Calefaction

As soon as he came to netcees.com, Calefaction went right to business. He quickly joined one of the first keystyle tournaments to ever go down, Killing Spree, and ended up winning it with ease. After dominating the keystyle battles he figured he'd try his hands at the biggest tournament of the year on netcees, The Summer Classic. Calefaction ended up winning the first ever Summer Classic. Which many say was the best tournament to ever take place on netcees.com. It was modded by Cane and it was stacked with talent from top to bottom. It was a tournament with no lower tier opponents. It was all mid and top teir. And yes indeed, Calefaction ended up winning the whole thing. He ended up defeating Resin M-I-C in the finals. The winner of the summer classic was promised to be crowned the first ever NBL champion and that's exactly what happened. Cal was automatically made NBL champ in the NBL, this was before the NBL became the seasonal league we know it as today. Calefaction is talented not only in text battles but in audios too. With his summer classic triumph alone he is worthy of being Hall of Famed. He proved he can hang with the best. And even when he lost a few battles here and there, they were debatable. Some are still be debated today, years later after they happened.



Tournaments/Leagues Champed

Killing Spree
Defeated
Sephiroth
Sound
Xquisite
Allen Knight
FlowDOc





NBL Battle League
Defeated
SutherLand & Xquisite (Tag with UserName)
Futuristic





Summer Classic
Defeated
Resin M-I-C
kungfugrip
Servical aka Young Philly
Sir Bling
Plague






Most Impressive Wins
kungfugrip
Resin M-I-C
Servical
Joe Metts

vs. kungfugrip


August 21st, 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs grip 07
ya shit is lost. We aint here to hear ya dickless talk
i'd tell u to kiss the belt goodbye but i dont feel like wipin the lipstick off
Quote:
Originally Posted by grip vs meta 08
i'm smash you kid, clobber u and watch this dipshit drop
so u can kiss the belt goodbye, & cry while i wipe the lipstick off
Quote:
Originally Posted by hens vs known rapper 05
You're the underdog, and dude he is the worst.
You lookin for an upset?
.. check ya dad's face in the home movie of your birth.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kung vs Sterling Golden 07
you ain't winning. i woulda sonned you, but i finished too soon
looking for an upset? shoulda seen ya mom's face in the delivery room
I'm the favorite in this match, get the belt and kiss it goodbye
Lookin for an upset?
Check butler and hens face when they read you flippin their lines..
The fact is, I'm ether compared to this wack bitch..
Beat you so bad they'll have to match your dental records with fracs dick
you ain't shootin shit faggot, you're the vagina type..
So if you hear kung POW, you're gettin an eggroll and a side of rice..
This kids a fuckin addict, I ain't breakin his balls..
He saw metasin and didn't know whether to write or grab a razor and straw..
You better pull some magic trick shit to score the win bitch..
But you'll need more smoke and mirrors than one of your normal binges..
I dont really see the hype cuz this guy is a punk..
Dry humor to me is your bitches pussy when you tryin to fuck..
You're a fairy so this canadian ain't fuckin with cuz..
I'd put your career on ice, but figure skating runs in your blood..
And I'm rated WAY above you, prove me wrong? I bet he tries..
But faggot you ain't an AY even if you say it after every line..
No confidence in your bars, indecisive when writin down on the page..
When I'm on the fence..
I'm celebratin cuz the UFC ref just stopped me from poundin ya face..
I get the presidential treatment, you're frail and embarassin..
So you can keep biden your time but you still palin comparison..
This kid ain't do well with hits, I hate to tell this shit..
But since lauryn hill left, Fu G's shit ain't been relevent..
Such a pussy over votes that you yelled DONT SLEEP..
Almost got suicidal..............so now that you got an L,OD!!






