Netcees  

Go Back   Netcees > Forum > Discussion Board

User Tag List

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-12-2017, 12:13 PM   #1
Batty
that nigga
 
Batty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,699




Rep Power: 85899365
Batty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond repute
Default Anybody in here tight with a midget?

I was thinking the other day about how I know like zero little peoples. I say little people cause some think midget is like the N word of the height challenged, I just used midget in the title because "little person" could be taken as like say somebody who isnt successful in the industry or some shit.

But yo, I really want a little person in my entourage. I think it would be cool. I'm like 6 foot 6, so it'd be like The Mountain and Tyrion rolling up. Might put my little bro on my back in a fight like Master Blaster from Mad Max. Have not met any in driving distance tbh tho

Don't recommend niggas who are just short tho like Rey Mysterio or Tom Cruise, I want a homie with 86 pound head and stubby arms etc. Caveman facial features plus plus.
Batty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 12:15 PM   #2
wasim
The Conqueror
 
wasim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 345




Rep Power: 22931776
wasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant future
Default

https://www.instagram.com/dekleinstebaas/
wasim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 12:20 PM   #3
Batty
that nigga
 
Batty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,699




Rep Power: 85899365
Batty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by wasim View Post
He's into MMA, so my eyebrows shot up a bit.

My issue is language barrier. Even if he speaks English, it might be really broken and more importantly he may not grasp my pop culture references.
Batty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 12:23 PM   #4
Batty
that nigga
 
Batty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,699




Rep Power: 85899365
Batty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond repute
Default

It's like, I want to take him to an Antifa rally and throw him at them like he's a Pokémon ball and have him just start head butting and fucking people, but would he see what my endgame was?


I'm just not sure.


You know what...

Fuck it, I'm sending a friend request
Batty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 12:42 PM   #5
wasim
The Conqueror
 
wasim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 345




Rep Power: 22931776
wasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant futurewasim has a brilliant future
Default

just to clarify: i don't even know the guy, just happens to be quite a semi-famous instagram person i follow lmao
wasim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 01:06 PM   #6
Batty
that nigga
 
Batty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,699




Rep Power: 85899365
Batty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond repute
Default

I still appreciate it, it's more than what I got. I mean, I got friends with birth defects but not dwarfism.

That dude looks like if Chris Benoit's son had lived.

I'm going to find me one though. It's just too cool of a dream to let die.
Batty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 03:14 PM   #7
Chill Phil
World's Heaviest Ghost
 
Chill Phil's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: At home
Posts: 2,302




Rep Power: 46458150
Chill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant futureChill Phil has a brilliant future
Default

I don't fuck with midgets. They're shady.
__________________

It's like a war, but the victor gets your soul as profit/Pondering good and evil ways to fill this bowl with ramen/ Should I wait to get paid or go an' shoplift?/
Chill Phil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 03:57 PM   #8
YDK
ghost in the matrix
 
YDK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,506
Battle Record: 14-22


Champed
- Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association

Rep Power: 7484285
YDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant future
Default

There a bad bitch i work with thats probably considered a midget
__________________
YDK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 07:55 PM   #9
Batty
that nigga
 
Batty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,699




Rep Power: 85899365
Batty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chill Phil View Post
I don't fuck with midgets. They're shady.
So like, you know some but ain't cool with them?
Batty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 10:50 PM   #10
Finnydot
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2016
Posts: 1,270



Champed
- Beat Battle I

Rep Power: 5972192
Finnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant futureFinnydot has a brilliant future
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK View Post
There a bad bitch i work with thats probably considered a midget
I think they have to be under 4 feet to be considered a dwarf.
Finnydot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2017, 11:20 PM   #11
Chyeahhh!!!
Maximum Strength
 
Chyeahhh!!!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: remote location with a remote weapon station
Posts: 6,076
Battle Record: 16-26



Rep Power: 0
Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!! Chyeahhh!!!
Default

@Strikta
__________________
Text Truther
Chyeahhh!!! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 02:13 AM   #12
Objective
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
 
Objective's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,918
Battle Record: 15-25



Rep Power: 52866946
Objective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant future
Default

There was a midget that used to skate at the same spot I used to skate at as well. Never talked to him though but always got amazed at the shit he pulled off since everythings basically twice as high than it is for us. Beside of that I don't really know anyone, and I never talked to him. If I see him again I'll give him your contact info tho.

