Dune Worm between ya legs but guyyy you’re a bore..
forget Big Dick Energy. you got got Big Dick OD’d on sleeping pills & died on the floor
Lol I like the second line but wish you'd set this up without conceding he has a large penis. Coulda said he just claims he does.
will never beat me. can’t even say you’re lurking as a rival
who’s the best? IMDB…leave you forever Searching For A Title
Nice! Flipped perfectly with the searching for a title