vs. Resin M-I-C


August 29th, 2009

RIP black resin

You asian prick, the fact is that you're wack res..
So here's an L for R.. that'll fix every word you butchered with your accent
He better pick a damn race or I'ma kill this powder puff..
His personas been black and yellow more than bill cowhers was..
Thought you had us fooled but I could tell you were fakin, my God!
Even your black swizz beats one had a sticker that said: made in taiwan..
You're played out, your verses translate to fuckin wack shit..
So I'ma turn this chinese character to a sub title in cane's summer classic
If they knew about you, peta wouldn't stand for your garbage..
And ever since mike vick got caught, resin's whole family been starvin..
Flatline this faggot, get him medivac'd quick..
How the fuck you lose to kung fu TWICE when your people invented that shit
You think this clowns gonna stop me when everything he's writin down is just sloppy?
If you think this is a wok in the park, its just cuz Resin brought out the hibachi..
Listen black, I mean asian, the belts mine, give it back..
Curiosity killed the cat, Resin gave 'em a look like "you gonna finish that?"
I dont trust you slimey faggots, that's why you gettin ignored..
Cuz the last time I had an eggroll, it hit my sperm, then resin was born
You fearin this scrap, to the voters it's clear and a fact...
That this snitch dont have a chance to win unless it's the year of the rat..
Last round you robbed Deon, I didn't think you took it son..
Cuz the only fat joke worth readin was the dude that should've won..
Dont even talk, you're the hired help, how could this lame doubt..
Bitch I WANT you in my threads, you're the best at gettin the stains out!
You're one of the dopest, what the fuck are you talkin 'bout??
My left hook'll smash your crooked I so hard it breaks up slaughterhouse..
I thought you were great in the hangover and while we announcin the topic..
Since you mastered jumpin outta trunks, you should try to come outta the closet..
I'll turn away every single punch that this lame brings..
You tryin to put a chink in my record? funny, I'm tryin to do the same thing
I know you a fan, dont act like you ain't love when I spit..
matter a fact, I found a picture of resin bumpin my shit d-_-b
This faggot fronted like a thug, but the video game geek was shamed..
When OG's pressed him for the blood code, he said A, B, A, C, A, B, B, A
Straight? not a chance, this fuckin gook eats balls..
I tried to google resin and it came back did you mean: pause
When punches get landed, your body gets punished and damaged
Fans'll have to identify you by just your head - like you were inducted in Canton..
You're such a fan of the dick, you long past gettin butt hurt..
Cuz this yellows been on more meat than French's Mustard..





vs. Joe Metts



September 8th, 2009

We wrote down the names of the legends we've faced just to talk shit
I couldn't tell which was a list of my wins and which was a list of your losses..
A face like Castrol, the way oil pores from this weak writer...
Known to suck, cuz any spark of creativity would turn you into a grease fire
You fat fuck, keep eatin desert until ya chest pops..
Whats got more servers..
A site that can actually upload your pic or any booth you sit in at a restaurant..?
I'm serious,
And when I seen you added "joe" it was certified you were straight lame..
That's basically admitting you couldn't distinguish yourself if your brother had the same name.
So your argument for leavin your mark is just talk..
Unless you mean how you perferate the black top everywhere that you walk..
With this steady diet of punches, joe's gonna fail again..
Cuz now that frank said fat jokes are out, I'll start writin for alien..
you're a joke in your city, that gangsta steeze, you playin it out..
I'm much more baltimore..
..when I spit, you'll hear O's and MY verse is what they're raven about
The chicks in your family are BEASTS, to get hit with their stare kills..
My god nigga, it looks like man vs wild when they bear grills
I'll swing on this dyke if he even thinks he could fight yo..
So the next O on your head will come with wings and white robe..
your text is past it's prime and that's the truth..
so if you're bein frank, you'd have just as much to gain as you'd have to lose..
You fuckin make me sick, you're garbage, this fag is softer than baby shit...
To win you'd need a miracle, mets and a time machine back to 86..
It's true I fucked your bitch and bounced..
'was like throwin a hot dog down a hallway..
....and his fat ass dove to catch it before it hit the ground!..
I destroy peeps so you dont wanna get noisey dog
..........Or I'll hit you with blount shots til this boise stars
You can't flow with the big fish, leave the swimming to phelps..
cuz last time you dove in the water you had muff on his roof screamin for help..
Watch how this vet do son, every punch left you shunned..
said you'd give me a run for m-lmfaoawehraehaharofl.. I can't believe you said you'd run!!