But yeah, I've had a similar thought as well. I want 7 midgets, like snow white, just that they're doing all the chores in the house, buys my shit, do my taxes and whatnot. Idc if it's looked upon badly, I need them around and 7 fully grown people taking orders from me would take too much space. Specially if they need a place to sleep if they work too long. That's why midgets are perfect since they can all fit perfectly under my bed if they're lined up side by side, or simply just sleep under the kitchen sink or under a couch. Plus, if I go on vacation and need one of them to do my bidding they won't take as much space or bring extra luggage, they'll be twice as fast using the shower and if I ever get a sense of bad confidence I can just take a look at him and feel better by knowing that everything could have been so much worse.
__________________
I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave,
So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

Last edited by Objective; 10-13-2017 at 02:17 AM.
Objective is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 02:13 AM   #13
Diablo
Badgerdick
 
Diablo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Showdown City
Posts: 1,296
Battle Record: 2-1



Rep Power: 19383606
Diablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant futureDiablo has a brilliant future
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chill Phil View Post
I don't fuck with midgets. They're shady.
lmao Geno the 5'5" ain't gonna take too kindly to this sneak dissing
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dull boy View Post
I've never paid for vagina. Wouldn't enjoy it. I'd end up wanting to ask them about their lives and shit.
Diablo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 02:18 AM   #14
Objective
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
 
Objective's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,918
Battle Record: 15-25



Rep Power: 52866946
Objective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant futureObjective has a brilliant future
Default

If 5'5 is considered a midget my intention of the last post is aimed towards dwarfs, I guess.
__________________
I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave,
So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o
Objective is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 08:05 AM   #15
YDK
ghost in the matrix
 
YDK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,506
Battle Record: 14-22


Champed
- Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association

Rep Power: 7484285
YDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant futureYDK has a brilliant future
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik View Post
I think they have to be under 4 feet to be considered a dwarf.
Shew probably close to it tbh
__________________
YDK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 08:52 AM   #16
Genocide
Xtermnation Xtraordinaire
 
Genocide's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly, U Whore.
Posts: 9,807
Battle Record: 10-15

Accomplishments
- Open Mic HOF (4x)

Champed
- Netcees Writers League
- Write Week I
- Write Week 8

Rep Power: 39904972
Genocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant futureGenocide has a brilliant future
Send a message via AIM to Genocide
Default

Smh
__________________
Adolf Spitler.
Still A.bove T.he R.est
Genocide is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 08:55 AM   #17
Victor.
Punchline Prettyboy
 
Victor.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 694
Battle Record: 7-0


Champed
- Fight Night 6

Rep Power: 34521141
Victor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant futureVictor. has a brilliant future
Default

Everybody needs a lil backup
__________________
Machine across the shoulder
Wake the whole house up , Folgers
Victor. is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 08:58 AM   #18
Batty
that nigga
 
Batty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,699




Rep Power: 85899365
Batty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Just being super short wouldn't work for what I want. I like those huge ass heads. Seeing that shit makes me smile always and chuckle often. I want to hang with a Hornswaggle.

As for female midgets, I couldn't jack it to Bridget the porn Midget...but, as I was exploring my innermost feelings, the giant gap in her teeth may have been the deal breaker.
Batty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 06:10 PM   #19
Strikta
Will prolly no show tbh
 
Strikta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,192
Battle Record: 32-40


Champed
- Time to Kill X
- Write Week III

Rep Power: 85899419
Strikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond reputeStrikta has a reputation beyond repute
Default

I know a bad one. They fun af.
Strikta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2017, 11:50 PM   #20
Batty
that nigga
 
Batty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,699




Rep Power: 85899365
Batty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond reputeBatty has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Strikta View Post
I know a bad one. They fun af.
That's what's up. I figured they would be. Like I want a little homie with stubby arms. Like he got maybe got a 20 inch wingspan at best.

Wee Man from Jack Ass jus seems like a non-snitch, fun Lil dude. Like if you treated him like a regular sized bro, he'd be on your team through it all.
Batty is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:50 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2018 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Google+