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08-08-2014, 01:19 AM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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I murdered my goldfish last night
He was in his bowl.
Just flapping his gills. Tiny orange gills. I told him to stop doing it in rhythm. It fucks with my breathing. He didn't stop. He didn't even try to stop. He kept going. So I got up. Went to smash burger. Not to eat, I ordered a bacon with cheese. Fucked the burger. It releases stress. When I came back, he was kinda drifting. I told him to stop looking at me. Whispered it. Then yelled it. Calmed myself down. Then fed him his little food. He ate it. Swam rapidly. it was 3am. He went into his little goldfish cave. I busted the doors down on his cave. with my little fingers. Took him out. Strangled him. He was gasping. Started trying to eat him. Bit his tail off. Spit it out. Struggled. He slipped out, I started apologizing. put him in the smash burger. Ate it in one bite. I just went to the bathroom an hour ago. I didnt see him. I mustve obliterated him with bb stomach acid. Crying typing this.
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08-08-2014, 01:37 AM
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βгοкε ㄴεςηαг
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 2,245
Battle Record: 9-4
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
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lmao
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08-08-2014, 08:54 AM
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nok Su kow
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,507
Battle Record: 1-1
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what was his name? how big was dick?
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08-08-2014, 09:16 AM
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PR's Finest
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 14,156
Battle Record: 12-7
Rep Power: 85899406 |
gone.
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08-08-2014, 12:38 PM
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green eggs and damn
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: northeast
Posts: 786
Battle Record: 1-4
Rep Power: 18308778 |
:( y u do dis?
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