vs. Father Muff


September 12th, 2009

hands off my belt faggot


Listen muff
Crowd knows I got my bars up, your reception'll fall son..
So when I hit your jawbone, your body'll drop before the call does..
I'm better ofcourse, respected in any endevour I sought..
If you hear someone's bumpin muff, it means they gave 'em genital warts..
Even denzel knows I'll reign down with smashing massive waves kid..
And bring the hurricane back with such force..
......you wont know if you're bein outboxed or evacuated..
Lama said take a chance, you failed with your quips, stupid..
So you could come new orlean on the same played concepts you BEEN usin
how you tryin to win this battle when you're wack and forced..
Even in a beef with kungfu you're more like a stack of boards..
And the funny thing is, my skill cramps any style this mans on..
Cuz all this talk of muff and streaks got me thinkin he needs a tampon..
You a simpleton bitch, my lines'll twist thru this kid..
I mean, a battle with muff? I got it sewed up on some african ritual shit..
Listen you prick, I'll send this virgin crashin to hell..
Leavin vaginal welts cuz I got muff on lock like a chastity belt..
Your skills are just ass, if you confused lemme fill in the gaps..
You ain't the tightest battler, let alone the tightest pussy I've smashed..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Muff
im not from here.


i was born in germany moved to the states at 12
So homie is german? I didn't know you was a nazi son..
If you think you can cross me, you got it twisted like a swastika..
You racist fuck, better stand down or this dude'll get ethere'd..
He's always lookin for a hand out so he ain't the only one salutin his leader..
Better call the coroner if you beefin with Cale..
Cuz the next time you covered in a sheet, it WONT be at a rally..






vs. ALIEN


September 21st, 2009

I'll save everyone some time:
8 nameplays, 1 is fresh, current event line thrown down..
Toss in a referance to me swaying aaaaaand there's your verse, vote - Cal
It's easy to see your game plan, I know your recipe..
I'm expectin a couple muff lines, but I ain't lettin another pussy get the best of me..
I've heard people wanna compare us, practicaly beg the issue..
But I leave you pale Al..
... in otherwords, what your mom drank when she was pregnant with you..
Dudes make up? he's a faggot, this guy on some bitch shit..
Alien usin more cover-up on his face then the gov't does to hide his existance..
Dont deny that you're gay Roger, voters are aware of this fag..
We got a gender confused alien in the house!..this ain't american dad..
He better get in his mother ship and leave before I'm bullyin dude..
Cuz Aliens so......syke, I already got 3 nameplays and i ain't pullin a YOU..
And that's the truth, it's name plays first for this lame jerk..
His verse'll have more referances to Cale than a game verse..
That's why I'm on another level and you can't stand next to me..
This wack mother fucker couldn't reach Cale usin manifest destiny
I'm notorious for winnin, rhyme B.I.G. with my style, see..
That's why voters keep goin goin back back to cale, cale..
I'm clearly superior, how you gonna fuck with a great..
Seeing you win is an imagery risk that muffy wouldn't take..






vs. Oneduh


October 10th, 2009

recognize this??

Adreneline2057 (12:34:15 AM): he told me about his "business"
Adreneline2057 (12:34:19 AM): he started off like this
Adreneline2057 (12:34:39 AM): "well you have to pretend to be a girl...."
Adreneline2057 (12:35:23 AM): so im like...
Adreneline2057 (12:35:30 AM): ....ok..my wife can do that....
Adreneline2057 (12:35:32 AM): then what?
Adreneline2057 (3:21:53 PM): where's the non-gay part
Adreneline2057 (12:37:17 AM) Plepp5 (3:22:02 PM): basically what you'd be doing
Plepp5 (3:22:09 PM): you just setup a fake aim name, with a girls profile
: Plepp5 (3:22:28 PM): then you go into these chat rooms ill show you
.Plepp5 (3:22:53 PM): mad niggas hit you up.. you just ask them if they wanna see your cam. you get two dollars a dude



