02-27-2018, 03:19 PM | #1 |
Shrewd as evearthed
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LMAO ROAST OF ADONIS WIFE!!!
6 lines min
16 max ONE POST ONLY FROM YOU ALL LARS DECIDES WINNER WINNER GETS AN ACCOMP EVERYONE INVITED TO PARTAKE! GO!!!!
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02-27-2018, 03:38 PM | #2 |
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Your wife’s a biddie. Bubbly broad that could get the smack down
& a sense of humor to go w/ it.. she even has Aero laughin in the background Forreal tho she’s really hot That’s all I’ve got |
02-27-2018, 06:32 PM | #3 |
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How much makeup bitch need under those looks she needs a mask
Why bitch got a flannel icepack on her head did Al Borland beat her ass I dont wanna gas you up she pretty hot in her ways But tell bitch keep her mouth closed it can probably take a dick for days I never praised blonde bitches they get dumber as they get older Wont Broaden her IQ dumb bitch said if u dont think i have brains then look at my shoulders (lmfao) I can tell this relationship got colder thought their love was endless Now they Split Ends, but look at hers those are fucking horrendous U love her because she got an Adventurous look but cant cook id advise tell her u need space Dont understand how'd you trust her in the kitchen bitch cant even work the fireplace |
02-28-2018, 03:29 AM | #4 |
DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
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I'm bored
Here's a statement or two. Don't wanna be mistaken as rude But being built wrong must be hard to chew . specially when ur upper body is shaped like a tooth Lets see . trashy look . slimy face . can't seem to get her diet straight How the fk this bih look Spanish n Italian with None of the flattering attributes from either race ? This sweaty bitch a wrestler . of this I'm not prepared to doubt Looking like a Roddy Piper protege that the nigga was never everrr aware about Adonis swears this is just a "back in his heyday" thot But Houston we have a Problem . this bih shoulders wider than JJ Watts Bitch watched the Winter Olympics ..couldn't get rid of the call She's now an aspiring Figure Skater. But can't skate around the fact she has no figure at all Ion wnna how it feels to touch her . don't need skills to fuck her She will 'suck it up for a bill ' n her eyebrows more Drawn out than a filibuster The closer I look ? The consequences leave me more dead Liiike How the fk this bitch nose bridge manage to extend to her forehead ? xD She playing Yugioh? Idc . id bust a nut on her hinee n tits But she just pulled a trap card . N that shit reads "I have a Vagina that Drips"
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 03-01-2018 at 08:41 AM. |
02-28-2018, 12:32 PM | #5 |
Upset Champion
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Nice idea @sraL like a warm up
Got this geek under the thumb, she a gold digger i swear Shes laughing like that cus shes literally playing that square Adonis jus gives her his wage, claims its 'cus shes worth it' Shes like a advert for hair products, got that 'before' shot down perfect Wtf shes a 10 you a 3 at best, guess beauty is in d eye of the beholder Cus you couldnt get further apart if you two stood either side of her shoulders They say people are made in gods image, but even god has off days Cus she looks like god literally bazookered her facial features onto her face Last edited by Flow; 02-28-2018 at 12:35 PM. |
02-28-2018, 01:59 PM | #6 |
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He swears his chicks a 9, if looks could kill he'd die
"She look like the girl from the hills" this guy, yeh maybe if those hills had eyes, What's this tank doing with a sack of shit, Bitch got such "broad shoulders" Tyler Bennett making music off the back of it Your skank is raw, I don't need to ask what that mask is for, Your ratchets flawed, it's to cover up her hair line goes further back than orcs, She made your house a home but you never wanted her there, When asked whats been the highlight, you can only point at the ones in her hair You went looking for her ex's asking who put their length in ya meth But nobody wanna admit to sticking it in...that's the oriental express Bitch built like bags, with a femine flutter of barc, I would give her a wide birth..speaking of that i bet she ripped her mother in half Last edited by Enbombz; 02-28-2018 at 04:32 PM. |
02-28-2018, 05:52 PM | #7 |
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this what you call a dimepiece? she's a nine? please..
perhaps she was fine in her prime.. back in the nineties I guess she put you under a spell, however let me tell.. not to put a spin on the story, she was riding the cock carousel a little white princess, thoroughly enchanted by black rods mouth humming so many testicles, she's getting slack jawed her hair looks fake, and whats up with that sweather dawg less you split that wig, she couldnt make your better half cos she's been fucking around town, I damn guarantee ya no need to burn this bitch, her pussy got roasted by gonorrhea honestly tho, she nice, hopefully this didnt make you heart brake blame it on sraL man, he said that everybody could partake |
02-28-2018, 08:49 PM | #8 |
Scream
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Something light
Adonis, Ur gals a tease; one day she told u to get out & leave pal Played Adon like street fighter.....dudes came over & mashed her knees out Leavin u home alone was harder; bih wasnt adressin u proper Two things she knew well 'sex.. and the city' dogg she's sarah jessica parker Ole girl got man hands &&& you're fine w/ em. evn liking it Throw a wrench in ya plans u bolt fasten she only needs fingers to tighten shit It's either laundry day or yoga class is her favorite addiction Face like it been in Asana - eyebrows have a meaaaaan triangle position Ur bitch raw! &&&that headband shows her love for big logs Lumberjack ho; 2 men be goin back n forth on both sides like a pitsaw Licks balls, call her Mrs. Jaws...they drop if I'm smashin it clearer Her face lights up + body when i hit it from errrry angle like that vanity mirror Help with puttin you on!? Nah rolls outta bed & says 'hell witcha' Yall neva hadda strong foundation...too lazy for makeup in her best picture U wasnt much to handle; she stood strong aint doubt ya feelings Shouldered your Burden.. I mean literally could fireman carry Orc out tha building Last edited by Saint; 03-02-2018 at 11:14 AM. |
02-28-2018, 09:32 PM | #9 |
Razor-thin derision
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Is that a washed up Gisele Bündchen?
that 10 months in, revealed that she was motel sluttin' I'm glad you backed out in time 'cause that'd be a dead groom Goldie Hawn in the face. Bill Goldberg in the bedroom Wouldn't take a bullet for you but she'd put some lead in your schlong You should've went for Reese Witherspoon if u were looking for pleasant & blonde Don't get me wrong, she has seductive eyes. But her mouth? It seems ass Her morning breath killed Krueger and she made his sweater into a sleep mask Her advice to you for broadcasting for the net was "pick your shtick and get a feel" then she got hold of your webcam & fingered herself into a business deal |
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