08-03-2022, 11:23 PM | #1 | |
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Week 6 Mag
Audio Mag - Reviews, Previews, Power Rankings
Memes by UserName, Dave, and Sharp Sorry Inf. <3 It was a joke. Keep making memes Top Punches Dominate vs Resin M-I-C Plenty bullets, Ima shoot those - let a few go if you don’t act right Quit the tough talk Res… you let a Phew go whenever you pass a black guy Resin M-I-C vs Dominate I’ll STILL win with writers block. It’s the truth let’s be honest. cuz even a Flux Capacitor struggles to be fueled by YOUR garbage. / evaD vs Ahriman The ladies love me til I ditch em.. I stay messin with these hoes If Ahriman ever turns heel… it’s a pirouette into a vogue Fracture vs Aero Now almost 40 w/ no kids, everything about this bitch is just sadness But then again, a kid needs Austin like Austin needs another charles whitman on campus Aero vs Fracture He cried out "She's 19!" & launched.. I yelled do not choke her Felt like a movie, Jaden in the pursuit of happiness with a stock broker Incredible vs CtrlF4 He said "I was Holding it down" when its just the nickname he was given Turns out NC no different than prison, from A block - D block he wasn't known for spittin LGI vs Knucklehead Grew up spinning tha block and selling bud from blue hair to purple... Closest you came to spinning a block was watching ya son try to fit a square into a circle Adverse vs Wanderer Damn it you squirt, you’ll never even know when the hammer gon burst Do em execution style - Sig tucked behind his ear like a mechanic at work R!canTheoryz vs Bags You could catch crap solo w. Ya nails done & still couldn’t Scratch that Homo, Big rounds will leave Ghost surrounded by a box faster than the Snapchat logo. Sinacog Cypher Review by Adverse Everyone’s verse was good in their own way, but since this was a cypher of using Sinacog’s style, I chose Saint because of how he truly he stuck to it, down to the on the nose punchlines and the references to demon semen and dragons which is a staple in every Cog verse. Some of you were...too refined to put it lightly. Cog doesn’t do refined, he’s animalistic, he has no purpose, he simply exists. But there was some good stuff everywhere Res: “TUCK IT MAYBE, FUCK IT CRAZY.. BUCKET SHADY.. CRABS I EAT UPSKIRT LEGS LIKE MUPPET BABIES MUPPET BABIES COME OUT OF A VAGINAS HOLE.. LASAGNA MOLES.. NOT CANCEROUS JUST A SPOT, 2 FEET LARGE IT’S DR SCHOLLS.. “ Des: “I AM THE BLUE DRAGON THE DRAGON OF BLUE SO WHO’S ASKIN? SPIT FLAMES OF WORDPLAYS THAT LEAVE ALL OF YOU HEAD SCRATCHIN IM EATIN ASS AND TAKING NAMES OF ALL THE ASSES BLACK DRAGON” NYCSPITZ: “IT’S RICE — YOU STUPID DYKE ;; PADDY FIELDS IN CAMBODIA ;; OF RICE!! YOU STUPID DYKE !!!!!// MY MOVEMENT’S NICE!! A RULER’S MIGHT ;; ALEXANDER OF MACEDONIA ;; A RULER, LIKE OUTKAST RULED STANKONIA /“ Dull: “THE BUFFET LINE WAIT LIKE I CANT WAIT • I SAY, ‘I DONT WAIT I TAKE • MINE’ • I AM THE BUFFET TYPE • WEIGHT’S HIGH • DONT WASTE SIDES • I LEAVE THE PLATE WIPED • BUFFET GUY • I AM THE BUFFET GUY” All super entertaining reads laughed out loud a couple of times but Saint really hit it out of the park. Thanks for the participation everyone “SHARP wouldn't "HAVE AN EDGE WITH THE STRAP" with LEATHER HANDLES. I'm NOTHING AND SOMETHING, SOMETHING AND NOTHING.... I killed 200 HORDES with 200 SWORDS, I killed 200 SWORDS with 200 HORDES// I GOT COKE AND FLAMES, BLUE/BLEW gets BLOWN IN THE FRAY, WIND BLEW/BLUE cuz he's "LIGHT" like "OCEAN WAVES"// ATONE YOUR WAYs, I'M A CHRISTIAN and a DEMON DRIPPING SEMEN from BLADES/ DRIPPING "BLOOD from FANGS" like THE "VAMPIRE BLADE"!!/“ Really embodied what it means to be Sinacog here, from the super on the nose punchlines to the rhythmic pointless rhyming. Also mentions of dragons and demon semen is crucial. |
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08-04-2022, 12:00 AM | #2 |
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LMAO @ the Rican one in particular. Fire mag as usual. What happened at the end there Sharpie?
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08-04-2022, 12:34 AM | #3 |
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Appreciate your listen and everything you've put into the league. My headphones fell off my head and into my mic stand
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08-04-2022, 01:12 AM | #4 |
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LOLOL at the Memes.
Sharp, your voice is incredible. Dope breakdowns.
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Lol good stuff guys
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08-04-2022, 10:41 AM | #6 |
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That was a fun read
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Dope mag fellas
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08-04-2022, 03:31 PM | #8 |
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Another dope mag. Music level way better, way easier to hear you. And yes I had no idea who crtl+f4 was. Searched his name and that was the first thread I clicked on, was the roast. Then I saw the thread about him just getting out of jail.
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08-04-2022, 09:56 PM | #9 |
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fiiire, memes are hilarious
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08-05-2022, 04:56 PM | #10 |
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Appreciate the love, guys. Inc, glad the mixing was better. I actually paid attention after you pointed it out last week, appreciate you keeping me honest!
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08-05-2022, 07:08 PM | #11 |
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Great read thanks Shar
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08-05-2022, 08:42 PM | #12 |
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Dope as always fam. Have listened religiously and haven’t had one complaint thanks for the effort and time srsly
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Dope mag enjoyed the Rican meme aswell hilarious.
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08-09-2022, 03:00 PM | #14 |
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Thanks Rican. This is last week's mag. New mag tonight
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