I think frac put it best:
When he said you get dudes 200 cents a pop, that's a cheap prostitute..
And that's 200 more cents than any fuckin opinion that we want from you..
It doesn't come as a shock you'd 'pretend' to be a bitch just to earn a buck..
I wouldn't post a pic of me either if I was wearin a blouse, skirt and pumps..
You're fuckin hopeless kid, I can see you gettin your A.I.M. names broken in..
All next week his "cam" link will bring dudes to this battle askin them to vote for him..
This'll be exactly like the first time cuz you'll never bring it dope you friggin joke..
Except scientz ain't around to take the spotlight off the fact you ain't get a single vote..
You're fuckin wack, moderate at best, if he says different you can tell he lied..
And you'da never went 22-0 if you couldn't close every battle before you fell behind..
I'm comfortable bein white, you wanna be black with all the moves that you make..
All these attempts to shed your own skin just fuckin PROVES you're a snake..
So when you thought your bitch was praisin your dick game, she was creepin on you sucker..
It was hats off to everyone..
....why you think your daughter shares facial features with the plumber..
That means you're caucasian, 0% black, not a sliver
So when your daughter came out mixed you realized it was your bitch who had the color in her..
Yeah motha fucka, I'm talkin 'bout your hoe/child, wanna understand my point..check your old files..
How you gonna get a positive paternity test on ^her when you ain't even father your OWN style..
You blatantly bit it from me yet people dont confuse us alot chump..
Cuz you're no diamond in the rough, you're a carbon copy of what I'd be if I was washed up..
This kids a faggot, check his proof of I.D., A baseball reference is what this dude just might need..
Cuz if this fuckin faggot EEEEEEEEVER has his finger on the trigger........ it's a suicide squeeze..
When will this kid just stop, he ain't gettin props, you shoulda picked your spot..
Cuz now we're left wonderin..
If you're so "computer savvy", how the fuck couldn't you hack it in any league you didn't mod????
Now it's 2009 and you're still a bitch between the ropes so you'll get rocked with hands, b..
I'll cold cock this pansy, fuck it, I'll german suplex you until you benoit your family..
Got my fingers crossed just hopin that happens, if that sounds obnoxious... yup..
Cuz David Lama hates this verse, Alien co-signed it...................now you're on my nuts..
So congrats you stupid faggot on bein a cheater, a fake and a lyin "vet" to boot..
And havin the "best" business decision you've ever made be cyber sex with dudes..






vs. Plague


August 12th, 2009

End of the line boss

you're gonna lose cuz with each round this dudes worsened..
If you wanna fight fire with fire, you better let me write two verses..
This cross dressin fag dont get bitches like I do, face it he hatin me..
But you know he covergirls .........................or maybe it's maybeline..
You yearn to be best, but homie that is certainly jest..
This your last stop, you're no finalist, not even on your kids paternity test..
So twist my name 10 times, you're pathetic and slippin..
haven't seen this many failed flips since gymnastics at the special olympics
Actin like you're deserving of this match, but you're not slut..
and here I was thinkin tourrettes was the only thing that could rob hush..
Anderson Silva with the counter punch if you hopin to drop me..
Then we'll celebrate the end of plague when I Pass Over his body..
Cuz I only throw KO's, watch how I spike this mans face..
My hits'll black plague so bad I'll lose my irish fan base..
I'm a force wit puns, beatin me? your outlooks distorted son..
And anyone who thinks plague won obviously got their votes doctored by kevorkian
You on some type of run............with NO hot writtens..
But listen...... Cal stop motion better than robot chicken..
I'm nice with the heat knew what this outcomes likely to be..
Confident?
I wont say I'm writin for kung or meta, but they're already writin for ME..