LMAO PRO-TIPS THREAD? PRO-TIPS THREAD

sral · 11-15-2018, 04:32 AM

sprinkle a little pepper in your pillow case so when you shove her face first into it she’ll sneeze hard and her pussy will grip you like a gorilla fist

you’re welcome

Amen · 11-15-2018, 05:20 AM

Jab to the ribs works just fine.

John Dillinger · 11-15-2018, 09:19 AM

Listen to these guys if you never want pussy

Amen · 11-15-2018, 09:27 AM

Jit gets all the pussy in the world.

Ask him, guys. He's modern day ROMEO.

Qualm · 11-15-2018, 05:21 PM

Hey jit are you modern day Romeo

Geno · 11-15-2018, 11:03 PM

Op, lol

joog · 11-22-2018, 11:50 AM

1st date idea= grocery store.

*dinner/movie is lame. Plus 75-100$ and u might not smash anyway.
*Grocery store gives u opportunity to talk and get to know eachother while picking out a meal to cook together.
*creative/non cliche points are automatic.
*she may cook for you, as a woman should.
* or impress her w your culinary artistry.
*cant cook? Still a "fun" date that she will always remember.
*now u got groceries for ur crib for the rest of the week.
*netflix chill
*weed
*liquor
*the implication.

Thank me later. Plus the dinner/movie thing technically still happens, only thing is you come out ahead no matter what happens.

John Dillinger · 11-22-2018, 12:24 PM

My dawg out here dropping knowledge on you fools

& lol @ the implication

Victor. · 11-22-2018, 01:53 PM

Toothpaste on ur dick

boof · 11-22-2018, 02:17 PM

use a spoon to peel ginger

pro tip

Aero · 11-22-2018, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joog

1st date idea= grocery store.

*dinner/movie is lame. Plus 75-100$ and u might not smash anyway.
*Grocery store gives u opportunity to talk and get to know eachother while picking out a meal to cook together.
*creative/non cliche points are automatic.
*she may cook for you, as a woman should.
* or impress her w your culinary artistry.
*cant cook? Still a "fun" date that she will always remember.
*now u got groceries for ur crib for the rest of the week.
*netflix chill
*weed
*liquor
*the implication.

Thank me later. Plus the dinner/movie thing technically still happens, only thing is you come out ahead no matter what happens.

You run the risk of running into other women you’re talking to though. First date should always be drinks and an appetizer at a lounge or cozy bar.

Edit: I actually like your idea it’s pretty dope. I may try.

11-15-2018, 04:32 AM	#1
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11-15-2018, 11:03 PM	#6
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11-22-2018, 01:53 PM	#9
Victor. Punchline Prettyboy Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,512 Battle Record: 7-0 Champed - Fight Night 6 Rep Power: 53833777	Toothpaste on ur dick __________________ You ain’t a young buck ... yous a dumb fuck//run up and get gun butted.. get all your gums bust

11-15-2018, 05:20 AM	#2
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Jab to the ribs works just fine.

11-15-2018, 09:19 AM	#3
John Dillinger Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 886 Battle Record: 8-7 Accomplishments -NBL Pic Roast Champed -Netcees Writers League Rep Power: 10281356	Listen to these guys if you never want pussy

11-15-2018, 09:27 AM	#4
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Jit gets all the pussy in the world. Ask him, guys. He's modern day ROMEO.

11-15-2018, 05:21 PM	#5
Qualm on posting probation Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 256 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 1879372	Hey jit are you modern day Romeo

11-22-2018, 11:50 AM	#7
joog Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 244 Battle Record: 3-1 Rep Power: 1432582	1st date idea= grocery store. dinner/movie is lame. Plus 75-100$ and u might not smash anyway. Grocery store gives u opportunity to talk and get to know eachother while picking out a meal to cook together. creative/non cliche points are automatic. she may cook for you, as a woman should. * or impress her w your culinary artistry. cant cook? Still a "fun" date that she will always remember. now u got groceries for ur crib for the rest of the week. netflix chill weed liquor the implication. Thank me later. Plus the dinner/movie thing technically still happens, only thing is you come out ahead no matter what happens.

11-22-2018, 12:24 PM	#8
John Dillinger Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 886 Battle Record: 8-7 Accomplishments -NBL Pic Roast Champed -Netcees Writers League Rep Power: 10281356	My dawg out here dropping knowledge on you fools & lol @ the implication

11-22-2018, 02:17 PM	#10
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316668	use a spoon to peel ginger pro tip